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by Megan Staffel


  Home. Its familiar smell, the cat-clawed furniture, the dog-furred rugs. It was not a stylish place. Gregory kneeled at the woodstove in the chilly living room to start a fire, his comfortably pillowed and sweatered middle blocking the delicate structure he was building of paper, kindling, and logs. He held a match to it, and as the flame trembled he pursed his lips like a child at his birthday party and blew. It worked and soon the stove was throwing out heat. The drapes were closed against the night, soup was warming on the stove, and as they sat together and had their dinner, the two days they’d spent in the eastern part of the state were sealed over and forgotten.

  But then it started. Wing beats in the wall behind the stove. How could a bird have fallen into a wall? Sometimes a grackle nested in the chimney and when the occasional one tumbled into the living room, flying in panic from rafter to rafter, they’d open the door for him to escape, but how could they rescue a bird in the wall? Hoping it would find a way out, they climbed the stairs to their bedroom. And lying side by side in the old iron bed frame, their heads cradled on familiar pillows, their hands clasped, they entered their separate dreams when suddenly over their heads there was scratching.

  “Squirrels,” Gregory mumbled. They listened to them running between the joists until finally Gregory—because he was the one to do these things—heaved himself off the mattress, went downstairs, and returned with a broom, which he used to pound the ceiling. It worked. The squirrels got the message. But then, just as sleep was coming on, the sound began again. This time, Meredith turned to her side, draped her leg over her husband’s body, threw her arm across his chest, and hanging on as though she were rafting through an ocean of small disturbances, found her way back to the interrupted plot.

  At 3:00 a.m. there was a new sound. They both woke up at the same time. In the exterior wall, something with very long teeth and an enormous appetite gnawed through the rigid insulation they’d installed last summer under the siding. “A rat,” her husband mumbled. “Everyone’s coming in because it got cold.”

  At 4:45 Meredith gave up. Gregory’s breath had the steadiness of slumber, so very carefully she slid from the covers and tiptoed into the next room. When she turned on the light, the windows glared with accusing vacancy. She pulled a blanket around her nightgown and sat down in the upholstered chair.

  It was 5:00 exactly when the birds began. She heard a song sparrow, a blue jay, a robin. Quietly, she lifted the window. Now she could hear a cardinal. As usual, it was singing loudest of all. But then the dull steady buzz of a chipping sparrow was just as loud. Meredith was puzzled. Both songs came from the same location. And now there was a robin at the very same spot. She counted the number of times the robin’s song was repeated and then she knew. Catbirds—but it was too early in the spring for catbirds—repeated songs once, and brown thrashers, the other mimics, repeated them twice. The songs she was hearing now were repeated four and five times, so it was the greatest mimic of them all, the mockingbird. They’d never had a mockingbird in their valley before.

  At 5:30 when the light was general, she saw him, a gray bird with a long tail perched at the top of the spruce. Through the binoculars, his profile was distinct in the raw sun of early morning. She crouched below the sill and saw him tilt his head back, open his beak, and issue forth four times another bird’s song.

  She watched as he imitated the loud commanding towhee and then the small, scolding wren. Each had equal complexity. There was no judgment, no slackening of enthusiasm.

  Arrogance

  The first year we were married, Richard and I made love in every state between New York and California. We thought our bodies would never wear out. We camped in national parks at night and in the daytime we toured famous gardens. We began with the Sonnenberg, near us in Canandaigua, and ended at the Golden Gate Conservatory. In St. Louis it was the Shaw; we spent two days wandering the eighty acres, coming home at night to Richard’s grandfather’s apartment.

  It’s curious, but what I remember from that trip now is not the feat of geographical sex, or the wonders of highly manipulated landscapes, but something the old man told us. We were standing in the narrow hallway of his large and comfortable apartment, looking at a wall of photographs that showed him as a young man, and though he was still just as well-dressed and elegant, age had made him fragile. His body was stooped and starved-looking, but his brain was sound and his eyes were lively. “I can’t believe I’m eighty-seven,” he whispered. “How did it happen?” At that time the question seemed irrelevant. Richard’s grandfather might have succumbed to eighty years, but I knew, at age twenty-three, that I would have the strength and better sense to avoid it.

  This was not because I thought I would die young, or because my generally pessimistic view of international affairs accepted the probability of a devastating nuclear event; the fact is, I really did believe I would never be older than thirty-six, the age I had once chosen with a friend as the last outpost before the decrepitude neither of us would ever consent to experience.

  The problem, now that I’m well past that outpost and others, meaning that I’m a post-puberty, post-fertility, post-everything woman: how does one go forward? What does the baby-making body do now? I remember the hallway. It was painted a soft canary yellow and the little man was so excited to see us. How did it happen, he asked. He knew and I do too. No one can escape time. For me, the question is still in the present tense: How does it happen?

  What I mean, of course, is Hagar. My friend with the unfortunate name. I’ve never asked her about it. And the truth is, now that we like each other, I never think of her namesake at all. When I think about her, which I do fairly often, it is her youth I think of, her new motherhood. Just now, she called to ask if we had internet, theirs was down, could she come by to get online?

  I go outside to wait for her. In October, there are always things to do. Weeds to pull, hoses to bring in, plants to mulch with the straw stored in the barn, so as I wait, I also accomplish things. What I’ve always told people who come to my gardening clinics is that what you do in the fall, that is, the way you put your gardens to bed for the winter, will, to a large extent, determine the success of your efforts the following spring. Trim, weed, mulch. It’s the October mantra, a gardener’s way of saying thank you and goodbye to the beds that have given so much food and pleasure. The mulch provides extra housing against the wind that will rage across our hilltop in November and the heavy snows that will follow. October is as busy for me as May, the month the gardens finally wake up from death.

  Hagar is not interested in vegetables or flowers. And of course gardening is harder when you have an infant. My children survived it, each established now in a different part of the country, but sometimes I wish I hadn’t been so ambitious. I wish I had slowed down and enjoyed their first years rather than stowing them away in the various places I had for stowing them, so I could get on with my business.

  That’s how I thought of it. The gardens were my means of expression. I knew I shouldn’t let them go entirely, but I couldn’t even cut back. So every season but winter was frantic.

  I don’t mention these things to Hagar. What young mother wants someone giving advice? Especially when you’re cramming your daughter’s first year with important other things. So I don’t tell her about my regrets, and instead talk about Richard, far from the internet, tucked away for ten months in a life of research, one of six international biologists mapping the life cycle of the African savannah, the place they believe was the home of humanity’s first progenitors. Because Hagar is a new friend, she has never met Richard. But she’s seen photographs, she’s heard parts of his letters, and she believes that marriages get better when husband and wife spend time apart. “Doing what they have to do,” is the way she puts it, giving it the uplifting tone of sacrifice.

  I don’t confess that loneliness makes me so desperate sometimes I am unable to go into my empty house, that I stay here, outside, all day with the plants. I walk through the rattling leaves
of dying corn, past the frost-ruined basil. My eye travels out to the tamaracks in the field. Come November they will turn yellow and the needles will fall to the ground, but by then everyone will be asleep but the evergreens. What will I do? A long winter alone up here on the hill worries me. But that’s another thing I haven’t mentioned.

  I could see Hagar at the end of our lane, just beginning the long, uphill climb, her tires churning the gritty dust on a loose road bed that will be plowed this winter, not by Richard but by Bud, the neighbor between us. I waved once, in case she happened to be looking towards the gladiola circle, and then bent down to continue digging them up.

  The car was going fast; I could hear stones hurled against its undersides. Hagar was in a rush. In a flash she was parked, and then Lily was already unbuckled and in her arms, curtained by heaps of unruly brown hair. I embraced it all: hair, woman, child.

  Colors do not clash, she once told me, and it’s a belief she adheres to. Today she was wearing orange pants and a loose red blouse. Hagar’s skin is as smooth and creamy as the petals on the little magnolia I planted in a wind-protected corner of our property and now am mulching heavily because it’s really not supposed to survive our climate. Her face has the same slight blush of pink and her eyes light up when she looks at me, though she dispenses with greetings always. There’s no hello or smile, no initiating comment about the weather, but a look full of intention, as though we were in the middle of an ongoing conversation. I find it thrilling. Hagar pulled away, thrusting the child towards me—“Hold Lily, will you? I have to get online”—and ran into my house.

  I have always felt that when friendship achieves this level of informality it’s secure, but ours, I must say, reached it almost immediately because Hagar is a person who assumes the other is perfectly willing to respond to her many requirements. I tucked Lily against my body and chattered to her as we walked among my beds. At four months, she fit my arms perfectly. When she was still. But when she got fidgety, which she was starting to do as she realized that the person who held her lacked the reassuring odor of breast milk, she became awkward. I shifted her to an upright position so I could pat her back and we continued our stroll. As I showed her the leeks and collards that were still growing in the garden, I was talking all the time, telling her how sweet the greens became after frost and that I’d cut some so her mother could cook them for dinner, but she would not be consoled. I tried thumping her back. That often works. The theory is to distract her from hunger by providing her with another sensation that’s just as strong. I kissed the sun-warmed top of her head and cupped my hand around her firm little skull. My hand fit her head perfectly and she rode in the chair that my hips made, her arm stretching across my breast for security. I noticed, not for the first time, how well a woman’s body is designed for this portage.

  My daughters live on the other side of the continent. I see them twice a year. There was a time when Richard and I talked about moving closer, but we couldn’t leave our gardens. “Oh Lily,” I say, “let me show you the winter squash.” I take her into the shed and show her the rows of vegetables and I can feel her respond to the excitement of my voice. “It’s called delicata.” I point to a funny striped one and she coos.

  Hagar found us with the carrots. They were laid out to dry in the garage, and this year they were so big and thick they looked obscene. Hagar saw it too. “Why, Nancy—vegetable dildos?”

  Lily is ecstatic. She wiggles up and down and lifts her arms, making the noises that will bring the goddess of milk to our side.

  “I know what you want.” Hagar takes her daughter and walks to the patio where the summer furniture is still set out. She asks for a glass of water, which I bring happily, and then I sit down too. Hagar nurses without prudishness, the rounded white top of her breast exposed so her daughter’s hand could grasp it, the hair falling over them both, and the long and interesting messages flashing in the depths of her dark eyes as she talks. My neighbor with the Old Testament name is a fiber artist. That means that though she knits and crochets and weaves things on looms, she makes absolutely nothing that’s useful. Her e-mail today was with the curator of a museum in a small Midwestern city that wants to exhibit, in two years time, her rooms. Hagar knits rooms. Or has knit at least one room and apparently is planning to knit more. I saw it. It was enormous. Blood red walls of yarn with a floor of yarn and a sofa and two chairs of yarn big enough to sit on. It was all one piece—an environment I guess you would call it—that hung from the ceiling in a large gallery and which, if you took off your shoes, you could walk into. I did that and the experience was, well, it was grand. That’s the word I used to describe it to Hagar when she asked, but privately I thought it too gynecological. The red stringy softness made me think of female things. Earthy and organic are qualities I obviously like, but this felt like a visit to the uterus. Which is discomfiting, making you feel as though you were peeping up close on a couple in the midst of . . . or hearing a couple in the midst of . . . I wanted abstraction. And maybe that’s the direction she’ll go in. Maybe the rooms will lose the realism of blood and furniture and take in the wider sweep: fear, mortality, homeland. Who knows?

  As Lily sucks, I can see the muscles working in her cheek. She turns her head to look at me from the safety of her mother’s arms, milk glistening on her chin, the wet, pointed nipple exposed. She turns back, slides it into her mouth, and the muscles in her cheek start again.

  “It will require an extensive body of work,” Hagar is saying. “But how can I turn it down? So I said yes. Even though, God knows, our lives are really going to have to change, and for this little one I’m afraid we’ll have to find a sitter because I’ll need more than nights. I’ll need to be working on my days off too.”

  She turns to me point-on and this time there is only one message and it is very clear. But babysitting is a question I can’t address just yet because as the warm autumn sun beams on us I am filled with rage. It all fit, didn’t it? Befriend the lonely woman at the top of the hill because one day she will be useful. Babysitting! How very lovely. And fast on the heels of babysitting, old age and boredom.

  Hagar switches Lily to the new breast and the used one peeks at me, its peaceful face unmasked. Little does it know that the days of such beauty are numbered. The milk ducts will shrivel, the lift will drop, and the whole pillowy mass will cave in. As Lily’s lips latch onto the new nipple, I remember that feeling. Nothing in this world fits us like those practiced gums. Richard’s mouth is good and nice and necessary, and I do miss it, but there is nothing that locks so securely, that has such clear prerogative as those hard toothless gums.

  Suddenly, I could not sit there. I saw my hand opening the door, my foot entering the kitchen, and I knew exactly who I was. I would not do it. The answer was no. No to all of it. I would not be a part of her scheme. The word they use now is enable and I grabbed it greedily. Yes, I would not enable her. She was the one with the milky tits. Let her take care of her baby.

  “I’m really sorry,” I said, coming back out as though I’d simply gone in for the bathroom. “I’m sure you’ll find someone. There are lots of people who would jump at the chance, I’m sure, and you can keep me in reserve for emergencies. But on a daily basis, I just have too much to do around here.” I looked out at my landscaping, but we both knew that come November everything would be under snow and my days would be free. “And, if I could be truthful, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say. If you don’t mind getting some advice. It’s just that, Lily’s going to grow up quickly, faster than you can imagine, and this wonderful time, this time when she’s so dependent, maybe it makes better sense to be with her now, when she needs you, and save the art for when she starts school. And maybe my job, as your friend, is not to enable you.”

  Hagar was gathering her things. “Thank you for the internet.”

  My cheeks are hot, my skin buzzes with embarrassment. I hear her car start, the tires slip on the gravel, and by the time I follow her outside, the
battered green station wagon has already rounded the curve.

  Well, it’s her problem. If she wants to take offense, let her. The last of the sun melts into the western horizon and in the east, the fat orange face of a harvest moon is balanced ridiculously over the trees. It leers at me. Okay, okay, so maybe it isn’t only her problem. I can cede that much.

  That’s when I remember the yellow hallway. And there in the hallway is Richard’s grandfather. I see the playful look on his face, the thin, whiskery cheeks, the surprisingly full and fleshy lips. “How did it happen?” he asks.

  When he takes my hand, I feel his smooth dry palm, his knobby fingers. I feel it as unmistakably as though I were still there. And then I realize: he is not resisting this. He is eighty-seven and he is simply surprised.

  So I call, but of course she does not answer the phone. Why are women so complicated? I will have to get in the car and drive over. But I know she won’t come to the door. I will have to open it myself. Hagar! I will shout, stepping into her house, I have come down from the hill to tell you something! The drama of that announcement will summon her. But her eyes will flash like heat lightning. She will not let it go. Please, I will say in a soft voice, Don’t be offended. I am in no position to give advice to anybody. I am old.

  That’s what I want to tell her. Those three short words are so new in my mouth I will have to say them again. I am old. But I don’t know the first thing about it.

  American Pictures

  Apparently, his father had tried to drive himself to the hospital, but the pain was so bad he’d asked the neighbor to drive him instead. At the hospital, he’d asked the nurse to call his son. That had been twelve hours ago, and on the whole trip up from the city, subway to the bus, seven hours on the bus, and then an hour’s drive in his father’s car, Dan’s chest had felt like a tree with a roosting turkey startling up through its branches. It was a commotion all country kids knew, and it sat in his body, mile after mile, tires rolling down the black roads, until he stepped off the elevator onto his father’s floor.

 

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