The dull whump of a nearby explosion made the master sergeant duck reflexively. At first he thought there had been some sort of catastrophic accident on the course, but then the truth dawned on him.
They were blowing up the obstacles!
Horror and outrage warred within the sergeant as he witnessed another barrier, the three-meter wall this time, disappear in a flash-boom, followed by a shower of splinters and debris. Before the echoes of the explosions had fully died away, the advancing black company appeared, maintaining their dogged advance through the clouds of dust, unnervingly close now.
With the iron discipline of a combat veteran, the master sergeant turned his back on the spectacle and began loading the first belt of ammunition into the machine gun.
Let the major fight it out over whether or not the Legionnaires’ tactics were acceptable. His job was to see to it that they kept their heads down while they went under the wire. Nobody passed this position rapidly. Not with tracers whining around their …
The world suddenly went topsy-turvy around him, as the sergeant was violently upended and slammed down on the platform. Shaken and confused, he tried to struggle upright, only to be pushed flat again, this time with teeth-rattling force.
“Mmmm … You … stay down. Okay?”
A berry brown face with obsidian-dark eyes swam into focus. One of the black-uniformed Legionnaires was squatting over the sergeant’s fallen form, and Spengler could feel the light prick of a knife point under his chin.
“W-what do you think you’re doing?” he gasped, trying hard to speak without moving his chin. “You can’t …”
He broke off speaking as the pressure under his chin increased sharply.
“The captain tell me, he say ‘Escrima, I want you to help remove the obstacles.’ Here, you are the obstacle … yes? I remove you by capturing. You want, I kill you instead.”
Reviewing his options quickly, for the sergeant was unwilling to bet his life that the Legionnaire was joking—or bluffing—Spengler opted to lie quietly where he was. This did not, of course, keep him from seething inwardly as he watched wire cutters clear the barbed wire from his position, and, scant seconds later, the entire company sweep by this supposedly challenging obstacle without breaking stride.
* * *
“You can’t mean you’re going to let them get away with it … sir.”
Sprawled in one of the “guest rooms” of the Space Legion’s incredible facilities which had been assigned to them for use during the competition, Major O’Donnel favored his master sergeant with a scowl.
“I didn’t say we were going to let them get away with it,” he said tightly. “I said I wasn’t going to lodge a protest.”
“But they didn’t run the confidence course … they totaled it!”
“And we could have, too … if we thought of it,” the major snapped back. “We had the equipment in our packs, and it was declared as combat conditions. It’s what we would have done in combat. We just got trapped into conventional thinking, is all.”
“Well, what they did sure wasn’t regulation,” the sergeant growled.
“Neither is the Exhibition Manual of Arms we used this morning. All right, we had our chance to show off without them whimpering about it, and now they’ve had theirs. At the moment, we’re even.”
“So we’re going to let it stand as a win for the Space Legion?” Spengler said, trying to sting the officer’s pride.
“Face it, Sergeant. We lost. They beat our time without passing up any obstacles … and they did it with ten times as many troops. Of course, we helped them. That was a pretty lackluster performance our boys put on today. Frankly I don’t think we deserved to win this event. We goofed off while they busted ass. That’s no way to come out on top.”
The master sergeant had the grace to look embarrassed.
“We didn’t think they could come on that strong, sir,” he muttered, avoiding the officer’s gaze.
“Uh-huh. We got cocky and overconfident to a point where we badly underestimated an opponent,” O’Donnel clarified. “If anything, Sergeant, we owe these Legionnaires a vote of thanks for teaching us a valuable lesson. I think we were damn lucky not to have learned it in real combat. At least this way, we’re still alive … and we get another chance.”
“You know, sir,” Spengler said carefully, as if surprised by his own words, “I never thought I’d say it, but I don’t think I’d relish taking that crew on in a real brawl.”
The major grimaced. “Don’t feel bad. I’ve been thinking much the same thing. Wouldn’t mind having them covering my flank, though … as long as we were sure they wouldn’t confuse us with the enemy.”
He grinned mirthlessly at his own joke, then shook his head.
“Enough of that, though. I’ve got to start concentrating on the fencing match tonight. It’s going to be our last chance to pull the Army’s chestnuts, not to mention our own reputation, out of the fire.”
“Do you think there might be a problem, sir?” The master sergeant frowned. “I mean, we do have Corbin on our side.”
“Yes, we do.” O’Donnel nodded. “But that’s only one bout out of three. After this afternoon, I wouldn’t bet the rent money that those clowns are going to hand us the other two on a platter.”
Chapter Fifteen
Journal #130
It is doubtful that you have ever attended a fencing tournament unless you are directly involved in the sport, either as a participant or through some emotional or professional relationship with a fencer. This is due to the simple fact that fencing is not a spectator sport, the action being far too fast and subtle for the uneducated eye. (It might be of interest to note that fencing is one of the few sports where the competitors pay a fee, but the spectators get in for free.)
Usually such an event is held in a large gymnasium or field house, with anywhere from six to several dozen “strips” laid out. The competitors are divided into groups or “pools” and fence each person within their pool. The top two or three advance to the next round, where they are reassigned to new pools and the process begins again. The bulk of those attending are in the competition area, consisting almost entirely of competitors and coaches, while a smattering of spectators made up of friends and parents of the competitors loll about in the bleachers getting bored. Only the final bouts generate much interest, but even then there are few spectators, most competitors packing their equipment and leaving as soon as they are eliminated.
Needless to say, this was not the situation for the final event between the Red Eagles and my employer’s company.
* * *
Major O’Donnel paused in his limbering-up exercises to glance at the growing crowd of spectators. Despite his resolve to ignore any distractions while mentally preparing for the competition, he found his mindset giving way to amazement.
Crazy!
The Legionnaires’ tactics on the confidence course had been unorthodox, but this … This was unheard-of! It looked like the entire company of the Space Legion was in attendance, filling the bleachers at one end of the floor, while his own Red Eagles, unhappy at not having a direct hand in the deciding event, were fidgeting impatiently in the rows of chairs provided for them at the opposite end. What really surprised him was the audience.
He had, of course, known there were going to be spectators, but had never imagined the crowds jamming the bleachers on both sides of the gymnasium floor … for a fencing match, for God’s sake! Even the media had their holo cameras set up to record the event! This looked more like a gathering for a basketball or volleyball game … or a coliseum waiting for the gladiators to start!
The major quickly put that disquieting thought out of his mind, along with the nagging suspicion that he had somehow walked into a trap. He had been surprised by the confidence course, to be sure, but there was only so much you could do on a fencing strip. Here, at least, there were standardized rules!
Apparently this Phule, or Captain Jester, as he was called, was not s
urprised by the turnout. In fact, a few minutes ago he had announced a demonstration of stick forms by one of his men to hold the crowd’s attention while waiting for the formal competition to begin.
The costumed figure who took the floor at that point created a small ripple of interest among the Red Eagles, as he was quickly recognized as the Legionnaire who had held their own Sergeant Spengler at knife point during the afternoon exercise. After watching the small brown figure twirl his sticks in a blurred, bewildering net of interweaving circles and strikes, however, whatever concerns O’Donnel might have had about an unofficial “meeting of retribution” between his force and that notable quickly vanished. The Red Eagles were all hand-to-hand experts, and that expertise included the wisdom not to pick a fight with someone who used a martial arts form you were not familiar with.
Ignoring the flashing display being performed on the floor, the major took a moment to study the diminutive figure warming up quietly against the back wall.
He had been surprised (again) when the lists of competitors were exchanged and he realized the Legion was fielding a woman for the foil bout. Recovering quickly, he had offered to substitute one of his own women for the competitor listed in that event, but the rival commander refused to take him up on it. “You’ve chosen your best, and we’ve chosen ours,” was his only comment.
Strangely enough, though it was the most commonly fenced weapon, foil was the Eagles’ weakest event. Normally O’Donnel would have fenced that weapon, being the second best fencer in the unit behind Corbin, who would, of course, fence saber. That would have possibly brought the competition to a close after only two bouts, without having to field their weakest fencer. As it was, Jester had boxed him into fencing épée, and there was a chance it would all come down to the third and final bout. The problem there was that épée was an “iffy” weapon. If your point control was not clicking or your timing was a hair off …
Again the major fought his concentration back onto his own preparations. There was no point in getting oneself wound up over speculations. Shortly the matter would be decided once and for all in the real thing.
The demonstration was over now, and the director—the coach from the university fencing club—was taking over the microphone to address the crowd. O’Donnel had met him earlier, a spry little man who was obviously nervous about directing for this confrontation in front of an audience, not to mention the holo cameras, yet his voice was firm and confident as he launched into his explanation of the sport for the benefit of the spectators.
This, at least, the major had no difficulty ignoring as he resumed his stretching exercises. He had heard it all before, even knew it by heart. He also knew that it was extremely difficult to explain some of the subtler points of fencing, like “right-of-way,” to those impatient to see “people swinging from ropes while hacking at each other with swords,” the common misconception of the sport generated by countless swashbuckler movies and holos.
Simply put, “right-of-way” was a set of rules designed to preserve the true spirit of dueling, from which fencing descended. By those rules, once fencer A had “declared an attack” by extending his weapon to an arm’s length, threatening a valid target area, fencer B had to parry or otherwise remove that threat before retaliating with an attack of his own. The logic was that if the competitors were using “real” weapons capable of inflicting injury or death, it would be foolhardy, if not suicidal, to ignore an attack in favor of launching one of your own. Though the concept itself might be simple, a goodly portion of any fencing bout was spent with the competitors standing by impatiently after a blinding flurry of action while the director sorted out exactly who had the right-of-way at each moment during the exchange so that the touch, or point, could be awarded. This was, of course, a little less exciting than watching grass grow. The only thing duller than sorting out right-of-way was listening to it being explained.
Finally the director concluded his explanation—or gave up—and raised his voice, announcing the first bout.
“Our first event this evening will be saber,” the speakers boomed. “With this weapon, either the point or edge can be used on the attack. The target area is from the hipline up, including the arms, head, and back.”
The man paused to consult his notes.
“Representing the Red Eagles of the Regular Army will be Isaac Corbin, who held the Tri-Planetary Saber Championship for five years in a row!”
O’Donnel swore lightly under his breath as a surprised murmur swept through the audience. He had hoped Corbin’s record would go unnoticed or at least escape comment. As it was, before the bout had even started, the Legion’s representative would be seen as an underdog. If he lost, it would be expected, and if he won, it would be an upset!
“And representing the Space Legion, Sergeant Escrima, who has never fenced saber before this evening!”
This time, the major ignored the crowd’s surprised reaction as he snatched the lineup list from his pocket and studied it quickly.
There it was: Sergeant Escrima … Saber! He had been so wrapped up thinking about his own bout and the woman foilist that he had completely overlooked the posting for saber!
Sure enough, the demonstrator had surrendered his sticks and was being helped into a fencing jacket and mask by two Legionnaires.
Not a bad idea, O’Donnel thought with a tight smile, running a totally unpredictable opponent at the champion by bringing in a non-fencer. Still, he doubted it would make much difference. Corbin was simply far too seasoned a veteran to be rattled by the antics of a beginner.
As it turned out, the major was correct in his assessment. Corbin scored an easy win over his inexperienced opponent, though the victory was not as decisive as O’Donnel would have liked.
At first, Escrima scored a few hits, lashing out with lightning speed to “slash” the wrist of his opponent as Corbin began his attack. As the major predicted, however, the champion soon learned to ignore these “stop hits,” carrying through with his simple attack and scoring the hit on right-of-way. In short, he knew the rules of the weapon better and rode that knowledge to victory.
Time and again, Escrima would electrify the crowd with his speed, either closing with his tormentor or dropping low to slash at his legs, only to have his hits disqualified as being “off target.” Twice he was warned by the director for bodily contact, a strict no-no in tournament fencing.
The crowd, not fully understanding the rules, cheered and applauded Escrima’s moves, only to lapse into stunned silence spiked with a few low hisses and boos when the action was nullified or the touch awarded against him.
As a final indication of his ignorance of the sport, Escrima clearly missed when the bout was over. With the awarding of the final touch, Corbin whipped off his mask and stepped forward to shake hands, only to be confronted by an opponent who was still clearly ready to fight. For a moment it looked like a disaster, but then Escrima realized his opponent was no longer competing. Sticking his saber under one arm, he pumped Corbin’s hand once, then removed his own mask and stood looking around in bewilderment as the weak applause rose and sank.
“Sergeant Escrima!”
The voice cracked like a whip, and Escrima turned toward the bleacher of Legionnaires.
The company commander, who had been sitting, suited and ready for his own bout, stood pointedly in a position of attention. With careful deliberation, he raised his weapon to Escrima and held it in a salute. In a slow wave behind him, the entire company of Legionnaires rose and joined their commander, saluting their sergeant in his defeat.
The Eagles’ commander was puzzled for a moment. It had been his understanding that the Legion didn’t go in much for saluting. Of course, proper military form would have been for the salute to be given only by whoever was in charge of the formation, which was to say Jester, rather than by every individual simultaneously. Still, it was a nice touch.
Escrima stared at the company for a moment, then acknowledged their salute with a curt nod o
f his head. Holding himself stiffly erect, he turned and marched off the floor, ignoring the new burst of spontaneous applause that rippled down from the spectators.
“Our next event will be foil. This is a point weapon only, and the target area is the main torso, including the groin and back, but excluding the head and arms. Representing the Space Legion will be Private … Super Gnat, and for the Red Eagles, Corporal Roy Davidson.”
Without being conscious that he was ignoring the announcement and the beginning of the next bout, O’Donnel found his attention arrested by a small drama being played out outside the spectators’ line of vision.
From his vantage point, the major could see the wall behind the bleachers which held the Space Legion company. What caught his eye was the figure of Escrima, who had just challenged the Red Eagles champion saber man. The stick-fighting sergeant was squatting by the back wall facing away from his company, his head bowed and shoulders hunched forward, a picture of abject misery.
To O’Donnel, the reason was immediately clear. Everyone else might have expected Corbin to win, and his rival commander might have fielded Escrima as a long-shot chance, but either the strategy hadn’t been shared with Escrima or the message had failed to sink in. The proud, scrappy little warrior had apparently expected to emerge from the bout triumphant, and was now suffering the crushing aftermath of not only having lost but of having let down those who had counted on him as their champion.
As the major watched, Captain Jester appeared, first standing behind the sergeant, then kneeling to talk with intimate, earnest intensity. Though they were too far away for him to hear the exact words, O’Donnel had no difficulty constructing the conversation in his mind.
The commander would be explaining again the impossibility of the fight Escrima had just undertaken, possibly even apologizing for sending the sergeant into a hopeless situation instead of undertaking the job himself. It would be pointed out that the sergeant had scored several hits against a seasoned champion, which was more than many practiced fencers could do, and that he had, indeed, more than upheld the honor of the company.
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