by Pat Powers
Also By Pat Powers:
20 Rules For Evil Captor
Warning: This book is not erotic fiction. It is a humorous essay. You will not find erotica in it, just straightforward humor at the expense of movie and television evil captors.
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Television and movie villains and their minions have been woefully under-performing for almost all of the history of media, especially in the area of keeping damsels in distress. (OK, marksmanship is a bit of an issue for them, too). Damsels seem to be able to escape their distress almost at will sometimes.
That's why Evil Captor, one of the Evil Overlords, has created a list of 20 rules for keeping captives properly captivated. Specific fictional Evil Overlords and their minions will be called out for their failures!
This is, for me, a very short piece, about 2500 words of text. My stories generally run 10,000 to 20,000 words or to novel length, so if you're expecting that, you'll be in for a surprise. It's also non-fiction. All it is, or is intended to be, is funny. Be forewarned!
Table of Contents
The Final Veil
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Epilogue
Other Books And Information About Pat Powers
The Love Slave Robot War: Book 1
The Love Slave Robot War 2: Threesome Of All Fears
The Prop Master
The Prop Master: Cindy's Student
The Prop Master: Cindy Laid Bare
Enslaved
Attack of the Internet Love Zombie
Sucked Into It
My Sand King
Temptation and The Gambler
The Hottitude of Servitude -- Slave Girls In The Movies and On TV
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