“ OOOH Honey! You must be “ If shit don't work out with this homo thug negro
I'm dealing with I need to get me a white man just like you! ” Trendi said looking Tyson up and down.
“ Baby! Trendi is here. Trendi I thought you were bringing a date?” Tyson asked
“Marcus will be over here soon. Shoot I like to be in on things from the jump! I hate being late.” Trendi said
“Jazzlyn, bitch you sure know how to find you a good looking man. You sure you aint mixed ?” Trendi asked looking back at Tyson.
Laughing Tyson said “I'm very sure. Can I fix you a drink Trendi?”Tyson asked.
Outside in the parking lot Sherica had just circled around for the second time and finally found a parking spot. Out of nowhere a blue Mercedes pulled in and took the spot. Out jumped a good looking 6'2 caramel skinned cutie who had the nerve to wave at her knowing damn well he'd seen her waiting to pull into the parking spot he'd just taken.
Sherica quickly gave him the finger and shouted “ ASSHOLE !” out of her car window.
After another drive around the parking lot, Sherica found a spot and parked. As nice as these apartments are you would think they would have better parking! Sherica thought walking into Jazzlyns building and jumping on the elevator. Sherica knocked on the door. A minute later the door was opened by the same guy in the parking lot who had taken her spot. “ Asshole. You know you cut me off in the parking lot you punk bitch!” Sherica said pushing her way past him and into Jazzlyns apartment.
“ Wel Damn!” Sherica said when she spotted who could be none other than Tyson standing in the kitchen. Tyson turned around and smiled “ Hel o, I'm sorry if I get your name wrong, I'm trying to keep track of everyone I've been meeting through Jazzlyn.
Are you Sherica ?” Tyson asked walking towards her extending his hand.
“Yes honey. I'm Sherica. You could be none other than Tyson. That heffa, Jazzlyn.
When she steps out she does it big don't she?” Sherica said more to herself than to Tyson as they shook hands.
“Well it's really nice to meet you. “Tyson said smiling “ Can I fix you a drink? We have the works over here anything you'd like.” Tyson asked.
“ I'd love a drink Tyson, the strongest one you have. Who the hel is old boy over there in the blue shirt? I don't know him so he must be one of your friends...don't worry I wont judge you because he made a bad first impression!”Sherica said her pretty face turned into a frown.
“ Aww damn that's my man Jevon. What did he do ?” Tyson asked.
“ The asshole almost hit my car jumping in the parking spot a few minutes ago when I obviously was pul ing in and had my blinker on. Thanks Tyson.” Sherica said accepting her drink “ Where's Jazz ?”
“ She's in the room finishing getting ready with her home girl Trendi.” Tyson said laughing “ Go on back.” . Tyson said.
“ Aww shit! I didn't know my girl Trendi was already here!” Sherica said walking towards the bedroom. Sherica locked eyes with Jevon on the way and if looks could kill, as fine as he was her look just then would have had him laid out in a casket!
Sherica opened the door to Jazzlyn's bedroom calling out “ I'm here bitches!” All three ladies burst out laughing and jumped up to hug and greet one another.
“ Trendi ! You's a bad bitch girl! You're working the hel out of that blonde hair! How long have you been a blonde?” Sherica asked.
“ Sherica girl this just goes to show we need to get together more often! Don't you know I've been THAT blonde bitch for about six months now!” Trendi said. “ That old ho Marilyn Monroe...or Norma Jean as I like to cal her aint got shit on me!”Trendi said laughing and taking a sip of her drink.
“ Wel al I know is this...you got it going on girlfriend! Sitting over there with those D
cups. They still look perky. How many years has it been since you got those done.
What, 2 years now?” Sherica asked.
“ Best investment I ever made.” Trendi said juggling her D cups. “ My new man Marcus loves them!He'l be here shortly. Since this is the official meet the new boo dinner and we're al meeting each others men. I real y want your opinions on him because we've spent so much time together due to him working al the time, we haven't met up with other couples to socialize much. Usually it's just the two of us spending time together. So when Jazzlyn called I was excited to introduce him to everyone.” Trendi said smiling.
“ OK, Trendi I'm excited to meet your new man ! Now tell me you guys...what do you think of Tyson ?” Jazzlyn asked.
“ OOOHHH Girl!” Trendi and Sherica said in unison.
“Your ass hit the jack pot with that one right there.” Sherica said.
“ Shit he came walking towards me with those green eyes and smiling made me want to cross over my GOD damn self! You did say he's packing right ? Hell let me get my
“Something New” on too!” Sherica said.
“ You aint neva lying!” Trendi said. “ I crossed the border with a Puerto Rican,but that's as close as I've come. Let me ask you this though honey. Is that man out there good to you?” Trendi asked.
“ I know his ass better be . Jazzlyn don't have time for another Darien wrapped in some white skin.” Sherica said.
“ I damn sure know that's right !” Jazzlyn said.” You guys no lie. I almost hate to even put it out there and say it because everything just feels right. I don't want to talk up any negativity at al . Or jinx it. I'll have to catch up with you on what went down later Trendi, but Sherica you know I already told you about how his family is black...”Jazzlyn said.
“ What do you mean his family is black?...you know I sure did ask him if he was mixed!” Trendi said.
Laughing Jazzlyn said “ No he's not mixed. His family is black. Mama,Daddy and the two sisters. His sisters are invited to come by tonight by the way, so if they do come y'all be good! I'm al ready in the dog house with his sister Brianna from what went down the other week.” Jazzlyn said.” Anyway we'll have to really catch up later because we need to get out here and be social with everyone else. You two crazy asses could have me in this room laughing al night!” Jazzlyn said laughing.
“ Hold on though though ladies, before we walk back out here. Who the hell is that fine ASS HOLE out there with Tyson? I promise you I could slap his pretty face off!” Sherica said rolling her eyes.
“ You must be talking about Tyson’s best friend Jevon. I don't real y know too much about him, I met him once at the club a month ago. Why what did he do girl?” Jazzlyn asked.
“ Cut me off in the parking lot and took my damn spot! You know I'm really mad because I drove around twice just to get it, then he nabbed it. I'll be good though. I'm not going to cuss anyone out at your dinner party girl.” Sherica said laughing.” Just let me sip on this drink that fine ass man of yours made me and woo-sah on it a little bit.” Sherica said. “ That sonofabitch fine though. I can't deny that shit.” Sherica said taking a sip.
“ Tyson man who the hel is the tranny in the wig man? Jevon said laughing.
“ Shh man be quiet! I don't want Jazzlyn and her girls to hear you clowning. It's some shit though. Evidently that's Jazzlyns ex-boyfriends brother. According to Jazzlyn they're mad close too...one of her best girlfriends.” Tyson said laughing low. “ On the real though she seems cool to me so who cares,it's al good.” Tyson said.
“ She my black ass! He better not be looking at me that's all I know.” Jevon said.
“ See there you go!” Tyson said” Why do straight people swear if someone is gay or has another lifestyle they're looking at you? Hel he might be looking at your ass thinking you're ugly as fuck, please don't think you'd ever get any of this!” Tyson said laughing.
“ Word...are those real titties he got? Them joints do look kinda nice. I'm just saying.”Jevon asked taking a sip of his henny. Tyson side eyed Jevon real quick
“ You need to tel me something? Your ass sounded serious as hel when you said that shit just now...I'm just saying!
Get yo shit together my man!” Tyson said looking at him like he was crazy and taking a swig of his drink. Jevon and Tyson looked at each other and both fell out laughing.
“ Seriously though man, who the hell is the fine sista mean mugging the hel out me?
GODDAMN she looks good. Hell I didn't know they made bodies like that anymore” Jevon said starting to sing “Brickhouse” by the Commodores.
“ All I know is that's one of my baby’s girls. It's my first time meeting her just like you.
She already said you pissed her the hell off. Be good up in my ladies crib before I have to put you out my damn self. Hell Jazzlyn wanted to have this so we could al meet each others friends. Truth be told I could have held off another month or so but you know how females are.” Tyson said. “ Now what you asking about her girl for anyways? What's going on with Larissa ? Matter of fact she called me the other day. I got kinda busy so I didn't get a chance to call her back. Matter of fact, I sent her a text earlier today saying I wanted us all to go out to lunch or something. Maybe sometime this week. So what are you doing cheating again?” Tyson asked.
“Man I don't know how many times I have to tell you it aint cheating if I already told her ass I wasn't going to be with her. You can miss me with that shit man. I tel a female straight the fuck up...you aint the only one. Then if they feelings are hurt that shit is on them. Not me. I love pussy and I aint turning none down just because she may not be thinking about the consequences of her actions. There you go giving me that look man!
Hell nigga fuck you! You always giving me that look Mr. White Knight! Your ass be compassionate with these broads because you got two sisters. Shii it I got two brothers...so I aint into al that. Jevon do what Jevon wanna do. “ Jevon said taking another swig of his henny.
“ You my man,but one of these days, you're going to meet your match. I aint gonna say another word about the shit man. You will meet the sista that's going to make you want to do right. Then you'll understand what I've been trying to tel you all this time.” Tyson said raising his glass to Jevon. “ Whatever man.” Jevon said.
Jazzlyn,Sherica and Trendi walked back into the living room. Tyson asked everyone if they needed their drinks refreshed and they all sat around talking for awhile “ You guys at this point I think all the introductions have been made, I really wanted to thank everyone of you for coming. We may have a few others dropping in but I real y wanted to thank you guys. Sherica and Trendi, it means the world to me for you guys to come through because all of us here know what's gone on lately with Trevonne and Darien.
So it makes me feel good to know our friendships aren't dependent on them. ” Jazzlyn said jumping up to give Sherica and Trendi quick hugs.
“Also, you already know I had to introduce everyone to my new man.” Jazzlyn said winking.
“ I know one thing” Trendi said “ You better be good to my girl Jazzlyn” Trendi said to Tyson giving him the side eye and a smile.
“You aint said nothing but a word Ms. Trendi.” Tyson said laughing.
“ OK everyone, dinner is served. Buffet style of course. Everyone help yourself, eat as much as you like and anyone who drifts in can help themselves as they show up!”Jazzlyn said. Everyone gathered throughout the dining area making plates and laughing and talking when Jazzlyn heard the door bell ring. Jazzlyn opened the door and saw two women standing there.
“ Brianna and you must be Nicole! Come on in” Jazzlyn said waving them both inside. “ I'm so glad you were able to come. Especial y you Brianna, you already know your brother never said a word to me right ? So that night we were over here getting into it about when I saw you two earlier at the store.” Jazzlyn said.
“ Girl say no more about it. I was laughing about it because the same day Tyson was just telling us how he'd met someone special.” Brianna said.
“ We got a good laugh out of it.” Nicole said “ It's happened before. I told Brianna she got off easy because one of these lil girls came up to my job once thinking I was messing with Tyson!” All three ladies fel out laughing.
“ Wel you guys come on in. We were just getting started eating.” Jazzlyn said “ Oh girl we just came through real fast to say hel o. We know you're over here coupled up but we were on our way to the movies so we'll only be here a few minutes.” Nicole said as they entered the dining room area.
“ Hey y'all” Tyson said standing up to greet his two sisters with a hug and a kiss.
Tyson introduced his sisters to Sherica and Trendi and of course Nicole and Brianna joked around with Jevon who they grew up with.
“ I'l be right back Jazzlyn, I'm going to call Marcus and see what's keeping him” Trendi said. Trendi walked into the hallway and cal ed Marcus on her cell phone “ Marcus where are you?” Trendi asked when Marcus picked up.” We're already eating dinner. You should have been here.” Trendi scolded.
“ You already know I don't like being in front of a lot of damn people Trendi. Hurry up and come home.” Marcus said.
“ What do you mean? I've been saying I wanted you to meet some of my friends for the longest and this was the perfect time. You promised you'd come Marcus, now you're backing out at the last minute and have me here looking stupid and dateless ? What has gotten into you lately Marcus? You are going Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on me all of a sudden and I real y don't like it. I'm going to be here for awhile so leave if you want to.
I'm not going to ruin my night arguing with your ass.” Trendi said pushing end and walking back to the party.
“ Is everything OK Trendi ?” Jazzlyn asked.
“ Girl it's fine. Marcus isn't going to be able to make it though.”Trendi said trying to hide her disappointment.” No matter though, I'm here to enjoy myself and girl I think Tyson is really nice! Find out where his sister Nicole got those shoes too! I'm loving them!” Trendi said.
“ I will” Jazzlyn said laughing.
One Is the Loneliest Number
Trevonne sat around bored to death. I'm bored as hel . Where is Sherica? She was supposed to call me back . I miss the hel out of Darien,I wonder why I haven't heard anything back from him. I thought for sure my telling him Jazzlyn had been cheating with Tyson would have sent him over here and it's been a week since we've spoken.
What the hell have I done to myself ? I miss Jazzlyn too she thought . I never realized just how short my friend list was until now. Everyone else I talk to are only associates not real friends. Let me cal this girl again Trevonne said aloud dialing Sherica”s number.
“ Sherica,heffa you never called me back” Trevonne said when Sherica picked up.
“ Girl I'm sorry I got caught up this afternoon then I had to get ready to go to Jazzlyns dinner party!I just ran to the bathroom to take this call real fast because I knew I'd forgotten to call you back.”Sherica said.
“ Oh Jazzlyns having a get together?” Trevonne asked. “Yes girl, you know we al wanted to meet the new boo. So she and Tyson had some of their mutual friends over so we could al meet each other. Trendi got her crazy ass over here too. Anyways girl let me give you a call tomorrow. I don't want to be rude.”Sherica said.
“ OK,I'll talk to you then”Trevonne said.
Aint this some shit? Trevonne thought. Once again who comes out on top? Jazzlyn once again and here I am looking foolish and now excluded. My lies didn't even pay off...where the hell is Darien at? I wonder if he knows about this little get together and Trendi got her ass over there eating with the enemy....AKA Tyson? Shit I've been strong enough and I'm lonely. What could it hurt? All Darien can do is not answer and it's not like he's talking to me anyways so no big deal Trevonne thought dialing Darien's number.
“ What the hel you want Tre?” Darien said on the third ring. “ Hello to you too Darien.
I was just calling to see how you were? I haven't heard from you in a week. What have you been up to?” Trevonne asked.
“ Why?What's the deal? You must miss this dick huh? Trevonne you kill me with this shit. What don't you get about the fact I've
told you time and again if I never get back together with Jazzlyn I wouldn't want you? You've always made more out of me fuckin you than there ever was.” Darien said laughing “ I mean we can speak but I see I have to get gangsta with your ass. Play your position. You will always be jump - off status to me. Period. You stil wanna to talk to me now?”Darien asked.
“ Darien fuck you! You aint shit you know that? Regardless of what all went down with you,me and Jazzlyn I'm glad it happened if only for Jazzlyn to get away from your ass. If that's the only thing I can be proud of in this entire situation I'm glad it got Jazzlyn away from you. You're a fucking loser. That's why she's in love and happy right now with someone else, so much so your own brother is over there right now at a dinner party meeting her new man! So go fuck yourself Darien.” Trevonne said hanging up.
Trevonne sat on the couch and burst into tears. How could I have ever thought anything good was going to come of Darien ? My God what have I done ? I've totally messed up my friendship and for what? Trevonne thought to herself tears streaming down her face. Trevonne picked up the phone and dialed the one person she hoped she could talk to...for once in her life.
Do Overs
Everyone was sitting around laughing and talking when Jevon noticed Sherica get up and walk into the kitchen. Her ass is too fine for me not to try and talk to her. I don't give a damn if I did cut her off in the parking lot! Jevon thought to himself fol owing her into the kitchen.
“ Excuse me Ma...”
“Ma?” Sherica said cutting Jevon off.” I only allow one man to cal me Ma. It just so happens I gave birth to him so in my eyes that makes it OK...plus he's three. You on the other hand have been in my presence what ? Damn near three hours and I know you've heard my name called numerous times. Yet you choose to come in here calling me Ma?” Sherica said shaking her head “ Niggas. I swear” Sherica said turning her back on him to finish mixing herself a margarita.
“Damn Sherica. A nigga came in here to apologize. You don't make it easy for a brotha to do that I see.” Jevon said shaking his head smiling. Sherica looked Jevon in the eyes,tilted her head and crossed her hands across her across her chest.
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