After my father’s death, my mother had moved us back to Maine, to her hometown of Scarborough, where treelines replaced cityscapes and only the racing enthusiasts, travelling from Boston and New York to the races at Scarborough Downs, brought with them the sights and smells of the big cities. Maybe that was why I always felt like a visitor when I looked at Manhattan: I always seemed to be seeing the city through new eyes.
Willie’s place was situated in a neighbourhood that was fighting gentrification tooth and nail. Willie’s block had been bought by the owner of the Japanese noodle house next door – he had other interests in downtown Flushing’s Little Asia and seemed to want to extend his reach further south – and Willie was involved in a partially legal battle to ensure that he wasn’t shut down. The Japanese responded by sending fish smells through the vents into Willie’s garage. Willie sometimes got his own back by getting Arno, his chief mechanic, to drink some beers and eat a Chinese, then stumble outside, stick his fingers down his throat and vomit outside the noodle house. ‘Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese – all that shit looks the same when it comes out,’ Willie used to say.
Inside, Arno, small, wiry and dark, was working on the engine of a beat-up Dodge. The air was thick with the smell of fish and noodles. My ’69 Mustang was raised up on a platform, unrecognisable bits and pieces of its internal workings strewn around on the floor. It looked no more likely to be on the road again in the near future than James Dean. I’d called earlier to tell Willie I’d be dropping by. The least he could have done was pretend to be doing something with it when I arrived.
The sound of loud swearing came from inside Willie’s office, which was up a set of wooden stairs to the right of the garage floor. The door flew open and Willie rumbled down the steps, grease on his bald head and his blue mechanic’s overalls open to the waist to show a dirty white T-shirt straining over his huge belly. He climbed arduously up a set of boxes placed beneath the vent in a step pattern and put his mouth to the grille.
‘You slant-eyed sons of bitches,’ he shrieked. ‘Quit stinkin’ my garage out with fish or I’m gonna get nuclear on your ass.’ There was the sound of something shouted in Japanese from the other end of the vent and then a burst of Oriental laughter. Willie thumped the grille with the heel of his hand and climbed down. He squinted at me in the semi-darkness before recognising me.
‘Bird, how you doin’? You want a coffee?’
‘I want a car. My car. The car you’ve had for over a week now.’
Willie looked crestfallen. ‘You’re angry with me,’ he said, in mock-soothing tones. ‘I understand your anger. Anger is good. Your car, on the other hand, is not good. Your car is bad. The engine’s shot to shit. What have you been running it on, nuts and old nails?’
‘Willie, I need my car. The taxi drivers are treating me like an old friend. Some of them have even stopped trying to rip me off. I’ve considered hiring a rental car to save myself embarrassment. In fact, the only reason I haven’t hit you for a car is that you said the repairs would take a day or two at most.’
Willie slouched over to the car and nudged a cylindrical piece of metal with the toe of his boot.
‘Arno, what’s the story on Bird’s Mustang?’
‘It’s shit,’ said Arno. ‘Tell him we’ll give him five hundred dollars to scrap it.’
‘Arno says to give you five hundred dollars to scrap it.’
‘I heard him. Tell Arno I’ll burn his house down if he doesn’t fix my car.’
‘Day after tomorrow,’ came a voice from under the hood. ‘Sorry for the delay.’
Willie clapped me on the shoulder with a greasy hand.
‘Come up for a coffee, listen to the local gossip.’ Then, quietly: ‘Angel wants to see you. I told him you’d be around.’
I nodded and followed him up the stairs. Inside the office, which was surprisingly neat, four men sat around a desk drinking coffee and whiskey from tin mugs. I nodded to Tommy Q, who I’d busted once for handling pirated video-cassettes, and a thickly moustached hot-wire guy known, unsurprisingly, as Groucho. Beside him sat Willie’s other assistant, Jay, who, at sixty-five, was ten years older than Willie but looked at least ten years older than that again. Beside him sat Coffin Ed Harris.
‘You know Coffin Ed?’ said Willie.
I nodded. ‘Still boosting dead guys, Ed?’
‘Naw, man,’ said Coffin Ed. ‘I gave all that up a long time ago. I got a bad back.’
Coffin Ed Harris had been the kidnapper to beat all kidnappers. Coffin Ed figured that live hostages were too much like hard work, since there was no telling what they might do or who might come looking for them. Dead targets were easier to handle, so Coffin Ed took to robbing mortuaries.
He would watch the death notices, pick a decedent who came from a reasonably wealthy family and then steal the corpse from the mortuary or the funeral home. Until Coffin Ed came along and bucked the system, funeral homes weren’t usually well guarded. Coffin Ed would store the corpses in an industrial freezer he kept in his basement and then ask for a ransom, usually nothing too heavy. Most of the relatives were quite happy to pay to get their loved ones back before they started to rot.
He did well until some old Polish aristocrat took offence at his wife’s remains being held to ransom and hired a private army to go looking for Coffin Ed. They found him, although Coffin Ed just about got away through a bolt-hole in his basement, which led to his neighbour’s yard. He got the last laugh, too. The power company had cut off Ed’s electricity three days before because he hadn’t been paying his bills. The old Pole’s wife stank like a dead possum by the time they found her. Since then, things had gone downhill for Coffin Ed and he now presented a down-at-heel figure in the back of Willie Brew’s garage.
There was an uneasy silence for a moment, which was broken by Willie.
‘You remember Vinnie No-Nose?’ said Willie, handing me a steaming cup of black coffee, which was already turning the tin mug red hot but still couldn’t hide the smell of gasoline from its interior. ‘Wait’ll you hear Tommy Q’s story. You ain’t missed nothing yet.’
Vinnie No-Nose was a B&E guy out of Newark who had taken one fall too many and had decided to reform, or at least to reform as far as any guy can who has made a living for forty years by ripping off other people’s apartments. He got his nickname from a long unsuccessful involvement with amateur boxing. Vinnie, small and a potential victim for any New Jersey low-life with a penchant for inflicting violence, saw an ability to use his fists as his potential salvation, like lots of other short guys from rough neighbourhoods. Sadly, Vinnie’s defence was about as good as the Son of Sam’s and his nose was eventually reduced to a mush of cartilage with two semi-closed nostrils like raisins in a pudding.
Tommy Q proceeded to tell a story involving Vinnie, a decorating company and a dead gay client which could have put him in court if he’d told it in a respectable place of employment. ‘So the fruit ends up dead, in a bathroom, with this chair up his ass and Vinnie ends up back in jail for peddling the pics and stealing the dead guy’s video,’ he concluded, shaking his head at the strange ways of non-heterosexual males.
He was still laughing his ass off at the story when the smile died on his face and the laugh turned into a kind of choking sound in his throat. I looked behind me to see Angel in the shadows, with curly black hair spilling out from under his blue watch-cap and a sparse growth of beard that would have made a thirteen-year-old laugh. A dark blue longshoreman’s jacket hung open over a black T-shirt and his blue jeans ended in dirty, well-worn Timberlands.
Angel was no more than five-six and, to the casual onlooker, it was difficult to see why he should have struck fear into Tommy Q. There were two reasons. The first was that Angel was a far better boxer than Vinnie No-Nose and could have pummelled Tommy Q to horsemeat if he wanted to, which might well have been the case since Angel was gay and might have found the source of Tommy’s humour less than amusing.
The second and probably more co
mpelling reason for Tommy Q’s fear was that Angel’s boyfriend was a man known only as Louis. Like Angel, Louis had no visible means of support, although it was widely known that Angel, now semi-retired at the age of forty, was one of the best thieves in the business, capable of stealing the fluff from the President’s navel if the money was good enough.
Less widely known was the fact that Louis, tall, black and sophisticated in his dress sense, was a hitman almost without equal, a killer who had been reformed somewhat by his relationship with Angel and who now chose his rare targets with what might be termed a social conscience.
Rumour had it that the killing of a German computer expert named Gunther Bloch in Chicago the previous year had been the work of Louis. Bloch was a serial rapist and torturer, who preyed on young, sometimes very young, women in the sex resorts of South East Asia where much of his business was transacted. Money usually covered all ills, money paid to pimps, to parents, to police, to politicians.
Unfortunately for Bloch, someone in the upper reaches of the government in one of his nations of choice couldn’t be bought, especially after Bloch strangled an eleven-year-old girl and dumped her body in a trash can. Bloch fled the country, money was redirected to a ‘special project’ and Louis drowned Gunther Bloch in the bathroom of a $1,000-a-night hotel suite in Chicago.
Or so rumour had it. Whatever the truth of the matter, Louis was regarded as very bad news and Tommy Q wanted in future to be able to take a bath, however rarely, without fear of drowning.
‘Nice story, Tommy,’ said Angel.
‘It’s just a story, Angel. I didn’t mean anything by it. No offence meant.’
‘None taken,’ said Angel. ‘At least, not by me.’
Behind him, there was a movement in the darkness and Louis appeared. His bald head gleamed in the dim light and his muscular neck emerged from a black silk shirt within an immaculately cut grey suit. He towered over Angel by more than a foot and, as he did so, he eyed Tommy Q intently for a moment.
‘Fruit,’ he said. ‘That’s a . . . quaint term, Mr Q. To what does it refer, exactly?’
The blood had drained from Tommy Q’s face and it seemed to take him a very long time to find enough saliva to enable him to gulp. When he did eventually manage, it sounded like he was swallowing a golf ball. He opened his mouth but nothing came out, so he closed it again and looked at the floor in the vain hope that it would open up and swallow him.
‘It’s okay, Mr Q, it was a good story,’ said Louis, in a voice as silky as his shirt. ‘Just be careful how you tell it.’ Then he smiled a bright smile at Tommy Q, the sort of smile a cat might give to a mouse to take to the grave with it. A drop of sweat ran down Tommy Q’s nose, hung from the tip for a moment and then exploded on the floor. By then, Louis had gone.
‘Don’t forget my car, Willie,’ I said, then followed Angel from the garage.
Chapter Ten
We walked a block or two to a late-nite bar and diner Angel knew. Louis strolled a few yards ahead of us, the late-evening crowds parting before him like the Red Sea before Moses. Once or twice women glanced at him with interest. The men mostly kept their eyes on the ground, or found something suddenly interesting in the boarded-up shopfronts or the night sky.
From inside the bar came the sound of a vaguely folky singer performing open-guitar surgery on Neil Young’s ‘Only Love Can Break Your Heart’. It didn’t sound like the song was going to pull through.
‘He plays like he hates Neil Young,’ said Angel, as we entered.
Ahead of us, Louis shrugged. ‘Neil Young heard that shit, he’d probably hate himself.’
We took a booth. The owner, a fat, dyspeptic man named Ernest, shambled over to take our order. Usually, the waitresses in Ernest’s took the orders but Angel and Louis commanded a degree of respect, even here.
‘Hey, Ernest,’ said Angel, ‘how’s business?’
‘If I was an undertaker, people’d stop dying,’ replied Ernest. ‘And, before you ask, my old lady’s still ugly.’ It was a long-established exchange.
‘Shit, you been married forty years,’ said Angel. ‘She ain’t gonna get no better-lookin’ now.’
Angel and Louis ordered club sandwiches and Ernest wandered away. ‘I was a kid and looked like him I’d cut my dick off and make money singin’ castrato, ’cos it ain’t gonna be no use no other way.’
‘Bein’ ugly ain’t done you no harm,’ said Louis.
‘I don’t know,’ grinned Angel. ‘I was better-looking, I coulda screwed a white guy.’
They stopped bickering and we waited for the singer to put Neil Young out of his misery. It was strange meeting these two, now that I was no longer a cop. When we had encountered each other before – in Willie’s garage, or over coffee, or in Central Park if Angel had some useful information to impart, or if he simply wanted to meet to talk, to ask after Susan and Jennifer – there had been an awkwardness, a tension between us, especially if Louis was near by. I knew what they had done, what Louis, I believed, still did, silent partnerships in assorted restaurants, dealerships and Willie Brew’s garage notwithstanding.
On this occasion, that tension was no longer present. Instead, for the first time I felt the strength of the bond of friendship that had somehow grown between Angel and me. More than that, from both of them I felt a sense of concern, of regret, of humanity, of trust. They would not be here, I knew, if they felt otherwise.
But maybe there was something more, something I had only begun to perceive. I was a cop’s nightmare. Cops, their families, their wives and children, are untouchables. You have to be crazy to go after a cop, crazier still to take out his loved ones. These are the assumptions we live by, the belief that after a day spent looking at the dead, questioning thieves and rapists, pushers and pimps, we can return to our own lives, knowing that our families are somehow apart from all this and that, through them, we can remain apart from it too.
But that belief system had been shaken by the deaths of Jennifer and Susan. Someone wasn’t respecting the rules and, when no easy answer was forthcoming, when no perp with a grudge could conveniently be apprehended, enabling all that had taken place to be explained away, another reason had to be found: I had somehow drawn it on myself, and on those closest to me. I was a good cop who was well on the way to becoming a drunk. I was falling apart and that made me weak, and someone had exploited that weakness. Other cops looked at me and they saw not a fellow officer in need, but a source of infection, of corruption. No one was sorry to see me go, maybe not even Walter.
And yet what had taken place had somehow brought me closer to both Angel and Louis. They had no illusions about the world in which they lived, no philosophical constructions which allowed them to be at once a part of, and apart from, that world. Louis was a killer: he couldn’t afford delusions of that kind. Because of the closeness of the bond that existed between them, Angel couldn’t afford those delusions either. Now they had also been taken away from me, like scales falling from my eyes, leaving me to re-establish myself, to find a new place in the world.
Angel picked up an abandoned paper from the booth next door and glanced at the headline.
‘You see this?’ I looked and nodded. A guy had tried to pull some heroic stunt during a bank raid in Flushing earlier in the day and ended up with both barrels of a sawn-off emptied into him. The papers and news bulletins were full of it.
‘Here’s some guys out doin’ a job,’ began Angel. ‘They don’t want to hurt nobody, they just want to go in, get the money – which is insured anyway so what does the bank care? – and get out again. They only got the guns ’cos no one’s gonna take them seriously otherwise. What else they gonna use? Harsh words?
‘But there’s always gotta be some asshole who thinks he’s immortal ’cos he’s not dead yet. The guy, he’s young, keeps himself in good condition, thinks he’s gonna get more pussy than Long Dong Silver if he busts up the bank raid and saves the day. Look at this guy: real estate agent, twenty-nine, single, pulling
down one-fifty a year and he gets a hole blown in him bigger’n the Holland Tunnel. Lance Petersen.’ He shook his head in wonderment. ‘I never met anyone called Lance in my whole life.’
‘That’s ’cos they all dead,’ said Louis, glancing seemingly idly around the room. ‘Fuckers keep standing up in banks and getting shot. Guy was probably the last Lance left alive.’
The clubs arrived and Angel started eating. He was the only one who did.
‘So how you doin’?’
‘Okay,’ I said. ‘Why the ambush?’
‘You don’t write, you don’t call.’ He smiled wryly. Louis glanced at me with mild interest then returned his attention to the door, the other tables, the doors to the restrooms.
‘You been doin’ some work for Benny Low, I hear. What you doin’ workin’ for that fat piece of shit?’
‘Passing time.’
‘You want to pass time, stick pins in your eyes. Benny’s just using up good air.’
‘Come on, Angel, get to it. You’re rattling away and Louis here is acting like he expects the Dillinger gang to walk in and spray the counter.’
Angel put down his half-eaten section of club and dabbed almost daintily at this mouth with a napkin. ‘I hear you’ve been asking after some girlfriend of Stephen Barton’s. Some people are very curious to know why that might be.’
‘Such as?’
‘Such as Bobby Sciorra, I hear.’
I didn’t know if Bobby Sciorra was psychotic or not, but he was a man who liked killing and had found a willing employer in old man Ferrera. Emo Ellison could testify to the likely result of Bobby Sciorra taking an interest in one’s activities. I had a suspicion that Ollie Watts, in his final moments, had found that out as well.
‘Benny Low was talking about some kind of trouble between the old man and Sonny,’ I said. ‘“Fuckin’ goombas fighting among themselves”, was how he put it.’
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