Using a large spoon, place dollops onto a cookie sheet. Bake at 375 for approximately ten to twelves minutes.
Shit-Faced Fruit Salad
1 bottle complementary shampoo—oops, I mean champagne
3 mini-bar vodkas, okay 4
1 mini-bar Midori (if available, other citrus liqueur works too, or not, whatever)
1 twenty-minute argument over whether to add 7-up. Don’t.
Most of the complementary fruit basket, including: sliced banana, orange (slices and juice thereof), sliced kiwi, crushed melon, sliced apple and whatever else looks yummy.
Place sliced fruit into the hotel ice bucket. Stir. Add alcohol. Let sit for two to three hours or until you run out of patience.
Adapt to whatever hotel you’re staying in.
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Finalist for the Lambda Award in Gay Mystery, Boystown: Three Nick Nowak Mysteries takes place in Chicago during the early 1980s. Haunted by his abrupt departure from the Chicago Police Department and the end of his relationship with librarian Daniel Laverty, Nick Nowak is a beat cop-turned-dogged private investigator. In this first book of the best-selling series, Nick works through three cases: a seemingly simple missing persons search, an arson investigation, and a suicide that turns out to be anything but. While working the cases, Nick moves through a series of casual relationships until he meets homicide detective Bert Harker and begins a tentative relationship.
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A new mystery series from the award-winning author of the Boystown and Pinx Mystery series.
Things have not been going well for Henry Milch. After a Saturday night clubbing in his beloved West Hollywood, he took one pill too many and ended up banished to northern lower Michigan to live on a farm with his ultra-conservative grandmother. It was that or rehab. While working a part-time job for the local land conservancy he stumbles across a dead body in the snow—as if things couldn’t get worse. But then things take a turn for the better, there’s a reward for information leading the man’s killer. All Henry has to do is find the murderer, claim the reward and he can go back to his real life in L.A.
"The acerbic wit and imperfect cast of characters portrayed in this accurate, if not perfect, community, hits its mark. The Less Than Spectacular Times of Henry Milch begins what promises to be a thoroughly engaging murder mystery series sure to be another tick in the win column for author Marshall Thornton." Lisa, The Novel Approach Reviews
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Also by Marshall Thornton
IN THE BOYSTOWN MYSTERIES SERIES
The Boystown Prequels
(Little Boy Dead & Little Boy Afraid)
Boystown: Three Nick Nowak Mysteries
Boystown 2: Three More Nick Nowak Mysteries
Boystown 3: Two Nick Nowak Novellas
Boystown 4: A Time for Secrets
Boystown 5: Murder Book
Boystown 6: From the Ashes
Boystown 7: Bloodlines
Boystown 8: The Lies That Bind
Boystown 9: Lucky Days
Boystown 10: Gifts Given
Boystown 11: Heart’s Desire
Boystown 12: Broken Cord
Boystown 13: Fade Out
IN THE PINX VIDEO MYSTERIES SERIES
Night Drop
Hidden Treasures
Late Fees
Rewind
Cash Out
OTHER BOOKS
The Perils of Praline
Desert Run
Full Release
The Ghost Slept Over
My Favorite Uncle
Femme
Praline Goes to Washington
Aunt Belle’s Time Travel & Collectibles
Masc
Never Rest
The Less Than Spectacular Times of Henry Milch
Marshall Thornton writes two popular mystery series, the Boystown Mysteries and the Pinx Video Mysteries. He has won the Lambda Award for Gay Mystery three times. His books Code Name: Liberty and Femme have been Lambda finalists for Best Gay Romance. Other books include My Favorite Uncle, The Ghost Slept Over and Masc, the sequel to Femme. He is a member of Mystery Writers of America.
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