by James Archer
Contents
Title Page
Copyright
1 - Permanent Game State
2 - The King of all the Dicks
3 - Morgana Makes Up For It
4 - Forget the Map for Now
5 - Mild Wild Magic Shoppe
6 - Truth Comes Out of Her
7 - Find the Daughter of Time
8 - Why Would a Dragon Fear
9 - Fuck the Daughter of Time
10 - Newton Loves the Chicks
11 - Please, Just Insert the Tip
12 - Dino-Lich is a Bad, Bad Bitch
13 - What King of Village is This?
14 - Escape Not an Option Anymore
15 The Battle of the Boat Brothel
16 - Enemy Fights With My Enemy
17 - A Little Help from a New Friend
18 - Meaning of the Word Change
19 - Doing the Fucking Research
20 - Fuck that Dino-Shit, It’s Mine!
21 - Thunderous Rex and His Crew
22 - Foundation of a New Kingdom
23 - The Battle of Three Kingdoms
24 - The Birth of a New Kingdom
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DINO SWORD
LitRPG Harem Novel
By James Archer
Copyright © 2018 James Archer
All rights reserved.
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CHAPTER 1
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Permanent Game State
I sat on a hard plastic chair in the plain, white waiting room of Lancraft Labs. At thirty-five years of age, I’d achieved enough to retire and spend the rest of my life playing games. Fully immersive virtual reality wasn’t cheap, but it was the way I wanted to spend the money I’d saved up over the years. My game of choice? Fucking Dino Swords.
Some people thought the game was too violent with too much sex, but I didn’t care. The rest of my life would be spent in a medically induced coma while hooked up to the greatest video game ever created. Fuck all the weekend gamers. I was all in - locked and loaded with full immersion for the rest of my life. Expensive, but it was worth it.
In addition to spending the rest of my natural born life inside Dino Swords, I was put on a short list of people willing to fully digitize their consciousness. None of the science made sense to me, but I trusted the company that had revolutionized the world in so many ways. Well, enough to let them slip me into a coma to fully experience their game.
“Mr. Jackson?” a female nurse called from a hallway opposite the door I’d come in.
“That’s me,” I said, standing up.
She smiled and waited for me to cross the room.
“Right this way,” she said.
I checked out her shapely ass as it swayed back and forth in front of me. With an ass like hers, it was difficult not to stare. She looked human, but I knew Lancraft Labs only hired robots to act out the wishes of the AGI entity that ran the corporation. Synthetic or not, the nurse had an ass I would hit all night long given the chance.
She stopped in front of a door at the end of the hall then turned.
“In here,” she said. “We have more questions and paperwork.”
“Thanks,” I said then turned the brass handle of the white door.
She stayed behind as I walked inside a cramped office. Another fine-looking female synthetic sat behind a desk, smiling as I approached.
“Have a seat,” she said, motioning to another plastic chair in front of her white desk.
I sat and leaned back, stretching my feet out in front of me.
“How close am I to getting inside?” I asked.
She smiled then said, “Not much longer.”
“Good,” I said.
“Have you gotten married or formed a significant human relationship since we last talked?”
I sat up, running my hands down the thighs of my loose-fitting jeans.
“Nope,” I said. “Still happily single.”
As the syn-woman typed away on the top of the desk, I thought about how most of my college friends had gotten married and started real families. None of that ever made sense to me with such an amazing technology available.
“I just need your signature here,” the woman said.
She pointed to the top of her desk. I leaned forward and signed my name with my finger. The digital file blipped out of existence.
“I thought there would be more,” I said.
“We’re anxious to get you into the system,” she replied in a sexy tone.
I smiled as I stood, stretching my arms.
“Can’t wait to get out of this body,” I said.
“Follow me…”
She stood then walked around the desk. I followed as she left the room. We walked down another long, boring hallway until we reached a bank of elevators.
“You’re on floor one-thirteen,” she said. “Enjoy your stay.”
I returned her smile as I reached out to press the elevator call-button. She turned and walked away. I couldn’t help checking out her ass as it sashayed down the hallway. My whole life I’d gone without any serious relationships because I didn’t want to be encumbered when I went into Dino Swords full time. Better to be single and have fun on the inside.
The elevator arrived, the door sliding open then closed after I stepped into the car. I hit the button for my floor then took a deep breath as I shot toward the sky. After so many double and even triple shifts, I was about to enjoy my reward, possibly for all time.
Even if they didn’t find a way to digitize me before I died, I’d enjoy a few decades of never getting old in the virtual world. The elevator stopped, and the door slid open. I stepped outside and walked to a nearby door. After putting my hand on the panel next to it, the white, metal door swung open. Inside my private room, I saw a bed with a bank of machines sitting next to it.
“Hello, Drake,” a female voice from the ceiling said. “Please lay down.”
As I walked over to the bed, a section of white wall slid open.
“Should I undress?” I asked.
Another syn-woman stepped out from her charging station.
“Yes, please,” she said. “It’s recommended.”
She stared straight at me as I got out of my clothes. Once naked, I got on the bed and rested my hands behind my head. The nameless syn-woman stepped forward then put a cap over my head. Was that the interface? So small?
“When’s the doctor coming?” I asked.
I didn’t want to stay in my mundane reality any longer than necessary. Time to go fully primal. “This is routine,” the syn-woman nurse said. “I’ll be taking care of you. Lay back and relax.”
She smiled as I took her advice. All my research had shown Lancraft Labs to be a legitimate company run by specially segregated artificial general intelligence called Lana. She also ran the entire Dino Swords game world I’d played through normal VR gear for years.
“Are you ready?” the nurse asked.
I glanced over at her and nodded, not saying a word. She stuck me in the arm for one of many IV drips they would use to keep me healthy while my mind played in virtual reality. The company promised I’d be able to feel everything in the game - even the sex.
Other digital game worlds existed in 2038, but I’d become addicted to the harsh realities and sexual adventures in Dino Swords. Going full-time, I’d be able to further my character like never before. Unlike the so-called real-world, I had a chance for real power in the game.
“Nighty-night,” the nurse said in a soft, sweet voice.
The tiles on the ceiling scrambled. I closed my eyes to rest them for a moment. When I opened them again, I saw the familiar brick walls of my home in the city of Yusgood, one of
many cities in the game. Everything felt different this time.
I stepped forward and felt the wall, sliding my right hand over the rough texture. Even with the best haptic hardware couldn’t compare with the sensation of fully immersive VR. I pulled my hand away then turned to survey my living room.
The massive bookshelves on the opposite wall were full of books and magic items. Located in the southern lands of the continent of Gardonia, Yusgood had been my home since I started playing Dino Swords, but it might not be my home for the rest of my life in the game.
Finally, after so many years. My new life is happening, I thought as I walked over to the bookshelves. Robots had taken nearly eighty percent of jobs over the last decade, so going totally digital wasn’t too uncommon, but not everyone could afford full immersion.
One of the negatives of going into a medically induced coma to live only in your mind was that the body reacted to what was happening to the mind at all times. The doctors had warned me more than once than a particularly gruesome death within the game could permanently damage my brain, but I didn’t care. Being able to actually feel as if I lived in the game world, I’d be able to outperform many other players.
HARPER>> You logged in for good?
I smiled at the notification hovering in the air.
DRAKE>> I’m here forever just like you.
HARPER>> Hang on, I’m coming over.
Someone banged on the door leading outside.
“Hold on,” I shouted as I walked over.
I smiled as I opened the door and saw Harper on the other side. Dressed in tight black and red leather armor, she looked sexy and deadly. She threw her arms around my chiseled waist and hugged me. I bent my head and kissed the top of her flaming red hair.
“So good to see you,” she said. “There’s a new Dino Sword up for grabs.”
“What?” My eyes opened a bit wider. “When did it happen? I haven’t been on in a few days.”
“Earlier this morning,” she said, still clinging to me.
I glanced over her shoulder and saw a few less than reputable men leering at us.
“Come inside,” I said. “This city’s not safe.”
“I’m a woman, but I can take care of myself.”
Her arms retreated before she slipped past me. When I turned around, I saw her kneeling and looking up at me with a hungry grin on her pretty, freckled face. She reached forward and undid the belt holding up my black denim pants. I took a deep breath and stared down at her.
She continued looking up and into my eyes as my pants dropped to the floor. Before I could say a word, she wrapped her lips around my dick. My heart beat faster as her head bobbed up and down. She had one of the highest BJ skills I’d ever seen on a player, and it showed.
“Fuck,” I grunted as she brought me closer to climax.
“Not so fast,” she said, pulling her head back but still stroking me.
“It’s been so long,” I said.
She giggled.
“Only a few days. Geez…”
“You’re so fucking good at that. Please don’t stop,” I begged.
Her lips and tongue moved in ways that made me moan with pleasure. I kept my hands on the back of her bright red hair as she worked on me.
“Turn around,” I gasped, unable to take it any longer.
After stripping out of her pants, she obeyed. I stared down at her perfectly shaped pear ass as she pressed her breasts against the rough wooden floor. Hard as my sword, I slipped into her. She screamed, rocking back against me as I explored her deeper with every stroke.
None of the many notifications going off distracted me as I worked on the mission at hand. She screamed even louder, tightening around me. Knowing she was close to coming, I pounded even harder. As soon as the brilliant orange “Orgasm Given!” message appeared, I stopped trying to hold back and exploded inside her.
“Yes,” she whimpered, ass still raised in the air.
I pulled out and sat down on my ass, breathing heavily. She got up and curled against me. I loved her soft yet firm skin and the way she made me feel. We sat silently for a few moments, each of us enjoying the afterglow and going over our experience points for the encounter.
“So glad you’re back permanently,” she said. “We can spend even more time together.”
I nodded, not saying a word. Would she try to pin me down in the game? She knew I liked to sleep with lots of people and didn’t want to be tied down to any single person.
“Me too,” I said to break the awkward silence.
She reached down and grabbed me between the legs, squeezing gently.
“Hold on,” I said. “My cool down period isn’t over yet.”
She smiled then leaned in and kissed me.
“We could rule this game as king and queen,” she said in sultry voice.
I petted the top of her head in a consoling way, not wanting to get into a fight. Most people would swear we were a couple, but the reality was far different. She didn’t mind if I slept with others in the game, and I left her to do her own thing too. Was it my fault she still wanted to be with me? Nah. Fuck that noise.
Harper lowered her head, licking a trail down my sculpted, muscular chest. I pushed it down even further, releasing a breath as she wrapped her lips around my quickly stiffening member. Spending the rest of my life in Dino Swords would be incredible.
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CHAPTER 2
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The King of all the Dicks
Harper, as usual, woke up before me. Sleep inside the game could be so strange. I yawned and stretched, the covers moving and revealing my manliness. She purred and reach for it. I pulled away, knowing we’d never get anything done if I let her have it whenever she wanted it.
“You’re no fun,” she teased as I stood and walked across the room.
“We’ll have time for fun later,” I said. “We need to work on getting me a Dino Sword and some real power in here.”
She laid on her side, propped up by her elbow, watching me as I got dressed.
“You promise?” she asked.
I turned and gave her my what-the-hell-you-talking-about look. She smiled.
“Come on,” I said. “We’ve got a big day.”
“Do you really think the king’s going to meet with you right away?” she asked.
“Like I told you last night, he’ll want to see me,” I said.
She crawled out of bed. The sight of her supple, naked body was almost too strong of an urge to resist. She didn’t make it easy to get anything other than fucking done when she was around.
“King Krueger is a real dick,” she said as she put on her clothes.
“Most men in power are that way for a reason,” I said.
I slipped my high-grade sword into the sheath at my side. While not nearly as powerful as a Dino Sword, I’d killed quite a few monsters and other players with it. After nearly a decade of playing the game in my limited spare time, I’d built up a reputable player character for myself. I went over my character sheet as Harper finished dressing.
Name: Drake
Class: Rogue / Mage / Fighter / Lover
Level: Rogue (3) / Mage (3) / Fighter (3) / Lover (5)
Experience Points: 295,000 xp
Health Points: 310/310
Magic Points: 104/104
Sexual Energy: 69/69
Strength: 100/100
Wisdom: 80/100
Charisma: 85/100
Intelligence: 78/100
Dexterity: 89/100
Hardiness: 98/100
I’d spent so much time concentrating on my real world career to be able to afford to play Dino Swords full-time after retiring, I wasn’t even in the top fifty percent of most powerful players in the game. With a bit of hard grinding - literally and figuratively - I’d fix that problem in no time flat. Fuck all the haters who said otherwise.
Most of the part-time assholes
in the game just spent their time trying to cause grief for those of us who spent more time in the virtual world. Jealous fucks. I wasted no time with them. Well, not all of them. Some, like King Gregor, were on my radar. A part-timer, he’d paid to become king of the largest alliance of kingdoms in the game.
I fucking hated people who paid to get their way to the top. Cheaters abounded in Dino Sword, even with the harsh penalties if you got caught. The lure of easy money and power in the game was too much for some people to ignore. Me? I loved the game on many levels. Yes, fucking so many fine women was nice and all.
The big reason I loved playing Dino Sword was the power. Unlike the real world, I had a chance to scratch and crawl my way to the top virtually. With so much more time to invest into the game world, I saw myself quickly unseating King Gregor and taking his spot. Fuck that guy. Currently, I needed to work with him, but that wouldn’t last.
“Are you ready, or are you going to stare at your stats all day?” Harper asked.
I glanced up and grinned.
“Been waiting on you, dear.”
She rolled her eyes then opened the front door. I followed her outside. On the way to the king’s residence in the center of the city, I thought about how to phrase my request. King Gregor’s help would allow me to more quickly acquire a Dino Sword and gain some power in the game. At that point, I would be able to kill him and take his power.
A pale woman dressed in tight black leather stood in our path on one of the side streets leading toward the center of the city.
“Oh no,” Harper muttered, slowing down.
“What?” I asked. “You know her or something?”
“I do,” Harper said. “She’s this submissive that’s been chasing me. Morgana. I think she’s a lonely housewife in the real world or something. She’s obviously got money for insane body modifications and good equipment, but she’s bloody annoying most of the time. Well, except when we’re fucking.“
“Hello!” the woman in leather squealed as we approached.