For Richard, who gave Sedetnet his dice.
“You’re late,” Radburn whispered.
I choked back frustration and shame as I slid into the seat next to his. “I know. Did I miss anything?”
“Just Bandy going on about his adventures at Steadfast,” Radburn murmured, shaking a red lock out of his eye. As usual, he was in a state of mild disarray, with ink bottle unwisely perched on several sheets of creased paper, his vest buttoned unevenly and of course, the untidy hair; he existed in a perpetual state of such disorder, prompting much speculation and teasing on how he managed ever to find anything or arrive anywhere on time. “Such as they were.”
I settled low in the seat, stretching my legs gingerly in front of me. My knees still weren’t cooperating but at least they’d gotten me here. “What’s the pool at now?”
“Twenty broke crowns that he’s making it whole from dew and woolmice,” Radburn said. “Guy’s on the investigation.”
I glanced across the auditorium until I found Guy Du Roi sprawled on his seat, one lank arm draped over the back, the very picture of indolence. The severe queue he’d knotted his bronze mane accented the sharp lines of his dark olivine face... and left his bored expression patently revealed. He loved learning, Guy, but he seemed determined not to let anyone know it. “No surprise there. Why did Chester give up?”
“I’ll let him tell you after class,” Radburn murmured. “You are coming to chocolate...?”
“Yes,” I said: more a rebuke to my dictatorial body than a reply. I’d already had my vomiting for the day. I was determined to do no more. I untied my folio and peeled the soft leather cover back from the sheets.
“Here,” Radburn murmured, nudging his ink bottle my way and off, I noted with relief, the precarious perch he’d set it on originally. I nodded to him and trimmed the edge on my quill with a cursory glance at his notes—he had none. Bandy hadn’t even gotten past his self-congratulatory reminiscing and into discussion of the actual topic of the seminar, the ten-year period following the Revolutionary War that scholars were beginning to call the Red Prince Years, after the recurrent figure out of legend. It was recent enough history that Bandy might actually have seen the devastation in the former imperial capital had he been there. None of us believed he had been. The lecture was interminable, but once he stumbled past the requisite self-aggrandizement and into the topic the class settled. Pungent ink flowed; quills scratched on vellum. I set aside my glasses to write. Radburn and I shared the bottle and a calm descended to replace the frisson of anxiety that had carried me breathlessly to class.
Only two things seemed to claim any power at all over my vicious and mysterious malady. One did not bear consideration. The other I found here, in the peace of the studio, in the vibrancy of discourse, in the halls of intellect where the frailties of a human body mattered not at all.
Thank God for the university.
“Well, that’s over,” Radburn said, stretching. “I can’t imagine how he can make post-revolutionary history so dreadful. And I say that as someone who likes anything related to military history. Granted, I like it better before the peace talks commence, but even so.”
I replaced my glasses and cleaned the edge on my quill. Two hours of Bandy’s quiet drone had unraveled the snarls in my muscles, and since he never used one word where twenty would do one could take notes at a leisurely pace. “History is never boring, no matter its delivery.”
“Easily said for you,” Radburn said with a huff. “You’re in love with dust and memories.”
I laughed. “Better to be in love with something than to dally here, there, everywhere and never settle.”
“I beg to differ!” Radburn said, grinning at me.
“You can differ all you want,” I said, checking the last of my notes for dryness before shutting the folio. “But begging is all you’ll be doing when we reach the end stretch and you’re casting about for any dissertation topic at all.”
“Morgan!”
I stood immediately, turned. At the door peeked a heart-shaped face, one curl swinging in front of tea-brown eyes. Ivy Miller wiggled her slim fingers at me. “Coming to chocolate?” she said as other students drifted past her into the hall.
“Of course,” I said, and to her it was a promise.
She grinned and vanished into the hall.
Radburn laughed behind me. “Pole-axed, chap. You always look so pole-axed.”
I snorted. “And you so experienced.”
“Well, compared to you,” Radburn said with another laugh. He packed his notes with little regard for neatness, catching some of the pages on the cords. “Let’s go. Hey, Guy! Chocolate?”
“I’ll be there.”
We departed. I kept Radburn’s pace, and though I’d rested it still cost me. I refused to let anyone see my weakness, though. I was one of them here. I wouldn’t surrender that comfort for anything, particularly given how little sympathy society allotted to those with physical... impediments. At the lope he called a walk we were swiftly quit of the white-washed halls and on the path hugging the brown brick facade outside. Spring had arrived in force only a week ago, blowing back winter as if it had never been, and the yellow sunlight was like a warm lance. I felt it in every joint like a prayer of redemption. Cold and humidity exacerbated my condition nearly to turning me invalid.
Leigh University perched on manicured grounds at the edge of the affluent section of Evertrue. Its three buildings barely cast a shadow on the land it had appropriated for its gardens and fields; Mother relayed to me the frequent complaints of the city’s councilors, who wondered whether the university staff planned to grow its own food against the possibility of siege. I thought it beautiful, when I did not despair of how far it meant I had to walk to leave it. Fortunately Radburn, bless his lazy bones, never went far before hailing a carriage.
“You’re going to run to fat before you’re thirty,” I said, to cover my relief at being able to sit.
“I’ll worry about it then,” he said, grinning. “To the chocolate parlor, good driver!”
A warm afternoon with a sweet wind, blowing off the clean fields of Leigh’s campus; the jingle of a harness and the chuff and clop of a horse; rows of thin and well-kept houses with herb gardens to lend a hint of spice to the air; the low murmur of conversations caught on the wind as we passed those out strolling... on days like this I could almost forget how much I hated risking myself in public where anyone could witness one of my episodes. I could feel almost normal.
The chocolate parlor was the only business establishment in this part of Evertrue, nestled in the basement of a house in the shadow of Leigh where it could draw students, scholars and the would-be cognoscenti of the city. I slipped from the carriage, using Radburn’s distraction while paying the driver to do so with more care than a person my age would have. As the distant bells of the Cathedral tolled the hour, we descended the stairs at street level to the little wooden door and pressed on into the cozy half-light of the parlor. Some few glimmers of sunlight slid in through narrow, horizontal windows at ground level, and they added a sultry bronze cast to the dark wooden bar and the scattered tables and chairs.
Chester and Ivy had already arrived; we joined them at our table in the corner. My plan had been to prod Chester later, based on Radburn’s comment, but seeing him I said without planning, “Good God, what trampled you in the street?”
Slumped over his cup, Chester said, “Minda.”
“Ah,” I said and sat across from him. A waitress brought me a cup of my own and I swirled the thick liquid in it as the steam brought me the drink’s rich, bittersweet aroma. “What this time?”
“There’s this fad for girls our age,” Chester said as I
vy watched him sympathetically. He was the picture of aristocratic misery in his embroidered vest and coat, sheathed sword a slash of an angle against the chair leg; a scion of the former nobility of northern Troth, which tended toward lighter, more golden skin than the southerners that had produced Guy’s line. “You know, society girls, to take... well, noble titles, for amusement.”
“And you had a fight with her about it,” I said.
“Not just her,” he said, glum. “Her parents as well.”
“Rather big row,” Radburn said, sipping from his own cup.
“He was there,” Chester said. He sighed. “I can’t believe I have to marry her. She’s... she’s just vapid. Completely useless in the head. I’m sure our children will be absolute models of physical beauty, and she’ll certainly dress them like exquisite society dolls, but I don’t like her.”
“It’s barbaric, having to marry someone your parents chose for you,” Ivy said. “What good was fighting our way out of the monarchy if you still end up with all the trappings of a privileged society?”
“My parents would murder me if I even hinted I wanted to back out,” Chester said, glum. “Murder me. The Randales own half the shipping infrastructure between here and Virtue. They’ve been caviling at the thought of an allegiance with the St. Clarys for three generations. Now that they’re finally considering it, I have a better chance of a visitation from St. Winifred than I do of avoiding this union.”
“You can always put a bag over her head,” Guy said from behind us.
“It’s not her face that’s the problem,” Chester said.
Guy shrugged as he pulled a chair to the table. “A gag, then.”
“Just treat it like one of Bandy’s lectures,” Radburn said. “Listen with one ear. Pick out only the important things.”
“I don’t know why you fight with her at all,” I said. “Every time she says something outré you attempt to educate her and that just ends in misery. Let her friends call her Duchess Minda in their receiving rooms if it pleases her. It won’t make her a real duchess.”
“It’s the principle of the thing, Locke,” Chester said. He was the only one of us who retained the aristocratic habit of using surnames this way; I didn’t think he perceived the irony. “She doesn’t understand. She thinks the monarchy was a great romance.”
“It was... for her ilk,” Ivy said. “Just not for anyone else.”
“Not so sure about that, if it involved being forced to marry the likes of Minda to satisfy the parents,” Radburn said.
“It’s not just her,” Chester continued, running a hand through the gloss of his ale-brown hair. “It’s that our entire set finds it romantic to play at being nobles. It’s almost as if they’re constitutionally incapable of empathizing with anyone who isn’t alive and laughing with them over tea. The figures of history, even near history, might as well be characters in a play. Ruinous taxes? Tra-la-la, what an intriguing plot contrivance. Serfs confined forever to farms they don’t own? Oh my, what a pity. They don’t understand. And if they don’t understand... what’s to stop them from trying to set it back up?”
“The First Minister and all the government?” Guy said dryly.
“You know it’s not that simple,” Chester said.
“That is unnerving,” Radburn said. “We all know who drives change in society.”
“Dissatisfied youth,” Chester said. “Like us.”
I shook my head. “They’re not dissatisfied,” I said. “They’re bored. Bored people drink chocolate in parlors and commission works of art and have debauched orgies. They don’t commit revolution.”
“I hope you’re right,” Chester said.
“Where do I find the debauched orgies?” Radburn asked. “Did I miss this? I’m bored!”
“Apparently we’re not bored enough,” Guy said. “I vote for more boredom in our lives.”
“I need more boredom than we have,” Ivy said. “Or I’ll never get my dissertation written.”
“Please,” Radburn said, rolling his eyes heavenward. “You? You’re probably half-done by now. You and Morgan will have it over with a year before it’s due and the rest of us will—”
“—be paying for your obsession with the opposite sex and parlors more rarified than chocolate ones,” Ivy said dryly.
Chester rubbed his eyes. “Speaking of catastrophes in the making, I think I need to change topics.”
I stared at him. “Why? We have a profitable exchange going.”
“I know,” he says. “But I just don’t have the time to continue.”
“The time? Or is Minda giving you trouble about it?” Guy asked.
I expected that to land as no more than a witty barb, something Chester would deflect with a casual retort. But instead, he said, “Actually, my family isn’t sanguine about it.”
“They didn’t know?” Radburn asked, eyes wide.
“Well, why would they bother? Have any of your parents asked about your dissertation topics?” Chester said. He looked up at me ruefully. “You’re not too angry with me, Locke?”
“No,” I said. “It’s an unpleasant surprise, but it won’t prevent me from finishing my work. Having you provide odd bits from your translation efforts helped me find new rabbits to follow into strange holes, but I can research folklore and demon tales without it.”
“Good,” he said, rubbing the back of his neck. “Father found it... inappropriate... for me to be working on the scraps of barbarian languages. As if they’ll somehow rub off on me and I’ll go mad babbling about magic and sordid sexual rites.”
“But you love the work,” Ivy said.
Chester shrugged uncomfortably. “I’ll find something else to love. There are enough languages to study without choosing the most enigmatic.”
Except that we all knew that the most enigmatic was the most alluring. We longed to plumb the deep mysteries and uncover territory never mapped by human thought. It had brought us together, the five of us... we recognized the thirst in one another. Many dilettantes attended the university for the prestige or for lack of any other pressing ambition, or in search of some passion that had yet to kindle in their lives. But each here at our table, from Chester with his highborn ways to Ivy with her determination to succeed as one of the few women at Leigh, loved the learning.
“So... that leaves you and Ivy as the farthest along,” Radburn said, attempting as always to repair the conversational wound. “Anything new on that front?” When I opened my mouth, Radburn interrupted. “Not you, Morgan. I’ve had enough of musty history from Bandy.”
“Ah, but it’s where musty history intersects with radical folklore!” I exclaimed, pushing my spectacles up my nose. “Weren’t you just complaining that you were missing all the debauchery?”
“There’s debauching to be done in folk stories?”
“Endless debauching,” I said, grinning. “If you have horse ears, or are willing to roll in the clover with someone who does.”
“Horse ears!” Guy said. “I thought it was goat tails.”
“No, no,” I said. “Long, pointed ears, ovate, like a horse. There are no tails in the literature.”
“I don’t know what possessed you,” Chester said with a laugh. “It’s a crazy topic.”
“Ah, but it’s interesting,” I said. “To see what people believe and contrast it against what truly happened. If history is the fabric, then folklore is embroidery.”
“Enough with that,” Radburn said. “Tell me more about how I can get a horse-eared lass of my very own.”
“Don’t you have enough normal-eared lasses without adding mythical ones to your harem?” Ivy asked.
“Truly a question that could only have been asked by a woman,” Radburn said sagely. “Everyone knows you can never ever have too many lasses.”
“Speak for yourself,” Chester said. “One lass is already too many for me.”
“Obviously we have to find a horse-eared girl for you,” Guy said. “Maybe if Minda catches you with
her, you’ll be free of her.”
“But you will probably be spirited away into some magic realm, there to serve some queen who weeps blood and thorns until all your friends have grown old while you remain eternally young,” Ivy said. “That’s usually how such things work.”
“Serving a queen during my eternal youth sounds good to me,” Radburn said with a laugh. “Depending on how you define servitude....”
“No doubt as one of a harem of mortal men,” Ivy said smugly. “Faerie queens are rapacious that way.”
“Sign me on, then,” Guy said, slapping Radburn’s back. “I’ll do my manly duty to help a friend.”
Ivy sighed with obvious exasperation, though she was fighting a smile. “You are irrepressible, the both of you.”
“You’re just not trying hard enough,” Radburn said with a wink.
I grinned. My friends, quick-witted and brilliant, easy with words and thoughts and humor. Sharp-edged in the light, from Guy’s bronze tail to Radburn’s messy red thatch, the sun crawling across their vests...
...crawling and sparking...
Oh God, not here, please, not here. I’d already had my episode today. Not here, not in front of my friends.
“So is that how it works, Morgan? Eternal servitude, manly harems, tears of blood and thorns? I could do with everything but the blood and thorns. How about wine and roses? Wine and roses I could handle—”
I saw their silhouettes, traced with halos of light. I could hear their voices, muffled by layers of folded noise, a noise they couldn’t hear. They were receding even as I reached for them, desperate not to fall. For years the rule had held: at my worst I might vomit daily and have seizures several times a week, but once I was done for the day, I was done. I never had more than one incident a day. Never. I had ordered my life by this principle, the only thing that made it safe for me to risk going out.
My chocolate cup broke. Hot drops defined my skin: a thigh under the table, my hip at the chair, my exposed wrist burnt, my fingers curled into talons.
From very far away I saw the shape of her face, heard her voice like a memory: “Morgan?”
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