by Annet Schaap
“I wanted…to make an exchange…” whispers Lampie, with a very red face. “I thought, um…a song for an entrance ticket, or…but never mind.” She looks around. If this won’t work, what else can she do?
“Oh, it was a swap you wanted, was it?” Now the man has put down his newspaper. His eye looks the girl up and down, from head to toe, and he leans as far forward as he can, with the counter pressing into his stomach. “Sweet and silly songs are no good to me.” He smiles, but it is not a very friendly smile. “But I can think of something else…”
He beckons Lampie closer. Curiously, she takes a step toward him. What could she have to swap? What does she have that he might want?
The big man purses his lips like a fish. He points at them with one fat finger. “How about a little kiss? Just one? Here?”
“What?” It takes Lampie a second to understand. “Oh,” she says, taking a step back. “No, thank you.”
“Two. Two kisses. One for you and one for your cart?”
“No, I’m sorry.” Lampie bends down to grasp the handle of the cart, but instead slips and falls down in the cold mud. The fat man laughs so much that the whole booth shakes.
“Don’t be scared, sweetheart. Just one would be fine, and you can leave your little cart here. Uncle Earl will keep an eye on it.”
Lampie walks away, slipping along in the mud, pulling the cart behind her.
“Ohhh…” she hears from behind her. “Ohhh, what’s just one little peck?” Then he bursts out laughing again. “Mwahaha! The look on her face! Oh, they love me, they do, all the girls! They love me!”
Three tents on, she can still hear him laughing. She drags the cart roughly over a clump of grass.
“Ow! Hey!” Edward calls from under the blanket. “Ow, stop it! Careful!” Then he bangs his chin on the cart and falls silent. Lampie finds a spot between two tents with no one else around.
“Bleurgh,” she says, shivering. “Oh, bleurgh. Yuck.”
“What?” asks the boy. He is sitting up now. “What happened? What did he want?”
“A kiss,” spits Lampie.
“A what?”
“A kiss.”
“From you?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
Lampie shrugs. “He just did,” she says. “That’s what men want, isn’t it? That or a quarter. But I don’t have any quarters.”
“But you do have kisses?”
Lampie sighs. Yuck, oh, yuck.
She rubs her hand over her lips. What should she do? How are they going to get inside that tent? It is getting darker and colder, and before long everything will be closed. And she does not want to go back home. Fish will see his mother today—and that is that. So should she just do it?
She sighs. Just one, two, three, eyes closed—and hup, they can go into the tent. She thinks about Uncle Earl and she feels a bit sick.
Inside the cart, Edward is wondering what he is actually doing here. He feels cold under his blanket, and the world around him is suddenly so big: music, noise, and shouting on every side. Someone might come along at any moment and pull off his blanket, and look and point and scream. He is tired of all the new things around him, tired of getting frights all the time, and his head is suddenly filled with all sorts of thoughts about things he never had to think about before. Mothers. Lips. Kisses.
He fidgets around; the cart is terribly uncomfortable. Why would anyone want to do that, to kiss someone? To have someone else’s spit on their cheek. On their mouth. In their mouth…
“Bleurgh,” he says, just like the girl. He peers up at her; in the semi-darkness he can just about make out her face, her mouth, her lips, which look pretty soft, and pink, and spit-free too.
“Fine!” he says, so loud that it makes her jump. “Then we just won’t do it. We’re going. Take me home. Now.”
He wishes he was already there, under the bed as usual, where he belongs.
“No.” Lampie shakes her head. “I’ll think of something. Let’s go back.”
She pushes Edward back under his blanket, even though he still has a lot to say, and pulls the cart back across the field, past a group of slurring men who almost stumble over her.
“Hey, look out!” she barks at them.
“Look out yourself, chickie!” one of the men shouts while the others go on singing:
“Oh, down on the quay where the red lights shine,
We’ll drink our fill of whisky and wine!
A night of good cheer, with flagons of beer,
And…”
“Hey, wait a moment, chickie,” the same voice calls again. “Where are you off to with that cart?”
Get lost! thinks Lampie. All of you, you can just get lost! She is going to walk on, straight ahead, and go over there to the man in the ticket booth, and somehow…
“Lampie?”
She almost bumps into someone again. But then she is not looking where she is going. She sees a tall, thin man leaning over toward her. He is standing with his back to one of the torches that are being lit all over the fairground now, but she still recognizes him instantly.
“Hello, Mr. Rosewood,” she says.
the Rosewoods
“It really is you!” Mr. Rosewood reaches out his hand as if he wants to stroke Lampie’s head, but he does not do it. “Lampie!” he says. “How good to see you, child. I’ve thought about you so often. How are you doing?”
Lampie shrugs. How is she doing? She is angry and she is worried, here with Fish in this big, open field, and she is cold, and she is anxious about something she doesn’t think she can do, just to get some money.
“I’m fine,” she says.
“And how about your father? I haven’t seen him for so…People are saying that…Is it true that…?”
Before Lampie can hear what people are saying, a small woman comes striding quickly across the dark swamp that the fairground has become. She pushes her husband to one side and stands right in front of Lampie.
“Ha!” says Mrs. Rosewood. “So here she is! At the fair!” She looks Lampie up and down, and then stares at her cart. “You see!” She thumps her husband’s arm. “And after what everyone said…Locked up in that terrible house, that’s what they said. Eaten up by that monster, my goodness. Well, I said, I don’t believe it, not one bit, but if it’s true, I said, if it’s true, then I’ll tear up the bill for what they still owe us. Because that’s what I’m like, you know—”
“Hilda,” says Mr. Rosewood with a sigh. “Do calm down, my love. We’re just happy that Lampie is still alive, aren’t we?”
“Yes, delighted!” cries the grocer’s wife. “And with all her arms and legs still attached, or so it would seem. Walking around here, having fun. With our money. That’s right. You might not think so, but it’s true. We’ve never seen a cent, so—”
“So nothing.” Mr. Rosewood hooks his arm around his wife’s elbow. “So we’ll leave Lampie in peace, and we’ll go home now. You did want to go home, didn’t you?”
But Mrs. Rosewood does not move an inch. “So, whatever you have there in that cart, it actually belongs to us. Whatever it might be.” All three of them look at the lump under the blanket. “Actually…what is it?”
“That is none of our business!” hisses Mr. Rosewood. “We’re going, Hilda. Now.”
“And so are we,” says Lampie quickly. “Um, I mean, so am I. There’s something I need to…”
Mrs. Rosewood pulls her arm free and walks up to the cart. “What is it? What do you have in there?”
“Nothing.” Lampie is suddenly sick of the whole adventure. Why won’t everyone just leave her alone?
“Nothing that is any of our business,” Mr. Rosewood says.
“Nonsense, it is very much our business!” Mrs. Rosewood reaches out her hand to the blanket, under which something is
clearly breathing.
“Oh, Hilda, please! Just stop it, let things be, leave this child alone, leave me…”
But Mrs. Rosewood has never listened to her husband before—and now is no exception. She wants to know. She wants to talk about it tomorrow in the shop, and “something mysterious under a blanket” is not much of a story. What is it? What is under there? She reaches out to touch the blanket, which slowly starts to rise. Something growls, and in the shadows she sees what she already suspected.
“Eek!” she shrieks. “It’s the monster, the monster from the Black House!”
No one can scream quite as well as the grocer’s wife. The sound slices through the evening air, and the entire field of fairgoers looks in her direction. What a story this is going to make tomorrow! She can’t wait. She wants to pull off more of the blanket, to take a better look, but the child is already dragging the cart away.
“Oh, help! Help me!” cries Mrs. Rosewood. “It bit me; the monster bit me! I’m bleeding. I’m bleeding to death. Oh, oh, just look!”
From under his blanket, Edward stares at Lampie with dark, scared eyes. He shakes his head.
“I didn’t do anything. I didn’t bite her! Not even a nip!”
All around them, more voices start screaming. Everywhere people are screaming: “The monster! It’s the monster!”
“The what? Really?” People come running to see. Lots of people.
“Which monster is this?”
“That monster from the Black House! It just bit off half of her hand. I saw it with my own eyes!”
“Where? Where is it?” Most of them are looking in the wrong direction, or up in the air, as though they are expecting to see some giant creature. Mrs. Rosewood disappears into the crowd. Lampie tries to push her way through, but she keeps getting jostled to and fro, and the cart almost topples over.
“Let me past! Let me through!” she shouts. No one hears her; no one gets out of the way. But suddenly the cart feels much easier to pull. A big hand has taken hold of the wooden handle and is helping to tug the cart.
“This way.” Mr. Rosewood takes charge, steering the cart straight through the curious crowd. He points back over his shoulder.
“There it is! Over there! It’s terrifying. Go and take a look!”
The crowd excitedly runs in the wrong direction.
“Come on,” he says, beckoning Lampie and pulling the cart across the field. He stops in the shadow between two tents. Lampie, unable to keep up with his big strides, runs after him, puffing and panting.
“Fish,” she says. “Fish, how are you doing?” She places her hand on the blanket, which the shivering boy has pulled tightly around himself.
“Home,” says the blanket. “Home, home, home.”
“Of course,” whispers Lampie, stroking his head. “We’re going. We’re leaving soon.” She sighs. It’s failed. The whole plan has failed. And tomorrow the fair will be gone, and it will not be back for another year.
And she still doesn’t know if the mermaid is…
“If you go that way,” says Mr. Rosewood quietly, “you’ll hardly bump into anyone.”
Lampie can see him looking at the cart with Edward in it. But he does not say anything.
“He’s not a monster,” she says. “He’s really not. He’s…”
Mr. Rosewood shakes his head. “I don’t need to know.” He looks at the crush in the distance. They can hear shouting and screaming. People are still looking for the monster or for some other form of entertainment, because the last evening of the fair is always one big chaotic mess.
“I’m off to see if Mrs. Rosewood needs rescuing,” he says with a sigh. “Which she probably doesn’t.” He takes a few coins from his pocket and gives them to the girl. “And I’m sorry about…For…She’s not really like that, you know. Or she never used to be. Or maybe…” He sighs again. “Or maybe I just wasn’t looking properly.”
Lampie opens her hand carefully, so that nothing falls out. She sees a pile of coins, including some quarters, at least three of them.
“Can we go now?” whines Edward from the cart. “Can we go home?”
“Hmm…” says Lampie. “Maybe not right away.”
aunt sparkling diamond
Inside the tent it is mercifully quiet. Earl barely looked up when Lampie put two quarters on the counter but just raised an eyebrow and waved her through. Finally.
It is darker than the last time. Candles are burning in the alcoves to the left and right. The Phenomenal Freaks look up in surprise as Lampie walks by.
“Another one?” mutters the bird-woman. “Isn’t it dinner time yet? Go on, then. Just a quick look.” She climbs down from her stool and flutters around a bit: the thin black feathers attached to her costume dance about.
The fat bearded lady stands up and stares at the girl with the cart, but Lampie passes right by. The conjoined twins are playing cards with themselves. One of the heads glances up.
“Hello, child. Have you come to feed us today?”
The other one does not look. “Who’s coming to feed us?”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, go and ask.”
“Ask who?”
“That girl.”
“Which girl?”
Their voices fade away as Lampie turns the corner. Then she stops. Edward has pushed his blanket down a little. She can see his eyes.
“Here?” he whispers.
“Shh! Yes, in that tank. Do you see?” She pulls the cart a little closer. There they are again: the glittering mermaids, the tridents, the fountains of blood, and the dirty aquarium beneath.
Edward sits up and the blanket slides off him. “In there?” He wrinkles his nose as he looks at the tank of brown water. “I can’t see anything.”
“Stay under your blanket!” hisses Lampie. “Someone might come in!” She pulls the blanket a little higher over the boy and drags the cart closer to the tank. “She’s in there. Can’t you see? At the back, that dark—”
Suddenly the mermaid’s face appears, looming out of a cloud of algae and pressing up against the glass. Her green hair fans out; her big pitch-black eyes seem to be searching for something—and they find Fish. He looks at her. His jaw drops. She presses herself even closer to the glass, her nose, mouth, and cheeks becoming white and flat. A stream of bubbles flows from her mouth.
Fish makes a quiet sound. He stares and stares. The blanket has slipped off again.
“I thought so,” says a voice. Lampie is so startled that she actually jumps. “I thought you’d come back. I could tell by looking at you.” The dwarf is inside the dark tent now, hands on hips, a cigarette in the corner of his mouth. But he looks friendly enough, and he is smiling. “And not alone, I see.”
Edward tries to pull up the blanket as quickly as he can, but he gets himself in a tangle.
“Peekaboo! I see you!” says the dwarf cheerfully. “I’d already spotted you in there. So where on earth did you find that?” he asks Lampie. “Under your bed?”
“Um…” Lampie tries to help Edward with his blanket, but it slides onto the ground.
“Stupid child! Idiot!” the boy hisses at her. “I can bite, you know. I’ll bite you to pieces!” He growls at the dwarf and shows his teeth. “Just ask her!”
“Oh, I believe you, Fishtail.” The dwarf calmly picks up the blanket off the dirty floor, shakes it out, and lays it over the boy again. “So have you come to visit your family?”
Fish looks back at the mermaid. Is that what she is?
“In my case, it’s a deformity,” he says with an angry nod at his legs. “They’re already getting stronger too. I just need to do a lot of practice.”
“Oh, lad,” says the dwarf. “Of course. I can see that.” Then he holds out a hand to Lampie. “Hello, my sweet girl. My name’s Oswald.”
Lampie t
akes his hand. “Emilia,” she says shyly. “But people call me Lampie.”
“Lampie,” says the dwarf with a grin. “Perfect. And this is?”
“Edward,” says Lampie.
“Fish,” says Fish. He can’t take his eyes off the aquarium. There is a ladder behind the canvas for when Earl feeds the mermaid. Oswald fetches it.
“Would you like to go in there with her?” he asks Fish. “I can get Lanky Lester to lift you into the tank. The tall one. And you can go for a little swim with your auntie, eh?”
“We think she’s his mother,” whispers Lampie. “Or, um, that’s what I thought anyway.”
The dwarf narrows his eyes. “I doubt it,” he says. “Shouldn’t think so. But we can always ask. Well?” he asks. “Do you want to go swimming?”
Fish frantically shakes his head. “No! I can’t!” He gives Lampie a shove. “You know that! I can’t let my head go underwater!”
“Fine, then,” says Oswald, and he climbs the ladder himself. “She’d enjoy it though.”
“How do you know that, Mr.…um?…”
“Just call me Oswald.”
“Can you understand her, um…Oswald? Do you talk to her?”
“Sometimes,” says the dwarf. He rolls up his jacket sleeve and puts one hand in the water. “She nearly always says the same thing.”
A white, almost transparent hand comes from below and takes his. But through the muddy water, the mermaid’s eyes go on staring at the boy in his cart. There are bubbles coming from her mouth, which burst as they reach the surface of the water.
“No, not your mother,” says Oswald. “But she does know who you are. She’s your, um…some kind of aunt, I believe. They looked for you, she says.”
Fish’s eyes grow big and round. “But who? And when? And wh-where?”
The dwarf on the ladder closes his eyes. “Sparkling Diamond,” he says. “That’s her name.”
Lampie looks at the greenish-brown thing floating in the water. Sparkling Diamond?