by Jack Vance
DODKIN’S Job
The Theory of Organized Society (as developed by Kinch, Kolbig, Penton, and others) yields such a wealth of significant information, revealing manifold intricacies and portentous projections, that occasionally it is well to consider its deceptively simple major premise (here stated by Kolbig):
When self-willed microunits combine to form and sustain a durable macrounit, certain freedoms of action are curtailed.
This is the basic process of Organization.
The more numerous and erratic the microunits, the more complex must be the structure and function of the macrourdt—hence the more pervasive and restricting the details of Organization.
—from Leslie Penton, First Principles of Organization
The general population of the city had become forgetful of curtailed freedoms, as a snake no longer remembers the legs of its forebears. Somewhere someone has stated, “When the discrepancy between the theory and practice of a culture is very great, this indicates that the culture is undergoing rapid change.” By such a test the culture of the city was stable, if not static. The population ordered their lives by schedule, classification, and precedent, satisfied with the bland rewards of Organization.
But in the healthiest tissue bacteria exist, and the most negligible impurity flaws a critical crystallization.
Luke Grogatch was forty, thin and angular, dour of forehead, with a sardonic cast to his mouth and eyebrows and a sideways twist to his head
as if he suffered from an earache. He was too astute to profess Nonconformity; too perverse to strive for improved status; too pessimistic, captious, sarcastic, and outspoken to keep the jobs to which he found himself assigned. Each new reclassification depressed his status; he disliked each new job with increasing fervor.
Finally, rated as Flunky/Class D/Unskilled, Luke was dispatched to the District 8892 Sewer Maintenance Department and from there ordered out as night-shift swamper on Tunnel Gang Number 3’s rotary drilling machine.
Reporting for work, Luke presented himself to the gang foreman, Fedor Miskitman, a big, buffalo-faced man with flaxen hair and placid blue eyes. Miskitman produced a shovel and took Luke to a position close up behind the drilling machine’s cutting head. Here, said Miskitman, was Luke’s station. Luke would be required to keep the tunnel floor clean of loose rock and gravel. When the tunnel broke through into an old sewer, there would be scale and that detritus known as “wet waste” to remove. Luke was to keep the dust trap clean and in optimum adjustment. During the breaks he would lubricate those bearings isolated from the automatic lubrication system, and he was to replace broken teeth on the cutting head whenever necessary.
Luke inquired if this was the extent of his duties, his voice strong with an irony the guileless Fedor Miskitman failed to notice.
“That is all,” said Miskitman. He handed Luke the shovel. “Mostly it is the trash. The floor must be clean.”
Luke suggested to the foreman a modification of the hopper jaws which would tend to eliminate the spill of broken rock; in fact, went Luke’s argument, why bother it all? Let the rock lie where it fell. The concrete lining of the tunnel would mask so trivial a scatter of gravel.
Miskitman dismissed the suggestion out of hand: the rock must be removed. When Luke asked why, Miskitman told him, “That is the way the job is done.”
Luke made a rude noise under his breath. He tested the shovel and shook his head in dissatisfaction. The handle was too long, the blade too short. He reported this fact to Miskitman, who merely glanced at his watch and signaled to the drill operator. The machine whined into revolution and with an ear-splitting roar made contact with the rock. Miskitman departed, and Luke went back to work.
During the shift he found that if he worked in a half-crouch most of the hot, dust-laden exhaust from the machine would pass over his head. Changing a cutting tooth during the first rest period he burned a blister on his left thumb. At the end of the shift a single consideration deterred Luke from declaring himself unqualified: he would be declassified from Flunky/Class D/Unskilled to Junior Executive , with a corresponding cut in expense account. Such a declassification would take him to the very
bottom of the Status List, and so could not be countenanced; his present expense account was barely adequate, covering nutrition at a Type RP Victualing Service, sleeping space in a Sublevel 22 dormitory, and sixteen Special Coupons per month. He took Class 14 Erotic Processing, and was allowed twelve hours per month at his recreation club, with optional use of barbells, table-tennis equipment, two miniature bowling alleys, and any of the six telescreens tuned permanently to Band H. Luke often daydreamed of a more sumptuous life: AAA nutrition, a suite of rooms for his exclusive use, Special Coupons by the bale, Class 7 Erotic Processing, or even Class 6, or 5: despite Luke’s contempt for the High Echelon he had no quarrel with High Echelon perquisites. And always as a bitter coda to the daydreams came the conviction that he might have been enjoying these good things in all reality. He had watched his fellows jockeying; he knew all the tricks and techniques: the beavering, the gregariousness, the smutting, knuckling... .Why not make use of this knowledge?
“I’d rather be Class D Flunky,” sneered Luke to himself.
Occasionally a measure of doubt would seep into Luke’s mind. Perhaps he merely lacked the courage to compete, to come to grips with the world! And the seep of doubt would become a trickle of self-contempt. A Non-conformist, that’s what he was—and he lacked the courage to admit it!
Then Luke’s obstinacy would reassert itself. Why admit to Nonconformity when it meant a trip to the Disorganized House? A fool’s trick— and Luke was no fool. Perhaps he was a Nonconformist in all reality; again, perhaps not—he had never really made up his mind. He presumed that he was suspected; occasionally he intercepted queer side glances and significant jerks of the head among his fellow workers. Let them leer. They could prove nothing.
But now.. .he was Luke Grogatch, Class D Flunky, separated by a single status from the nonclassified sediment of criminals, idiots, children, and proved Nonconformists. Luke Grogatch, who had dreamed such dreams of the High Echelon, of pride and independence! Instead—Luke Grogatch, Class D Flunky. Taking orders from a hay-headed lunk, working with semi-skilled laborers with status almost as low as his own: Luke Grogatch, flunky.
Seven weeks passed. Luke’s dislike for his job became a mordant passion. The work was arduous, hot, repellent. Fedor Miskitman turned an uncomprehending gaze on Luke’s most rancorous grimaces, grunted and shrugged at Luke’s suggestions and arguments. This was the way things were done—his manner implied—always had been done, and always would be done.
Fedor Miskitman received a daily policy directive from the works superintendent which he read to the crew during the first rest break of the shift. These directives generally dealt with such matters as work norms,
team spirit, and cooperation; pleas for a finer polish on the concrete; warnings against off shift indulgence which might dull enthusiasm and decrease work efficiency. Luke usually paid small heed, until one day Fedor Miskitman, pulling out the familiar yellow sheet, read in his stolid voice:
PUBLIC WORKS DEPARTMENT, PUBLIC UTILITIES DIVISION AGENCY OF SANITARY WORKS, DISTRICT 8892 SEWAGE DISPOSAL SECTION Bureau of Sewer Construction and Maintenance Office of Procurement
Policy Directive: Order Code:
Reference:
Date Code: Authorized: Checked: Counterchecked:
6511 Series BV96 GZP—AAR—REG
G98—7542 BT—EQ—LLT LL8—P—SC 8892 48 92C
From:
Through:
To:
Attention:
Lavester Limon, Manager, Office of Procurement All construction and maintenance offices All construction and maintenance superintendents All job foremen
Subject: Tool longevity, the promotion thereof
Instant of Application: Immediate
Duration of Relevance: Permanent
Substance: At beginning of each shift all han
d tools
shall be checked out of District 8892 Sewer Maintenance Ware- house. At close of each shift all hand tools shall be carefully cleaned and returned to District 8892 Sewer Maintenance Warehouse. Directives reviewed and transmitted: Butry Keghom, General
Superintendent of Construction, Bureau of Sewer Construction. Clyde Kaddo, Superintendent of Sewer Maintenance
As Fedor Miskitman read the “Substance” section, Luke expelled his breath in an incredulous snort. Miskitman finished, folded the sheet with careful movements of his thick fingers, looked at his watch. “That is the directive. We are twenty'five seconds over time; we must get back to work.”
“Just a minute,” said Luke. “One or two things about that directive I want explained ”
Miskitman turned his mild gaze upon Luke. “You did not understand it?”
“Not altogether. Who does it apply to?”
“It is an order for the entire gang.”
“What do they mean, ‘hand tools’?”
“These are tools which are held in the hands.”
“Does that mean a shovel?”
“A shovel?” Miskitman shrugged his burly shoulders. “A shovel is a hand tool.”
Luke asked in a voice of hushed wonder: “They want me to polish my shovel, carry it four miles to the warehouse, then pick it up tomorrow and carry it back here?”
Miskitman unfolded the directive, held it at arm’s length, and read with moving lips. “That is the order.” He refolded the paper and returned it to his pocket.
Luke again feigned astonishment. “Certainly there’s a mistake.”
“A mistake?” Miskitman was puzzled. “Why should there be a mistake?”
“They can’t be serious,” said Luke. “It’s not only ridiculous, it’s peculiar.”
“I do not know,” said Miskitman incuriously. “To work. We are late one minute and a half.”
“I assume that all this cleaning and transportation is done on Organization time,” Luke suggested.
Miskitman unfolded the directive, held it at arm’s length, read. “It does not say so. Our quota is not different.” He folded the directive and put it in his pocket.
Luke spat on the rock floor. “I’ll bring my own shovel. Let ’em carry around their own precious hand tools.”
Miskitman scratched his chin and once more reread the directive. He shook his head dubiously. “The order says that all hand tools must be cleaned and taken to the warehouse. It does not say who owns the tools.”
Luke could hardly speak for exasperation. “You know what I think of that directive?”
Fedor Miskitman paid him no heed. “To work. We are overtime.”
“If I were general superintendent—” Luke began, but Miskitman rumbled roughly.
“We do not earn perquisites by talking. To work. We are late.”
The rotary cutter started up; seventy-two teeth snarled into gray- brown sandstone. Hopper jaws swallowed the chunks, passing them down an epiglottis into a feeder gut which evacuated far down the tunnel into life-buckets. Stray chips rained upon the tunnel floor, which Luke
Grogatch must scrape up and return into the hopper. Behind Luke two reinforcement men flung steel hoops into place, flash-welding them to longitudinal bars with quick pinches of the fingers, contact-plates in their gauntlets discharging the requisite gout of energy. Behind came the concrete-spray man, mix hissing out of his revolving spider, followed by two finishers, nervous men working with furious energy, stroking the concrete into a glossy polish. Fedor Miskitman marched back and forth, testing the reinforcement, gauging the thickness of the concrete, making frequent progress checks on the chart to the rear of the rotary cutter, where an electronic device traced the course of the tunnel, guiding it through the system of conduits, ducts, passages, pipes, and tubes for water, air, gas, steam, transportation, freight, and communication which knit the city into an organized unit.
The night shift ended at four o’clock in the morning. Miskitman made careful entries in his log; the concrete-spray man blew out his nozzles; the reinforcement workers removed their gauntlets, power packs, and insulating garments. Luke Grogatch straightened, rubbed his sore back, and stood glowering at the shovel. He felt Miskitman’s ox-calm scrutiny. If he threw the shovel to the side of the tunnel as usual and marched off about his business, he would be guilty of disorganized conduct. The penalty, as Luke knew well, was declassification. Luke stared at the shovel, fuming with humiliation. Conform or be declassified. Submit—or become a Junior Executive.
Luke heaved a deep sigh. The shovel was clean enough; one or two swipes with a rag would remove the dust. But there was the ride by crowded man-belt to the warehouse, the queue at the window, the check-in, the added distance to his dormitory. Tomorrow the process must be repeated. Why the necessity for this added effort? Luke knew well enough. An obscure functionary somewhere along the chain of bureaus and commissions had been at a loss for a means to display his diligence. What better method than concern for valuable city property? Consequently the absurd directive, filtering down to Fedor Miskitman and ultimately to Luke Grogatch, the victim. What joy to meet this obscure functionary face to face, to tweak his sniveling nose, to kick his craven rump along the corridors of this own office....
Fedor Miskitman’s voice disturbed his reverie. “Clean your shovel. It is the end of the shift.”
Luke made token resistance. “The shovel is clean,” he growled. “This is the most absurd antic I’ve ever been coerced into. If only I—”
Fedor Miskitman, in a voice as calm and unhurried as a deep river, said, “If you do not like the policy, you should put a petition in the suggestion box. That is the privilege of all. Until the policy is changed you must conform. That is the way we live. That is Organization, and we are Organized men.”
“Let me see that directive,” Luke barked. “I’ll get it changed. I’ll cram it down somebody’s throat. I’ll—”
“You must wait until it is logged. Then you may have it; it is useless to me.”
“I’ll wait,” said Luke between clenched teeth.
With method and deliberation Fedor Miskitman made a final check of the job, inspecting machinery, the teeth of a cutter head, the nozzles of the spider, the discharge belt. He went to his little desk at the rear of the rotary drill, noted progress, signed expense-account vouchers, finally registered the policy directive on minifilm. Then with a ponderous sweep of his arm he tendered the yellow sheet to Luke. “What will you do with it?”
“I’ll find who formed the idiotic policy. I’ll tell him what I think of it and what I think of him, to boot.”
Miskitman shook his head in disapproval. “That is not the way such things should be done.”
“How would you do it?” asked Luke with a wolfish grin.
Miskitman considered, pursing his lips, jerking his bristling eyebrows. At last with great simplicity of manner he said, “I would not do it.”
Luke threw up his hands and set off down the tunnel. Miskitman’s voice boomed against his back. “You must take the shovel.”
Luke halted. Slowly he faced about, glared back at the hulking figure of the foreman. Obey the policy directive or be declassified. With slow steps, with hanging head and averted eyes, he retraced his path. Snatching the shovel, he stalked back down the tunnel. His bony shoulder blades were exposed and sensitive; Fedor Miskitman’s mild blue gaze, following him, seemed to scrape the nerves of his back.
Ahead the tunnel extended, a glossy pale sinus, dwindling back along the distance they had bored. Through some odd trick of refraction alternate bright and dark rings circled the tube, confusing the eye, creating a hypnotic semblance of two-dimensionality. Luke shuffled drearily into this illusory bull’s-eye, dazed with shame and helplessness, the shovel a load of despair. Had he come to this—Luke Grogatch, previously so arrogant in his cynicism and barely concealed Nonconformity? Must he cringe at last, submit slavishly to witless regulations?... If only he were a few places further up t
he list! Drearily he pictured the fine incredulous shock with which he would have greeted the policy directive, the sardonic nonchalance with which he would have let the shovel fall from his limp hands....Too late, too late! Now he must toe the mark, must carry his shovel dutifully to the warehouse. In a spasm of rage he flung the blameless implement clattering down the tunnel ahead of him. Nothing he could do! Nowhere to turn! No way to strike back! Organization: smooth and relentless; Organization: massive and inert, tolerant of the submissive, serenely cruel to the unbeliever.. .Luke came to his shovel and,
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whispering an obscenity, snatched it up and half-ran down the pallid tunnel.
He climbed through a manhole and emerged upon the deck of the 1123rd Avenue Hub, where he instantly absorbed the crowds trampling between the man-belts, which radiated like spokes, and the various escalators. Clasping the shovel to his chest, Luke struggled aboard the Fontego man-belt and rushed south, in a direction opposite to that of his dormitory. He rode ten minutes to Astoria Hub, dropped a dozen levels of the Grimesby College Escalator, and crossed a gloomy dank area smelling of old rock to a local feeder-belt which carried him to the District 8892 Sewer Maintenance Warehouse.
Luke found the warehouse brightly lit, the center of considerable activity, with several hundred men coming and going. Those coming, like Luke, carried tools; those going were empty-handed.
Luke joined the line which formed in front of the tool storeroom. Fifty or sixty men preceded him, a drab centipede of arms, shoulders, heads, legs, the tools projecting to either side. The centipede moved slowly, the men exchanging badinage and quips.
Observing their patience, Luke’s normal irascibility asserted itself. Look at them, he thought, standing like sheep, jumping to attention at the rustle of an unfolding directive. Did they inquire about the reason for the order? Did they question the necessity for their inconvenience? No! The louts stood chuckling and chatting, accepting the directive as one of life’s incalculable vicissitudes, something elemental and arbitrary, like the changing of the seasons... .And he, Luke Grogatch, was he better or worse? The question burned in Luke’s throat like the aftertaste of vomit.