CHAPTER XCVI.
OUR FRIENDS IN DURANCE VILE--A STROKE FOR LIBERTY--THE PRISONERS'PLOT--MOLE IS PRESCRIBED FOR--A FRIEND IN NEED--HOPES ANDMISGIVINGS--"OLD WET BLANKET."
"It's very odd."
"Very."
"And scarcely polite," suggested Mr. Mole.
"Well, scarcely."
"That makes the fourth letter I have written to him, and he doesn'teven condescend to notice them."
"Very odd."
"Very."
But while all the sufferers by the seeming neglect of the consul wereexpressing themselves so freely in the matter, old Sobersides, as Jackcalled his comrade, Harry Girdwood, remained silent and meditative.
Jack had great faith in his thoughtful chum.
"A penny for your thoughts, Harry," said he.
"I'll give them for nix," returned Harry Girdwood, gaily.
"Out with it."
"I was wondering whether, while you are all blaming the poor consul, hehas ever received your letters."
"What, the four?"
"Yes."
"Of course."
"I don't see it."
"But, my dear fellow, consider. One may have miscarried--or two--buthang it! all four can't have gone wrong."
"Of course not," said Mole, with the air of a man who puts a final stopto all arguments.
"There I beg leave to differ with you all."
"Why?"
"The letters have not reached the consul, perhaps; they may have beenintercepted."
"By whom?" was Jack's natural question.
"Can't say positively; possibly by Murray."
"Is it likely?"
"Is it not?"
"I don't see, unless he bought over the messenger."
"And what is more likely than that?" said Harry. "And if they havebought over one messenger, it is for good and all, not for a singleletter, but for every scrap of paper you may send out of the prison,you may depend upon it."
This simple reasoning struck his hearers.
"Upon my life!" exclaimed Jack, "I believe Harry's right. We musttackle the governor."
"So I think."
"And I too," added Harry Girdwood; "but how?"
"I'll write him a letter."
"Yes; and send it to him by the gaoler," said Harry.
"Yes."
"The gaoler who carried all the other letters? Why, Jack, Jack, what athoughtless, rattlebrained chap you are. What on earth is the use ofsuch a move as that?"
Jack's countenance fell again at this.
"You're right, Harry. I go jumping like a bull at a gate as usual. Whatwould you do?"
Harry's answer was brief and sententious.
"Think."
"Do so, mate," returned Jack, hopefully again; "do so."
"I will."
He pressed his lips and knit his brows with a burlesque, melodramaticair, and strode up and down, with his forefinger to his forehead.
He stopped suddenly and stamped twice, as a haughty earl might do in atranspontine tragedy when resolving upon his crowning villany, andexclaimed in a voice suggestive of fiend-like triumph--
"I have it."
"Hold it tight, then."
"One of us must sham ill so as to get the doctor here. Once he's here,we shall be all right."
"Hurrah!" cried Jack Harkaway; "that's the notion. We shall yet defeatthe schemes of that incarnate fiend, Murray."
"That is a capital idea," said Mr. Mole. "You have suggested quite anew idea."
"Now stop; the next thing for us to think of is who is to be the shaminvalid," said Jack.
"I would suggest Tinker," said Harry.
"Or Bogey," observed Mr. Mole.
"Why?"
"Because it would not be easy to tell whether they looked in delicatehealth or not."
"There's something in that," said Jack, "but there's this to sayagainst it."
"What?"
"They might not be able to keep the game up so well as one ofourselves, so I think----"
Here Jack paused, whilst Harry and he exchanged a meaning winkunobserved by the old gentleman.
"I think that it ought to be Mr. Mole," continued our hero.
"Why?"
"Why, sir; can you ask why? You are such a lovely shammer."
"Come, I say," began Mr. Mole, scarcely relishing it.
"He's quite right, sir," said Harry Girdwood, "you are inimitable as ashammer."
"I?"
"You can pitch it so strong, Mr. Mole," said Jack.
"And so natural," added Harry Girdwood.
"Life-like," said the two together, in mingled tones of raptadmiration.
Mr. Mole was but human.
Humanity is but frail, and ever open to the voice of flattery.
What could Mole do but yield?
Nothing.
He gave in, and shammed very ill indeed.
Well, the result of this was that the gaoler made his report, and thedoctor came.
"_De quoi se plaint-il?_" demanded the doctor, as he entered the cell.
"What does he say?" asked Mole; "I'm as deaf as an adder."
"The doctor asks what you complain of?" said Jack, in a very loudvoice.
"Oh, any thing he likes," returned Mole, impatiently.
They were on the point of bursting out laughing at this, when thedoctor startled them considerably by saying in broken (butunderstandable) English--
"What he say--any thing I like? _Singulier!_"
"Ahem!"
Harry Girdwood gave the word; a glance of intelligence went round.
They, to use Jack's expression, pulled themselves together, and lookedserious.
"It is headache," said Jack. "Violent headache, he says."
"Yes," said Mole.
"Show your tongue."
Mole thrust it out, and then the doctor felt his pulse.
"Very bad; you have the fever."
"What?" ejaculated Mole, aghast.
"You have the fever."
"What sort?"
The surgeon looked puzzled.
"Typhus or scarlet, I should say," suggested Jack.
"What is that?" demanded the French doctor, curiously. "_Je ne suispas tres fort_--I am not very strong in English."
"Then, sir," said Jack, "pray accept my compliments upon yourproficiency; it is really very remarkable."
"You are very good to say that," returned the surgeon; "_mais_--nowfor our _malade_--what is _malade_ in English?"
"Patient."
"Patient! Well, I hope that he will justify ze designation. What do youfeel?" he added to Mr. Mole.
"Rush of blood to the head," said Mole, thinking this quite a safesymptom to announce.
"Yes, yes--_sans doute_--no doubt," said the doctor, looking as wise asan owl. "We can make that better for you quick--a little _sinapisme_."
"That's what you call a mustard plaister, isn't it?" said Harry.
"_Sinapisme_--mustard who?" demanded the French doctor of Jack.
"Plaister."
"_Merci._"
"I'm not going to have any mustard plaister on," said Mole.
"_Comment!_" exclaimed the doctor; "_il n'en veut pas!_ he will not!_Morbleu!_ Ze prisonniers have what ze docteur ordonnances."
"Will he?"
"Yes. You are quite right, doctor," said Jack, in French. "Where is heto have on the plaister?"
"On his legs, at the back of his ankles," replied the doctor; "it is todraw the blood from his head."
"Very good, sir."
Jack translated, and the patient singularly enough grew reassuredimmediately.
"It won't hurt much on the back of your legs, Mr. Mole," said Harry.
They enjoyed a quiet grin to themselves at this.
The prison doctor then sent the gaoler for writing materials for thepurpose of writing out a prescription.
Then was their chance.
"Doctor," said Jack, "I want to see the governor."
"Why have you not asked, then, through the ga
oler?"
"I prefer some other method."
"Why?"
"Because I don't know whether the gaoler is safe."
"I don't understand you," said the doctor.
"I have written four letters to the British consul," returned Jack,"and no answer has come."
"Well?"
"Well, sir, I am afraid he has never received the letters."
"Why?"
"Because my name is well known to him, and he would have replied. Ihave referred him to the chief banker of the town, who can readilyidentify me through my signature. I wish them to communicate with myfather, and, in a word, to show the authorities how utterly ridiculousand preposterous is the charge against us in spite of appearances."
Jack's earnestness caught his attention.
"They would never dare to keep letters back."
"Money has tempted them, I feel assured."
"Whose money?"
"The money of a spy--a fellow-countryman of ours, who has interest inkeeping me out of the way."
"His name?"
"His real name is Herbert Murray, his assumed name is Markby."
"Markby; I know that name. Of course; he is the principal witnessagainst you. You say his assumed name?"
"Yes."
"Can you prove it?"
"Easily; if I can get at the means of establishing a defence. It is toeffect this, that I have addressed myself to the consul, but he doesnot reply, so that, monstrous and absurd as this charge is, we areunable to disprove it, simply because here we are tied hand and foot."
"This is very strange."
The doctor, as he spoke, shot them a dubious glance, which did notescape Jack.
"I tell you, sir, that my father is rich and influential. Moreover, heis exceedingly liberal in money matters with me. I have not theslightest need to add to my income by any means whatever, much lessdishonest courses."
"What proof can I offer to the governor?"
"Plenty," returned Jack, eagerly. "Here is my father's address inEngland; let him be communicated with immediately. This Markby is anunscrupulous rascal. He has forged my name to several cheques, androbbed me. He fears detection, and has built up a cunning plot, usingthe coiner, Lenoir, as his cat's paw, and while we are caged here uponthis ridiculous charge, he can get off to another part of the world."
This convinced the prison surgeon completely.
"I will see the governor at once," said he; "meanwhile, see that yourobstinate old friend attends to my instructions, and he will soon bewell."
"Excuse me, doctor," said Jack, "but the honest truth is that he is notill at all."
"Not ill!"
"No. We doubted the gaoler's honesty, and, fearing he was bought overby our enemy, adopted this ruse."
"To see me?"
"Yes."
"Ha, ha! I see it all now; very ingenious on your part. Well, well, myyoung friend, I will see the governor at once, and you shall not belong in trouble."
"You will earn my eternal gratitude, and that of my fellow-prisoners,as well as the much more substantial acknowledgment of my father."
"_Bien, bien_," said the surgeon smiling. "_Au revoir!_"
And bowing pleasantly to the prisoners generally, the doctor left thecell.
* * * *
"There," said Jack. "You may look upon that as settled, so comfortyourselves."
"He has gone to the governor?" asked Mole.
"Yes."
"Hurrah!"
"I hope it will go all right now," said Harry Girdwood, who wasscarcely so cheerful as his companions.
"You wretched old wet blanket!" exclaimed Jack, gaily, "of course itwill."
"Of course," added Mole.
"You may consider yourself as good as outside the prison already."
"I do, for one," said Mole, quite hilarious at the prospect.
"Humph!" said Harry.
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