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Fortune’s Magic Farm
Smells Like Dog
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CONTENTS
Welcome
Dedication
Epigraph
Preface
L.O.S.T. Official Certificate of Membership
PART ONE: MILKYDALE
1. Sweet and Sour Sixteen
2. A Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity
3. Prisoner #90
4. Bloomin’ Bad News
PART TWO: THE MOCKINGBIRD HOTEL
5. The Cleaning Lady’s Warning
6. A Graveyard of Mockingbirds
7. Advice from a Dead Man
8. FOUND
9. The Map Thief
10. The Unpolluter
PART THREE: FOUND HEADQUARTERS
11. Lorelei’s Lair
12. Prisoner #90’s Revenge
13. Speckles the Watchdog
14. Lost and Found
15. The Belly of a Whale Shark
16. Prisoner #90’s Escape
PART FOUR: MAP OF THE MONTH CLUB
17. Journey to the Topmost Floor
18. The Office of Celestial Navigation
19. Sky Dragon
20. MacDoodle’s Secret
21. Beneath the Glass Dome
22. The World on a String
23. More Bloomin’ Bad News
PART FIVE: WATERY PLACES
24. Go Jump In the Lake
25. Underwater Driving
26. Full Speed Ahead
27. The Treasure Queen
28. Jellyfish Traffic Jam
29. Captain Conrad’s Chest
PART SIX: THE LAND OF DRAGONS
30. Rumpold’s Secret
31. The Yellow Ball of Saliva
32. Inside a Dragon’s Head
33. A Bundle of Booty
PART SEVEN: HOME
34. Another Gentleman’s Agreement
35. And the New President Is…
36. The Best Birthday Present Ever
37. The Return of Prisoner #90
Acknowledgments
Also by Suzanne Selfors
Copyright
Copyright
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
Copyright © 2012 by Suzanne Selfors
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