“So, do we just go through?” I asked, starting in that direction.
“Slow down there, big fella,” Amy said, grabbing my arm. “We have to get…” She looked at the girl with one eyebrow raised.
“Cheryl,” the girl said.
“Cheryl,” Amy went on with a nod. “Back up to the surface so she can go home, and we should probably get our packs, and retrieve the ogre we left hanging out in the car. Plus, I wouldn’t mind having a little food and a tent at hand if we’re going to go be strangers in a strange land for a while.”
“Makes sense,” I agreed. “But what do we do with Prince Charmless here?” I asked.
Mama pulled a knife from her belt and slit the bound fairy’s throat from ear to ear. Amy and I jumped back as blood fountained from his neck, and he collapsed to one side. Mama wiped her knife on the corpse’s pants and tucked it back where she found it.
“Problem solved,” she said. I gawked at her, as did everyone else in the cave. “What?” she said. “We were going to kill him. I just didn’t waste time arguing about it. He couldn’t be allowed to roam free in this world, and if we took him back to Faerie, we ran the risk of him alerting his confederates. Not to mention the fact that he was a sex trafficker, one of the lowest forms of life in this or any other dimension. So, I killed him. Now let’s get you back upstairs and you can get home where you’ll be safe.” She directed this last bit to the girl, who took an involuntary step back as Mama’s gaze fell on her. I didn’t blame her. She kinda scared me, too.
Mama started across the cave toward the tunnel we came in from, and after looking at each other for a few seconds, the rest of us followed. We had all just reached the mouth of the tunnel leading out when the girl spoke again.
“Who’s Oberon?” she asked.
Mama froze, then slowly turned to look at Cheryl. “Where did you hear that name?”
“The guys that took me said it a couple of times. They said that once they sold me to…Ray-something, I can’t remember the name, that was all they needed to do before they got in touch with their contact and took out Oberon. I was just wondering who Oberon is. I think I’ve heard the name before somewhere…”
“Yeah, probably in school,” Joe said.
“Oberon is my father,” Mama said. “Let’s hurry this up, Robbie. We have to get this girl to the surface so we can come back down here. Apparently, we have to save your sister’s and your grandfather’s lives.”
Epilogue
I went through the portal first, my fists wrapped in cold iron and leather as I stepped into the shimmering blue light. I felt a disconcerting sensation of nothing, then I was wrapped in freezing air and felt snow crunch under my feet.
Aw, shit, I thought. This portal comes out in the Winter Court. I stepped forward to make sure nobody was going to land on me, then started to look around. There was snow everywhere, and I kept looking for an old British lamppost, but never saw one.
One by one, the others came through, Mama coming across last. She threw open her arms and took a deep breath, sucking in the frigid air like she was coming home from a long trip. Which I guess she was, in a way.
“Quickly,” she said. “We must not stay here. My mother will be able to sense my presence within the Winter Court, and she will send soldiers to intercept us. We must get to a neutral or unclaimed territory as soon as possible. If her men find us, there’s no telling what she will do.”
“I’ll tell you what I will do,” said an impossibly tall woman who stepped out from behind a tree. “I will throw your treacherous little behind in my deepest dungeon and let you rot there with all your little mortal friends to keep you company.”
“Hello, Mother,” Mama said, looking at the newcomer. I could see the resemblance. This woman, Mab I assumed, looked like Mama with the knob turned up to eleven. She was tall with cold, chiseled features and eyes like chips of ice. Her skin was flawless and pale as the finest china. Her long fingers tapped out a slow rhythm on her folded arms, and blood-red nails tipped each one.
She wore a gown of pale blue, trimmed with white fur, and her jet-black hair looked all the more stark for the contrast. Everything about her screamed power, and dignity, and cruelty. My first look at my grandmother was not exactly milk and cookies.
I stepped forward and held out my giant hand. “Hey there, Grandma,” I said, thickening up my Georgia twang even more than normal. “I’m Bubba. I’m your grandson.”
Mab stared at me for a minute, then looked at Mama, then back at me, then back at Mama before finally settling on me. She snapped her fingers, and a dozen heavily-armed fairies came out of the woods. “Take them to my dungeon,” she said. “Tell the torturer he is having guests.”
Barely the beginning.
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