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Oh, please. What bullshit.
Perry puts his arm around her and Im tempted to pick a fight in the middle of the gallery. "I can tell youre very deep. "
Deep, my ass. He wants to get into her pants . . . pants hes never going near if I have anything to say about it.
"Alex, what do you think?" Brittany asks, turning to me.
"Well . . . " I rub my chin as I stare at the painting. "I think the entire collection is worth a buck fifty, two tops. "
Sierras eyes go wide and her hand covers her mouth in shock. Doug is coughing up his drink. And Brittany? I look at my "lets see what happens" girlfriend.
"Alex, you owe Perry an apology," Brittany says.
Yeah, right after he apologizes for asking me about wasabi. Not a chance in hell. "Im outta here," I say, then turn my back on all of them and walk out the gallery door. Me voy.
Outside, I bum a cigarette from a waitress across the street whos on break. All I can think about is how Brittany looked as she ordered me to apologize.
I do not take orders well.
Damn, I hated watching that asshole artist put his arm around my girl. Im sure every guy wants to put his hands on her in some way, to claim theyve touched her. I want to touch her, too, but I also want her to want only me. Not order me around like some puppy dog and only hold hands with me when shes not putting on a show.
This is definitely not turning out like its supposed to.
"I saw you come out of the gallery. Only hoiteys go in there," the waitress says after I hand back her lighter.
Wasabi. Now hoiteys. Seriously, youd think I really didnt know English. "Hoiteys?"
"Hoitey-toitey types. You know, white-collar stiffs. "
"Yeah, well, Im definitely not one of those. More like a blue collar who followed a bunch of hoiteys in there. " I take a long drag, thankful for nicotine. I feel calmer immediately. Okay, so my lungs are probably shriveled up, but I have a good idea Ill probably die before my lungs decide to quit on me.
"Im Blue-Collar Mandy," the waitress says, holding out her hand and flashing me a smile. Shes got light brown hair streaked with purple. Shes cute, but shes no Brittany.
I shake her hand. "Alex. "
She eyes my tattoos. "Ive got two. Wanna see?"
Not really. I have a feeling she got drunk one night and tattooed her chest. . . or ass.
"Alex!" Brittany yells my name from the front of the gallery.
Im still smoking and trying to forget that she brought me here because Im her dirty little secret. I dont want to be a fucking secret anymore.
My pseudo-girlfriend crosses the street. Her designer shoes click on the pavement, reminding me shes a class above. She eyes Mandy and me, the two blue collars, smoking together.
"Mandy here was about to show me her tattoos," I tell Brittany to piss her off.
"Ill bet she was. Were you going to show her yours, too?" She eyes me accusingly.
"Im not into drama," Mandy says. She throws down her cigarette and smashes it with the tip of her gym shoe. "Good luck, you two. God knows you need it. "
I take another drag while wishing Brittany didnt tempt me like she does. "Go back to the gallery, querida. Ill take a bus home. "
"I thought wed have a nice day together, Alex, in a town where nobody knows us. Dont you want to be anonymous sometimes?"
"You think its nice havin that little piece of shit artist thinkin Im the busboy? Id rather be known as the gangbanger than the immigrant busboy. "
"You didnt even give it a chance. If youd relax and take that chip off your shoulder, you could fit in. You can be one of them. "
"Everyone is plastic in there. Even you. Wake up, Miss Omigod! I dont want to be one of them. Get it? !Entiendes?"
"Loud and clear. For your information, I am not plastic. You can call it that, but we call it considerate and polite. "
"In your social circles, not mine. In my circles, we tell it like it is. And never, ever order me to apologize like youre my mother. I swear, Brittany, the next time you do that were done. "
Oh, man. Her eyes are getting all glassy. She turns her back to me and I want to kick myself for hurting her.
I put out my cigarette. "Im sorry. I didnt mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did. But thats cause I didnt feel comfortable in there. "
Shes not looking at me. Reaching out to rub her back, Im thankful she doesnt shy away from me.
I continue talking. "Brittany, I love hangin with you. Shit, when I get to school I scan the halls lookin for you. As soon as I catch sight of these angelic streaks of sunshine," I say, fingering her hair, "I know I can make it through the day. "
"Im no angel. "
"You are to me. If you forgive me, Ill go back and apologize to that artist guy. "
She opens her eyes. "Really?"
"Yeah. I dont want to do it. But I will . . . for you. "
Her mouth curves into a small smile. "Dont do it. I appreciate you saying youll do it for me, but youre right. His art did suck. "
"There you guys are," Sierra says. "Weve been looking all over for you lovebirds. Lets hit the road and get to the cabin already. "
At the cabin, Doug claps his hands together. "Hot tub or movie?" he asks.
Sierra walks over to the window overlooking the lake. "Ill fall asleep if we put a movie on. "
Im sitting with Brittany on the couch in the living room, reeling over the fact that this huge house is Dougs second home. Its bigger than the one house I live in. And a hot tub? Jeez, rich people have it all. "I dont have a bathin suit," I tell them.
"Dont worry," Brittany says. "Doug probably has one in the pool house you can wear. "
In the pool house, Doug looks through a drawer searching for suits.
"Theres only two here. " Doug picks up a skimpy Speedo and holds it out to me. "This okay for you, big guy?"
"That wouldnt fit my right testicle. Why dont you wear it and Ill take this one," I say, reaching around Doug and grabbing a boxer-type suit. I notice the girls are gone. "Whered they go?"
"To change. And to talk about us, Im sure. "
In the small changing room as I strip and get into the suit, I think about my life back home. Here, in Lake Geneva, its easy to forget about home life for a while. Not having to worry about whos got my back.
When I step out of the changing room, Doug says, "Shell take a lot of shit by being with you, you know. People are already starting to talk. "
"Listen, Douggie. I like that girl more than I can remember likin anything in my life. Im not about to give her up. Ill start carin about what other people think when Im six feet under. "
Doug smiles and holds out his arms. "Ah, Fuentes, I think we just had a male bonding moment. Wanna hug?"
"Not on your life, white boy. "
Doug slaps me on the back, then we walk to the hot tub. Despite everything, I think we do have, if not a bonding, then at least an understanding. Either way, Im still not hugging him.
"Very sexy, babe," Sierra says, eyeing Dougs Speedo.
Doug is walking like a penguin, waddling while trying to get comfortable. "I swear to God Im taking these off as soon as I get in the hot tub. Theyre choking my balls. "
"TMI," Brittany chimes in, covering her ears with her palms. Shes wearing a yellow bikini, leaving very little to the imagination. Does she realize she looks like a sunflower, ready to rain sunshine on all who look down upon her?
Doug and Sierra climb into the tub.
I hop into the tub and sit beside Brittany. Ive never been in a hot tub before, and am not sure about hot-tub protocol. Are we going to sit here and talk, or do we break off into couples and make out? I like the second option, but Brittany looks nervous.
Especially when Doug tosses his Speedo out of the tub.
I wince. "Come on, man. "
"What? I want to be able to have kids one day, Fuentes. That thing was cutting off my circulation. "
Brittany hops out
of the tub and pulls a towel around her. "Lets go inside, Alex. "
"You guys can stay in here," Sierra says. "Ill make him put the marble bag back on. "
"Forget it. You two enjoy the tub. Well be inside," Brittany says.
When Im out of the tub, Brittany hands me an extra towel.
I put my arm around her as we walk to the cabin. "You okay?"
"Absolutely. I was thinking you were upset. "
"Im cool. But. . . " Inside, I pick up a blown-glass figurine and study it. "Seein this house, this life . . . I want to be here with you, but I look around and realize this will never be me. "
"Youre thinking too much. " She kneels on the carpet and pats the floor. "Come here and lie on your stomach. I know how to give Swedish massages. Itll relax you. "
"Youre not Swedish," I say.
"Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong youll never know the difference. "
I lie next to her. "I thought we were gonna take this relationship slow. "
"A back rub is harmless. "
My eyes roam over her kick-ass bikini-covered bod. "Ill have you know Ive been intimate with girls wearin a lot more. "
She slaps me on the butt. "Behave yourself. "
When her hands move over my back, I let out a groan. Man, this is torture. Im trying to behave, but her hands feel too damn good and my body has a mind of its own.
"Youre tense," she says in my ear.
Of course Im tense. Her hands are all over me. My answer is another groan.
After a few minutes of Brittanys mind-numbing massage, loud moaning, groaning, and grunting from the hot tub floats into the room. Doug and Sierra have obviously skipped the back rub portion of the evening.
"Do you think theyre doing it?" she asks.
"Either that, or Dougs a very religious guy," I say, referring to the guy screaming Oh, God! every two seconds.
"Does it make you horny?" she sings quietly into my ear.
"No, but you keep massagin me like that and you can forget about that goin slow bullshit. " I sit up and face her. "What I cant figure out is if you know youre a tease and are fuckin with me or whether you really are innocent. "
"Im not a tease. "
I cock an eyebrow, then look down at my upper thigh where shes parked her hand. She snatches it away. "Okay, I didnt mean to put my hand there. Well, I mean, not really. It just kinda . . . wh . . . what I mean to say is--"
"I like it when you stutter," I say as I pull her down next to me and show her my own version of a Swedish massage until were interrupted by Sierra and Doug.
Two weeks later, I get word that I have a court date for my gun possession charge. I hide the info from Brittany, because shed freak out. Shed probably go on and on about how a public defender isnt as good as a private lawyer. The thing is, I cant afford a fancy lawyer.
As Im worrying about my fate while Im hanging by the front doors before school, Im suddenly sideswiped by someone and almost lose my balance.
"What the hell?" I push back.
"Sorry," the guy says nervously.
I realize the guy is none other than White Guy from the jail cell.
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