by D. D. Mayers
Our first night, after an entirely uneventful dull, flat desert drive, was Basra. We had no idea where the campsite was. We stopped a couple of young men, there were only men walking about, not a woman to be seen, who happened to speak English, if they knew where the campsite was. He gave us complicated directions, then said, ‘There’s no need to go to a campsite, why don’t you come to my home and meet my family then you can sleep on our roof.’ We’d discussed this exact situation while on-board ship and agreed we must never accept such an offer out of the blue, it was obviously far too dangerous. So what did we all say? ‘Oh, that’s very kind of you, thank you very much,’ and he said, ‘Follow me, I’m in that car.’ We followed, looking at each other in exasperation, half laughing at our stupidity. As it happened, it was his home, it was his family, we were given a lovely simple Arab supper and we chatted away, very easily, about all sorts of things. There was no alcohol so the evening passed, very pleasantly, until quite late. Just imagine the possibility of those Iraqis, driving around England, and the first Englishman they stop speaks fluent Arabic and invites them back to their house for a meal and to stay the night? That night was one of the most memorable nights I’ve ever had. I’d done a lot of camping all through my youth, so I was used to sleeping outside, but I’d never slept outside at home. To be offered the opportunity to do so in a little house in the suburbs of the city of Basra, in southern Iraq, on the first night of a trip, perhaps taking months, boded very well indeed. The House didn’t have electricity and the few street lights were very dim. Lying on our backs, fully dressed, well tucked up in our sleeping bags, looking up into the deep, dense, blackness of the night, sprinkled with so many sparkling, pinprick dots of thousands and thousands of brilliant shining stars, worlds? I felt a profound sense of being a part of everything. Not just an unconnected part, but a piece, a small piece, of the whole canopy. We didn’t speak. We were lost in our own imaginations. The longer I looked up before my eyelids slowly pulled closed, I lost the sense of my own weight lying on the concrete. We drifted away into the denseness.
The following morning, after a simple Arab breakfast, he led us to the main road to Baghdad. We waved cheery goodbyes, feeling very guilty we should be suspicious of such generous hospitality. We looked at each other, thankful for our luck and reluctantly agreed, we must be more careful in the future. Nevertheless, for the first night of our long drive to Hamburg and then to London, it was a lovely thing to happen.
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It took two days to get to Baghdad. The desert there, is dead flat and featureless. On the way we saw one of many sites that were ‘without doubt’ the garden of Eden. At Ephesus we saw the Sespian Arch which was the largest self-supporting brick arch ever built, in the whole world, at the time. At Babylon, we stood on a mound of earth that was, supposedly, once the Tower of Babel. We didn’t think there was any point in questioning anything, we decided to accept the information, and maybe question it later, which is probably true of most things one’s told in life.
I couldn’t help having huge expectations of both the Tigress and the Euphrates. All the Biblical stories of great mountains of water crashing together couldn’t have been more wrong. To give them their due it was the dry season, but nevertheless they were a disappointment.
We pitched our tent for the first time, quite far from the main Basra-Baghdad road, in this flat, flinty, featureless, silent desert. We were completely alone, just the three of us. So different from all we’d experienced since leaving Mombasa. I said, rhetorically really, looking out on this featureless silence, ‘I wish we had a bottle of the Captain’s rose wine.’ ‘As it happens,’ said Honey, with a little giggle, ‘he gave me a bottle with which to remember him, on our long journey. So I think the first night on our own in this empty desert, would be an appropriate place to remember our lovely little trip from Mombasa to Kuwait’ She couldn’t have been more right I remember the Captain clearly, to this day.
Up early, with a cup of coffee and a bread roll, given to us by our last night’s host, we set forth for the Baghdad campsite. Even then, the sprawl of a modern city takes away all the romance and excitement of coming to a place you’ve always heard about but never imagined being there. A trade route, the Silk Road, camels with their long rolling gait, bringing their precious cargos of beautiful carpets or spices or gossamer soft silk, weighing no more than a feather. But now the reality is traffic laden roads, honking horns, thick air filled with fumes.
The campsite itself was very pleasing. Well laid-out and maintained, in a date palm grove. From there we set off every day to explore Baghdad. My future Little wife loves to explore cities, as long as she’s in a comfortable vehicle. Traffic jams are eagerly awaited. There was no shortage of traffic jams. The golden-domed mosques were outstandingly beautiful. Inevitably, we found ourselves quickly ushered to Baghdad’s famous Souk. We weren’t disappointed. Huge cauldrons of bubbling hot, delicious vegetable stews, simple fried eggs wrapped in a sandwich of the local bread, hot, sweet, thick black coffee, all tasting so wonderful. The all-prevailing aromas, when walking into the Souk, instantly springs to mind and brings back the detail of vibrant colours of shining silks, of gleaming brass and enticing jewels.
We had intended to stay only a few days in Baghdad and contacted the two names we’d been given in Kenya, so we prepared for the next leg through the desert to Jordan and Amman. While chatting to fellow-travellers in the campsite we began to get reports of a compulsory quarantine camp on the border between Iraq and Jordan. The British Embassy confirmed this indeed was the case, but it wasn’t likely to last long as the impracticality of running a compulsory five-day stoppage of everyone crossing the border every day wasn’t viable. A political spat between the two countries had caused one or the other, or both, to accuse the other of importing cholera across the borders. The advice was not to go unless you had no choice. We were quite comfortable in our well-equipped site so a few extra days would be quite pleasant. The date palms were groaning with a bountiful harvest, so the extra days of enforced stay wouldn’t necessarily upset our daily, very tight, budget. The days, however, turned into weeks and our consumption of dates-with-everything was proving to be rather tedious, to say the least. Suddenly, one morning, the embassy announced the borders would return to normal as the camps were growing exponentially. We were given authority to drive, unhindered, into Jordan. As you might expect, this piece of advice turned out not to be entirely accurate. We were allowed to drive out of Iraq, but there lay the ambiguity. Between the two border posts was ten miles of no-mans land and our authority didn’t, necessarily, allow us into Jordan, even armed with our visas issued in Nairobi. We, very tentatively, drove through the ten miles of desert, only to be confronted by a sprawling mass of line upon line of tents and lorries. There was no question of us staying here. We turned and drove back to Iraq. We were greeted warmly with lots of smiles, long-lost friends. Can we please go back to Baghdad. ‘Of course, of course, can we see your papers.’ ‘We can’t go into Jordan, so can we go back to Baghdad.’ ‘Yes of course you can go back to Baghdad, but can we see your papers to come into Iraq.’ We looked at each other with the realisation we were being ‘played’, hooked trout on a line. I’ve never enjoyed fishing since. As we turned to drive back to the Jordanian border, I looked in the mirror to see their heads thrown back with guffaws of laughter. How is it border police are the same the world over?
We, very cautiously, stopped at the Jordanian border to try to bluff our way through. After all, I did have two beautiful women in my charge, and they were the only two females in the whole camp. They might cause quite a commotion. They seemed to genuinely appreciate that my two beauties could, potentially, be a problem. However, there was no question we had to remain here for five days with cholera tests taken each day. The only concession given us was to deem my beauties incapable of carrying something so obnoxious as cholera. They would be excused the daily testing, and we could pitch our tent away from
the rest of the camp. The daily testing each morning entailed joining a queue, with everyone in the whole of this ever expanding camp, all male, of course, waiting their turn. At the top of the queue we dropped our trousers, turned around, bum in the air. A short stick with a little piece of cotton wool at the end was shoved up and then returned to its own glass tube. It was sent off to the lab for testing. No cholera was ever found because there was no lab that could possibly handle that number of samples, and test them all, every twenty-four hours.
The desert there was composed of dead flat black shingle and sharp sand. Although our little tent was pitched quite away from the thundering trucks, lines of tents and hundreds of drivers with their retinue, we never seemed far enough away to perform our morning ablutions, unseen. The first morning we walked and walked until we were specks on the horizon, By the fifth day we happily wandered only fifty yards before digging a shallow hole with our trusty little shovel, and squatting over it!
In retrospect, those five days turned out to be a surprisingly interesting and fun experience. Interesting because we attracted a small but continuous trickle, of fellow English travellers, all male of course. We had enough food for the five days, clean drinking and washing water, topped-up from the border post and something that proved to be remarkably popular, a very large tin of Nescafe. All the visitors were completely different characters, but the common theme, which made us all instantly at ease with one another, was travelling with practically no money.
Early the final morning we awoke with butterflies in our stomachs when we presented ourselves to the officials to restart our journey. With broad smiles they said they’d like us to stay longer, but they couldn’t make up any more reasons to hold us. With much shaking of hands and a man-hug for me, off we flew along the straight road to Amman, the capital of Jordan. It was a bit of an anticlimax after all we been through to get here, over the last month, we just made a quick tour of the centre of the Old City, the Amphitheatre, and a Mosque. We then sped off south to an eagerly awaited destination of The Rose-Red City of Petra. On the way, there was virtually nothing of any interest to see or do but drive, as fast as we dared, along straight, empty, new tarmac roads to get to Petra, before nightfall, find the campsite and pitch our friendly little home.
However, there was one little amusing incident that unexpectedly sprung out along a particularly dull piece of desert road. We could see a long way ahead, and we noticed, parked on the side of the road we were driving, a long, black limousine type car, with a man in a dark chauffeur’s uniform leaning against the front right wheel arch, and a shortish man with short dark hair and a dark moustache, in a pale yellow Airtex type shirt and khaki slacks, holding a cup of tea or coffee. We slowed, wondering if we might be asked to stop and help, but the man in the pale yellow shirt and dark moustache waved and smiled indicating no problem. We happily waved back as we passed saying ‘that was nice and friendly,’ and drove on without any further thought about the incident. It may have been as much as five minutes later I suddenly put my foot on the break and screeched to a halt. Both girls simultaneously half shouted ‘What’s the matter, what’s the matter’, I said almost shouting,‘That was the King of Jordan, The King of Jordan, has just waved to us.’ ‘Don’t be ridiculous,’ said Honey, but C. (wife to be) said hesitantly, ‘Yes, it was I can picture him clearly.’ She has an unusual ability to recognise anybody, even from afar, from behind, or the way they move. We all laughed out loud and continued on our way
The small township outside Petra was distinctly unimpressive. A campsite was marked on the map we were given in Nairobi, but there was no sign of it anywhere. We stopped at the Police station to ask if they knew where it was, ‘No there’s no campsite, you can pitch your tent anywhere you like.’ ‘So can we put it just outside here near you?’ ‘Yes of course.’ Then, as an afterthought, the officer who seemed to be more senior, said, ‘We have no prisoners at the moment, you can use our cells.’ We looked at each other, amazed at the offer, ‘Can we have a cell each?’ ‘Yes of course you can.’ It was a night to be remembered. In fact, we must have been there two nights.
The following morning we walked down the hill to a little bedraggled group of underfed, sleepy horses. They perked up when we mounted and walked out well. ‘No, no they have all the food they want, this is the way they look. European horses are fat and lazy.’ The road narrowed through the steep-sided gorge and turned slightly to the left to reveal the now famous first glimpse of the Rose-Red City of Petra. In those days, more than fifty years ago, there were no other tourists about, so the feeling of discovery, the feeling you were coming upon something so different, so huge, yet hidden, was thrilling. How could it remain undiscovered for so long? The excitement was tangible. Once we started to explore, there were no signs anywhere, it really was a city, it went on and on. We were ‘discovering’. Nothing was ‘built’, no stone cut and placed on another, no foundations, everything cut out of standing rock. Primitive, yet fine and complex, and the colour, a soft, pale vibrant, deep red, for which artists would give their eye-teeth. There was no source of water, there had never been a source of water, so how it ever served as a feasible place to live and trade, I have no idea. It was a fun, exciting, fulfilling day. That evening we returned to our salubrious accommodation in the cells of Petra prison and cooked up a delicious supper, with the policeman on duty as our honoured guest. An early rise and a wave goodbye to our jailers, we set forth across the desert to Aqaba.
I don’t know how it happened, but it wasn’t until fifty years later, while sailing around the world on our wonderful little ship, the Saga Ruby, we discovered we’d missed a most incredible place. About fifteen miles north of Aqaba is a valley, dividing into other valleys of sheer towering rock. Thousands of feet high, brilliantly coloured in all manner of hues of deep reds and pinks, that is Wadi Rum. I can only suppose we missed it because there’s no road to it, even now you can only get to it in a 4x4. My brother-in-law Douglas, the one who’d bought the shares for my mother in Stryker, when I was in Nairobi hospital all those years ago, was with us this time. He wasn’t feeling very well, so he lay himself out on one of the long, low tables covered with kilims the local Bedouins use for entertaining cruise ship guests. Like a sacrificial offering, he went sound asleep. The waiters didn’t know what to do.
The magnificent immensity of these sheer shimmering red cliffs rising thousands of feet straight out of the sand, had become a magnet for climbers. The driver of our hired 4x4 stopped about 100ft.away from the base to show us all the climbers dotted about the cliff face. At first we couldn’t see what he meant, the face was so vast. Then slowly hundreds of tiny dots came into focus. The driver told us they would often take two or three days to get to the top, sleeping on the face.
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On arrival in Aqaba we couldn’t find a proper campsite with all washing facilities etc. so we pitched our tent just outside a nice hotel on the beachfront. We made ourselves presentable and marched into the swimming pool. I can’t remember if ‘owning’ a sun-lounger with your towel, was then acceptable, but that’s what we did. The pool faced on to a beautiful white, shining, enticing beach. So with claimed sun-loungers, we dashed into the emerald blue, crystal clear water, for our first, and for me the last, swim in the warm, soft water of the Red Sea. C had, and in fact still has, a bell-like, beautiful, pitch-perfect soprano voice. She was a soloist in her choir at school. The situation in which we found ourselves was so perfect, so dreamlike, she started to sing ‘Jerusalem’. No sooner had she come to the end of the first verse, a la-di-da, barking English voice shouted, ‘Good heavens, a beautiful English girl, singing ‘Jerusalem’ in the Red Sea, how incredible.’ He was right. He swam towards us rather like a broad tugboat, creating a wave of water ahead of itself, and introduced himself, in a manner in which suggested we’d know who he was. We didn’t of course. ‘You wouldn’t recognise me with my clothes off, but I’m MP for South Herefordshire.’ C nearly sank.
He was ‘her’ MP. This was precisely the situation C’s parents were terrified would come about. He even said he’d ‘give them a call’ on his return. Talk about ‘rubbing salt into the wound’.
All too soon we had to be on our way, the Iraq cholera quarantine had caused us to be well behind schedule. We were running out of journey time. We’d divided up our funds into the smallest possible amounts per day, then divided ‘that’ into the whole amount at our disposal. The fact was we were running out of days for the entire trip.
Jerusalem’s old town was then in Jordan, and their youth hostel was clean and well run. It was a thrilling, tingling, elevating experience walking about the narrow streets, knowing only the facade of all buildings had changed over the last two thousand years. The Wailing Wall, the Garden of Gethsemane, the Dome of the Rock, the Mount of Olives, the Way of the Cross, Golgotha. History was laid out before us. We three unnoticed observers, watching people casually going about their business, were wearing the wrong clothing. Clothes, the world over, are out of step with history. The clothes we all wear now, from the rain forests of New Guinea to the streets of London or New York, are all the same. It seems to me contradictory when we’re still at war with one another. We send men into space, we travel at over 1000 miles an hour. We eat fresh food grown on the other side of the world the following day. Yet millions starve in the very countries the luxury food comes from. And the Middle East is in turmoil.
At least then there was peace, of sorts, allowing we three to wander happily from country to country, taking in all the beautiful, diverse sights and sounds you could never do today. The Six Day war was yet to happen. It was while in Damascus, being shown around the Jewish Quarter, the Old Town, the silver carvers and the street called Straight, we were told by our self-appointed guide, in a hushed, conspiratorial manner, ‘Very shortly, maybe in as little as three months time, there will be a war. The war will involve all the Arab Nations against Israel, which will change everything forever.’