“Your ladyship is too good. I dined on the boat — a saving of time — and am quite at your service.”
Lady Perivale told her story, Faunce watching her all the time with those tranquil eyes of his, never very keen, never restless. They were absorbent eyes, that took hold of things and held them tight; and behind the eyes there was a memory that never failed.
He watched and listened. He had heard such stories before — stones of mistaken identity. They were somewhat common in divorce court business, and he very seldom believed them, or found that they would hold water. Nor had he a high opinion of women of fashion — women who lived in rooms like this, where a reckless outlay was the chief characteristic, where choicest flowers bloomed for a day, and delicate satin pillows were tossed about the carpet for dogs to lie upon, and toys of gold and silver, jewelled watches, and valuable miniatures, were crowded upon tables to invite larceny. Yet it seemed to him that Lady Perivale’s voice rang true, or else that she was a more accomplished actress than those other women.
“Mr. Harding was right, madam,” he said, when he had heard her to the end, and had questioned her closely upon some details. “We must find out who your double is.”
“And that will be difficult, I’m afraid.”
“It may take time and patience.”
“And it will be costly no doubt; but you need not be afraid of spending money. I have no father or brother to take my part; no man-friend who cares enough for me — —” She stopped, with something like a sob in her voice.
“I have nothing but my money.”
“That is not a bad thing to begin the battle with, Lady Perivale, “answered Faunce, with his shrewd smile; “but money is not quite such an important factor in my operations as most people think. If things cannot be found out in a fairly cheap manner they cannot be found out at all. When a detective tells you he has to offer large bribes to get information, you may take it from me that he is either a fool or a cheat. Common sense is the thing we have most use for, and a capacity for putting two and two together and making the result equal a hundred.”
“And when you have found this shameless creature what are we to do? Mr. Harding says I can’t bring an action for slander, because I am not a housemaid, and loss of character doesn’t mean loss of my daily bread.”
“There are other kinds of actions.”
“What — what action that I could bring? I should like to go to law with every friend I ever had. I think I shall spend the rest of my days in the law courts, pleading my own cause, like that pretty lady whose name I forget.”
“You might bring an action for libel, if you had a case.”
“But I have not been libelled — a libel must be written and published, must it not?”
“That is the meaning of the word, madam,—’a little book.’”
Oh tha tmy enemy would wirte a book about me!”
“Are you sure there has been no offensive allusion to this rumour in any of the newspapers?”
“How can I tell? I have not been watching the papers.”
“I should advise you to send a guinea to Messrs. Rosset and Son, the Press agents, who will search the papers for your name, and save you the trouble.
Lady Perivale made a hurried note of Messrs. Rosset’s address.
“An action for lebel, if any one libelled me — what would that mean?”
“It wuld mean a thorough sifting of your case before a jury, by two of the cleverest counsel we could get. It would mean bringing your double into the witness-box, if possible, and making her declare herself Colonel Rannock’s companion in those places where you are said to have been seen with him.”
“Yes, yes; that would be conclusive. And all those cold-hearted creatures, whom I once called friends, would be sorry — sorry and ashamed of themselves. But if there is no libel — if people go on talking and talking, and nobody ever publishes the slander — —”
“Make your mind easy, Lady Perivale. When we are ready for it there will be a libel.”
“I don’t understand.”
“You may safely leave the matter in my hands, madam, and in Mr. Harding’s. If I succeed in finding the lady who resembles you, the rest will not be difficult.”
“And you think you will find her?”
“I mean to try. I shall start for Algiers tomorrow morning.”
“May I give you a cheque for travelling expenses?” Lady Perivale asked, eagerly.
“That is as you please, madam. You may leave my account to be settled by Mr. Harding, if you like.”
“No, no,” she said, giing to her davenport. “In spite of what you say about money, I want you to have plenty of cash in hand, to feel that you have no occasion to stint outlay.”
“That is what I never do, when character is at stake.”
She handed him a ahstily written cheque for five hundred pounds.
“This is a high figure, madam, to start with,” said Faunce, as he slipped the cheque into his letter case.
“Oh, it’s only a trife on account. Call upon me for whatever sums you require. I would rather beggar myslef than exist under this odious imputation.”
“There is one thing more I must ask for, madam.”
“What is that?”
“Your photograph, if you will be so good as to trust me with it.”
“My photograph?” wonderlingly, and with a touch of hauteur.
“It will help me identify your double.”
“Yes, of course! I understand.”
She opened a drawer and took out a cabinet photograph of herself, choosing the severest dress and simplest attitude.
Faunce promised to report progress from Algiers. If he drew blank there, he would go on to Corsica and Sardinia. He would have bowed himself out of the room, with a respectful distance, but Grace held out her hand to him.
“You believe in me, don’t you, Mr. Faunce?” she said, as they shook hands.
“With all my heart, madam.”
“And you don’t always believe in your clients, I think?”
Faunce smiled an enigmatic smile.
“I have some queer clients now and then,” he said.
He had taken up his hat, and Lady Perivale’s hand was upon the bell, when Susan broke in suddenly, exclaiming —
“Don’t ring, Grace. Pray don’t go, Mr. Faunce, unless you are in a desperate hurry.”
“I am in no hurry, madam.”
“Then pray sit down again, and let us have a little talk with you — now that we have done with Lady Perivale’s business. Do you know that, ever since I read the ‘Moonstone’ — and I was little more than a child when I read that most enthralling book — I have been longing to meet a detective — a real detective?”
“I feel honoured, madam, for my profession. People are apt to think unkindly of our trade, though they can’t do without us.”
He was still standing with his hat in his hand, waiting for some sign from Lady Perivale.
“The world is full of injustice,” she said. “Pray sit down, Mr. Faunce, and gratify my friend’s curiosity about the mysteries of your art.”
“I am flattered, madam, to find a lady interested in such dry work.”
“Dry!” cried Susan; “why, it is the quintessence of fiction and the drama. And now, Mr. Faunce, tell me, to begin with, how you ever contrive to track people down when once they have got a fair start?”
“Well, you see, as we don’t do it by following them about, the start doesn’t much matter, provided we can pick up a trace of them somewhere.”
“Ah, but that’s where the wonder is! How do you pick up the first trace?”
“Ah, that’s a secret! “Faunce answered gravely; and then, after a pause, smiling at Susan Rodney’s eager face, all aglow in the lamplight, he added, “We generally have to leave that to the chapter of accidents.”
“Then it is only a fluke when you run a man down?” asked Susan.
Lady Perivale was sitting on the sofa, caressing the irresponsiv
e poodle, and too deep in thought about her own case to be greatly concerned in the secrets of Mr. Faunce’s calling. She was glad for her friend to be amused, and that was all.
“Well, not quite a fluke,” replied Faunce. “We expect a fugitive to do something foolish, something that puzzles some thick-headed person, who communicates with the police. A great deal of our information comes from the outside public, you see, madam. It’s often good for nothing; but there’s a little gold among the quartz.”
“But if the fugitive is too clever for you?”
“Well, even if our man plays the game, we are on the look out for his moves. You see, my lady,” turning to Lady Perivale, whose obvious indifference piqued him, “an old hand like me has a good many friends scattered up and down the world. I am able to put a good thing in the way of my friends every now and then. Consequently they are anxious to help me if they can, and they keep their eyes open.”
“What sort of people are these friends of yours, Mr. Faunce?” asked Lady Perivale, feeling that the detective’s shrewd eyes were upon her face, and
that he wanted her to be interested in his discourse.
“That’s another secret, a secret of the trade. I can only answer questions about myself, not about my friends. But I might suggest that the porter of a large Metropolitan hotel, anywhere on the main stream of travel, would be a useful ally for a man like me. Then there are people who have retired from the French or English police, who are fond of their old work, and not too proud to undertake an odd job.”
“And these people help you?” asked Susan.
“Yes, Miss Rodney “ — the name clearly spoken; no mumbled substitute for a name imperfectly heard, or forgotten as soon as heard. John Faunce’s educated memory registered every name at the first hearing.
“Experience has taught me never to task them beyond their power. That’s the keystone of my business. Only the other day, my lady” — addressing himself pointedly to Lady Perivale, in whom he saw signs of flagging attention, “I nearly let some one slip through my fingers by overtaxing the ability of one of my agents. I had great confidence in the man — a first-rate watcher! Tell him to look out for a particular person at a particular place, and, sure as that person came to that place, my man would spot him, and most likely would find out where he went. Well, I gave the fellow a little job last week that required delicate handling — a good many discreet questions had to be put to a certain person’s domestics, and no alarm raised in their minds that might communicate itself to their master.”
“And did your man prove a failure?” Miss Rodney asked eagerly.
“He did, madam. He overdid the part — gave himself away, as the Yankees say. The bird was scared off the nest, took wing for foreign parts, and I might have lost him altogether. But it wasn’t my man’s fault. He is quite reliable at his own work — watching. It was my own fault. I ought to have done the thing myself.”
“Then you do things yourself sometimes?” Lady Perivale asked, her interest re-awakened, since she wanted the man to give her case his individual attention.
“Yes, madam, often. I am going to Algiers, for instance, to hunt down Colonel Rannock’s travelling companion. I would not trust that task to the best of my agents, I may say that, for the higher class of inquiry, I have never found any one whom I could trust absolutely. The fact is, no one can be sufficiently keen who hasn’t the whole game in sight.”
“And are you not afraid of your agents turning rogues and trying to make money out of your clients’ secrets?” asked Susan.
“No, Miss Rodney — because I never tell them my clients’ secrets. They have to ferret out certain facts, to watch certain people; but they never know the why and the wherefore. Human nature is weak. I know my people. They wouldn’t attempt blackmail: that’s the rock ahead in our business, Lady Perivale. But they might talk, and I am not sure that isn’t worse sometimes.”
“I dare say it is,” said Susan; “for the blackmailer doesn’t want to peach upon his victim. It’s only a question of hard cash.”
“I see you understand the business, madam. I have been at the game a good many years, and there are things I can do that would puzzle a younger hand. Ah, Miss Rodney,” said Faunce, attracted by her keen and animated expression, “I could tell you incidents in my professional career that would make your hair stand on end.”
“Oh, pray do. I adore stories of that kind.”
“But it is nearly eleven o’clock!” glancing at the Sevres timepiece opposite him, “and I have already trespassed too long on Lady Perivale’s patience. And I have to catch a train for Putney, where I live when I am at home. I haven’t seen my wife for ten days, and I shall start for Marseilles at nine o’clock to-morrow morning.”
“You are not often at home, I suppose?”
“No, madam. A good deal of my life is spent like Satan’s, ‘Going to and fro in the earth, and walking up and down in it;’ and then I have my pied à terre in Essex Street, where I am generally to be found for business purposes when I am in London. I used to live in Bloomsbury, where I was always on the spot, ready for contingencies; but when I left the Force some years ago, I took a cottage at Putney — a petty little place enough — where my wife lives, and where I go when I have a little leisure, and where I am supposed to be very fond of the garden.”
“And don’t you love your garden? It must be such a relief after your exciting work.”
“Oh yes, I like the garden. I find the slugs particularly interesting.”
“The slugs!”
“Oh, there’s more in a slug than most people think. His capacity has been very much underrated. Of course he’s not a patch upon the spider. The subtle villainy of the spider is worth a lifelong study. I know nothing but a sixty per cent. money-lender that can touch him. And the ant — well, he’s a thorough-going Philistine, always moves in a grove, and doesn’t so much appeal to my fancy. But again, I am encroaching,” said Faunce, standing up straight and stiff, in an attitude reminiscent of “the Force.” “I wish you good night, ladies, and I hope your ladyship will pardon me for having prosed all this time.”
“I am greatly obliged to you for having given us so much interesting information.”
“And some day you will tell us one of your blood-curdling stories?” said Susan Rodney, shaking hands with him.
“I like that man!” exclaimed Susan, when the door closed upon him. “I have always wanted to know a detective, like Bucket, the beloved of my childhood; or Mr. Cuff, the idol.of my riper years. You must invite Mr. Faunce to a quiet little luncheon some day. There is no question of class distinction with a clever man liked that.”
Lady Perivale smiled. She was accustomed to her friend’s enthusiasms and ultra-Liberal ideas,
“It’s time for me to go home, Grace. I asked Johnson to order a cab at eleven. Oh, by-the-by, it is ages since you took a cup of tea in my cottage. I wish you’d come at five o’clock next Saturday. I have picked up an old print or two — genuine Bartolozzis — rural subjects — that I am dying to show you.”
“I should love to go to you, Sue. But you may have people.”
“No, no; Friday is my day. I never expect any one on Saturday.”
“Then I’ll come. It will seem like old times — like last year, when I had nothing on my mind.”
“Oh, but that business is on Mr. Faunce’s mind now, and off yours. You are going to be in good spirits again; and I shall come and make music with you once or twice a week, if you’ll have me. There is that little German, who fiddles so beautifully, Herr Kloster. You heard him at my party, last year. I’ll bring him to play duets with you.”
“It would be delightful; but I doubt if I shall be in spirits for music.”
“Oh, I am not going to let you mope. What a fool I was not to suggest a detective the day you came home. Good night, dear. Saturday next, as soon as you like after half-past four.”
Miss Rodney lived in a pretty little house facing Regent’s Park, the kind of house
that agents describe as a bijou residence, and which rarely contains more than two habitable bedrooms. It was a picturesque little house, with a white front, a verandah below, and a balcony above, and a tiny pretence of a garden, and the rent was higher than Susan could afford when she set up in London as a teacher of singing and the pianoforte, leaving her three sisters to vegetate in the paternal home, a great red-brick house in a Midland market town, where their father was everybody’s family solicitor.
During the earlier years of her London career, Susan had worked hard for her house, and for her pretty furniture, her bits of genuine Sheraton and Chippendale, picked up cheaply in back streets and out-of-the-way corners, her chintz curtains and chair-covers and delicate carpets. Her own maintenance, and her one devoted servant, who did all the work of the house, yet always looked a parlourmaid, cost so little; and, after helping the girls at home with handsome additions to their pocket-money, Miss Rodney could afford to dress well, and keep her house in exquisite order, every now and then adding some artistic gem to that temple of beauty.
The view from her windows, her old prints, her little bits of Lowest of china, her small but choice collection of books, were the delight of her solitary existence; and, perhaps, there were few happier women in London than Susan Rodney, who worked six days in the week, and rarely for less than an eight hours’ day, and who had long ago made up her mind that for some women there is nothing better in life than freedom from masculine control and a congenial avocation.
The afternoon sunshine was shining full upon the house-front when Lady Perivale was announced; so the sliding Venetian shutters had been drawn across the two French windows, and Miss Rodney’s drawing-room was in shadow. Coming in out of the vivid out-of-door light, Grace did not, on the instant, recognize a gentleman, who rose hurriedly and took up his hat as she entered the room. But a second glance showed her that the visitor was Arthur Haldane.
She shot an angry glance at Susan. Was it chance, or some mischievous plan of hers that brought him here? They bowed to each other coldly, and neither held out the hand of friendship.
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