And that was all right too. Because, after thinking it over, Johnny realized that it would have taken a lot of hard work to build his Martian Eden, even with the robot to help. It would have been quite a responsibility.
It was better to let the older men have the responsibility.
Of course the Blow-Up must have been quite a shock to Martine and White. It was difficult for them to readjust. But it did no harm to let them pretend. The name didn’t matter. They thought of the new, undiscovered planet as Earth. When they found it they might even call it Earth - New Earth, in memory of the bad Old Earth that was gone. Gone forever, with all its worthless, evil infestations of humanity. For that Johnny couldn’t really feel regret.
He made allowances for his companions, even when they acted a little crazy. It was odd, being the only completely sane man in the ship.
He waited. There was a period of vivid, confusing dreams in which he almost imagined himself back on Earth, but presently the dreams passed and were gone. Then he was able to sleep soundly again.
… Johnny’s spaceship kept on going.
Sometimes he wondered when it would reach its destination. He was tired of the artificial days and nights of the ship, and those viziports with their disturbingly vivid images of what no longer existed. It had been pointless, after all, trying to disguise the blackness of space with those visions of Old Earth outside the windows. And it had been rather foolish to disguise the robot so that it looked like a man in white when it came in to bring him food and get its orders from him.
Someday when he felt more like it, he would change the orders and remake the robot, casting it back into its metal reality. But he was tired. He had to rest. He mustn’t take on any unnecessary responsibilities now, because the day was coming when the ship would land on a habitable planet and his work would begin.
And he’d do his job. He’d do it well. He hadn’t given up. Oh no, not Johnny Dyson.
His own father had lain down on the job, of course, first trying to pass the buck to Johnny, and then, when that failed, simply by going insane. A complete refusal to accept responsibility. Yes, that was the only sin - giving up. For if his father had stayed on the job, he might have found an answer. After all, Dr. Gerald Dyson had been a brilliant man.
But Dr. Gerald Dyson had given up. He had ended his career in an insane asylum, very likely so happy in his ultimate retreat that he’d never even known it when the Blow-Up came.
I’d had my father’s chances, I’d have kept on fighting to the last ditch, Johnny thought. But I’ve got my own job. It isn’t too late. And if the ship ever reaches a habitable world, I’ll start right in working at it.
He glanced at the viziport images of a world that had given up and therefore had died, quickly and painlessly.
Johnny smiled.
He was so happy in his spaceship room that he never knew it when the real Blow-Up came.
JUKE BOX
Jerry Foster told the bartender that nobody loved him. The bartender, with the experience of his trade, said that Jerry was mistaken, and how about another drink. “Why not?” said the unhappy Mr. Foster, examining the scanty contents of his wallet. “‘I’ll take the daughter of the vine to spouse. Nor heed the music of a distant drum.’ That’s Omar.”
“Sure,” the bartender said surprisingly. “But you want to look out you don’t go out by the same door that in you went. No brawls allowed here. This isn’t East Fifth, chum.”
“You may call me chum,” Foster said, reverting to the main topic, “but you don’t mean it. I’m nobody’s pal. Nobody loves me.”
“What about that babe you brought in last night?”
Foster tested his drink. He was a good-looking, youngish man with slick blond hair and a rather hazy expression in his blue eyes.
“Betty?” he murmured. “Well, the fact is, a while ago I was down at the Tom-Tom with Betty and this redhead came along. So I ditched Betty. Then the redhead iced me. Now I’m lonely, and everyone hates me.”
“You shouldn’t of ditched Betty, maybe,” the bartender suggested.
“I’m fickle,” Foster said, tears springing to his eyes. “I can’t help it. Women are my downfall. Gimme another drink and tell me your name.”
“Austin.”
“Austin. Well, Austin, I’m nearly in trouble. Did you notice who won the fifth at Santa Anita yesterday?”
“Pig’s Trotters, wasn’t it?”
“Yes,” Foster said, “but I laid my dough right on the nose of White Flash. That’s why I’m here. Sammy comes around to this joint now, doesn’t he?”
“That’s right.”
“I’m lucky,” Foster said. “I got the money to pay him. Sammy is a hard man when you don’t pay off.”
“I wouldn’t know,” the bartender said. “Excuse me.”
He moved off to take care of a couple of vodka collinses.
“So you hate me too,” Foster said, and, picking up his drink, wandered away from the bar.
He was surprised to see Betty sitting alone in a booth, watching him. But he was not at all surprised to see that her blond hair, her limpid eyes, her pink-and-white skin had lost all attraction for him. She bored him. Also, she was going to make a nuisance of herself.
Foster ignored the girl and went further back, to where a bulky oblong object was glowing in polychromatic colors against the far wall. It was what the manufacturers insist on terming an automatic phonograph, in spite of the more aptly descriptive word jukebox.
This was a lovely jukebox. It had lots of lights and colors. Moreover, it wasn’t watching Foster, and it kept its mouth shut.
Foster draped himself over the jukebox and patted its sleek sides.
“You’re my girl,” he announced. “You’re beautiful. I love you madly, do you hear? Madly.”
He could feel Betty’s gaze on his back. He swigged his drink and smoothed the jukebox’s flanks, glibly protesting his sudden affection for the object. Once he glanced around. Betty was starting to get up.
Foster hastily found a nickel in his pocket and slipped it into the coin-lever, but before he could push it in, a stocky, dark man wearing horn-rimmed glasses entered the bar, nodded at Foster, and moved quickly to a booth where a fat person in tweeds was sitting. There was a short consultation, during which money changed hands, and the stocky man made a note in a small book he brought from his pocket.
Foster took out his wallet. He had had trouble with Sammy before, and wanted no more. The bookie was insistent on his pound of flesh. Foster counted his money, blinked, and counted it again, while his stomach fell several feet. Either he had been short-changed, or he had lost some dough. He was short.
Sammy wouldn’t like that.
Forcing his fogged brain to think, Foster wondered how he could gain time. Sammy had already seen him. If he could duck out the back.
It had become altogether too silent in the bar. He needed noise to cover his movements. He saw the nickel in the jukebox’s coin-lever and hastily pushed it in.
Money began to spew out of the coin return slot.
Foster got his hat under the slot almost instantly. Quarters, dimes, and nickels popped out in a never-ending stream. The jukebox broke into song. A needle scratched over the black disc. The torchy mourning of “My Man” came out sadly. It covered the tinkling of the corns as they filled Foster’s hat.
After a while the money stopped coming out of the jukebox. Foster stood there, thanking his personal gods, as he saw Sammy moving toward him. The bookie glanced at Foster’s hat and blinked.
“Hi, Jerry. What gives?”
“I hit a jackpot,” Foster said.’
“Not on the jukebox!”
“No, down at the Onyx,” Foster said, naming a private club several blocks away. “Haven’t had a chance to get these changed into bills yet. Want to help me out?”
“I’m no cash register,” Sammy said. “I’ll take mine in green.”
The jukebox stopped playing “My Man” and broke into �
��Always.” Foster put his jingling hat on top of the phonograph and counted out bills. He didn’t have enough, but he made the balance up out of quarters he fished from the hat.
“Thanks,” Sammy said. “Too bad your nag didn’t make it.”
“‘With a love that’s true, always -’” the jukebox sang fervently.
“Can’t be helped,” Foster said. “Maybe next time I’ll hit ‘em.”
“Want anything on Oaklawn?”
“‘When the things you’ve planned, need a helping hand -’”
Foster had been leaning on the jukebox. On the last two words, a tingling little shock raced through him. Those particular two words jumped out of nothing, impinged on the surface of his brain, and sank in indelibly, like the stamp of a die. He couldn’t hear anything else. They echoed and re-echoed.
“Uh - helping hand,” he said hazily. “Helping -”
“A sleeper?” Sammy said. “Okay, Helping Hand in the third, at Oaklawn. The usual?”
The room started to turn around. Foster managed to nod. After a time he discovered that Sammy was gone. He saw his drink on the jukebox, next to his hat, and swallowed the cool liquid in three quick gulps. Then he bent and stared into the cryptic innards of the automatic phonograph.
“It can’t be,” he whispered. “I’m drunk. But not drunk enough. I need another shot.”
A quarter rolled out of the coin-return slot, and Foster automatically caught it.
“No!” he gulped. “Oh-h-h!” He stuffed his pockets with the booty from the hat, held on to his glass with the grip of a drowning man, and went toward the bar. On the way he felt someone touch his sleeve.
“Jerry,” Betty said. “Please.”
He ignored her. He went on to the bar and ordered another drink.
“Look, Austin,” he said. “That jukebox you got back there. Is it working all right?”
Austin squeezed a lime. He didn’t look up.
“I don’t hear any complaints.”
“But -”
Austin slid a replenished glass toward Foster.
“Excuse me,” he said, and went to the other end of the bar.
Foster stole a look at the jukebox. It sat against the wall glowing enigmatically.
“I don’t exactly know what to think,” he said to no one in particular.
A record started playing. The jukebox sang throatily:
“‘Leave us face it, we’re in love …’”
The truth was, Jerry Foster was feeling pretty low in those days. He was essentially a reactionary, so it was a mistake for him to have been born in an era of great change. He needed the feel of solid ground under his feet. And the ground wasn’t so solid any more, what with the newspaper headlines and new patterns for living emerging out of the vast technological and sociological changes the mid-Twentieth Century offered.
You’ve got to be elastic to survive in a changing culture. Back in the stable Twenties, Foster would have got along beautifully, but now, in a word, he just wasn’t on the ball. A man like that seeks stable security as his ultimo, and security seemed to have vanished.
The result was that Jerry Foster found himself out of a job, badly in debt, and drinking far more than he should have done. The only real advantage to that set-up was that alcohol buffered Foster’s incredulity when he encountered the affectionate jukebox.
Not that he remembered it the next morning. He didn’t recall what had happened for a couple of days, till Sammy looked him up and gave him nine hundred dollars, the result of Helping Hand coming in under the wire at Oaklawn. The long shot had paid off surprisingly.
Foster instantly went on a binge, finding himself eventually at a downtown bar he recognized. Austin was off duty, however, and Betty wasn’t present tonight. So Foster, tanked to the gills, leaned his elbow on polished mahogany and stared around. Toward the back was the jukebox. He blinked at it, trying to remember.
The jukebox began to play “I’ll Remember April.” The whirling confusion of insobriety focused down to a small, clear, cold spot in Foster’s brain. He started to tingle. His mouth formed words:
“Remember April - Remember April?”
“All right!” said a fat, unshaven, untidy man standing next to him. “I heard you! I’ll - what did you say?”
“Remember April,” Foster muttered, quite automatically. The fat man spilled his drink.
“It isn’t! It’s March!”
Foster peered around dimly in search of a calendar.
“It’s April third,” he affirmed presently. “Why?”
“I’ve got to get back, then,” said the fat man in desperation. He scrubbed at his sagging cheeks. “April already! How long have I been tight? You don’t know? It’s your business to know. April! One more drink, then.” He summoned the bartender.
He was interrupted by the sudden appearance of a man with a hatchet. Foster, blearily eying the apparition, almost decided to get out in search of a quieter gin-mill. This new figure, bursting in from the street, was a skinny blond man with wild eyes and the shakes. Before anyone could stop him, he had rushed the length of the room and lifted his hatchet threateningly above the jukebox.
“I can’t stand it!” he cried hysterically. “You spiteful little - I’ll fix you before you fix me!”
So saying, and ignoring the purposeful approach of the bartender, the blond man brought down his hatchet heavily on the jukebox. There was a blue crackle of flame, a tearing noise, and the blond man collapsed without a sound.
Foster stayed where he was. There was a bottle on the bar near him, and he captured it. Rather dimly, he realized what was happening. An ambulance was summoned. A doctor said the blond man had been painfully shocked, but was still alive. The jukebox had a smashed panel, but appeared uninjured otherwise. Austin came from somewhere and poured himself a shot from under the bar.
“Each man kills the thing he loves,” Austin said to Foster. “You’re the guy who was quoting Omar at me the other night, aren’t you?”
“What?” Foster said.
Austin nodded at the motionless figure being loaded on a stretcher.
“Funny business. That fella used to come in all the time just to play the jukebox. He was in love with the thing. Sat here by the hour listening to it. Course, when I say he was in love with it, I’m merely using a figure of speech, catch?”
“Sure,” Foster said.
“Then a couple of days ago he blows up. Crazy as a loon. I come in and find the guy on his knees in front of the jukebox, begging it to forgive him for something or other. I don’t get it. Some people shouldn’t drink, I guess. What’s yours?”
“The same,” Foster said, watching the ambulance men carry the stretcher out of the bar.
“Just mild electric shock,” an intern said. “He’ll be all right.”
The jukebox clicked, and a new record swung across. Something must have gone wrong with the amplification, for the song bellowed out with deafening intensity.
“‘Chlo-eee!’” screamed the jukebox urgently, “‘Chlo-eeee!’”
Deafened, fighting the feeling that this was hallucination, Foster found himself beside the jukebox. He clung to it against the mad billows of sound. He shook it, and the roaring subsided.
“‘Chlo-eee!’” the jukebox sang softly and sweetly.
There was confusion nearby, but Foster ignored it. He had been struck by an idea. He peered into the phonograph’s innards through the glass pane. The record was slowing now, and as the needle lifted Foster could read the title on the circular label.
It said, “Springtime in the Rockies.”
The record hastily lifted itself and swung back to concealment among the others in the rack. Another black disc moved over under the needle. It was “Twilight in Turkey.”
But what the jukebox played, with great expression, was: “We’ll Always Be Sweethearts.”
After a while the confusion died down. Austin came over, examined the phonograph, and made a note to get the broken panel replaced.
Foster had entirely forgotten the fat, unshaven, untidy man till he heard an irritated voice behind him say:
“It can’t be April!”
“What?”
“You’re a liar. It’s still March.”
“Oh, take a walk,” said Foster, who was profoundly shaken, though he did not quite know why. The obvious reasons for his nervousness, he suspected, weren’t the real ones.
“You’re a liar, I said,” the fat man snarled, breathing heavily in Foster’s face. “It’s March! You’ll either admit it’s March, or - or -”
But Foster had had enough. He pushed the fat man away and had taken two steps when a tingling shock raced through him and the small, cold, spot of clarity sprang into existence within his brain.
The jukebox started to play; “Accentuate the Positive, Eliminate the Negative.”
“It’s March!” the fat man yelped. “Isn’t it March?”
“Yes,” Foster said thickly. “It’s March.”
All that night the song-title blazed in his mind. He went home with the fat man. He drank with the fat man. He agreed with the fat man. He never used a negative. And, by morning, he was surprised to find that the fat man had hired him as a song-writer for Summit Studios, simply because Foster didn’t say no when he was asked whether he could write songs.
“Good,” the fat man said. “Now I’d better get home. Oh, I am home, aren’t I? Well, I gotta go to the studio tomorrow. We’re starting a super-musical April second, and - this is April, isn’t it?”
“Sure.”
“Let’s get some sleep. No, not that door. The swimming-pool’s out there. Here, I’ll show you a spare bedroom. You’re sleepy, aren’t you?”
“Yes,” said Foster, who wasn’t.
But he slept, nevertheless, and the next morning found himself at Summit Studios with the fat man, putting his signature on a contract. Nobody asked his qualifications. Taliaferro, the fat man, had okayed him. That was enough. He was given an office with a piano and a secretary, and sat dazedly behind his desk for most of the day, wondering how the devil it had all happened. At the commissary, however, he picked up some scraps of information.
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