Title Page
Dedication
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
“Want to do best part worst part?” Ruby asks as we turn right on Broadway. She’s just texted her mom that we’ve left school and will be at I Scream in ten minutes.
“Sure,” I say, smiling as two terriers trot past us, their rhinestone collars sparkling in the sunlight. I once told Ruby how my mom and I do best part worst part every night on the phone and now she likes doing it too. “I can go first,” I add. “My best part is definitely now.”
Ruby’s phone chimes in her pocket and she takes it out for a quick glance. I look into her hand. It’s her mom saying Okay! with a bunch of hearts after it. Ruby is still ten and already has a phone and I’m eleven and don’t have one yet. My dad says I’ll get one at the beginning of sixth grade in the fall.
“Be more specific about what you mean by now, Willa,” Ruby says, pinching her nose so she sounds congested. She’s imitating our fifth-grade teacher, Ms. Lacey, who has seasonal allergies. Ms. Lacey spent the morning sneezing and coughing and lecturing us about how we can’t get away with generalizations like I dunno and fine.
Ruby knows that Ms. Lacey’s long lectures make me antsy, just like I know that she has to pee twice as often as the average person. Ruby Kapoor and I know so much about each other because we’re best friends. We met last fall, when she and her mom moved to Manhattan from Connecticut. Now it’s the spring of fifth grade, which I really don’t want to think about because any day now we’re going to get our middle school acceptance letters in the mail and find out where we’re going to sixth grade. For one, I hate any kind of change, so the idea of leaving The Children’s School, where I’ve gone since kindergarten, freaks me out. For two, what if Ruby and I get into different middle schools and have to be ripped apart after only one year of best friendship? That would be the worst kind of change ever.
I reach down and adjust my left sock so it’s not bunched up in my sneaker. “Specifically … my best part is right now,” I say. “Walking to I Scream with you to get ice cream—”
“And sorbet,” Ruby interjects. She’s lactose intolerant and has to be careful not to eat dairy or she’ll get a stomachache.
“And sorbet,” I add, “and definitely with a heap of gummy bears on top. Is that specific enough?”
“Yum!” Ruby says, grinning.
That was how our friendship began, with gummy bears from the exact I Scream we are walking to right now. Last August, my dad told me that a new girl was starting at The Children’s School and that the principal had asked a bunch of parents to take their kids to I Scream on a Sunday afternoon to meet her and greet her and make sure she felt comfortable on the first day. The new girl turned out to be Ruby—short and skinny, her long hair in a ponytail, a palate expander on her teeth. A few other girls were there, like the twins, Norie and Zoe Robbins, and horrible Avery Tanaka, smiling wide like she was going to be noticed by a talent scout while choosing her flavors. Ruby was with her mom, who was shaking hands and collecting parents’ phone numbers. As we were at the toppings bar, I noticed that Ruby and I both loaded our dishes with gummy bears. I squealed and told her that gummy bears were MY signature topping. No one else understood how perfectly they stiffened when they made contact with ice cream. Or sorbet, she said, grinning at me. I grinned back at her, and it was best friends at first sight.
“What was your best part today?” I now ask Ruby as we pause at the light on Ninety-Fourth and Broadway. We live in a neighborhood of Manhattan called the Upper West Side. The exciting thing about this spring is that, after eleven years of being taken everywhere by a parent or babysitter, my dad has finally agreed to let me walk the dozen blocks to and from school by myself. I usually still walk to school with my dad and my little brother, Benji, who is eight. Going home, I sometimes walk with Benji and our sitter, Joshua, or Ruby if we have plans to hang out after school. Ruby and her mom live thirty blocks downtown, so she’s not allowed to travel home by herself yet because that would mean taking the subway or a city bus, and her mom says “no way” to that. If Ruby doesn’t come to my apartment, she goes to afterschool until her mom picks her up after work.
Today Joshua is taking Benji to his climbing class, and Ruby and I are meeting my dad and her mom at I Scream. My dad told me the plan this morning at breakfast, and he said that Ruby’s mom was telling Ruby the same plan. They’re both getting off work early, and we’re supposed to leave school together and walk up there.
“My best part is also now,” Ruby says. “And playing soccer at gym. That was awesome. I can’t believe I got four goals! What was your worst part?”
I don’t tell Ruby that soccer at gym was my worst part. I hate gym. At least at recess, I can read a book or join in a gaga game, which in my opinion is the only ball sport for people who stink at ball sports, because all you do is try to whack other people’s shins with the ball while dodging the ball so your shins don’t get whacked. But at gym, when participating in the sport is required, I’m forced to deal with soccer balls and volleyballs and kickballs. I can barely run without tripping, so having a ball involved in a non-gaga way makes everything worse. Unlike me, Ruby loves soccer. She plays on a team during afterschool and another team on weekends. She even watches soccer on TV, which sounds as exciting to me as watching pencils getting sharpened.
I don’t want to insult soccer, so instead I ask Ruby, “Why do you think my dad and your mom want to meet us at I Scream? Don’t you think that’s strange on a random school day?”
Ruby shakes her head. “Probably because ice cream and sorbet covered in gummy bears is an awesome way to spend a Thursday afternoon.”
I shrug. That’s another way we’re different. Ruby doesn’t wonder why my dad and her mom would leave work early to meet us. Ruby also doesn’t get upset whenever I mention middle school. She says it’ll all work out. She says if we go to different middle schools, we’ll stay best friends and have lots of sleepovers. The thing is, I’ve slept over at her apartment a bunch of times, but whenever I invite her to my apartment she makes an excuse for why she can’t come. It doesn’t help that I go to my mom’s—she lives upstate with my stepfather—every Saturday morning and return Sunday night, so my sleepover days are limited. Even so, I can’t help feeling offended that she never sleeps at my apartment. Yes, I live with two guys—my dad and brother—but they’re not slobs. Actually, I’m messier than they are! My room is littered with LEGO bricks and LEGO accessories and whatever clothes I shed onto the floor in my daily quest to find something comfortable to wear.
“Maybe they want to talk to us about middle school,” I say, fiddling with the bracelets on my wrist. I like to wear an assortment of stretchy bracelets, friendship bracelets, and rubber bands. “Maybe our middle school letters came and they want to tell us the news together so we can celebrate if we got in to the same school and cry if we didn’t.”
“I doubt it,” Ruby tells me. “My mom has me check the mail. All we’ve gotten the past few days are bills and junk mail. Nothing from the Department of Education, if that’s what you’re wondering.”
Just then, a golden retriever walks t
oward us. Golden retrievers are my favorite dogs. I watch it lumber by, its feathery tail waving like a flag. Ruby is used to my dog ogling, so she gives me a second before taking my elbow and tugging me along.
“So what do you think it is?” I ask once we’re walking again.
“Maybe they’re planning a surprise trip to Polar Bear Adventures,” Ruby offers, giggling.
“Get us some me time!” I say, flashing her a thumbs-up.
Ruby and I joke about the commercial for Polar Bear Adventures, an indoor water park in New Jersey. It’s a cheesy commercial with the girl whooping as she whizzes down a water slide and the boy bodysurfing in a wave pool and the mom getting some “me time” in a burbling hot tub. The truth is, it actually looks fun. A few weeks ago, when my dad and brother and I had dinner with Ruby and her mom at Thai Market, we started talking about Polar Bear Adventures. Ruby’s mom said maybe she’d take Ruby and me for Ruby’s eleventh birthday in August. When I turned eleven in February, I had my regular birthday party—movie, pizza, and mini-cupcakes with a group of girls from school. I’ve been doing that since I was six. The only difference about my birthday this year was that I didn’t get my big present on the actual day. That’s because after years of begging, I’m finally getting a dog! My dad says we have to wait until the end of the school year to adopt one so I’ll have the whole summer to bond with it.
“I guess why we’re meeting them at I Scream is going to remain a mystery,” Ruby concludes.
I kick at a bottle cap on the sidewalk and watch it slide into the street. “For three more blocks.”
“So what was your worst part?” Ruby asks. “You still didn’t say.”
I’m trying to think of a worst part other than soccer at gym when we spot Avery Tanaka on the other side of Broadway. I’ve known Avery since preschool. She even annoyed me back when we were four and she insisted on being the queen in every castle game and the head dog in every kennel. Ruby and I glance at each other, and I can tell we’re thinking the same thing: worst part. Across the street, Avery is eating an apple and walking toward the subway with her mom. No doubt she’s going to voice lessons or tap lessons or drama coaching or whatever else Avery does to make sure she gets into a performing arts middle school and becomes a movie star someday. Aside from being horrible, Avery is perfect. She’s got long, shimmery hair that’s never messy, and she wears sparkly dresses and headbands and slip-on shoes, and she always gets the solo in any class performance because I think the teachers are afraid of what would happen if she didn’t. It’s not like I’m jealous of Avery. What bothers me is the way she rubs in her perfect life. She brags about how she has a sister in high school and they go for manicure-pedicures together, and she has a Cavalier King Charles spaniel who sleeps in her bed every night. On top of her bragging, she makes comments to me about how I still can’t do a cartwheel or that I wrote my research paper on LEGOs and that’s a boy topic. Even though the majority of people who trade LEGOs in my class are boys, it’s not a boy topic. LEGOs are awesome and they’re a girls’ toy too. I didn’t tell Avery that, though, because if I did she’d just roll her eyes and call me weird.
Avery isn’t as nasty to Ruby as she is to me, except for once, when we were doing a classroom project on family trees, and she told us how sad it is that we’re both from broken homes. My parents divorced when I was seven and Ruby’s split up when she was a baby. On the way out of school that day, Ruby and I decided that Avery was wrong. Our homes aren’t broken. They’re just built in a different way.
Sure enough, when Avery spots Ruby and me across the street, she rises onto her tiptoes and says something into her mom’s ear. A second later, Avery’s mom glances in our direction and gives us an awkward wave.
“Worst part,” Ruby mutters. “I have to pee, by the way.”
“Didn’t it look like Avery was telling her mom a secret about us?” I ask, tugging at my left sock again. It was fine all day but now it’s driving me crazy. “The way she whispered and then her mom looked over?”
“She’s just Avery being Avery. Can we hurry? I really have to pee.”
I peer over at Avery one more time. She’s tossing her apple core in the trash. As soon as she catches me watching her, she presses her lips together and grins like she knows something I don’t know.
“Yeah, let’s go,” I tell Ruby, groaning. “Let’s get out of here.”
“It’s just Avery being Avery,” Ruby says again.
As we speed walk toward I Scream, I think about how I’m not so sure Ruby’s right. It definitely looked like Avery knows something we don’t know, and I don’t have a good feeling about it.
Ruby links arms with me for the rest of the way to I Scream. I try not to think about Avery smirking at us. I try not to think about all the things Avery has said to me. The year my parents got divorced, Avery was my line partner. That meant we had to hold hands everywhere our class went for the entire year. I have no idea how she found out what was happening in my family, but one day she told me that for the rest of my life I was going to be a child of divorce.
I think something that helped Ruby and me feel instantly comfortable around each other was the fact that both of us have divorced parents. Ruby’s dad lives in Michigan. She visits him for a week at Christmas, an occasional long weekend from school, and two weeks in the summer. One time, when I was sleeping over at her apartment and we were whispering at night, she admitted that her dad feels more like an uncle than an actual parent. For most of the year, it’s just Ruby and her mom sharing a tidy apartment with colorful bedspreads and lavender soaps and sweeping views of the Manhattan skyline.
I definitely remember my parents together, like family vacations we took to Vermont and how, when I was little, we used to snuggle on our couch and have Friday pizza-and-movie nights. Right after they split up, my dad moved out of our apartment to a rental place nearby and my mom stayed with Benji and me. Benji was only four then. But then my mom got an offer to be a history professor at a college upstate. It was her dream job. She talked about bringing Benji and me with her, but I freaked out and said I wouldn’t leave New York City. Even in second grade, change and I didn’t mix well, and also I was already seeing my occupational therapist, Maureen. My parents decided it was important for me to live in the city, stay at my school, and continue working with Maureen.
My dad gave up his rental place, moved back into our apartment, and became the full-time parent. My mom moved to Tomsville and we started visiting her every weekend. Two years ago, she and Bill got married. I knew she was together with him and I liked him enough but I still wasn’t thrilled about getting a stepdad. I didn’t want some guy living with my mom and eating meals with us and being around all the time. But it actually hasn’t been that bad. I’m only there on weekends and school vacations, so I don’t have to deal with it all the time. Also, Bill is kind of quiet and gives Benji and me a lot of time alone with our mom.
When Ruby and I get to I Scream, my dad is out front on a phone call. He’s tall like me, and we both have curly blond hair, except his is short and mine is long. If I don’t put my hair back in a ponytail or braids, it fluffs annoyingly around my face. For my birthday, Ruby gave me several headbands, the hard plastic kind that Avery wears to push back her hair from her forehead, but I couldn’t keep them on for three seconds. They felt too tight behind my ears, like my skull was being pinched by torture equipment.
Dad holds up his hand and mouths one second before returning to his conversation. If he were a LEGO minifigure, he would have a phone in one yellow claw-shaped hand, and the other claw-shaped hand would be raised like I’ll be off this call in a second. My dad knows he’s guilty of checking his phone all the time. He’s an architect who runs his own firm, which means he can take off a morning if we’re home sick, but it also means he has to answer every call that comes in.
Ruby and I fist-bump my dad as we walk past him and head into I Scream. Ruby’s mom is sitting on the long red bench next to the wall. She looks u
p from her phone and waves us over. There are a lot of middle school kids farther down the bench and at the tables in the window. They’ve got their overstuffed backpacks on the floor and their phones in their hands. I bet they go to Maya Angelou Middle School. That’s my top choice and Ruby’s too. Everyone calls it Maya A. I’m really hoping we both get in. We had to take an entrance exam in February and have good grades on our report cards and also get a teacher recommendation.
“Hey, Willa,” Ruby’s mom says to me. She kisses the top of Ruby’s head and says, “Hi, Rubes.”
“Bathroom!” Ruby shouts, slinging her soccer bag onto the floor and racing off toward the back of I Scream.
Ruby’s mom laughs and rolls her eyes. She must be used to Ruby’s frequent peeing. Ruby says that someday she’ll get an X-ray of her bladder and prove to the world that it’s tiny. Until then, we’ll just have to take her word for it.
“How was your day, Willa?” Ruby’s mom asks.
“Fine,” I say.
“That’s what Ruby always tells me too,” she says, smiling.
Ruby and her mom have the same long, thick hair and straight nose but the similarities end there. Ruby is really sporty and refuses to wear dresses or jewelry while her mom is always in high heels and dresses, and she has a diamond stud on her left nostril. Ruby’s mom is Indian, but she grew up in Michigan and went to law school in Connecticut. Ruby hates it when people ask her, “Where are you really from?” as if being Indian makes it impossible for her to be American. She always says she’s from America and that’s it.
“Willa wants to know why we’re here,” Ruby says to her mom as she returns from the bathroom and plops onto the bench. “She thinks it’s about middle school but I said probably not.”
When Ruby says middle school, I glance nervously at the Maya A. kids. They seem like giants or teenagers or teenage giants.
“Well,” Ruby’s mom says, glancing out onto the sidewalk where my dad is gesturing in the air, his phone pressed against his ear. “Greg and I want to talk to you girls, and we thought it would be nice to meet somewhere fun and neutral.”
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