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by BarnaWilde

Every which way but East

  A Tom Fletcher novel

  Retired, bored, bald Tom Fletcher uncovers another dastardly plot to change the laws of probability. Pausing only to take part in a Speed Dating evening, he is soon creating havoc across multiple universes dressed as a duck.

  Can Tom beat the Smiths? Will he find love? Can he play darts? What's a duck got to do with anything?

  This book should only be read by people with a sense of the absurd.

  Copyright Barnaby Wilde. July 2012

  Quirky Poems by Barnaby Wilde

  Visit www.barnaby-wilde.co.uk for more information, to view samples or to download the following poetry ebooks by Barnaby Wilde.

  Animalia

  A collection of quirky verses on a vaguely animal related theme. If you like armadillos, elephants, camels, or chameleons, or if you have ever yearned to own your own yak, then this is the book for you.

  Copyright 2011 by Barnaby Wilde

  Life…

  A collection of verse loosely related to life, living, getting older and losing things. If you wonder why there are 87 bottles in your bathroom, or where socks go when they die, or how you will know when you are middle aged, then this might be the book for you.

  Copyright 2011 by Barnaby Wilde

  The Blind Philosopher and the God of Small Things

  A collection of verse full of weak puns and jokes, loosely related by two men with long white beards.

  Copyright 2012 by Barnaby Wilde

 

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