by Alden Odessa
Hot House Online
Stage One: Stuck in Canny Valley
Alden Odessa
Hot House Publishing
Copyright © 2018 by Alden Odessa
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Also by Alden Odessa
The Hot House Online Series
Book One: Stuck in Canny Valley
Book Two: The Wrong Side of Town
Contents
1. The Package
2. Unboxing
3. Character Building
4. Caught with your Dick Out
5. Experimenting
6. Girls! Girls! Girls!
7. In-Game Purchase
8. No More Foreplay
9. Round Two
10. Achievement Unlocked
11. The Tall Tale
12. Getting On With It
13. Checkpoint
14. Mostly Alley Stuff
15. The Regency Hotel
16. Saving Betty
17. Gettin' Pinged
18. The Man in Blue
19. Stage One Complete
The Story Continues…
1
The Package
As I walked into my home, I was grinning with sheer delight at what was about to happen; if this game was half of what it promised to be, I was going to be a happy camper and may never leave my house again.
I had finally done it, I had jumped, head first, into an online sex simulation game. I say this as if I was sitting around with nothing better to do and I thought to myself that today I’m going to play an online multiplayer game where I get to simulate having sex with outrageously hot women. Digital women, but outrageously hot digital women.
That’s not how it worked. I thought about doing this months ago, but I knew I would get caught.
It’s not illegal, not in the slightest, unless my wife found out. If she found out, I would wish that it was illegal and I was in jail; she would kill me.
I had to jump through a lot of hoops to do this.
I found out about this game through a friend, another one of my work-from-home buddies. We have a lot of lunches together, and he and I are both big gamers. Or at least we used to be before we got married. Neither of our wives enjoyed gaming as much as we did, in fact not at all, so that meant that we were pretty much “reformed” gamers. Didn’t mean we didn’t sneak some in here and there, but for the most part, it was a no-go type situation.
I’m over two generations of console gaming platforms behind.
Our wives kind of watch over us like hawks, since we both work from home, they are always checking in on us, even occasionally popping in, just to make sure we’re working. Which we are, usually, when we’re not having lunch or watching porn; let’s face it, if you work from home, you watch a lot of porn. Everybody knows this.
I know what I sound like, I sound like a terrible person. I sound like someone who thinks his wife is a shrew and controlling; I sound like a man who is unhappy in life and is willing to throw it all away just to play video games and meet up with digital titties. Really that’s not me, not at all. I love my wife, dearly. If I wanted to fight for it, I absolutely know she would let me play video games. But the fact of the matter is, I enjoy spending time with her, and I would much rather hang out with her than play games. She’s a great woman, funny, good-looking, smart, and sophisticated. I have no idea how I ended up with her actually. I really out kicked my coverage.
I like making her happy, and for some reason spending time with me makes her happy, so I’m gonna keep on doing that.
Having said all of these things to try to endear myself, I’m still a terrible person. Maybe not terrible, but I do have a thing for porn, more than average I would say, and if my wife found out about it she would be pissed. I can’t be sure about that, but I’m guessing she’d be mad as hell about it.
Let’s face it; our love life isn’t what it used to be. In fact, it was pretty much non-existent. This was, in all reality, probably my fault. We hit that seven-year-itch, and that was four years ago. I’m still a horny guy, but after having sex with the same woman for eleven years, well, it was starting to get a little tiring.
Look, absolutely nothing I can say will make me sound like a good person here, but the fact of the matter is this. I love my wife; I’m just tired of fucking her.
Man, I need to stop talking. I keep sounding more and more like a bad person.
I would never have an affair; it’s just not something I would do. But when an opportunity came to my attention that led me to believe I could simulate having an affair, I was all ears. A way to get the feeling, but with none of the real-life consequences or work involved. Seriously, who has the time for affairs these days?
Considering what I went through to play this game, however, I think an affair would have been easier!
As mentioned, I went through a lot of steps to conceal this from my wife or anybody else. It started with the idea. My buddy told me about a new game that was currently being crowdfunded, It had just launched and had a 30-day window before funding would close. It was called Hot House Harem Online, and it was exactly what it sounded like. It was a game that you played online, or through the cloud, or however it all worked. The entire point of the game was to go into this simulation and have sex with hot women, build a harem, and then take over the city. Fun right?
Sounded kind of amazing. Even if you didn’t want to beat the game, you could still just log in, buy credits, and bang hot digital prostitutes, and then log out. I’m embarrassed to say this, but the game comes with a harness. Not like a sex swing or something, but a harness that you wear like underwear. I don’t really want to get into the specifics of what the underwear do since I’m not one-hundred-percent sure myself, but on the website, it promised an “unbelievably erotic experience” and “sensations better than the real thing.” How could I say no?
Curiosity got the better of me, but I didn’t want there to be any way for this getting back to me. Or at least anyway of my wife finding out. These are the steps I took.
1. Go to the store and get a pre-paid credit card, buy the card in cash.
2. Set up a post office box under an assumed identity. I went with the name Buster Rockknocker. That’s not a joke.
3. Create an email account with that name.
4. Look into the crowdfunding platform, check the perks. Select the highest one.
5. Buy a whole new laptop, JUST to run this game.
6. Wait.
So far as I could tell from their video on the site, Hot House Harem Online was a pretty simple game, but one that had serious benefits. That is, if you were just trying to get your rocks off. It looked like if you did the full storyline mode it was a little more involved. For me, I was just in it for screwing the prostitutes. I didn’t have the time or the security to do a deep dive into the game. I can just imagine what would happen if my wife came home and I was wearing this device.
The crowdfunding cost me five-hundred dollars, and if this did what it said it did, it was the value of the century. It really only had two physical hardware features. It had the pants that you had to put on. I haven’t taken it out of the box yet, so I don’t know what that entails, it also came with a set of goggles that provided the “fully immersive experience.” I don’t know if it will do what I want it to do. I’ve tried VR porn before, and it was only okay; cool, but lost its novelty quickly.
The only other thing that came with it was a flash drive. Apparently, the game lives on this one single 1
28 GB flash drive. As part of the crowdfunding level I chose, it came with fifty dollars worth of credits, according to the site this would translate into five-thousand-dollars worth of in-game money. There was no mention of how much things in the game cost, so I didn’t know how far that would go. I hoped a ways since I was already in over a grand in real-world dollars with the game and new laptop. I’m not rich, so I had to do some creative accounting to hide that much of an expenditure. Luckily, my wife never really had too much of an interest in our finances, so long as everything was paid, she didn’t ask too many questions. Since I worked from home and was a financial consultant, she just let me take care of all that stuff. Which worked out well for this. I did an excellent job of covering my tracks. Hopefully, she never checked our investment account which is where I pulled the cash from. She never had before, so I should be okay.
I walked back to my office, closed the blinds and took an Exacto knife to the cardboard box.
2
Unboxing
Right out of the gate, this was pretty slick.
It all looked professionally done. The goggles were high quality and the harness… well, I really didn’t know what to think of that.
I pulled it out of the box; it looked like I had selected the size correctly. I’m a 40 waist, and surprisingly that wasn’t considered extra-large by their standards. I guess they knew their audience!
I guess I will call them pants as that’s what the game designers called them, they were made out of a material I wasn’t sure off. It seemed like a latex/cotton hybrid that had wires running through them on the inner lining. Again, pretty slick. The pants also had Wi-Fi, which was kind of amazing. I literally now own a pair of Wi-Fi underwear.
The front of the pants had a microfiber wrapper; I guess I would call it that. It was meant to encapsulate your junk. Apparently, this prevented the rest of the pants from getting, uh, soiled. This endeavor was all becoming very fascinating, and I could tell that this initial set up was going to be tedious, especially when I really only have thoughts for one thing right now. I briefly thought about rubbing one out really quickly so that I could concentrate on the setting up of the game, but decided against it.
The reward was going to be so sweet!
My package had come with one hundred microfiber refills. ONE HUNDRED! Add to that that they were machine washable and it didn’t look like I was going to need to order new ones anytime soon. I held off on putting on the pants just yet and went ahead and looked at the rest of the items. Besides the pants and the goggles, there really wasn’t much. Cables, USB-c type, and some paperwork. Beneath them were what I was looking for. Set-up instructions and gameplay instructions. I'm gonna skip over the gameplay instructions for the time being and focus on the set-up. I wanted to get going as quickly as possible, so I could have a little time to explore in the game, who knew how long it was going to take before I got to what I wanted, which was the Red-Light District, or whatever it was going to be called. The place where the hookers were, this was my main objective. Hopefully, my in-game five-thousand-dollars worth of credits would be enough.
I opened the quick set-up guide. All pretty straightforward.
It recommended that I go ahead and plug the goggles into the laptop, as well as the pants so that they could begin charging. That was something I hadn’t thought of; my pants had to charge!
So, I did that, I was concerned that the charging thing would be an issue, but the instructions went on to say that the goggles and the pants would plug into the USB port of the computer and it recommended that the computer remain plugged into a wall outlet and the two devices would charge through USB.
Again, pretty slick.
I plugged it all in and instantly I saw a little red light on the goggles, letting me know that it was charging. The instructions then said I was pretty much ready to go. It gave a few warnings, mostly common-sense stuff. Sit in a comfortable chair, do not have any open bottles of liquid on your desk, make sure your heart is in good health.
It had been a while since I had gone to the doctor, but I was pretty sure I was okay there. I was a little overweight, but I did exercise regularly and had never had any heart problems before.
I opened up the laptop and did as the instructions told me, I plugged in the flash drive to my final USB port. According to the instructions, I would learn everything else I needed to know inside the actual game, and the flash drive would walk me through the final steps and tell me when to put things on.
The flash drive booted up, and I was greeted with a nearly naked woman with black hair and massive boobs. She was kissing her hand and blowing it at me. After she blew me the kiss, a small icon popped up that said: “Click me.” I didn’t even hesitate.
All of a sudden, the camera zoomed back a little way, and I could see her entire body. She was a stunner. Just a gorgeous brunette with big tits, a round ass, and a thin waist. You know, the kind that is only possible through 3D rendering. She wiggled her hips, and her breasts jiggled back and forth under the corset she was wearing. I was already hard, my first run through this game may be over before it even begins!
“Hello handsome,” the computer said to me, or rather she said through my computer speakers. “Welcome to Hot House Harem Online.”
Instinctively I said: “Hi,” and then felt immediately stupid for speaking to her as if she were a real person. The rendering of this game was terrific, some of the best that I had seen, she really did feel lifelike.
“Before we get started I need to show you how to use the items that came with the game,” she said. “But before we do that, let’s get naked, what do you say?”
Let’s get this party started, I thought.
“Do as I do,” she invited. Then the music started playing, and she started a slight dance. She reached to her stockings and took them off one by one. I assumed that this was instructing me to take off my pants, so I did. Then she reached for the top of her panties and then pulled them off.
I know I was supposed to be taking my underwear off, but I was too entranced by what I saw. She had beautiful pale white skin, and when she took off her black panties, I could see her pussy that was as smooth as silk. Not a drop of hair in her pubic area. I know it's just an animation, but if all the animations and renders in the game were as good as this one, this was going to be a good purchase!
“When your done staring, take off your underwear,” she said. Her comment took me off guard, almost like she was watching me, actually there with me. It briefly freaked me out. Then I remembered something. The camera on the laptop. Not saying I’m paranoid, but just for safety’s sake, I should cover it up. I reached into my desk drawer and pulled out a sticky note and put it in front of the laptops' camera. There, I felt better.
“I’m waiting,” she said as if she really could see me.
No sense in keeping the good lady waiting, I thought. I stood up and took off my underwear. My naked groin was facing the camera.
“Oh my, did I cause that?” she said, and it took me a moment to realize what she was talking about. I looked at the screen, and she seemed to be staring straight forward at my dick. I followed her eye line, and sure enough, she was looking at my erect cock.
For some reason, I felt a wave of embarrassment wash over me. I don’t know why, this was all just make-believe.
“I like that,” she said and cooed at the virtual camera she was looking into. “I like that big cock.”
Something about the way she said it, it was so hot, she was looking directly at it, it almost felt like she was really here and could see it. It made me bulge with anticipation of what else this game had to offer. Instinctively I reached down to my dick and gave a brief stroke. I wasn’t jerking off; I just needed to, I don’t know, bulge it up, for her sake.
I realized what I was doing after the third or fourth stroke and felt ridiculous again. Once I get into that mindset, that I’m gonna jerk off mindset, it’s hard for me to think of anything else and I was so hard I was already cl
ose to coming.
“Hold on there, Sailor. I’ve got more to show you.”
Wow, seriously, could she somehow see me? I was both turned on and embarrassed at the same time. I had always wanted to jerk off in front of a woman, but the opportunity had never arisen, but this really did feel like she was here with me. Fuck, I haven’t even put on the goggles yet. There’s a good chance this game is going to cause some major dehydration and chaffing!
“First you need to put on your suit,” she said, and then a 3D rendering of the pants in the box popped up on the screen. She took the pants and started to put them on over her smooth digital skin. She reached the top, and they fit her loosely.
In turn, I also took the pants and put them on. I pulled them up, they were, in fact, a little loose, I didn’t really know how this was going to work.
“Now, pay attention to this part.”
She reached to the right side of the pants; there were two small buttons that I hadn’t even noticed the first time I saw the pants. She pressed the bottom button, and the pants zipped to her perfect size. It looked like a second skin on her. I found the buttons on my own pants and pressed the bottom button. Although it didn’t just zip to my skin, it did slowly start to tighten, hugging my skin. I kept pushing the button until the pants fit me like a perfectly snug glove. I stopped pressing the button and was amazed at the comfort of these pants. They hugged me just like the hugged her, like a second skin.