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  When they were gone, Rostoff turned back to Don Mathers. "You don't need an office, Mathers. All you need is to go back to your bottles. Just don't belt it so hard that you can't sign papers every time we need a signature."

  Don flushed angrily, "Look, don't push me, you two. You need me. Plenty. In fact, from what I can see, this corporation needs me more than it does you." He looked scornfully at Demming. "Originally, the idea was that you put up the money. What money? We have fifty-one percent of the stock in my name, but all the credit units needed are coming from sales of stock." He turned to Rostoff. "You were supposed to put up the brains. What brains? We've hired the best mining engineers, the best technicians, to do their end, the best corporation executives to handle that end. You're not needed."

  Demming grunted amusement at the short speech, but didn't bother to look up from his perusal.

  Max Rostoff's face had grown wolfishly thin in his anger. "Look, bottle-baby," he sneered, "you're the only one that's vulnerable in this set-up. There's not a single thing that Demming and I can be held to account for. You have no beefs coming, for that matter. You're getting everything you ever wanted. You've got the best suite in the best hotel on Callisto. You eat the best food the Solar System provides. And, most important of all to a rummy, you drink the best booze and as much of it as you want. What's more, unless either Demming or I go to the bother, you'll never be exposed. You'll live your life out being the biggest hero in the system."

  It was Don Mathers' turn to sneer. "What do you mean, I'm the only one vulnerable? There's no evidence against me, Rostoff, and you know it. Who'd listen to you if you sounded off? I burned that Kraden cruiser until there wasn't a sign to be found that would indicate it wasn't in operational condition when I first spotted it."

  Demming grunted his amusement again.

  Max Rostoff laughed sourly. "Don't be an ass, Mathers. We took a series of photos of that derelict when we stumbled on it. Not only can we prove you didn't knock it out, we can prove that it was in good shape before you worked it over. I imagine the Fleet technician would have loved to have seen the inner workings of that Kraden cruiser--before you loused it up."

  Demming chuckled flatly. "I wonder what kind of a court martial they give a hero who turns out to be a saboteur."

  * * * * *

  He ran into her, finally, after he'd been on Callisto for nearly eight months. Actually, he didn't remember the circumstances of their meeting. He was in an alcoholic daze and the fog rolled out, and there she was across the table from him.

  Don shook his head, and looked about the room. They were in some sort of night spot. He didn't recognize it.

  * * * * *

  He licked his lips, scowled at the taste of stale vomit.

  He slurred, "Hello, Di."

  Dian Fuller said, "Hi, Don."

  He said, "I must've blanked out. Guess I've been hitting it too hard."

  She laughed at him. "You mean you don't remember all the things you've been telling me the past two hours?" She was obviously quite sober. Dian never had been much for the sauce.

  Don looked at her narrowly. "What've I been telling you for the past two hours?"

  "Mostly about how it was when you were a little boy. About fishing, and your first .22 rifle. And the time you shot the squirrel, and then felt so sorry."

  "Oh," Don said. He ran his right hand over his mouth.

  There was a champagne bucket beside him, but the bottle in it was empty. He looked about the room for a waiter.

  Dian said gently, "Do you really think you need any more, Don?"

  He looked across the table at her. She was as beautiful as ever. No, that wasn't right. She was pretty, but not beautiful. She was just a damn pretty girl, not one of these glamour items.

  Don said, "Look, I can't remember. Did we get married?"

  Her laugh tinkled. "Married! I only ran into you two or three hours ago." She hesitated before saying further, "I had assumed that you were deliberately avoiding me. Callisto isn't that big."

  Don Mathers said slowly, "Well, if we're not married, let me decide when I want another bottle of the grape, eh?"

  Dian flushed. "Sorry, Don."

  * * * * *

  The headwaiter approached bearing another magnum of vintage wine. He beamed at Don Mathers. "Having a good time, sir?"

  "Okay," Don said shortly. When the other was gone he downed a full glass, felt the fumes almost immediately.

  He said to Dian, "I haven't been avoiding you, Di. We just haven't met. The way I remember, the last time we saw each other, back on Earth, you gave me quite a slap in the face. The way I remember, you didn't think I was hero enough for you." He poured another glass of the champagne.

  Di's face was still flushed. She said, her voice low, "I misunderstood you, Don. Even after your brilliant defeat of that Kraden cruiser, I still, I admit, think I basically misunderstood you. I told myself that it could have been done by any pilot of a Scout, given that one in a million break. It just happened to be you, who made that suicide dive attack that succeeded. A thousand other pilots might also have taken the million to one suicide chance rather than let the Kraden escape."

  "Yeah," Don said. Even in his alcohol, he was surprised at her words. He said gruffly, "Sure anybody might've done it. Pure luck. But why'd you change your mind about me, then? How come the switch of heart?"

  "Because of what you've done since, darling."

  He closed one eye, the better to focus.

  "Since?"

  He recognized the expression in her eyes. A touch of star gleam. That little girl back on Earth, the receptionist at the Interplanetary Lines building, she'd had it. In fact, in the past few months Don had seen it in many feminine faces. And all for him.

  Dian said, "Instead of cashing in on your prestige, you've been devoting yourself to something even more necessary to the fight than bringing down individual Kraden cruisers."

  Don looked at her. He could feel a nervous tic beginning in his left eyebrow. Finally, he reached for the champagne again and filled his glass. He said, "You really go for this hero stuff, don't you?"

  She said nothing, but the star shine was still in her eyes.

  He made his voice deliberately sour. "Look, suppose I asked you to come back to my apartment with me tonight?"

  "Yes," she said softly.

  "And told you to bring your overnight bag along," he added brutally.

  Dian looked into his face. "Why are you twisting yourself, your inner-self, so hard, Don? Of course I'd come--if that's what you wanted."

  "And then," he said flatly, "suppose I kicked you out in the morning?"

  Dian winced, but she kept her eyes even with his, her own moist now. "You forget," she whispered. "You have been awarded the Galactic Medal of Honor, the bearer of which can do no wrong."

  "Oh, God," Don muttered. He filled his glass, still again, motioned to a nearby waiter.

  "Yes, sir," the waiter said.

  Don said, "Look, in about five minutes I'm going to pass out. See that I get back to my hotel, will you? And that this young lady gets to her home. And, waiter, just send my bill to the hotel too."

  The other bowed. "The owner's instructions, sir, are that Captain Mathers must never see a bill in this establishment."

  Dian said, "Don!"

  He didn't look at her. He raised his glass to his mouth and shortly afterward the fog rolled in again.

  * * * * *

  When it rolled out, the unfamiliar taste of black coffee was in his mouth. He shook his head for clarity.

  He seemed to be in some working class restaurant. Next to him, in a booth, was a fresh-faced Sub-lieutenant of the--Don squinted at the collar tabs--yes, of the Space Service. A Scout pilot.

  Don stuttered, "What's ... goin' ... on?"

  The pilot said apologetically, "Sub-lieutenant Pierpont, sir. You seemed so far under the weather, I took over."

  "Oh, you did, eh?"

  "Well, yes, sir. You were, well, reclining in
the gutter, sir. In spite of your, well, appearance, your condition, I recognized you, sir."

  "Oh." His stomach was an objecting turmoil.

  The Lieutenant said, "Want to try some more of this coffee now, sir? Or maybe some soup or a sandwich?"

  Don groaned. "No. No, thanks. Don't think I could hold it down."

  The pilot grinned. "You must've thrown a classic, sir."

  "I guess so. What time is it? No, that doesn't make any difference. What's the date?"

  Pierpont told him.

  It was hard to believe. The last he could remember he'd been with Di. With Di in some nightclub. He wondered how long ago that had been.

  He fumbled in his clothes for a smoke and couldn't find one. He didn't want it anyway.

  He growled at the Lieutenant, "Well, how go the One Man Scouts?"

  Pierpont grinned back at him. "Glad to be out of them, sir?"

  "Usually."

  Pierpont looked at him strangely. "I don't blame you, I suppose. But it isn't as bad these days as it used to be while you were still in the Space Service, sir."

  Don grunted. "How come? Two weeks to a month, all by yourself, watching the symptoms of space cafard progress. Then three weeks of leave, to get drunk in, and then another stretch in space."

  The pilot snorted deprecation. "That's the way it used to be." He fingered the spoon of his coffee cup. "That's the way it still should be, of course. But it isn't. They're spreading the duty around now and I spend less than one week out of four on patrol."

  Don hadn't been listening too closely, but now he looked up. "What'd'ya mean?"

  Pierpont said, "I mean, sir, I suppose this isn't bridging security, seeing who you are, but fuel stocks are so low that we can't maintain full patrols any more."

  There was a cold emptiness in Don Mathers' stomach.

  He said, "Look, I'm still woozy. Say that again, Lieutenant."

  The Lieutenant told him again.

  Don Mathers rubbed the back of his hand over his mouth and tried to think.

  He said finally, "Look, Lieutenant. First let's get another cup of coffee into me, and maybe that sandwich you were talking about. Then would you help me to get back to my hotel?"

  * * * * *

  By the fourth day, his hands weren't trembling any longer. He ate a good breakfast, dressed carefully, then took a hotel limousine down to the offices of the Mathers, Demming and Rostoff Corporation.

  At the entrance to the inner sanctum the heavyset Scotty looked up at his approach. He said, "The boss has been looking for you, Mr. Mathers, but right now you ain't got no appointment, have you? Him and Mr. Rostoff is having a big conference. He says to keep everybody out."

  "That doesn't apply to me, Scotty," Don snapped. "Get out of my way."

  Scotty stood up, reluctantly, but barred the way. "He said it applied to everybody, Mr. Mathers."

  Don put his full weight into a blow that started at his waist, dug deep into the other's middle. Scotty doubled forward, his eyes bugging. Don Mathers gripped his hands together into a double fist and brought them upward in a vicious uppercut.

  * * * * *

  Scotty fell forward and to the floor.

  Don stood above him momentarily, watchful for movement which didn't develop. The hefty bodyguard must have been doing some easy living himself. He wasn't as tough as he looked.

  Don knelt and fished from under the other's left arm a vicious-looking short-barrelled scrambler. He tucked it under his own jacket into his belt, then turned, opened the door and entered the supposedly barred office.

  Demming and Rostoff looked up from their work across a double desk.

  Both scowled. Rostoff opened his mouth to say something and Don Mathers rapped, "Shut up."

  Rostoff blinked at him. Demming leaned back in his swivel chair. "You're sober for a change," he wheezed, almost accusingly.

  Don Mathers pulled up a stenographer's chair and straddled it, leaning his arms on the back. He said coldly, "Comes a point when even the lowest worm turns. I've been checking on a few things."

  Demming grunted amusement.

  Don said, "Space patrols have been cut far below the danger point."

  Rostoff snorted. "Is that supposed to interest us? That's the problem of the military--and the government."

  "Oh, it interests us, all right," Don growled. "Currently, Mathers, Demming and Rostoff control probably three-quarters of the system's radioactives."

  Demming said in greasy satisfaction, "More like four-fifths."

  "Why?" Don said bluntly. "Why are we doing what we're doing?"

  They both scowled, but another element was present in their expressions too. They thought the question unintelligent.

  Demming closed his eyes in his porcine manner and grunted, "Tell him."

  Rostoff said, "Look, Mathers, don't be stupid. Remember when we told you, during that first interview, that we wanted your name in the corporation, among other reasons, because we could use a man who was above law? That a maze of ridiculously binding ordinances have been laid on business down through the centuries?"

  "I remember," Don said bitterly.

  "Well, it goes both ways. Government today is also bound, very strongly, and even in great emergency, not to interfere in business. These complicated laws balance each other, you might say. Our whole legal system is based upon them. Right now, we've got government right where we want it. This is free enterprise, Mathers, at its pinnacle. Did you ever hear of Jim Fisk and his attempt to corner gold in 1869, the so-called Black Friday affair? Well, Jim Fisk was a peanut peddler compared to us."

  "What's this got to do with the Fleet having insufficient fuel to ..." Don Mathers stopped as comprehension hit him. "You're holding our radioactives off the market, pressuring the government for a price rise which it can't afford."

  Demming opened his eyes and said fatly, "For triple the price, Mathers. Before we're through, we'll corner half the wealth of the system."

  Don said, "But ... but the species is ... at ... war."

  Rostoff sneered, "You seem to be getting noble rather late in the game, Mathers. Business is business."

  Don Mathers was shaking his head. "We immediately begin selling our radioactives at cost of production. I might remind you gentlemen that although we're supposedly a three-way partnership, actually, everything's in my name. You thought you had me under your thumb so securely that it was safe--and you probably didn't trust each other. Well, I'm blowing the whistle."

  * * * * *

  Surprisingly fast for such a fat man, Lawrence Demming's hand flitted into a desk drawer to emerge with a twin of the scrambler tucked in Don's belt.

  Don Mathers grinned at him, even as he pushed his jacket back to reveal the butt of his own weapon. He made no attempt to draw it, however.

  He said softly, "Shoot me, Demming, and you've killed the most popular man in the Solar System. You'd never escape the gas chamber, no matter how much money you have. On the other hand, if I shoot you ..."

  He put a hand into his pocket and it emerged with a small, inordinately ordinary bit of ribbon and metal. He displayed it on his palm.

  The fat man's face whitened at the ramifications and his hand relaxed to let the gun drop to the desk. "Listen, Don," he broke out. "We've been unrealistic with you. We'll reverse ourselves and split, honestly--split three ways."

  Don Mathers laughed at him. "Trying to bribe me with money, Demming? Why don't you realize, that I'm the only man in existence who has no need for money, who can't spend money? That my fellow men--whom I've done such a good job of betraying--have honored me to a point where money is meaningless?"

  Rostoff snatched up the fallen gun, snarling, "I'm calling your bluff, you gutless rummy."

  Don Mathers said, "Okay, Rostoff. There's just two other things I want to say first. One--I don't care if I die or not. Two--you're only twenty feet or so away, but you know what? I think you're probably a lousy shot. I don't think you've had much practice. I think I can get my scram
bler out and cut you down before you can finish me." He grinned thinly, "Wanta try?"

  Max Rostoff snarled a curse and his finger whitened on the trigger.

  Don Mathers fell sideward, his hand streaking for his weapon. Without thought there came back to him the long hours of training in hand weapons, in judo, in hand to hand combat. He went into action with cool confidence.

  * * * * *

  At the spaceport he took a cab to the Presidential Palace. It was an auto-cab, of course, and at the Palace gates he found he had no money on him. He snorted wearily. It was the first time in almost a year that he'd had to pay for anything.

  Four sentries were standing at attention. He said, "Do one of you boys have some coins to feed into this slot? I'm fresh out."

  A sergeant grinned, approached, and did the necessary.

  Don Mathers said wearily, "I don't know how you go about this. I don't have an appointment, but I want to see the President."

  "We can turn you over to one of the assistant secretaries, Captain Mathers," the sergeant said. "We can't go any further than that. While we're waiting, what's the chances of getting your autograph, sir? I gotta kid ..."

  It wasn't nearly as complicated as he'd thought it was going to be. In half an hour he was seated in the office where he'd received his decoration only--how long ago was it, really less than a year?

  He told the story briefly, making no effort to spare himself. At the end he stood up long enough to put a paper in front of the other, then sat down again.

  "I'm turning the whole corporation over to the government...."

  * * * * *

  The President said, "Wait a minute. My administration does not advocate State ownership of industry."

  "I know. When the State controls industry you only put the whole mess off one step, the question then becomes, who controls the State? However, I'm not arguing political economy with you, sir. You didn't let me finish. I was going to say, I'm turning it over to the government to untangle, even while making use of the inventories of radioactives. There's going to be a lot of untangling to do. Reimbursing the prospectors and small operators who were blackjacked out of their holdings by our super-corporation. Reimbursing of the miners and other laborers who were talked into accepting low pay in the name of patriotism." Don Mathers cut it short. "Oh, it's quite a mess."

 

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