by Rick Moody
He trudged to the top of his giant slalom again, and again he navigated it flawlessly, coming to the bottom of the slope on his feet. The Russian judges scored him well. The noise of some imagined crowd buoyed him up. He would take the gold and then save the Israeli athletes from their fate. Even the live wire, hissing and spitting, applauded his efforts. Again he executed this stunning turn, this wild communion with air and snow and silence.
When he set up for his fourth frisky plunge, he was aware that he was tired all of a sudden, that the wind was blowing harder, that the live wire was wobbling grandiosely in the wind. He wanted to go home, to be supine in his own bed. But he had a boner, an actual erection, for all this, for toys and dramas and the unknown of sexuality and athletic accomplishment and the future with its distant fuzzy glimpses of business and responsibility. So he couldn’t sleep yet. First one more passage along his little corridor of ice.
Mike got up a real bit of speed this time, his arms waving wildly as he listed first this direction and then the other, but when he hit the landing area, he stumbled and fell. Ice was all in his jacket now and in his sneakers, down his socks, down the neck of his ski jacket. His hands were raw and red as he held them up to his face. Fucking shit. Fucking A. He held them under his arms to try and still the pain. He moaned quietly. It was another quarter-mile uphill to his house. And he was just going to get yelled at. If not now, later.
So he decided to sit on the guardrail for a second. To relax.
This is the kind of guardrail they had on the secondary roads of New Canaan: a steel cable stapled onto, at predetermined intervals, substantial wood posts that were then cemented into the embankments on the side of the road. The idea was that if a car struck the cable, the guardrail would give a little bit with the impact, instead of destroying the vehicle and its inhabitants immediately. The problem with this kind of guardrail, though, was that unlike a totally steel construction, which is grounded directly into the earth, this steel cable was essentially freestanding. And therefore conductive. And the live wire hopping gaily beside Valley Road was also touching the guardrail at the moment at which Mike Williams sat upon it. His sneakers, immersed in the snow beneath him, acted as a ground, and what power was not lost—very little—in the movement of electricity along three wooden posts, along seventy-five feet of cable, and through three heavy staples—this electricity passed into Mike.
First his face grew terribly red and he began to foam at his mouth. His teeth chattered and his hair began to cook. Then his heart stopped. This happened almost immediately. His heart seized up, arrested. It was a strong, young heart, untroubled by erratic beating, or by any sort of buildup in the arteries, but it gave out anyway. He was magnetized, because that’s one thing electricity can do, magnetized to the cable, but after he died, after the electricity in him that was his own, that was the accumulation of his fears and affections, traveled out into the ether, his body, his remains, slumped over backward, smoking a little bit. His hands were scorched black from where they held the cable. He smoked from the ears and bled from the nose and mouth. He slumped over backward, fell off the guardrail—because gravity was stronger in this instance, and because the capricious live wire was now dancing in another direction—and he rolled backward down the hill a little bit, down under a shrub on the furthest edge of the property belonging to Silver Meadow. A corner of his orange ski jacket was visible from the road, but you needed to be looking to see it.
This moment passed twice. Once, in the simple narrative of that night, the narrative belonging to the town of New Canaan, and once in the last instant of Mike’s consciousness. And so this second account is appended here. Suddenly, Mike’s weariness and remorse, his regret about having left the house to wander the streets without ever being caught, without ever being searched for, overcame him. His hands were raw and aching. He was chastened. He longed for the consolations of some imagined and perfect family. He sat because he was tired, just plunked himself down ass first, and then steadied himself by grabbing the cable. No preliminary warning troubled him. Maybe there ought to have been a noise or a shock when the downed electrical lines touched the guardrail, but the shock of that night was so routine he wouldn’t have noticed if there had been. The sound of hissing, the ominous sound of modern technology loose in nature—Mike was used to all that. That was his language.
His last thought, a simple, adolescent oh, no, was all he had time for; in fact it was exactly simultaneous with his electrocution, because through some strange celestial circuitry, he knew at the moment of his death that it was his death. A jumble of images appeared at once to him, a jumble of dreams and recollections, condensed and displaced. And then Mike said, oh, no, subvocalized it. And then his consciousness split from this plane:
Benjamin Hood knew nothing of Mike Williams when he awoke on the floor of the bathroom at the Halfords’ place. Sometime before dawn. Throat parched, throat napalmed, Agent Oranged. Mouth full of canker sores. The sinister combs, of all shapes and stripes, plastic and onyx, contemporary and antique, the combs that decorated Dot’s half-bath, pressed in against him. He guzzled water from the spigot, his lips curled unsanitarily around it. He was unshaven. His ascot had disappeared somewhere. He wondered if his overcoat was still in the guest room by the front door, and if his wallet was in it.
The modern domestic tale always features the ordeal and dismemberment of a father. This was the dim certainty to which Hood awoke. His consciousness had closed down, had narrowed down to a dot, like the old monochrome television sets when you shut them off. Sometime in the midst of the party his consciousness had closed down. He wasn’t sure how he had arrived in the bathroom, how he had spilled these flecks of upchuck on himself.
Gray, isolated moments of conversation returned. He had a vivid recollection of being inches from his wife’s face and, in the midst of some debate, losing control of his own saliva, so that a tusk of the stuff protruded from his cavernous and angry mouth. Later, he remembered trying to speak to Rob Halford, trying to apologize for something and finding himself suddenly, inappropriately alone. Halford had just walked out of the conversation, had simply walked away without excuse or apology. Hood had been in the middle of a sentence, in the middle of a heartfelt confession, and Rob had simply given up on him. Benjamin was treated with contempt at these parties, it became obvious to him now. He was treated like a common bum. And like a bum he remembered finishing his conversation out loud, to himself. In isolation. Alone.
Now he wandered the spotless first floor of the Halfords’ house as though its emptiness was his responsibility. None of the lights worked. The clocks were stopped. Hood’s coat remained on the bed in the guest room where he had left it. It was like a disconsolate body spread there. In the front hall, his keys lay in the salad bowl, unchosen from the night before.
So Benjamin Hood left the way he had come, trying to undo what faulty recollections he had of the evening’s mindless pleasures. He’d felt worse, but not that he could remember. Outdoors he came face-to-face with the crippling elements. The ice was like some polystyrene coating that separated him from the world, some wax curtain that pronounced his guilt—guilty of drunkenness, of boorishness, of adultery, of forging a bad relationship with chance. Guilty of presuming upon chance. Guilty of weakening and diluting what bonds of family remained in his family. Guilty of following bad impulses to their bad conclusions. He was quarantined and he deserved it.
At least the Firebird remained in the driveway. But the driver’s-side lock was frozen. This was just the next embarrassment. He didn’t even curse. He undertook that procedure well known in more northerly climates. It was time-consuming but he had time. Back into the house. Boil water. Bring water (in a teacup) and a key and towel out to car. Immerse key. Dry vigorously, quickly. Insert warm, dry key into lock. And this proved effective. The next hurdle was the ice frozen onto the windshield. In these small contretemps, it was surprising and rewarding to Hood that the larger questions of that morning—where his wife mig
ht be, what his children were going to think—were lost. He involved himself in scraping the windshield with one of those ineffective plastic scrapers—this one had the name of a dry cleaner on it—and this involvement seemed to take all morning. It was good.
The whole world was white and gray as he inched down Ferris Hill. He passed the cars parked along the road, or stalled in the ditch. The conifers, weighed down with ice and snow, were shrouded mourners. His heart lurched when he saw Jim Williams’s Cadillac folded up on a fallen tree. Hood left the Firebird running, coughing, and popping, as he skidded and trotted out to be sure there was no one inside the wreck. There were no faint footprints around the car. And there was no one inside.
This drive home. Holy Center Approaching. He would put it all behind him. Towing vehicles, emergency vehicles, these chasers of calamity had proven ineffectual. But Benjamin Hood’s protectorate, the gale that had buffeted him from one situation to another, was at last blowing in a good direction. That was clear. (The Williamses’ house looked as abandoned as the Halfords’.)
And then he reached the fallen tree and telephone pole, the roadblock just down the hill.
He sat in the car for some minutes. There was a live wire, up there, a goddam live wire. Where were these utility guys when you needed them? Were tires an effective ground? If the wire somehow snaked up the street and zapped his Firebird would he be safe? How long had this situation been this way? He didn’t know whether to get out or to await further instructions. At last, Benjamin Hood, scaly and unlovable, decided to act. He would telephone from Silver Meadow. He shut the car off—with emergency lights flickering—stepped carefully out of the car, and then sprinted twenty feet back up the road, stumbling on the ice. His girth heaved, his chest exploded, the frigid air daggered his lungs. His migrainous headache blossomed. But he was still alive. He stepped over the guardrail and down the embankment, intending to give the live wire a wide berth, and that was when he chanced upon Mike Williams.
It was a piece of orange fabric lodged under a tree. No, it was someone asleep under the tree, some errant boozer, some other boozer like him. No. Hood knew. It wasn’t someone sleeping. Oh, please. Hood fell to his knees. No. He froze. He whispered religious oaths. In the ice and snow. He held his face in his hands.
Then he decided to run. He was already running. Back toward the car. He slipped. He was up running again. He fell again. Hood was no troubleshooter. He was not resourceful. He had to get out of there before someone saw him, saw the car. He would just leave.
But then fate smiled on Benjamin Hood. It was this simple. Just as he was putting a leg over the guardrail—where Mike himself had fatally sat—Hood found himself flushed with calm. The morning was still. He felt grief, sure, but he felt he could contribute something, too. Grace flickered in him. There was nowhere to run to, particularly. No safe port in this storm. What was he going to do? So he traced his steps back down toward the body.
He held Mike Williams’s blue head in his hands. He fumbled at the boy’s ski jacket, pulled open the shirt beneath, pressed his ear against a Yale T-shirt. No. An emptiness in there like the sound in one of those plastic conch shells. Hood pressed his lips against the lips of the dead boy, the boy he had never liked much, and sang into his mouth. He punched on Mike Williams’s chest the way he had seen people punch the chests of the dead on medical programs. No. He didn’t think it would work, and it didn’t.
The revelation of death was that Mike Williams would be dead as long as Benjamin knelt by him. None of Hood’s remedies would work and none of his wishes, his fervent wishes now, would either. Mike would be dead all afternoon and into the next. This was the miracle. Death was terribly durable. It was the sturdiest idea around. A body was dead, and before long it wasn’t even a body anymore, it was just elements. But it was still dead. Hood was embracing Mike now, caring for him in death as meticulously as he had disliked him in life. He heaved him into a sitting position. Mike was getting rigid now, like any winter thing, even though soft, pliable memories still circled around him. Memories and seraphim.
The ineffectual sun had risen just above the treetops. The temperature would inch beyond zero centigrade. It was two or three hundred yards across the front of Silver Meadow, past its shrubs and walkways and parking lot and security gate, to his house, to Hood’s house, and perhaps three-quarters of a mile uphill to the Williamses’. Hood decided to carry the boy to his house. The decision, made quickly, if with foggy, hung-over reason and with a hundred-and-ten-pound frozen corpse in his arms, was one that would stay with Benjamin Hood for good. Suddenly it seemed, truly suddenly, that this body, this abbreviated life, this disaster, was his.
Of course he intended to give the body back. To Janey Williams, whom he loved, and her husband, to whom he was now bound in a much different way, but he would take care of the situation first. He would exercise an almost parental control over this tragedy. He left his car behind and bore this body up grimly. Its gloved hands brushed across his face. It slid out of his arms and he had to lean it against the bench on the walkway at Silver Meadow, his own matted hair and his glasses brushing against Mike’s, cheek to cheek with the frosty, dead skin of Mike Williams. He needed rest. Each step, with its meager vocabulary of progress—only ten more feet until that blacktop there—seemed interminable.
The security guys rushed down the road toward him, when he got Mike heaved up over his shoulder again. They were sprinting, and, though they looked familiar, there was no way Benjamin could have known that they were the same guys who knew his daughter by name, who had chased his son from the same hillside where this catastrophe had taken place, who had chased Mike out of the bowling lanes the night before. Out of breath, their mottled, black uniform shoes covered in snow, they called out to Hood.
—Is that your boy? What happened?
They stood in a circle around Mike and somehow Benjamin found himself telling them the story. They tried to comfort Hood, who was shaken now and having trouble putting sentences together; at least they tried to comfort him to the degree that one male—in New Canaan—can comfort another. It was Hood’s first dead body. They didn’t pat him on the back, or hug him, or tell him it would be all right. They stood aside, each of them as far as possible from the other. Their heads bowed.
—You better try to get a hold of yourself, one said.
—Are the …? Can you tell me if the phones are working? Hood said.
—We’ve got radio, said the other.
—Well, you ought to call an ambulance then, Hood said. Or the police … or the paramedics. Whoever can get through on the roads. I think this boy—his name is Mike Williams and he lives just up the road … I think he must have been burned somehow. He’s all … he’s burned.
—Whyntcha let us—
Hood pointed at his house, down below the main buildings of the hospital.
—I’m over there. That’s where we’ll be. 129 Valley Road. That’s … I’m going to put him in the other car.… I’ll wait—
And the security men stood by, hands in pockets. When they realized there was no persuading to be done, they sprang into action, jogging toward the little booth with the little two-way radio in it, where reports of college football games and new developments in the unraveling tenure of the President were overwhelmed by the machine-gun blasts of two-way radio static.
Hood’s odyssey across the front lawn of Silver Meadow and into his own driveway, down that meandering path and into the house was as heroic as anything from the epics of the past. He wasn’t quite as execrable as he thought. The magic involved was not visible to the naked eye. There were no swords or orcs or dragons or elves or rings in this adventure, but it was magic anyway. Hood had been transformed on Saturday morning from a self-pitying and disliked and hung-over securities analyst into, however briefly, an agent of sympathy. On the other hand, which life wasn’t heroic? Just living was heroic. Just talking to your family in the morning, before coffee, was heroic.
His home, meanwhile, h
ad been ravaged by the elements. As Hood came up the driveway he called out his wife’s name, and the sound of that name, its elongated vowels, was dispersed across the frozen wastes to echo and reverberate upon the Silvermine River. No answer. He called again. He called Wendy’s name. He carried Mike to the garage, had to drag him part of the way, because Benjamin was starting to feel weak, to where the station wagon was parked. He left the body outside while he started the car.
Except that it wouldn’t start. It coughed feebly and then lapsed into silence. He dragged the body back to the house. Because he couldn’t open the door without setting down his burden. Oh, please open the goddam door. Hood wasn’t at all prepared to find the house empty. Where the hell was everybody?
When he had laid Mike lengthways in the front hall, Daisy Chain trotted out from under some table someplace, his tail wagging wildly, violently. Benjamin swallowed hard on what he now perceived as the outrageous treatment of this dog.
—Poor pooch, poor, old pooch.
He let the body slump to the ground. Daisy Chain, skittering desperately at the door, would not stop.
—Need to go out, pooch? Okay, okay. Even you don’t want to be stuck in here, huh?
The dog jumped at the door. And maneuvering around Mike Williams, Ben released his hound, like the rest of his family, into winter. He slammed the door shut.
Then he found out about the pipes. Water was trickling down the walls in the living room. The house had turned into some Revolutionary War fountain, the Reverend Mark Staples’s fountain. Water was trickling, no, streaming down the walls in Hood’s house. The enormity of it took a moment to sink in—as the water itself was sinking into the antique planks and walls of his home. From the ceiling the water came in sheets, and beneath it a large, brownish stain, more than eighteen inches wide, with the curvilinear shape, say, of a Smiley Face, perhaps, or the flame of some Yuletide candle. Rorschach stain. For a second Hood was reminded, in the midst of the crises around him, of the burning of the Yule log, that video loop that played on WPIX for five or six hours on Christmas Day. The water stain was inching outward along the linen-colored paint job. And on the floor of the living room, there was a large puddle of standing water. While the cascades from the ceiling ran down, the puddle trickled through the floorboards into the basement.