by Mark Hodder
Steam screamed through a rent in its boiler and Burton, shaken but conscious enough to fear an explosion, fumbled with the buckle straps, finally released them, and crawled out of and away from the machine.
He lay panting, facedown in the loam.
Rustling footsteps approached and, as Burton rolled over onto his back, a foot—or, rather, a stilt—was placed to either side of him.
Spring Heeled Jack, light dappling his face, stood astride the king’s agent and gazed down at him. He squatted.
“Who are you?” the creature asked.
Blue flame formed a corona around its head; sparks spat from its chest. The eyes blazed with madness.
“You know damned well who I am,” said Burton.
“I don’t. I’ve never seen you before, though I must admit, I feel I should know you.”
“Never seen me! You gave me this damned black eye!”
Even as he said it, though, Burton thought about Trounce’s suggestion that there might be more than one of the stilted creatures. “Or maybe that was your brother?” he added.
The creature grinned. “I don’t have a brother. I don’t even have parents!”
It threw back its head and let loose a peal of insane laughter, then looked down and ran its eyes over Burton’s face.
“Where have I seen you before?” it muttered. “Famous, are you?”
“Comparatively,” answered Burton. He started using his feet and elbows to shift himself out from between Spring Heeled Jack’s stilts, but the thing reached down and grasped the front of his coat.
“Stay still,” it commanded. “Yes, I know you now. Sir Richard Francis Burton! One of the great Victorians!”
“What the hell is a Victorian?”
Shouts sounded in the distance—the police and townspeople approaching—and, beyond them, the thrum of Constable Kapoor’s rotorchair.
“Listen, Burton,” hissed Jack. “I have no idea why you’re here but you have to leave me alone to do what I have to do. I know it’s not a good thing but I don’t mean the girls any harm. If you or anyone else stops me, I can’t get back and I won’t be able to repair the damage. Everything will stay this way—and it’s wrong! It’s all wrong! This is not the way things are meant to be! Do you understand?”
Burton shook his head. “Not in the slightest. Let me up, damn it!”
Jack hesitated then released his grip. Burton slid from between the stilts and scrambled to his feet, looking up at the strange apparition.
Spring Heeled Jack was a man, he could see that now, but his costume was bizarre and there was an unearthly air about him.
“So what exactly is it you need to do?” he asked the stilt-walker.
“Restore, Burton! Restore!”
“Restore what?”
“Myself. You. Everything! Do you honestly think the world should have talking orangutans in it? Isn’t it obvious to you that something is desperately wrong?”
“Talking orang—?” began Burton.
“Captain Burton!” interrupted a distant shout. Detective Inspector Trounce.
The chopping of Kapoor’s rotorchair was close now. Jack looked up through the canopy of leaves overhead.
“The mist has cleared and the sun is high enough. I should be able to recharge.”
“Charge at what? You’re speaking in riddles, man!” barked the king’s agent.
“Time to go,” muttered Jack, then suddenly burst into laughter. “Time to go!”
Burton leaped at him but Jack sidestepped swiftly and the explorer crashed past, landing in a tangle of roots. He rolled to his feet just as Jack flashed by and made off into the trees.
“Bloody hell!” cursed Burton, and set off in pursuit.
Despite having to duck under low branches, his quarry moved fast, taking long loping strides, while Burton was hampered by projecting roots, tangled vines, and his own exhaustion. He managed to keep up until Jack burst out of the trees onto the golf course some way north of where the police and townsfolk were milling about; there Jack started to bound ahead on his spring-loaded stilts.
A police whistle blew and a roar went up from the crowd, which, waving makeshift weapons, surged after the strangely costumed man.
Burton stopped and watched, puzzled.
Rather than running away, Spring Heeled Jack seemed to be circling the golf course, almost as if he were toying with his pursuers. Only Constable Kapoor, in his rotorchair, could keep pace with him, but there was little he could do but follow.
“What the devil are you playing at?” muttered Burton, as Jack, who’d receded into the distance, turned southward and hopped along the edge of the course before then changing direction to race northeastward, back toward Burton, who stood on the border of the wood.
The king’s agent ran out to intercept him only to have Jack spring a clear fifteen feet over his head.
“Stay out of it, Burton!” shouted the stilt-man.
He took six long bounds, then suddenly launched himself high into the air until, twenty feet up, and just in front of Kapoor’s rotorchair, he vanished.
Burton had the impression of some sort of bubble momentarily forming around Jack, its edge touching the front of the flying machine. When it, and the stilt-man, disappeared, so did part of the vehicle.
The rotorchair flew apart and, leaving a spiralling ribbon of steam behind it, plunged to the ground, which it hit with an appalling crash. The boiler exploded and pieces of metal went spinning into the air.
From different directions, Burton, Trounce, and a number of constables ran over to the wreckage.
Constable Kapoor’s broken body dangled from the upside-down seat, his expression frozen in shock, blood streaming from his torn flesh down his neck, across his face, over his motionless eyes, and into his hair, from whence it dribbled onto the ripped turf.
“God damn it,” breathed Detective Inspector Trounce, leaning with both hands upon his cane. “He was going to be promoted next week.”
He stood deep in thought for a moment then shook himself and spoke to a nearby constable.
“Bennett, fetch Sergeant Piper, would you?”
The constable nodded and moved away.
“What the blazes is that thing, Captain Burton?” asked Trounce.
“A man, of that I’m certain,” responded the famous explorer. “And a madman, at that.”
“The same as I saw at the assassination?”
“It can’t be—he didn’t appear old enough.”
“Great heavens, this is too bizarre! What happened in the woods?”
“He spoke nonsense; said I was a Victorian.”
“What’s that?”
“I haven’t the vaguest idea, though it’s fair to assume it has something to do with the late queen. He said that if we stop him doing what he needs to do, everything will stay this way, and what he needs to do is ‘restore.”’
“Restore what?”
“‘Myself. You. Everything,’ whatever that means. Then he mentioned talking orangutans and said he had to charge at something again.”
Trounce shrugged. “None of it makes any sense! It’s the ravings of a lunatic!”
“I don’t disagree,” said Burton.
Trounce turned to an approaching police sergeant who saluted smartly.
“Ah, Piper, the men seem to have the crowd under control.”
“Yes, sir. I think they’ll be off to their homes soon, now that the jumping man has gone.”
“Good. Good. I want you to post a couple of men here and organise for poor Kapoor to be transported to the morgue.”
“Right you are, sir. He was a fine man. I’ll see to it that he’s not left here any longer than needs be.”
“Thank you. Captain Burton, would you come with me please? There are a couple of police velocipedes over by the club house; we’ll ride them back to Mickleham. I want you to meet the girl who was attacked. Oh, and by the way, Sir Richard Mayne assigned me to the Spring Heeled Jack case, and I suspect I’m indebt
ed to you for that. My gratitude.”
“Best man for the job,” said Burton, succinctly. “Wait a moment while I retrieve my hat and cane.”
He returned to his stricken rotorchair for the items, then rejoined Trounce, who sent four constables into the woods to drag the vehicle out.
The two men started toward the club house.
“Who’s the girl?” asked Burton.
“Her name is Angela Tew. Fifteen years old. That’s about as much as I know at the moment. Before dawn this morning a parakeet arrived at Scotland Yard. It’d been sent by Mickleham’s bobby and stated that the girl had been attacked by the fabled Spring Heeled Jack. I was roused from my bed at about a quarter past six and dashed down here with a few men by rotorchair, having first sent Kapoor to fetch you. When we got here the villagers were on the rampage. They’d spotted Jack loitering at the edge of a field and chased him around the outskirts of Chislehurst and as far as Marvel’s Wood. We ran along with them. Idiot that I am, I left the rotorchairs parked in Mickleham and by the time I realised how useful they’d be, it was too late to go back for them. I’m still not accustomed to the damned things, Captain. If I’d had horses, I’d have employed them without a second thought, but, frankly, this new technology is difficult for a traditional old bobby like me to cope with. Anyway, you arrived just as we reached the golf course. So now let’s see the girl and find out what happened.”
“It’s strange,” mused Burton, as they came to the club house and approached a line of police velocipedes parked outside it, guarded by a constable. “He has this supernatural ability to vanish into thin air, which I’ve witnessed twice now, so why didn’t he do so straightaway?”
“I have no idea,” answered Trounce, then said to the policeman, “Constable, I have to commandeer a couple of penny-farthings.”
“That’s quite all right, sir—help yourself,” replied his subordinate.
Burton stepped to one of the boneshakers and unclipped a small bellows from the side of its furnace. He inserted the nozzle into a valve and started pumping until steam began to vent from another valve set in the small boiler just below the engine. Then he placed the bellows back in its holder, twisted a toggle switch on the engine, and gave the small wheel beside it a couple of turns. The piston rod jerked and smoke puffed from the two tall, thin funnels. He heard the whine of the gyroscope and kicked the parking stand up; the velocipede didn’t need it anymore.
Holding on to the frame, Burton placed his left foot on the lower mounting bar, heaved himself up, swung himself between the front wheel and the funnels, slipped his right foot into the right stirrup, then boosted himself up into the saddle and put his left foot into the left stirrup. It was done in one smooth motion and, though the penny-farthing rocked, the gyroscope kept it stable.
He looked to his right and saw that Trounce had also mounted and was in the act of slipping his cane into the holder affixed for that purpose to the vehicle’s frame.
Both men released the brakes. The piston arms moved slowly at first but rapidly picked up speed, the crank pins whirled, steam hissed, the men engaged the gears, and the velocipedes went panting into the road.
“Spring Heeled Jack made mention of the fact that the mist had cleared and the sun was up,” called Burton, as they clattered toward Mickleham. “It seemed significant to him.”
“Are you suggesting that he can’t vanish at night?” returned Trounce.
“No. Remember, the first time I saw him he did vanish at night!”
“Then what?”
“I don’t know!”
“This business presents one confounded puzzle after another!” exclaimed Trounce.
They came to the outskirts of Chislehurst, rode through the town, now abustle with the morning market, out the other side, and down a country lane toward the village.
The mist had dispersed entirely and the sky was a jumbled mass of clouds with patches of blue sky occasionally peeking through.
From the brow of a low hill, Burton recognised Mickleham ahead, and a few minutes later he and Detective Inspector Trounce parked their velocipedes at the side of the same field the king’s agent had landed in earlier that morning.
The two constables were still on duty by the gate of the ramshackle cottage. It was to this that Trounce led Burton.
The Yard man knocked on the front door and it was opened by a man in corduroy trousers, shirt, and suspenders, with tousled hair, long sideburns, and wire-framed spectacles.
“Police?” he asked, in a lowered voice.
“Yes, sir. I’m Detective Inspector Trounce of Scotland Yard. This is my associate, Captain Burton. You are Mr. Tew?”
“Yes. Edward. Come in.”
They stepped across the threshold and found that the door opened directly into a fairly cramped and low-roofed sitting room. On a threadbare sofa, a pretty young girl lay within her mother’s protective embrace. The woman was large, matronly, tearful, and shaking uncontrollably. The girl was wide-eyed and, thought Burton, rather too thin.
“Angela, these are policemen from London,” said Edward Tew, gently.
“She can’t speak. She’s too upset,” interrupted the mother. “I know what she feels! I know!”
“Quiet now, Tilly,” said Tew. “The girl is calm enough now. Go make a pot of tea; give the gentlemen room to sit down.”
“No! Leave her alone. I—she—she can’t talk!”
“Yes I can, Mother,” whispered the girl.
The woman turned and kissed her daughter’s cheek; held her hands.
“Are you sure? You don’t have to. It’ll just be questions, questions, questions!”
“Tilly, please!” snapped Edward Tew.
“It’s all right, Mother,” whispered the girl.
With a sniff and lowered eyes, the mother nodded, stood, and left the room.
“Sit with your daughter, Mr. Tew,” said Trounce, gesturing to the sofa as he lowered himself onto a wooden chair next to a small table on which a vase of flowers stood. Tew did so, while Burton sat in the single armchair.
“Now then, it’s Angela, isn’t it?” the detective asked, in a kindly voice.
“Yes, sir,” answered the girl, quietly.
“Would you tell me what happened? Try not to miss anything out. Every detail is important.”
Angela Tew nodded, and her throat worked convulsively for a moment.
“I work as maid for the Longthorns, sir, them what lives in the grand old house on Saint Paul’s Wood Hill. I was agoing there this morning and left here at-at—”
“At about ten to five,” put in her father. “She works from five in the morning until two in the afternoon. Go on, Angey.”
“So I took me the short cut through Hoblingwell Wood.”
“Isn’t it rather dark at that time of morning?” asked Trounce. “Dark, I mean, to be wandering through the woods?”
“It’s very dark, sir, aye, but the path is straight and I takes an oil lamp with me to light the way. I goes that way all the time, I does.”
“And what happened?”
“I was a good way along the path when a man stepped out from the trees. I couldn’t see him properly, so I lifted the lamp and I says, ‘Who’s that there?’ Then I saw he was very tall and had big long legs like one of them circus folks what walks on sticks. I tells you, sir, round here we all know the stories about the ghost what’s called Spring Heeled Jack and I ain’t stupid. I saw what he was and recognised him straight off from the tales. So I turned and started arunning as fast as I could but I hardly got two steps afore he grabbed me up from behind and clapped his hand over me mouth. Then he-he—”
She put her arm across her face, hiding her eyes in her elbow. “I can’t say it, Father!”
Edward Tew patted his daughter’s back and looked pleadingly at Detective Inspector Trounce. The Yard man nodded and Tew took up the story.
“Jumping Jack took the neck of her dress at the front and ripped it down to her waist, taking her underclothes
with it. He turned her and bent her backward, putting his face—” A muffled sob came from the girl and Tew blinked rapidly, his mouth opening and closing. He looked at his two visitors and touched the middle of his chest.
“Here,” he whispered.
Burton clenched his jaw. The girl was only fifteen!
She looked up suddenly, and angrily smeared the tears from her cheeks with the heels of her hands.
“He bent me backward until I thought I might break in half. Then he let me up a little, looked into me face with them terrible eyes of his, and he said: ‘Not you.”’
The king’s agent leaned forward eagerly. “Miss Tew, this is very important: are you absolutely sure that’s what he said?”
She nodded. “Clear as a bell it was. ‘Not you!’ he said. Then he let go of me and hopped away like a horrible big cricket.”
“Before you screamed?”
“Yes. I didn’t give voice, sir, until I was at the garden gate. I was arunning too hard.”
Burton and Trounce looked at one another.
“Did he say anything else?” asked Burton, turning back to the girl.
“Nothing, sir.”
“Can you describe him for me?”
The girl gave a description that exactly matched the man Burton had just encountered in Marvel’s Wood.
A few minutes later, the two men left the cottage. As he stepped out, Burton cast a glance back and saw the mother, Tilly Tew, standing in the opposite doorway. She was looking at him with a strangely furtive expression on her face.
They opened the gate and walked back into the field.
“Odd,” said Trounce. “In past attacks, he’s always done a bunk after being interrupted. You’ll remember the case of Mary Stevens, for example. She screamed, people came running, and Jack skedaddled.”
“Probably not the same Jack, Inspector.”
“Well, be that as it may, this time he put his hand over her mouth, the assault was conducted in relative silence, and no one came to her assistance. Yet he didn’t—for want of a better expression—go all the way. Instead, he tore her dress and got a good eyeful—but then let her go. Why?”