Starting from the Flower Blossom Tier, even if martial artists ate, the benefitial things would be absorbed by the body while the impurities would be discharged through the skin; the entire person was without grime and contamination, and definitely didn’t have the need to relieve oneself.
Now, he simply wanted to empty his bowls, unleashing stuff to his heart’s content.
“Look, you’ve got bad luck as expected,” Ling Han said with a smile.
Small Saber King wanted to unleash his saber, but pu , he farted loudly, and his face turned green. That urge became more and more intense; it was useless even if he clamped his legs tightly, unable to hold it back in at all.
“You, you wait!” Small Saber King was a reputable person anyhow, and wouldn’t possibly fight while spraying out shit. He hurriedly turned, twisting his butt to leave. He scuttled into a bush, and instantly, the grumble of his stomach was like thunder rolls, echoing pi li pa la , impossible to stop once it started.
“Respects! Respects!” Ling Han said from afar. “Small Saber King is impressive as expected, a maneuver of stench to assail enemies is simply unprecedented. Truly can’t learn it even if one wanted to!”
Small Saber King wanted to retort, but his stomach was still rolling in waves, and he instantly let out a smothered groan, holding his breath and pushing it all out satisfyingly.
“Take an arrow!” Ling Han drew Sunset Bow, and the arrow already mounted on the string.
“Ling Han, you have no shame!” Small Saber King roared angrily. Without Hu Niu restraining him, he actually didn’t fear Ling Han’s marksmanship, but with his current situation, was he going to swing his saber while spurting stuff out of the other end?
“Against a deranged person like you, what standards need to be held?” Ling Han fired an arrow. He was also furious to the extreme; Small Saber King killed the people of two villages in cold blood, and Ling Han fired this arrow despite knowing that it would only cut Small Saber King an even sorrier figure, still deciding to waste it for once.
Xiu , the arrow turned into a streak of white light, firing out like a flying dragon in the sky.
Small Saber King had no choice but to swing his saber to ward it off. With his butt bare, that look was truly wretched to the extreme.
“Ling Han, if I don’t kill you, I swear I won’t be able to live…’”
Pu!
Before he finished his fierce words, he was forced to squat down again, defecating to his heart’s content.
“Kill me? I’m the one that’s going to kill you!” Ling Han snorted, and no longer attacked, turning to leave.
The opponent still had a diamond puppet, which was probably searching for him separately. It had already been a long while, and presumably, Small Saber King had already summoned the puppet through a mystic art. If he didn’t leave now, he would have to hide in the Black Tower again.
He used the Demon Fairy Step, fluttering in the wind and moving further away. From afar, he still seemed to be able to hear that thunder-like sound of diarrhea.
Spiritual Infant Tier was strong even in this aspect!
After three days, Ling Han arrived at a city.
The decorative pattern on the Vial of Curses had already dimmed. Small Saber King’s drop of blood had been exhausted, and he could no longer be cursed. Ling Han found it a pity; if he could make Small Saber King die from diarrhea, it would actually vent his anger.
He summoned both Zhu Xuan Er and Hu Niu. The three walked on the streets, but soon they saw that people were pointing fingers at them. After a while, Ling Han discovered that portraits of him and Hu Niu were posted over the city.
This was a bounty notice, which said if one discovered their whereabouts and provided the information, one would receive a large amount of rewards. However, the bounty only had him and Hu Niu’s portraits, but not their names.
Apparently, Small Saber King issued the bounty; presumably, he still had some qualms, not daring to mention Ling Han’s name—after all, Ling Han was a Heaven Grade alchemist. If one publicly set a bounty for one, wouldn’t they have to fear the Alchemy Society’s thunderous rage?
…He was currently only in the Spiritual Infant Tier, and hadn’t advanced into Shattering Void Tier, which would let him to do whatever he wished.
Ling Han hurriedly left with Hu Niu and Zhu Xuan Er. As expected, Small Saber King chased over shortly. He, Hu Niu, and Zhu Xuan Er entered the Black Tower, changed their appearance with Disguise Pill, and then appeared overtly again.
“Ling Han!” Just as they were about to leave the city, Small Saber King charged over, aiming right for Ling Han and Hu Niu with a saber slash, like an immortal beyond the skies.
How’d this guy discover them when they were disguised?
Ling Han was astounded, hurriedly employing the Demon Fairy Step to evade, while Hu Niu turned into a flash of lightning, charging towards Small Saber King.
“You want to use the same old moves in front of me twice?” Small Saber King sneered.
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The bracelet on Small Saber King’s wrist suddenly lit up and fired a light beam towards Hu Niu, confining her. Rushing, the little girl opened her mouth and bit down repeatedly, severing the light beam and obtaining freedom again.
Xiu , Ling Han fired an arrow, but didn’t use the Sunset Bow. Instead, he’d directly used his body as a bow and Origin Power as the arrow because there wasn’t enough time for him to take out the Sunset Bow.
Small Saber King, however, didn’t dare to be careless. His figure flashed, dodging Ling Han’s attack, but missing the best chance to attack Hu Niu.
The arrow of Origin Power brushed past his body, Small Saber King then realized that this arrow’s power was far from comparable to the one earlier, and revealed a furious look out of shame. The dignified Small Saber King, the strongest prodigy in the middle state, was actually tricked by Ling Han, frightened by his not-so-strong skill, missing the best chance to take down the little girl.
This little girl’s body hid the secrets of the Thunderclap Ninth Heaven, which he was determined to obtain.
“Hu Niu, come back!” Ling Han shouted. He didn’t want the little girl to take any more risks.
Hu Niu promptly nodded, and jumped back in a flash, making a wry face at Small Saber King, and saying, “Stinky!”
Small Saber King assumed that Hu Niu was mocking the shameful incident a few days ago when he shat his brains out. This seemed to him a great humiliation, and a scar that couldn’t be revealed, so when he was mocked openly by Hu Niu, killing intent instantly filled the air.
“Go!” Under watchful eyes, Ling Han didn’t want to use the Black Tower. He grabbed Hu Niu with the left hand and Zhu Xuan Er with the right hand, using the Demon Fairy Step and taking to his heels at once.
However, after taking only two steps, he instantly felt a bad premonition, hurriedly shifting his feet and flying towards the side.
Peng!
A heavy punch landed on the streets and instantly set off a wave of dust. If Ling Han didn’t change the direction in which he advanced, he would definitely be directly smashed by the fist. The diamond puppet’s figure appeared; its transparent body refracted rays of light, appearing extremely peculiar.
The wave of dust swirled by, and a large pit at over ten meter deep appeared in the streets, extremely frightening.
Ling Han and the girls spurted out blood; although they evaded the attack in time, they were still affected. The power of the Deity Transformation Tier was terrifying, making the three sustain injuries simply from being scraped.
“Where do you think you’re running off to?” Small Saber King said coldly, striking out with his saber. Blood instantly splattered on the streets as the passersby all suffered for it, reduced to fragments the moment the Saber Ray touched them.
This person completely treated life with indifference, being reckless and unbridled, viewing all living beings as nonentities.
Ling Han was bursting with anger, his gaze ice cold as he instantly threw out a human body; it was precisely Feng Wei Qi.
Shua , the saber light swept by.
Feng Wei Qi suddenly appeared from within the Black Tower, and without figuring out the situation, he suddenly saw a flash of saber light strike him—something he’d never anticipated. However, this saber light seemed so familiar; that modulation and that sword intent was something he’d seen many times.
It was his son!
Why was his son attacking him? Could he not be his blood-related son…? When he was younger and left home to toughen himself, could he have been cuckolded?
“Ah…” He let out a sharp and tragic scream, and was sliced into two halves by this saber light.
Small Saber King was startled. He’d never anticipated that Ling Han could actually throw out a living person from thin air. He stared blankly at Feng Wei Qi’s corpse, and couldn’t help but stagger several times.
This was his blood-related father, who he’d thought was confined somewhere by Ling Han, but who knew that Ling Han could throw him out of thin air, something he never would’ve foreseen!
“Father!” he cried out in alarm, his face pale as he almost fainted.
He could see the lives of everyone in the world as nonentities, but Feng Wei Qi was his blood-related father and the only next of kin. It made him instantly feel as if a knife pierced through his heart; for a moment, he had no thoughts at all.
Ling Han took it all in, and said coldly, “Now, do you still dare to say that all people are nobodies?”
“Ling… Han!” Small Saber King said word by word, flames bursting out of his eyes. He only had one thought now, and that was to tear Ling Han to shreds to vent his anger.
Ling Han shrugged, and said, “Don’t look at me with those eyes. Before denouncing others, look at the things you’ve done! Besides, you personally killed your old man. Tsk, tsk, tsk, considering the character of you two, father and son, this also counts as punishing one’s own relative in the cause of justice!”
“You shut up!” Small Saber King darted out; he was going to cut down Ling Han.
Ling Han treaded with the Demon Fairy Step and kept retreating.
Hong , on the other side, the diamond puppet also charged over. With the presence of the Deity Transformation Tier spread ostentatiously, it was more frightening than Small Saber King.
“Hmph, who dares to stir up trouble in my Nine Clouds City?” At this moment, a powerful presence surged out, following the appearance of a sturdy man roughly in the fifties. However, when he saw that diamond puppet, he instantly turned pale with fear and turned to run at once.
What a joke, he was only in the Spiritual Infant Tier, so how could he rival a Deity Transformation Tier being?
In the middle state, although Spiritual Infant Tier elites weren’t the top-notch elites, they could still be called experts. Thus, this person ran over ostentatiously, but actually discovered a Deity Transformation Tier troublemaker, frightening him out of his wits.
Ling Han had no intention of getting entangled here. Of the two opponents, one was at the peak stage of the Spiritual Infant Tier, and another in the Deity Transformation Tier, so he couldn’t possibly rival them. He took out the instant teleportation talisman Ma Duo Bao gave him with a smile, and said, “Brother’s done playing with you guys, off we go!”
He pretended to stick the instant teleportation talisman on his body but brought Zhu Xuan Er and Hu Niu into the Black Tower. If his expression was convincing enough, Small Saber King obviously would assume that he’d used an instant teleportation talisman run away with the two girls.
“How does he have so many instant teleportation talismans?” Small Saber King frowned. Instant Teleportation Talismans were extremely valuable, and being able to obtain one was equivalent to having one more safeguard on life, but Ling Han actually possessed two—something truly unimaginable.
“Could this have been obtained in the Twelve Palaces?” he muttered.
His gaze turned towards Feng Wei Qi’s corpse again. His killing intent churned as he clenched his fists tightly. As a son, he definitely had to exact vengeance!
“Ling Han, I’ll definitely capture you and tear you into pieces!” he said in a low voice, his expression as fierce as if a wounded beast’s.
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After Small Saber King left with the puppet, Ling Han exited the Black Tower. He stroked his chin, and said, “With someone’s shadow constantly following, I can’t always wave around the instant teleportation talisman to deceive him. I have to master the Thunderclap Ninth Heaven as soon as possible; at that time, my body will be like the lightning. Combined with the Demon Fairy Step, I’ll be able to compare with him in speed.
“I’ll wait for the appearance of the divine thunder here!”
The new year had passed, and spring had come. Once the spring season began, sudden claps of thunder would gradually occur more often. However, Ling Han’s luck truly wasn’t that great. Waiting in the city for seven days, every day was a sunny and cloudless day—the weather was finer than ever.
Just as Ling Han thought of leaving, the weather suddenly changed. The thunder rolled, and the first flash of lightning came inadvertently.
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“Damn, the heavens also like to surprise people?” Ling Han said, and immediately leapt out. Flying outside the city, he immediately activated the mystical art Thunderclap Ninth Heaven, and his body and the thunder clouds in the sky acquired some sort of special connection.
Kuang!
The first flash of lightning struck down exactly towards Ling Han, as if intentionally aiming at him.
Zi!
The power of lightning entered his body, and Ling Han was instantly shocked, being burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. This was the terrifying power of heaven and earth, which could instantly burn Ling Han into a piece of coke.
Despite almost fainting immediately, he gritted his teeth and bore the pain; if he were to faint now, then the pain he’d suffered just now would be in vain.
He hurriedly operated the Thunderclap Ninth Heaven, and guided the power of lightning around his body, transforming it with the mystic art.
Kuang , another flash of lightning descended.
Ling Han became the center of the lightning, and with the activation of the Thunderclap Ninth Heaven, each lightning received a mysterious pull, being attracted to him.
“F*ck, I haven’t even entered the Heaven Tier, yet I’m being struck by lightning!” Ling Han said, gritting his teeth—being struck by lightning didn’t feel good at all. Fortunately, this was also a normal lightning; the divine might was much greater when facing a tribulation.
Indestructible Heaven’s Scroll was also activated, repairing the damage he endured. This was an advantage that other people completely couldn’t compare to.
He made sure not to lose consciousness, and activated the mystic art Thunderclap Ninth Heaven to change his body. The power of lightning coursed through the veins and flesh in his body, allocated by the mystic art, changing Ling Han’s constitution.
This was actually quite dangerous. If he didn’t endure it, he might be struck unconscious by the lightning, and in such condition, a normal Flower Blossom Tier warrior would definitely thoroughly die in a few more strikes. Even if he didn’t die, the power of lightning would run amok within the body, which could cause immense destruction to it.
To say the least, even if there was no destruction at all, the attempt at guiding the power of lighting to change his own body would be an utter failure.
Ling Han forcibly endured the pain of the electric shock, which truly made him want to fall unconscious so that he didn’t have to endure it anymore. But, in order to become stronger, he gritted his teeth and continued to activate the mystic art, attracting more power of lightning to strike his way and enter his body.
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Zi, zi, zi , his entire person turned into a ball of white light.
Hu Niu and Zhu Xuan Er watched from afar. Zhu Xuan Er’s expression was full of worry, while Hu Niu paid it no mind, and said, “Don’t worry, Niu’s Ling Han will definitely tough it out.”
Zhu Xuan Er carried Hu Niu, nodding, but she was still extremely worried. After all, being overly concerned caused disorder, and she wasn’t crude and careless like Hu Niu.
No matter what, Hu Niu was still a little girl.
Lightning wasn’t rare, but it was rare when all of it descended towards a single direction. Soon, there were people that came over to have a look; most of them were low-level martial artists, merely at the Spiritual Pedestal or the Spiritual Ocean Tier. It was useless even if they discovered something, as they didn’t dare to approach Ling Han; who could resist against such power of heaven and earth?
Hu Niu began to chase away people, and waved her small fists, sending people flying one after another. “What are you guys trying to do to Niu’s Ling Han?” She looked like she was protecting her child.
She was too valiant, and even Spiritual Infant Tier elites found it difficult to suppress her, let alone these people who instantly scattered like birds and wild animals.
But not long after, elites also began to appear.
“The thunderbolts are falling concentratedly on the same place, so could it be a precious treasure is about to show itself to the world?” This was what these people thought. Xiu, xiu, xiu , seven Flower Blossom Tier warriors came; the older one looked to be over seventy, and the younger ones over forty. After all, even the middle state couldn’t be full of prodigies, having Flower Blossom Tier elites in their twenties at every turn.
At this time, over ten thunderbolts had already fallen. Ling Han’s entire body was covered by lightning, which was so terrifying and closely woven that no one’s eyesight or divine sense could penetrate it. Thus, everyone could only see a field of lightning, but didn’t know what was inside.
“It’s definitely a precious treasure that’s come into the world; only then would it attract the simultaneous lightning bombardment.”
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