to fix any loopholes in this year’s contract.”
“This year’s contract? We’re not doing that again.” Chronos waved his hands in the air to ward off any pleading Death might decide to do. His preemptive attack had no effect.
Death’s jaw dropped open in a wide grin. “Think of the children, my friend. Do you remember their smiling faces, full of joy?”
“What I remember is cigar-chomping demons—pit-boss-bullies disguised as miniature reindeer—who left presents in the store aisles when they didn’t get their way and treed the store manager when he objected to the merchandise going out the door for free.” Chronos shuddered at the memory and wiped at the beads of perspiration clinging to his forehead.
“But the children loved them! Remember?” Death propped his calcaneus on the table and stretched, his bones creaking with loud pops as joints rotated back into place. “OSHA wanted to make sure there was a “hold harmless” clause in the contract, in case Macy’s decided their manager wasn’t well-treated. I told them I’d do it.”
Chronos sank down next to his friend and slumped against the back of the sofa, his shoulders sagging under the weight of this news. He couldn’t see any way out of this, unless…
“Why would Lucien want to hire his demons out this way? What’s in it for him? Does he even know about it?” There would be hell to pay if Hell wasn’t getting his cut.
Death waved him off. “Lucien already agreed. He says it’s perfect public relations for future clients.”
“Oh.” Chronos sighed once more and pulled out his day planner. “I guess we’d better start making the arrangements then.”
“That’s the holiday spirit.” Death clapped him on the back and turned up his iPod. The sounds of A Surfer’s Christmas List by the Surfaris blared from his temporal bones.
Chronos shook his head at the vibrating music from the ‘60s. “And you call me anachronistic.”
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