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by A. J. Jacobs


  liver cancer, 15, 185

  living room, Areca palm takeover of, 28

  Lloyd (neighbor), treadmill complaint from, 60

  lobsters, aging resisted by, 112

  locavore, Jefferson as, 362–63

  Logan (Airedale terrier), 151, 152

  logic games, 168–69

  longevity:

  age denialism and, 126

  AJ’s hopeful boosting of, 346

  balancing optimism and anxiety in plans for, 71

  courting starvation as key to, 17–21

  eating for, 24–26

  effect of marriage on, 46

  exercise and, 32, 44–45, 46

  flossing as aid to, 195

  helper’s high a secret of, 179

  immortality scenarios, 110–12

  Japanese sex infrequency and, 105

  in lugging stuff up steep hills, 64

  masturbation credited for, 103–4

  of Okinawans, 2, 64, 84

  optimism in, 70–71

  of Oscar winners, 1

  of Protestant ministers vs. Catholic priests, 104

  purposeful living and, 4, 25

  Louis XIV, King of France, hand washing in court of, 78

  lounging, joy of, 48

  lower intestine, 131–37, 132

  see also toilet topics

  lunch salad, the half-hour-superfood-record-seeking, 60

  Lundström, Johan, 295

  lung cancer, 31, 90, 91, 301

  lunges, 35

  lungs, 212, 213–21

  aging of, 219

  mindfulness of, 27

  in Spanish, 2

  statistics on, 214

  see also breathing

  Lustig, Robert, 229

  maca powder, 107, 281

  MacArthur Study of Successful Aging, 25

  McDougall, Christopher, 47–48, 203–8, 322

  barefoot principles proffered by, 206

  what he may have stepped on, 207

  McGlothin, Paul, 18–21, 362

  on benefits of CR, 19

  jokes to avoid with, 19

  savoring meditation of, 20–21

  Maclaren, Zane, 247

  macular degeneration, 92

  Madonna, AJ’s disputed quote on cheekbones of, 154–55

  magical thinking, 148–50

  how it works, 148

  Julie and her mom saved by, 148–49

  in lost kids chase, 332

  in outsourcing worries, 149–50

  Maine blueberry industry, 97

  malaria, DDT ban and, 188

  Male Biological Clock, The (Fisch), 279

  mangoes:

  AJ’s defense against their Siren song, 230–32

  fooling the idiotic mind with, 84–85

  as tree-growing Snickers, 230

  manliness, testes thought related to, 283

  marriage:

  arranged, adoration learned in, 48

  health linkage of, 46–47

  nature’s evident bias toward, 46

  Shaw on irony of, 45

  Mars bars, deep-fried, 32

  Marti, anti-, 187–88

  Marti, aunt, 181, 223

  AJ’s apartment swept of toxins by, 183–86

  antimeat information drilled into AJ’s head by, 93

  distinctly Californian viewpoint of, 7

  hazardous substance list of, 186

  at her father’s funeral, 289–90

  illness and death of, 349–52

  multitasking rejected by, 68

  need for the vigilance of, 190

  raw-foodist guidance from, 225–27

  solar gazing of, 184

  on Standard American Diet (SAD), 92

  sunscreen appalling to, 241

  toxin-free life tenets of, 188–89

  trademark purple scarf of, 184

  Martin, Steve, 345

  massage, self-, 110, 359

  mass transit, air pollution cut down by, 218–19

  mastectomy, predrug, 115–16

  Master-Cleanse diet, 13

  masturbation:

  bland foods prescribed for, 101–3

  religion, cortisol levels and, 201

  as secret of longevity, 103–4

  two-person sex vs., 104

  Mayo Clinic, 34, 151, 272, 341

  meat:

  carcinogens in, 93

  Marti’s case against, 93–94

  raw, in caveman diet, 38

  as side dish, 362–63

  medical adviser board, 7

  medical innovation, 9

  waiting to be saved by, 31–32

  medical students, how mindfulness may cause panic among, 21

  medicine, specialty bias of, 241

  meditation, 1, 167, 347, 359

  contextual, 218

  noise found interesting with, 219

  rock solid medical benefits of, 218

  as video game, 177

  Mediterranean diet, 13

  melanin, 242, 243

  melanoma, 141–42, 244

  melatonin, 264

  Melngailis, Sarma, 274

  memento mori:

  AJ’s pneumonia as, 3

  as ultimate form of reframing, 154–55

  memorization, 169

  of word lists, 173

  memory:

  hard-to-read fonts as aid to, 2

  Ribot’s law of, 178

  men:

  calorie-burning benefits of missionary position for, 105

  calories allowed for, 17, 18

  daily alcohol allowance for, 14

  hand-holding among, 308

  relaxing body odors of, 295

  rugged individualism of, 248

  testosterone and personalities of, 282

  what will give them boobs, 283

  meningitis, 152

  Merchant, Mark, 248

  metabolic syndrome, 96

  metabolism:

  changed by marathon sitting sessions, 66

  slowing down of, 18

  metaphors:

  for AJ in noise-canceling headphones, 58

  for AJ’s brain, 173

  for AJ’s deviated septum, 260

  for AJ’s mouth, 197

  for AJ’s mouth breathing, 215–16

  for antisnoring strategies, 261, 262

  for bad posture, 313

  for Benihana’s ambience, 53

  for body pollution, 51

  for body pride, 84

  for the brain as muscle, 165–67

  for the brain as ski slope, 170

  for costs and benefits of smoking, 215

  David vs. Goliath and Revenge of the Nerds, 173–74

  for dental sadism, 193

  for fellow gym members, 60–61

  in germ porn, 75–76

  for gift of self-delusion, 122

  for hand-washing performance, 78

  for health fundamentalism, 191–92

  for hearing loss, 55

  for intenSati ambience, 128, 130

  for marriage/health link, 46

  for noise pollution, 54

  for persistence of pain, 116–17

  for pole dancing, 249

  for slow fitness, 159, 160

  for smaller triathlon, 251

  for treadmills, 35

  mice:

  diet and longevity of, 9, 18

  telomerase in reversing age of, 31–32

  mindfulness, 21, 27, 171

  Mindless Eating (Wansink), 21, 276, 363

  Minnesota Stroke Institute, 151

  moles, 241–44

  artificial, 242

  Momofuku, Julie’s insistence on, 171

  Monell Chemical Senses Center, 294–99

  monkeys, on low-calorie diets, 18

  Monroe, Marilyn, favorite nightwear of, 239–40

  Monty Python, 152

  Morena, Patricia, 127–29

  mortality, wake-up call about, 244

  Moses, Robert, 26, 345

  mou
th, germs in, 77

  MovNat (Mouvement Naturel), 37

  Mozart Effect, 167–68

  Mr. Clean Bath Cleaner, sniff and recoil from, 184–85

  MRI, meditation while hearing the noises of, 219

  MRSA, 32, 79

  multitasking, 65

  Marti’s disapproval of, 68

  medical, 243

  muscle failure, focus of weight training as, 33

  muscles:

  AJ’s growing awareness of, 83–84

  standers’ use of, 66

  MyPlate (USDA), 94

  Nabokov, Vladimir, 67

  Napier, John, 303–5, 306

  naps, as Healthy Vice, 1, 330

  NASA, on mother-in-law’s tongue, 28

  National Academy of Sciences, 33, 94

  National Athletic Trainers’ Association, 32

  Natural History of the Senses, A (Ackerman), 327

  Nature’s Platform, 132, 136–37

  description and assembly of, 137

  NBC, 21

  neck problems, 315

  nervous system, 113–30

  see also pain

  Nesheim, Mal, 96

  Nestle, Marion, 95–98, 362

  food labels translated by, 96

  on Paleo diet, 229

  on ranking fruits and vegetables, 97

  Whole Foods tour with, 95–98

  neti pot, 72, 73

  neurobics, 170–71, 177

  neurofeedback, 176–77

  neuroplasticity, 165–71

  increased by exercise, 176

  NeuroReport, 125

  nevus, 242

  New England Journal of Medicine, 161

  New York:

  decibel levels in, 59

  healthiest glass of water in, 274

  insalubrious flatness of, 64

  morbid little landmarks accruing in, 343

  as one big dinner plate, 76

  proximity of acupuncturists in, 118

  as sixteenth worst city for ozone pollution, 220

  New York magazine, Best Doctors list of, 133

  New York Post, 46

  New York Times, 245, 315, 341

  on the caveman movement, 38

  conservatism linked to germaphobia in, 82–83

  crossword puzzles of, 168

  on germy downside of gyms, 32

  Kheel’s obituary in, 291

  on separated-at-night couples, 259

  New York Times Magazine, 91, 285

  New York Triathlon, postponing of, 323–24

  New York University Langone Medical Center, 76

  nicotine, appetite suppressed by, 215

  Nightingale, Florence, 294

  Nike, 129, 205

  Nippon Medical School, 43

  N95 surgical mask, 220–21

  nods and smiles, missing words covered up with, 58

  noise, 53–59

  fight-or-flight response to, 55

  meditation for, 218–19

  as second-hand smoke of our ears, 54

  three tips for dealing with, 365–66

  as unpatriotic and possibly fascist, 56

  voices raised against, 54

  noise-canceling headphones, Bose, 52, 57–58, 59, 340, 366

  Noise Pollution Clearinghouse, 365–66

  nose, 292, 293–99

  breathing through, 216

  as diagnostic tool, 294

  improving of, 297–98

  world’s largest sculpture of, 294

  see also smells, smelling; specific smells

  nosocomial infections, 77

  Nugent, Benjamin, 174

  nutmeg, when everything smells like, 297–98

  nutrition:

  Bratman on unproven hype of, 89–90

  contradictory headlines on, 91

  warring tribes in, 92; see also diet debate

  see also diet; eating; food

  nutritionists, “intellectual horsepower” lacking in, 90

  Oates, Joyce Carol, door-handle germs compared to total output of, 75–76

  Obama, Barack, Jr., 179

  Obama, Barack, Sr., 179

  Obama, Michelle, 63

  obesity, 64, 229

  social contagion of, 161

  obesity epidemic:

  cranking up thermostat blamed for, 210

  low-fat diet linked with, 93

  mindless eating as source of, 21–22

  potential effect of smoking on, 215

  Obesity Reviews, 210

  obscenity, pain relieved with, 125

  Odell, Peter, 327–28

  “Odysseus Contract,” AJ’s crafty use of, 231–32

  Odyssey (Homer), 231

  Okinawa, longevity in, 2, 64, 84, 221, 346

  Okinawan diet, 13

  old age:

  exercise in, 44–45

  infancy compared with, 267

  Old Testament, 69, 236

  olfactory diagnostics, 294

  Omnivore’s Dilemma, The (Pollan), 90

  Onion, The, 361

  Operation Squat, 136–37

  optimism, longevity and, 70–71

  oranges, as “Clark Kent” food, 97

  orchestra conductors, longevity of, 45

  organic foods, 368

  Origins (Paul), 301

  orthodontists, 193

  Orthodox Judaism, 188, 201, 339

  orthorexia nervosa, 87–90, 98, 347, 364

  “ose,” dreaded suffix of, 230

  osteoporosis, 92

  Other, The, origins of disgust with, 83

  outdoors, healthiness of, 43–44

  ovarian cancer, 64

  ovations, standing vs. sitting, 63

  oxytocin, 104, 151

  oysters, as dubious aphrodisiac, 107

  Oz, Mehmet C. (Dr. Oz), 33, 59, 135, 331

  pain, 9, 113–26

  acupuncture for, 118–21

  before anesthesia, 115–16

  Buddhist approach to, 117–18

  chronic, 116, 117

  cursing for relief of, 125

  as erratic, lazy, and easily confused, 117

  neurofeedback tried for, 177

  placebo success with, 122

  reasonable alternatives to, 116

  in Spanish, 2

  after working out, 36

  see also back pain; and usual suspects

  Pain Chronicles, The (Thernstrom), 115–16, 117, 122–23

  painkillers, 115, 116

  Pale Fire (Nabokov), 67

  Paleo diet, 13, 37, 38, 40–41, 227–29

  raw food diet vs., 225–29

  socially acceptable raw meat on, 228

  weight loss and, 228–29

  Paleolithic times:

  responding to loud noises in, 55

  role of stress in, 141

  sprinting preferred to jogging in, 42

  walking in, 64

  Paleo movement, see caveman movement

  pancreas, mindfulness of, 27

  parents, childhood dangers most worrisome to, 341

  Park, Steven, 260, 263

  Parker-Pope, Tara, 46–47

  parties, crudites actually eaten at, 222

  Pasteur, Louis, 78

  patches, facial, symbolism of, 242

  Paul (friend), 14

  on futility of healthy living, 31

  Paul, Annie Murphy, 301

  peanut butter:

  harrowing intestinal passage of, 27

  sex-drive boost attempted with, 106, 107

  pedicures:

  alarming risks of, 209–10

  Archer’s antifungal treatment before and after, 210

  bringing your own equipment to, 210

  pedometer, 99–100, 266

  walking more linked to use of, 99

  penis:

  as body’s dipstick, 281

  fracture of, 104

  grafting chimpanzee privates onto, 283

  Pennington Biomedical Research Center, 66

  Penn Station men’s ro
om, skin-care talk heard in, 236

  People Movers (airport), avoiding of, 64–65, 353

  Perfect (film), 61

  periodontal disease, 60

  periodontitis, 195

  pets, 150–52, 178, 355–56

  health effects of, 150, 151–52

  lurking around, 150–51

  sleeping with, 152

  pheromones, 106

  Philips, Emo, 307

  phobias:

  arctic water, 310

  germ, see germaphobia

  sex, 101–3

  subway disaster, 342

  phones, wiping of, 81

  Photochemical & Photobiological Sciences, 197

  phthalates, 241, 369

  physicians, asking for a placebo from, 123

  Physique, 57, 247

  phytoncides, plants’ use of, 44

  pica (disease), 131

  Pilates studio, 233

  pills:

  how appearance affects reactions to, 123

  syringes vs., 123

  of tomorrow, 31

  pineapple, flavonoids in, 89

  Pinker, Stephen, on psychology of cursing, 125

  Pizarro, David, 83

  placebo, placebo effect, 122–24

  acupuncture success as, 121

  brain’s confusion of real painkillers with, 122–23

  “honest,” 124

  in neurofeedback, 177

  in “self-healing ritual,” 124

  in sugar fasting, 232

  T-based aggression as, 286

  plant-based diet, 92, 93–95

  AJ’s opting for, 93–95

  raw food vegan diet vs., 227

  plants, health benefits of, 28, 44

  plastic bags (Ziploc), controlling temptation and portion size with, 84–85, 230, 355, 363

  plastics:

  BPA verse test for, 189, 369

  endocrine-disrupting, 183, 185, 369

  microwaving food in, 190

  plastic surgery, farts reportedly upgraded by, 133

  Plato, 293–94

  Playboys, old, faded, but thoughtfully placed, 282

  “Plazibo” (AJ’s proposed drug), 124

  pneumonia, 2–3, 46, 152

  poems, memorization of, 169

  pole dancing:

  Anna’s workout at, 249

  as art form, exercise or sport, and not sleazy, 248

  attended by fifty women and AJ, 248

  classes in, 34

  sharing poles in, 249

  warm-ups for, 248

  Pollan, Michael, 13, 90, 364

  pomegranate seeds, 60

  portion control, 17–22

  child’s plastic dinosaur plate for, 22, 50

  cocktail shrimp fork for, 23, 26, 50

  80 percent prayer said for, 84

  plastic (Ziploc) bags for, 84–85, 230, 355, 363

  tips for regular people, 355

  tips for the obsessed, 355–56

  posture, 129, 313–17

  not to overthink it, 317

  Talmud on, 313

  Power of 10 (Zickerman), 159

  prayer:

  80 percent, 84

  for Kheel’s recovery, 289

  time set aside for, 201

  privacy, AJ’s self-invasion of, 261

  Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, 164

 

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