by D. J. Herda
Chi-Town Blues
City Blues
D. J. Herda
Published by Elektra Press, LLC, 2020.
This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.
CHI-TOWN BLUES
First edition. September 1, 2020.
Copyright © 2020 D. J. Herda.
ISBN: 978-1393569732
Written by D. J. Herda.
D. J. Herda
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Table of Contents
ONE: Double Jeopardy
TWO: Fisher of Men
THREE: Greatness
FOUR: The Tenants
FIVE: The Union
SIX: Trapped!
ONE: Double Jeopardy
A COCKROACH POKED ITS head out from beneath the bureau across the room. Several times it peeked out, paused, and sniffed the air like a golden retriever getting a fix before it scurried back to safety.
Bastard!
"Yes, Mrs. Martinowicz," I said. "I mean, no." The insect was proving to be a welcomed diversion to the endless harangue falling from the woman’s lips. She droned on for an hour, pausing only long enough to ask a quick question, never long enough to hear an answer, and then asking it again a few minutes later. She'd enjoyed a happy childhood in Poland, selling flowers to the peasantry in her dear, since-deceased grandmother's shop. She eventually moved to America, met and married her husband, and lost him only two years ago. A yellow tear formed in the corner of one eye, beading up to enormous proportions before scaling its way slowly down a complexion so parched and crinkled, you could have read the Preamble in it.
"You know, excuse me, Mr. Joseph, sir, such a beautiful, such an elegant name as that ... excuse me for saying that the trouble with this American people is all this, this ... fooling around that so many people ... and the women ... do. It's a sin, excuse me, how these old hags who could scare the Frankenstein, how they smear all this makeup stuff all over their faces and they put on these short dresses, these skirts, and it's a sin how they chase after some men, now, isn't it? But, you know, Mr. Joseph, sir, I feel sorry for them, because they're all empty people inside ... with this sexy business and all. And I can't stand empty people. I can't stand people who don't use the brains the good God gave them. Excuse me for saying it, Mr. Joseph, sir, darling, but I just can't stand no empty people!”
"Mrs. Martinowicz ..." I pulled my legs back beneath my chair and stood up. "I'll take it."
Mrs. Martinowicz patted the ball of yellow hair tacked to the back of her head. "Then you don't want it, no?"
"No. I mean, yes, I want it. I'll take the apartment. I’d like to rent it. Starting today.”
"Oh, my God, can you believe it? Such an elegant young gentleman like yourself to want such an old place like this. That is a gift from the God. Believe me, sir, a gift from the God. Most people today, these empty-headed people, they don’t want no old place like this. But you know what, Mr. Joseph, darling? They are all for show, these people. They all want to say, ‘Look at me, what I got on the outside,’ and inside ..." She made a circular motion with her finger. “They are all just empty people inside.”
"I have to go now, Mrs. Martinowicz. I'm on my lunch hour from the bank. I don't have many things to move in here in the way of furniture and all. Mostly clothes. A few boxes. I could do it tonight easy, if that works for you. Around six?"
I handed her the security deposit and the first month’s rent and observed how she signed her name, Mrs. Josephine Martinowicz, on the receipt, which she folded twice and handed to me. I'd had some training in handwriting analysis and found it fascinating, studying people's natures and comparing that to what their writing revealed. It was more than a pastime with me. It was a vice.
"Then, Mr. Joseph, sir, I see you tonight at six, and I give you your key then, no?”
“Sounds great. I’m looking forward to it. Oh, and one more thing. About my mail ...”
She held up her hand and led me out the door to the front of the building. “Right here,” she said, pointing to an aging steel box standing guard over the steps leading up to the street and my future happiness. “This is your mailbox. I’ll give you the key for that tonight, too. It’s Apartment 1-B.” She pointed to a label on the front. “See?”
I saw.
My mind raced as I hiked the stairs leading to the walk.
What a hole! Who would have imagined? Me, a rising, button-down-collar man at the First. A junior officer. But, then again, it won’t be intolerable. For a while. That’s all it will take. If everything goes well, I’ll be settled in by Saturday. Within a few short weeks, I'll be rich.
And then I’ll be gone.
THE LAST TWO PEOPLE filed out of the department except for a couple of tellers and Lynn, an assistant accountant who looked up, caught my eye, and waved from across the room. I smiled and waved back as she swung around in her chair and buried herself in a file cabinet. Good kid. I opened my bottom desk drawer and pulled out a stack of mimeographed sheets. Slowly, I ran my finger up and down the list, stopping finally at account number 74775.
"Martinowicz," I whispered.
Quickly my fingers followed the line of print after her name. Address? Four East Maple, Chicago, Illinois, 60606. Telephone? 312-659-1121. Credit Rating? AAA. Loans in Force? None. Amount on Account? $673,244.
"No lunch, Joe?"
The voice startled me. "What?"
"I say, aren't you going to lunch?" Mr. Cox learned over my shoulder. I wanted to close the sheaf of papers before me or set them print-side down on my desk. But neither would do. That would surely make him suspicious. No, I'd just have to sit tight and hope for the best. Just wait for whatever happened.
"Oh. No, no." I pointed to a wrapped sandwich sitting next to my phone. "I thought I'd just eat in today. You know, catch up on a little work. I want to run some figures I've been working on. For a mortgage that one of our customers is applying for." I hoped he wouldn't notice the sweat forming on my brow. “I figured I’d use the 5660.”
"Bernice?" Fred turned toward the computer sitting in a room across the hall. "If she can't do it, nobody can. Of course, you have to treat her right, you understand. Just like any woman. You can kick her around a little and push her to the limit, get her fired up as all hell. Then, just when you think the love affair is over, you give her a pat on the processor, tickle her BIOS, and she'll purr like a kitten." Fred winked.
"Oh ... yes, sir." I forced an awkward laugh. "Very good, sir. I'll have to remember that one."
"Well, I'm off now. Be back in an hour in case anybody asks for me."
That would be a first, I thought. I followed the hollow sound of his hard-soled shoes down the corridor and across the hall. Pause. More sounds, followed by the slamming of the elevator door as the fiberglass-and-steel cage whisked its occupant to the 14th-floor cafeteria. My pulse suddenly dropped twenty points, and I took my first breath in a minute-and-a-half. I patted the sweat rolling down my temples.
Stupid, Joe. Very stupid. If you’re going to do this thing, you have to do it right. No chance for slip-ups. Absolutely none. Otherwis
e, don’t do it at all. I'm not going to spend the next thirty years of my life in Joliet because you fucked up. Uh-uh!
I glanced around before returning to the list, copying all the information I needed and shredding the rest. Then I got up and keyed a username into the computer. I punched some figures in, entered the access code and the password I’d seen Fred use a thousand times before—asshole!—and updated the information for account number 74775. After that, I went across the hall to Internal Security. As I expected, the department was vacant except for Marge.
"Hey. Hi, Marge."
"Joe. How are you doing? "
I shrugged. "Oh, you know. Busy, busy. Like they say, no rest for the wick—...” I caught myself. “—uhh, weary."
Some other time, she might have tempted me to stick around awhile. You know, sling a little hash. Marge had the smoothest curves and the sweetest smile I'd ever seen. Strawberry blonde mane, teased just enough to make it stand out from every other woman on earth but not enough to make her look cheap, you know? And when she walked, her firm, well-rounded buttocks swayed poetically—the kind of sway that tells a man she's a woman of vast experience ... all carnal. And not averse to putting it to use.
"Say, I need to use Bernice for a bit. I have to scan in some new customer signature cards. Alright by you?"
She threw her shoulders back and motioned with her arms, her bosoms shifting precipitously. "Let me know if you need any help."
I had to struggle to remember why I was there. In fact, for a brief moment, I was tempted to feel her out on the whole thing. You know, in a “just-kidding” sort of way. Tell her I had a plan for making a quick bundle and ask if she’d be interested in joining me. Something like a junior partner. With senior assets. Something in the way she smiled told me she wasn't exactly above it all. And she'd be good company along the way. Guaranteed.
But it was too risky. I knew that. There was too much at stake. Too much riding on everything going smoothly. I needed a foolproof plan, one hundred percent. And that meant no one else could know what I was up to. After all, there were a million Margaret Maddings down in Mexico. Plenty to last me for the rest of my days. And with the money I'd soon have, I'd be able to sample each and every one of them.
I turned the scanner on, punched in the account number, and waited as the machine whirred into action. On the oversized screen appeared the name, "Josephine Martinowicz." Below it was a scan of her signature. I revised the name on the file, deleted and resigned the signature line, and saved everything back into the computer. I ran a copy onto a new thumb drive that I slipped into my pocket. Now, the file read, "J. Martinowicz" with a signature that matched.
My signature.
Next, I made a slight altercation to her mailing address: From “Four E. Maple St., Chicago,” to “Six Playa del Real, Acapulco.”
Okay, I mused, maybe not all that slight.
I signed my name as a witnessing officer of the bank and stepped over to the printer where I slipped a dozen blank withdrawal slips into the hopper. I watched mesmerized as the printer spit out the new slips just as the elevator bell rang. I turned to see two tellers returning from lunch. I closed out the account and walked back toward Marge, eyeing her cautiously so as not to arouse suspicion. Well, that’s done,” I said, smiling. “Thanks. Catch you later.”
“You get what you were after?”
“Hmm?” I paused, trying to gauge the meaning behind her words. “Oh, yeah. Sure. Thanks, again. No problem.”
I turned to leave when she stopped me short. “Just a minute.”
Oh, crap. I stopped and looked back, arching my brows.
“Yes? Anything wrong?” Shit. Why did I say that. It was practically an open invitation to start her thinking. And wondering.
“I was wondering.”
Crap!
“Do you have plans for dinner tonight?”
“Dinner?” I let out a soft breath and thought for several seconds, taking in suddenly the flush of wildflowers wafting in from some illusory window overlooking some make-believe meadow covered in imaginary blooms. Confused, I shook my head. “No. No, can’s say that I have. Why?”
“I was just thinking. Why don’t we grab something together? Nothing fancy. Maybe Gino’s for pizza and a beer?” Her eyes glistened, shimmering like those of a cat on the prowl.
I shrugged. Why all of a sudden? I wondered. I thought for a brief moment that she might somehow have gotten suspicious, and then I stuffed that crazy notion right into the shredder. Besides, what could go wrong with a harmless dinner with an even more harmless coworker?
“Besides,” she added, “I received some good news this morning, and I don’t feel like celebrating alone.”
“Oh? What good news?”
She smiled—that cat again—and I could swear I heard her purr.
“Uh-uh. I’ll tell you tonight.”
I smiled and nodded. “It’s a date.”
“Great. Let’s make it at eight. I’ll meet you there.”
I took her in more closely, the eyes, the crooked smile, the kind of cockiness that comes from a woman who’s just a little too sure of herself just a little too soon into a relationship. Any relationship.
“Sounds like a plan,” I said as she leaned across her desk, laying her hand on mine, the chasm between her breasts exhorting me home. I swallowed. “But, uhh, that’s a little late, isn’t it? Why don’t we make it seven? Before the crowds. That line starts to form pretty early.”
She smiled wider, a wickedness to her grin, as she squeezed my hand. “Eight,” she said again, more firmly this time. “And don’t keep me waiting.”
I must have raised my brows because she released my hand and sat back in her chair, crossing one shapely pin over the other, her skirt hiking up provocatively. “I don’t know,” I said, pressing my point and shifting my head to one side for a better view. “Eight is a little past my bedtime.”
“You can make an exception tonight. It’s Friday. Besides ...” She popped her mouth into a perfect “O” and slid her tongue across her lower lip. “I’ll be sure to make it worth your while.” She threw me one last provocative wink, her eyes locked on mine as I headed back toward the executive suite.
I entered the office and slid back behind my desk, feeling for the deposit slips in my pocket. It had been all so simple. In with a wink and a smile. A minor change to a customer’s signature card. Out with a handful of signed withdrawal slips and a dinner date. What could have been easier? It was all so perfect.
Too perfect.
Except that it hadn’t been too perfect at all. In fact, it was a little unnerving, even though I’d fantasized about it for months. Sitting across a table in a cozy booth entombed by ancient fresco walls and a ceiling painted with swirling cherubs, a single candle in an old Chianti bottle lighting the table, two people flirting shamelessly. I wondered why I’d never thought of it before. Except I’d always felt that dating someone at the office was a bad idea. You know what they say about shitting where you eat.
But even if it had been a bad idea, it wasn’t any longer. After finishing our coffee, she asked me where I lived, and I told her around the corner on Maple. She broke into a devious smile.
“What?” I asked, wondering what she found so amusing.
“I know,” she said. “I checked the records.”
So we climbed up the steps of the café and out onto Rush and rounded the corner at Maple just half a block from where I lived. We slipped down the stairs to my flat like two kids on a scavenger hunt and rolled around in bed like a couple of acolytes from the Church of Perpetual Heat. And after I’d scrubbed every lingering glint of color from her lips and fondled those magnificent breasts and stroked her where it was appreciated the most and she’d zeroed in on her target for the evening and had me begging for release before she lay back—the sweat on her chest, her belly, her thighs glistening and her bosom heaving ... well, after a couple of hours of that, I dozed off and slept the sleep of the dead.
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nbsp; Until five the next morning. That’s when I rolled over and reached out to find her ... Gone!
Popping up onto my elbows, I peered out of the bedroom toward the front door. She had stopped there, pausing to fasten the last of the buttons on her blouse, when she looked up.
“Sorry. I didn’t want to wake you. You were sleeping so soundly. I was going to slip out and call you later.”
“That’s okay.” I took her all in, ran my eyes across her from head to toe. She still looked good. “Where are you going?”
“I’ve got to get home.”
What? My eyes popped open wide. Home? Oh, shit! That’s why I’d never come on to her before. How could I have been so stupid! Of course. That’s why she’d always seemed so unapproachable! Because she was!
“To ... to your husband?”
She grinned. “To my pro. My neighbor Dee and I take tennis lessons on Saturday. She’ll get suspicious if I don’t show.”
I took a deep breath and exhaled, shaking as many cobwebs from my head as I could without spilling out what little remained of my brains. “Will I see you again tonight?”
She shook her head. “I’ve got plans tonight. Business.”
“Oh.”
“But you’ll see me tomorrow morning at Francie’s. For breakfast. At nine. Sharp. I don’t like cold blintzes.”
I sighed. Blintzes.
“Then maybe we can catch that Pissarro retrospective at the Art Institute before going to my place to watch an old Bogie movie and make love in front of the fireplace.”
Oh!
Suddenly, she strode halfway back toward the bedroom door, her movements so quick I thought she was going to pounce on me when she stopped. “And, just so you don’t forget ...”
She reached down, hiked up her skirt, and slipped her tangerine panties down first one long, limber leg and then the other before flipping them toward me. Turning her back, she bent down at the waist, lifted her skirt again, and flashed me before standing back up and straightening out.