by Ian Dalton
"He was licking my ass, and it felt, uh... incredible."
"Oh, God, I love when a guy does that to me, and…" Victoria looked away with her words trailing off as if she were reliving the memory.
Jillian raised her eyebrows. "His penis is so thick."
"What?" Victoria whispered breathlessly, still caught up in the fantasy.
"His penis. It's really thick."
Victoria returned her attention to Jillian. "I know." Glancing over at Brian, she caught his proud look.
"It felt great as he rubbed it against me back there. Really amazing... you know, before he tried to put it in. But I moved my hips the wrong way or something, the head slipped in, and it really hurt."
Brian put his hands behind his head and simply watched them, smiling and loving being the topic of conversation.
Victoria put her hand to her chin. "Did you use enough lube?"
"I think so."
"Did he prime you first?"
Giggling, Jillian looked at her in confusion.
"Did he use a lubed finger first to get you ready?"
"Oh, primed... that’s a stupid word." Jillian looked at Brian for the answer.
He looked at them, insulted. "No, I didn’t. I did not put my finger in her ass."
"Well, that’s part of the problem," Victoria said smugly.
Jillian nodded at him. "See, this was your fault."
Pulling his hands from his head, Brian’s jaw dropped. "Look, it was our first time. We were bound to hit a few speed bumps."
Victoria sat up in her chair and asked accusatorily, "And Jillian, when he tried to put it in, did you push out like you were trying to go to the bathroom?"
Jillian looked at her horrified. "I definitely didn’t do that."
"That's very important."
"Really?" Jillian stared back at her with a furrowed brow.
"It’s pretty much the most important part."
Brian gave Jillian a snotty look, and she shrugged her shoulders back at him. "Sorry. I’m not like your friend, Natalie. I don’t do this with every guy I meet."
The three broke into laughter. After they composed themselves, they each took another hit. Jillian and Brian sat back in their chairs, particularly high but a touch depressed. Victoria studied their lost expressions and grinned. "Hey, you guys want to watch some porn? It will be educational. I’ve got this great backdoor scene. It’s one of my favorites. It’s really hot, and it just might help."
He widened his eyes at Jillian, and she looked to be on the fence. "Come on—it’ll be fun, and we might just learn something."
2
Jillian, Brian, and Victoria sat on the sofa together as the X-rated scene began on the screen.
An attractive woman wearing a tight, short skirt peered through a telescope as she stood on a balcony of a large mansion. The woman stroked the side of the telescope seductively. The scene cut to the view through the telescope: a house, evidently nearby, where a man was watching two nude women masturbate. The scene cut back to the woman looking through the telescope. A tall man came up behind her and got on his knees.
"That’s Antonio." Victoria adjusted in her seat. "He’s so hot."
The woman didn’t look back at all as Antonio pulled down her skirt, then her panties, and dived right in to gently licking her ass.
Brian scoffed. "Who does that? You can’t just go up to some woman and start licking her ass. Does he even know her?"
"I know... I hate a porn movie with no plot," Jillian said.
Victoria exhaled. "He does know her. They are very close. Could you two just enjoy the movie?"
Brian and Jillian shared a silly grin as Victoria reached into a drawer and pulled out another joint.
Jillian looked at her gape-mouthed. "Really?"
"You guys smoked most of the other one." Victoria lit it up, took a hit, and offered it to Jillian. She shook her head no. She offered it to Brian, and he grabbed it as all three looked back at the screen.
Antonio continued licking the woman’s shapely ass as she pushed it out farther toward him. He licked her faster as she moaned loudly and pulled her head away from the telescope to glance back at him. After staring at him and licking her lips, she retuned her attention to the telescope. The scene cut to the other house, where two women were performing oral sex on the lucky guy with an average-sized penis. Both women were taking turns, and the guy appeared, quite naturally, to absolutely love it.
"Wow." Brian smiled with his eyes fixed on the screen.
Victoria took a hit off the joint. "You’ve never had two women do that to you, have you, Brian?"
"Uh, no."
Jillian glared at Victoria. "Don’t start."
"What?"
"Just give me the joint." Jillian rolled her eyes. Victoria handed it over; Jillian took a big hit and handed it to Brian.
Victoria opened her hand to Brian to receive the joint. "Just wait till you see Antonio."
All eyes were glued to the screen in anticipation.
Back in the mansion, the woman was kneeling in front of Antonio. Pulling down his pants, she discovered he wasn’t wearing underwear. His huge, uncircumcised, nearly hard penis sprang out before her. The woman licked her lips and covered him with her mouth. Antonio groaned. She kept working him until he reached full size. When she finally pulled her mouth back, she looked at his massive cock, her eyes wide.
"Can we go back to the other guy? I was much more comfortable with his performance... Shit, that’s not real. Is it?" Brian scoffed.
"It definitely is real." Victoria lifted her head higher. "He’s nine inches long and over six inches around."
Jillian, mesmerized by the scene, remained glued to the screen. "How do you know this?"
"I know his stats. I got them off his Web site."
Jillian and Brian shared an odd look and returned to the screen.
"Wow, that’s some penis," Jillian said.
"The big ones like that are amazing," Victoria added.
"You’ve been with a guy that big?" Jillian stared at her with her mouth wide open.
"Many times. A cock like that can really fill you up. There’s nothing like it. You should really try it."
Brian glared at Victoria, but she had her eyes focusing hard on the close-up of Antonio's prize. He glanced at Jillian and found her eyes were also locked on the screen, and she was wearing an expression of awe. Both women were breathing heavily. He gave them a sick look. "Girls, I’m right here. Could you stop drooling over his huge penis? I’m surprised he hasn’t fainted from blood loss."
"He’s really talented," Jillian replied.
"All right, no more comments about Mutantcock." He covered his eyes as if he really didn’t want to watch.
"Okay, jealous boy." Jillian looked at him. Placing her hand on his arm, she rubbed him. "Your penis is cute."
"It is," Victoria agreed.
"Cute? I believe you both said it was gorgeous on separate occasions."
As both women looked at him, appearing to be confused, he stared back at them, astounded.
Victoria asked, "When did I say that?"
"Um, when you were holding it." Moving his gaze to Jillian's still-lost expression, he conceded, "Well, you might have been hopped up on Ambien when you said it, but..."
Jillian returned a casual nod as Victoria searched her memory. "Yes, that’s right. I did say that."
The woman was now deep-throating Antonio.
"Wow, now there’s a talent." He stared at the screen with renewed interest.
"I can do that," Victoria announced proudly.
"With one that big?" Jillian asked.
"Sure."
"Can you teach Jillian how to do it? He has at least two inches on me, and she can't even handle my tiny, little, cute one," he said a little sarcastically.
Jillian glared at him.
"What? I thought we were all being honest with our feelings."
"If you ever want me to do that again, just watch it."
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After giving her a sheepish look, he returned to the video. The two girls shared a grin, then joined him.
The woman was now nude. She was lying in bed, her huge double-D breasts, standing up way too perfectly to be natural. Antonio stood next to the bed with his huge, thick cock pounding her pussy.
"Now, she’s got some nice, huge breasts," Brian said.
Discovering the two women suddenly glaring at him, he stared back in shock. "What? Don’t tell me that you two can stare at Antonio’s penis, practically salivating, but I make one big breast comment, and I’m the bad guy?"
"You can’t honestly say you would want to be with a woman with that big of a chest." Jillian stared at him, waiting.
With his eyes moving from one fiery stare to the other, he swallowed hard. "Well, no, I’ve always been more of an ass man myself... But look at his penis; you can’t seriously want to have sex with a man who’s that big?"
Jillian and Victoria looked at each other with straight faces, which then morphed into sexy grins. Watching the transformation, Brian's jaw dropped. "Seriously, you want that freak show penis stretching everything out?"
The girls shared another eyebrow-raising look, then turned toward him, both wearing intense expressions.
Lifting his arms, he waved a hand at each of them. "Okay, don’t answer that." Brian looked back to the screen. "Okay, really. Where would you even put something that size?"
Victoria breathed out slowly. "Sometimes you really just want to be filled up... completely."
After giggling again like a schoolgirl, Jillian nodded toward the screen, mesmerized.
Brian shook his head. "If there's a design flaw in ninety-five percent of the male population, don’t complain to me about it..." Glancing at the ceiling, he continued, "... as I saw in that Larry Flint movie, complain to the manufacturer."
"Someone’s jealous." Victoria looked at Jillian with a smirk.
"Am not."
"Are too," Jillian said, and the girls shared a big smile.
"Oh, go ahead and screw a guy with a super-cock like that. I hope you can’t walk the next day... oh, and give him a blowjob, and your jaw will never be the same, I’m sure."
Victoria stared at him, waiting for him to look her way. When he finally made eye contact with her, she stared intently at him. "I’ve been with one bigger than that." After pausing for effect, she gave him a wicked smile. "I could walk fine, my jaw didn’t hurt at all, and I was never more satisfied in my life."
He watched as Jillian and Victoria high-fived one other. After rolling his eyes, he returned his weary eyes to the screen.
As the scene progressed to the part Victoria really wanted them to see, Jillian and Brian’s mouths shot wide open. This was her favorite part, as well, and Victoria watched with her breathing labored.
"Is he really going to put that in her... ass?" Jillian glanced at Victoria. Victoria's reply was nothing more than a slow nod fueled by a marijuana-induced trance.
Jillian's eyes shot back to the screen. "How?"
"I told you, it opens up."
"Hand me that joint." Jillian shook her head. "I’m going to need it."
Antonio pressed the huge head of his giant penis to the woman's tiny seam, causing her to let out a low, guttural moan. He pushed harder, and it opened up and swallowed him whole, gripping him tightly. After groaning, he pushed it all the way inside and began pumping back and forth rapidly. The woman screamed out in absolute delight.
"Wow." Jillian gasped. Her hand rested on Brian’s thigh. There was a huge bulge in Brian’s pants. Looking over at the two of them, Victoria noticed Brian’s situation, and grinned.
"They’re going at it pretty hard there," Brian said.
"They’re pros. Don’t you try that. You two need to take it slow."
Jillian looked wide-eyed at the screen. "Yeah, slow."
Antonio was now lying flat on the bed while the woman was bouncing violently up and down on top of him, with his cock buried deep inside her ass and a look of unbridled ecstasy on her face.
"She really looks like she’s, uh, enjoying that." Without thinking, Jillian moved her hand to Brian’s bulge.
"You guys should steer clear of that position until you get some practice under your belts."
Jillian leaned toward Brian and kissed him softly as she continued rubbing his groin. Breathing heavily, he slipped his hand over her ass.
"You are so sexy." Jillian gazed into his eyes.
The horny couple was both lost in the moment and still high while they continued making out and groping on the sofa next to Victoria. Watching them with a sexy smile, she found the real life action a little more interesting than the actors on the screen. Jillian grabbed Brian’s zipper and began to pull. He put his head back and closed his eyes. She got it halfway down before stopping to look at Victoria. "Oh, sorry, I... uh..."
"Don’t be sorry."
"I think we’re going to go." Jillian sat up straight and put her hands on her thighs.
"You could stay, and I’ll walk you through the whole process," Victoria said. "I’ve got this special lube that is perfect for backdoor."
After their eyes met, Jillian and Brian gave her skeptical looks.
"You could be my case study. You'd really be helping me out."
After shrugging, the randy couple shared a look that said that this might somehow be a good idea. The pot was really kicking in. Widening their eyes, they shared a smiling nod.
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Tennis 101
In tennis, players alternate serving for an entire game. The game is pretty simple. Just hit the ball over the net, keep it between the lines, and hit it before it bounces twice. A player gets two chances to hit his/her serve into the service box. A serve that fails to go "in" is called a "fault," and two faults back-to-back are called a "double fault." If you double fault, you lose a point. It takes four points to win a game, but you must win by two points. The scoring goes this way: love or zero, fifteen, thirty, then forty, and then the next point is the game. (Don’t ask me why it isn’t thirty, forty-five... and could the term love make tennis sound any wimpier?) If the players are tied at forty, it’s called "deuce," and at that point, a player must win by two points. Once a player wins a point after deuce, he or she is said to have the "advantage," since only one more point is needed to win the game. Matches are broken into "sets." The first player to win six games wins a set, as long as he/she wins by two games. If players are tied at six games all, the set will be decided in a "tiebreak," during which points are counted one-by-one, and the first player to seven points wins the tiebreak. More on tiebreaks later...
Matches are won when a player wins two out of three sets, although longer, five-set matches are played in Gram Slam tournaments like Wimbledon and the U.S. Open. Players are generally expected to win, or "hold," their serve. A serve hit so perfectly that the other player does not touch it is called an "ace." A player who loses his/her service game is termed to have his/her serve "broken." A shot hit so well that the other player does not get their racquet on it is called a "winner." A series of shots between players is called a "rally." Players who rush the net in an attempt to aggressively end a rally are called "serve and volleyers," while those who avoid the net and stay back are called "baseliners."
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