“It’s a good machine,” interposed Hart. “But it costs a bit too much. Now, if you had something else…”
“Most certainly, sir. We have many other models.”
“Would you take a machine in trade?”
“Gladly. What kind of machine do you have, sir?”
“An Auto-Author Ninety-six.”
The salesman froze just slightly. He shook his head, half sadly, half in bewilderment. “Well, now, I don’t know if we could allow you much for that. It’s a fairly old type of machine. Almost obsolete.”
“But you could give me something?”
“I think so. Not a great deal, though.”
“And time payment?”
“Yes, certainly. We could work something out. If you would give me your name.”
Hart told him what it was.
The salesman jotted it down and said, “Excuse me a moment, sir.”
Hart stood for a moment, looking after him. Then, like a sneak thief in the night, he moved softly to the front door and walked swiftly down the street.
There was no use in staying. No use at all of waiting for the salesman to come back and shake his hand and say, “We’re very sorry, sir.”
We’re very sorry, sir, because we’ve looked up your credit rating and it’s absolutely worthless. We checked your sales record and found you sold just one short story in the last six months.
It had been a mistake to go for a walk at all, Hart told himself, not without bitterness.
II
Downtown, in a section of the city far removed from the glamorous showroom, Hart climbed six flights of stairs because the elevator was out of whack again.
Behind the door that said Irving Publications, the preoccupied receptionist stopped filing her nails long enough to make a motion with her thumb toward the inner office.
“Go on in and see him,” she said.
Ben Irving sat behind a heaped-up desk cluttered with manuscripts, proofs and layout sheets. His sleeves were rolled up to his elbows and he wore an eyeshade. He always wore the eyeshade and that was one of the minor mysteries of the place, for at no time during the day was there light enough in his dingy office to blind a self-respecting bat.
He looked up and blinked at Hart.
“Glad to see you, Kemp,” he said. “Sit down. What’s on your mind today?”
Hart took a chair. “I was wondering. About that last story that I sent you –”
“Haven’t got around to it yet,” said Irving. He waved his hand at the mess upon his desk by way of explanation.
“Mary!” he shouted.
The receptionist stuck her head inside the door.
“Get Hart’s manuscript,” he said, “and let Millie have a look at it.”
Irving leaned back in his chair. “This won’t take long,” he said. “Millie’s a fast reader.”
“I’ll wait,” said Hart.
“I’ve got something for you,” Irving told him. “We’re starting a new magazine, aimed at the tribes out in the Algol system. They’re a primitive sort of people, but they can read, Lord love them. We had the devil’s own time finding someone who could do the translations for us and it’ll cost more than we like to pay to have the type set up. They got the damnedest alphabet you ever saw. We finally found a printer who had some in his fonts.”
“What kind of stuff?” Hart asked.
“Simple humanoid,” Irving replied. “Blood and thunder and a lot of spectacle. Life is tough and hard out there, so we have to give them something with plenty of color in it that’s easy to read. Nothing fancy, mind you.”
“Sounds all right.”
“Good basic hack,” said Irving. “See how it goes out there and if it goes all right we’ll make translations for some of the primitive groups out in the Capella region. Minor changes, maybe, but none too serious.”
He squinted meditatively at Hart.
“Not too much pay. But if it goes over we’ll want a lot of it.”
“I’ll see what I can do,” said Hart. “Any taboos? Anything to duck?”
“No religion at all,” the editor told him. “They’ve got it, of course, but it’s so complicated that you’d better steer clear of it entirely. No mushy stuff. Love don’t rate with them. They buy their women and don’t fool around with love. Treasure and greed would be good. Any standard reference work will give you a line on that. Fantastic weapons – the more gruesome the better. Bloodshed, lots of it. Hatred, that’s their dish. Hatred and vengeance and hell-for-leather living. And you simply got to keep it moving.”
“I’ll see what I can do.”
“That’s the second time you’ve said that.”
“I’m not doing so good, Ben. Once I could have told you yes. Once I could have hauled it over by the ton.”
“Lost the touch?”
“Not the touch. The machine. My yarner is haywire. I might just as well try to write my stories by hand.”
Irving shuddered at the thought.
“Fix it up,” he said. “Tinker with it.”
“I’m no good at that. Anyhow, it’s too old. Almost obsolete.”
“Well, do the best you can. I’d like to go on buying from you.”
The girl came in. Without looking at Hart she laid the manuscript down upon the desk. From where he sat, Hart could see the single word the machine had stamped upon its face: REJECTED.
“Emphatic,” said the girl. “Millie almost stripped a gear.”
Irving pitched the manuscript to Hart.
“Sorry, Kemp. Better luck next time.”
Hart rose, holding the manuscript in his hand. “I’ll try this other thing,” he said.
He started for the door.
“Just a minute,” Irving said, his voice sympathetic.
Hart turned back.
Irving brought out his billfold, stripped out two tens and held them out.
“No,” said Hart, staring at the bills longingly.
“It’s a loan,” said the editor. “Damn it, man, you can take a loan. You’ll be bringing me some stuff.”
“Thanks, Ben. I’ll remember this.”
He stuffed the bills into his pocket and made a swift retreat.
Bitter dust burned in his throat and there was a hard, cold lump in the center of his belly.
Got something for you, Ben had said. Good basic hack.
Good basic hack.
So that was what he’d sunk to!
Angela Maret was the only patron in the Bright Star bar when Hart finally arrived there, with money in his pocket and a man-sized hankering for a glass of beer. Angela was drinking a weird sort of pink concoction that looked positively poisonous. She had her glasses on and her hair skinned back and was quite obviously on a literary binge. It was a shame, Hart thought. She could be attractive, but preferred not to be.
The instant Hart joined her Blake, the bartender, came over to the table and just stood there, with his fists firmly planted on his hips.
“Glass of beer,” Hart told him.
“No more cuff,” Blake said, with an accusing stare.
“Who said anything about cuff? I’ll pay for it.”
Blake scowled. “Since you’re loaded, how about paying on the bill?”
“I haven’t got that kind of money. Do I get the beer or don’t I?”
Watching Blake waddle back to the bar, Hart was glad he had had the foresight to stop and buy a pack of cigarettes to break one of the tens. Flash a ten in this joint and Blake would be on it in a second and have it chalked against his bill.
“Staked?” Angela asked sweetly.
“An advance,” Hart told her, lying like a gentleman. “Irving has some stuff for me to do. He’ll need a lot of it. It doesn’t pay too well, of course.”
Blake came with the bee
r and plunked it down on the table and waited pointedly for Hart to do the expected thing.
Hart paid him and he waddled off.
“Have you heard about Jasper?” Angela asked.
Hart shook his head. “Nothing recent,” he said. “Did he finish his book?”
Angela’s face lit up. “He’s going on vacation. Can you imagine that? Him going on vacation!”
“I don’t see why not,” Hart protested. “Jasper has been selling. He’s the only one of us who manages to stay loaded week after week.”
“But that’s not it, Kemp. Wait until I tell you – it simply is a scream. Jasper thinks he can write better if he goes off on vacation.”
“Well, why not? Just last year Don went to one of those summer camps. That Bread Loaf thing, as they call it.”
“All they do there,” she said, “is brush up on mechanics. It’s a sort of refresher course on the gadgetry of yarners. How to soup up the old heap so it’ll turn out fresher stuff.”
“I still don’t see why Jasper can’t take a vacation if he can afford it.”
“You’re so dense,” said Angela. “Don’t you get the point at all?”
“I get the point all right. Jasper thinks there’s still a human factor in our writing. He’s not entirely satisfied to get his facts out of a standard reference work or encyclopedia. He’s not content to let the yarner define an emotion he has never felt or the color of a sunset he has never seen. He was nuts enough to hint at that and you and the rest of them have been riding him. No wonder the guy is eccentric. No wonder he keeps his door locked all the time.”
“That locked door,” Angela said cattily, “is symbolic of the kind of man he is.”
“I’d lock my door,” Hart told her. “I’d be eccentric too – if I could turn it out like Jasper. I’d walk on my hands. I’d wear a sarong. I’d even paint my face bright blue.”
“You sound like you believe the same as Jasper does.”
He shook his head. “No, I don’t think the way he does. I know better. But if he wants to think that way let him go ahead and think it.”
“You do,” she crowed at him. “I can see it in your face. You think it’s possible to be independently creative.”
“No, I don’t. I know it’s the machines that do the creating – not us. We’re nothing but attic tinkers. We’re literary mechanics. And I suppose that’s the way it should be. There is, naturally, the yearning for the past. That’s been evident in every age. The ‘good old days’ complex. Back in those days a work of fiction was writ by hand and human agony.”
“The agony’s still with us, Kemp.”
He said: “Jasper’s a mechanic. That’s what’s wrong with me. I can’t even repair that junk-heap of mine and you should see the way Jasper has his clunk souped up.”
“You could hire someone to repair it. There are firms that do excellent work.”
“I never have the money.”
He finished his beer.
“What’s that stuff you’re drinking?” he asked. “Want another one?”
She pushed her glass away. “I don’t like that mess,” she said. “I’ll have a beer with you, if you don’t mind.”
Hart signaled to Blake for two beers.
“What are you doing now, Angela?” he asked. “Still working on the book?”
“Working up some films,” she said.
“That’s what I’ll have to do this afternoon. I need a central character for this Irving stuff. Big and tough and boisterous – but not too uncouth. I’ll look along the riverfront.”
“They come high now, Kemp,” she said. “Even those crummy aliens are getting wise to us. Even the ones from way out. I paid twenty for one just the other day and he wasn’t too hot, either.”
“It’s cheaper than buying made-up films.”
“Yes, I agree with you there. But it’s a lot more work.”
Blake brought the beers and Hart counted out the change into his waiting palm.
“Get some of this new film,” Angela advised. “It’s got the old stuff beat forty different ways. The delineation is sharper and you catch more of the marginal factors. You get a more rounded picture of the character. You pick up all the nuances of the subject, so to speak. It makes your people more believable. I’ve been using it.”
“It comes high, I suppose,” he said.
“Yes, it’s a bit expensive,” she admitted.
“I’ve got a few spools of the old stuff. I’ll have to get along with that.”
“I’ve an extra fifty you can have.”
He shook his head. “Thanks, Angela. I’ll cadge drinks and bum meals and hit up for a cigarette, but I’m not taking a fifty you’ll need yourself. There’s none of us so solvent we can lend someone else a fifty.”
“Well, I would have done so gladly. If you should change your mind –”
“Want another beer?” Hart asked, cutting her short.
“I have to get to work.”
“So have I,” said Hart.
III
Hart climbed the stairs to the seventh floor, then went down the corridor and knocked on Jasper Hansen’s door.
“Just a minute,” said a voice from within the room.
He waited for three minutes. Finally a key grated in the lock and the door was opened wide.
“Sorry I took so long,” apologized Jasper. “I was setting up some data and I couldn’t quit. Had to finish it.”
Hart nodded. Jasper’s explanation was understandable. It was difficult to quit in the middle of setting up some data that had taken hours to assemble.
The room was small and littered. In one corner stood the yarner, a shining thing, but not as shiny as the one he’d seen that morning in the uptown showroom. A typewriter stood on a littered desk, half covered by the litter. A long shelf sagged with the weight of dog-eared reference works. Bright-jacketed books were piled helter-skelter in a corner. A cat slept on an unmade bed. A bottle of liquor stood on a cupboard beside a loaf of bread. Dirty dishes were piled high in the sink.
“Heard you’re going on vacation, Jasper,” Hart said.
Jasper gave him a wary look. “Yes, I thought I might.”
“I was wondering, Jasper, if you’d do something for me.”
“Just name it.”
“When you’re gone, could I use your yarner?”
“Well, now, I don’t know, Kemp. You see –”
“Mine is busted and I haven’t the cash to fix it. But I’ve got a line on something. If you’d let me use yours, I could turn out enough in a week or two to cover the repair bill.”
“Well, now,” said Jasper, “you know I’d do anything for you. Anything at all. But that yarner – I just can’t let you use it. I got it jiggered up. There isn’t a circuit in it that has remained the way it was originally. There isn’t a soul but myself who could operate it. If someone else tried to operate it they might burn it out or kill themselves or something.”
“You could show me, couldn’t you?” Hart asked, almost pleadingly.
“It’s far too complicated. I’ve tinkered with it for years,” said Jasper.
Hart managed a feeble grin. “I’m sorry, I thought –”
Jasper draped an arm around his shoulder. “Anything else. Just ask me anything.”
“Thanks,” said Hart, turning to go.
“Drink?”
“No, thanks,” said Hart, and walked out of the door.
He climbed two more flights to the topmost floor and went into his room. His door was never locked. There was nothing in it for anyone to steal. And for that matter, he wondered, what did Jasper have that anyone might want?
He sat down in a rickety chair and stared at his yarner. It was old and battered and ornery, and he hated it.
It was worthless, absolutely worthless, and y
et he knew he would have to work with it. It was all he had. He’d slave and reason with it and kick it and swear at it and he’d spend sleepless nights with it. And gurgling and clucking with overweaning gratitude, it would turn out endless reams of mediocrity that no one would buy.
He got up, and walked to the window. Far below lay the river and at the wharfs a dozen ships were moored, disgorging rolls of paper to feed the hungry presses that thundered day and night. Across the river a spaceship was rising from the spaceport, with the faint blue flicker of the ion stream wisping from the tubes. He watched it until it was out of sight.
There were other ships, with their noses pointed at the sky, waiting for the signal – the punched button, the flipped switch, the flicker of a piece of navigation tape – that would send them bounding homeward. First out into the blackness and then into that other place of weird other-worldness that annihilated time and space, setting at defiance the theoretic limit of the speed of light. Ships from many stars, all come to Earth for one thing only, for the one commodity that Earthmen had to sell.
He pulled his eyes from the fascination of the spaceport and looked across the sprawling city, the tumbled, canted, box-like rectangles of the district where he lived, while far to the north shone the faery towers and the massive greatness of the famous and the wise.
A fantastic world, he thought. A fantastic world to live in. Not the kind of world that H. G. Wells and Stapledon had dreamed. With them it had been far wandering and galactic empire, a glory and a greatness that Earth had somehow missed when the doors to space had finally been opened. Not the thunder of the rocket, but the thunder of the press. Not the great and lofty purpose, but the faint, quiet, persistent voice spinning out a yarn. Not the far sweep of great new planets, but the attic room and the driving fear that the machine would fail you, that the tapes had been used too often, that the data was all wrong.
He went to the desk and pulled all three of the drawers. He found the camera in the bottom one beneath a pile of junk. He hunted for and found the film in the middle drawer, wrapped in aluminum foil.
Rough and tough, he thought, and it shouldn’t be too hard to find a man like that in one of the dives along the riverfront, where the space crews on planet leave squandered their pay checks.
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