But in other ways, Michael’s instincts sucked. It took him more than fifty years to marry and to father a child, and he was had twice. Of course, before he got divorced, Michael McLain was claiming his wife Adrienne was a virgin he met at her convent-school graduation. I scouted down Mrs. Godowski, and a couple of six-packs unloaded a lot of resentments. We had the story on Mrs. McLain, but I never used it against Michael. It was only when Melvin Belli took on the case for Adrienne that Michael himself began squawking. Because, as I always say, community-property laws can surely make strange bedfellows. Michael needed everyone to know that his wife had been a whore before he met her. Even Michael McLain knows it’s better to look like a woman’s dupe than to be poor. It seems that Adrienne had an affair with A. Joel Grossman the whole time she was married to Michael. The child, apparently, was A. Joel’s. Since the divorce, he and Adrienne are living together on Michael’s money, and A. Joel is teaching film courses at Cal State.
Crystal Plenum dumped Sy. Then, by luck, she got a hot tittle script from some indie and her last picture, River Road, had legs as good as her own. She’s back on top. They say she’s a shoo-in for the Oscar.
Les Merchant watched his network slip back to number three; then he watched as the stockholders allowed him to be replaced. Bob LeVine was dumped from International, but his son, Seymore, was the money behind River Road, and he’s moved into the big time on his own.
Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. There was no one connected with the Three for the Road debacle who was willing to admit it. And just last month poor Marty came out of the hospital, only to go into retirement.
Benny Eggs finally caught up with Paulie Grasso. Or perhaps I should say Paulie’s gambling did. He’s living in Seattle or a city a lot like it and was willing to talk to me for what he once would have called “chump change.”
Monica Flanders died in her sleep, but not before a bitter proxy fight had ousted her son Hyram from Flanders Cosmetics. By the way, Monica looked terrific at her funeral.
April is doing fine. Anyone who reads the trades knows that. She gave me several interviews, now that she’s the new queen of the studio. As the new president of International, she’s redecorated Bob LeVine’s old office in a masculine maroon color.
And Sam Shields? What happened to him? Well, he made two flops, but it looks like his latest is going to be a hit. At least, that’s the word on the street. And you’ve probably read that he and April are about to become engaged. A real love match.
Anyway, the last bits and pieces of the story I got from my husband. Yes, that is one more piece of gossip for you. Consider it a wedding gift from my new husband and me to you. Not that the public is very interested in the private life of writers, even one such as I. But I did get married, at this late date. When I met Dobe Samuels, I knew he was one of a kind. And so, in a way, am I. Reader, I married him. And he was worth waiting for. Sometime just before you read this, in a very private ceremony, I became Mrs. Dobe Samuels.
Brewster Moore and his wife attended. He has never spoken to me about any of this, and once the book is published I will welcome the opportunity to see if he has any comments to make. But his wife told me more than a few things. Mary Jane likes her privacy, and she says she has plenty of it in Honduras, except when her adopted son, Raoul, is home with his friends from school. But she was willing to talk, she said, to atone for her sins. And maybe because she had to talk to someone, just once, to make sense out of the whole thing.
She and Sharleen are still close friends, though they only get to spend part of their summers together on the ranch. Sharleen doesn’t ever leave it. And I don’t think I will, either. After this book sale, Dobe and I are buying another three thousand acres. He figures if we plant two thousand trees a year, we can add more ozone to the atmosphere than all my books used up. Evening up our karma. He believes it isn’t a bad way for me to spend my declining years and my increasing wealth. And he says three thousand acres ought to hold us all.
He also says he won’t allow reporters or celebrities on any of it.
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