BOOK TWO--The Education of a Personage
CHAPTER 1. The Debutante
The time is February. The place is a large, dainty bedroom in theConnage house on Sixty-eighth Street, New York. A girl's room: pinkwalls and curtains and a pink bedspread on a cream-colored bed. Pink andcream are the motifs of the room, but the only article of furniturein full view is a luxurious dressing-table with a glass top and athree-sided mirror. On the walls there is an expensive print of "CherryRipe," a few polite dogs by Landseer, and the "King of the Black Isles,"by Maxfield Parrish.
Great disorder consisting of the following items: (1) seven or eightempty cardboard boxes, with tissue-paper tongues hanging panting fromtheir mouths; (2) an assortment of street dresses mingled with theirsisters of the evening, all upon the table, all evidently new; (3) aroll of tulle, which has lost its dignity and wound itself tortuouslyaround everything in sight, and (4) upon the two small chairs, acollection of lingerie that beggars description. One would enjoy seeingthe bill called forth by the finery displayed and one is possessed bya desire to see the princess for whose benefit--Look! There's some one!Disappointment! This is only a maid hunting for something--she liftsa heap from a chair--Not there; another heap, the dressing-table, thechiffonier drawers. She brings to light several beautiful chemises andan amazing pajama but this does not satisfy her--she goes out.
An indistinguishable mumble from the next room.
Now, we are getting warm. This is Alec's mother, Mrs. Connage, ample,dignified, rouged to the dowager point and quite worn out. Her lips movesignificantly as she looks for IT. Her search is less thorough than themaid's but there is a touch of fury in it, that quite makes up for itssketchiness. She stumbles on the tulle and her "damn" is quite audible.She retires, empty-handed.
More chatter outside and a girl's voice, a very spoiled voice, says: "Ofall the stupid people--"
After a pause a third seeker enters, not she of the spoiled voice, buta younger edition. This is Cecelia Connage, sixteen, pretty, shrewd, andconstitutionally good-humored. She is dressed for the evening in a gownthe obvious simplicity of which probably bores her. She goes to thenearest pile, selects a small pink garment and holds it up appraisingly.
CECELIA: Pink?
ROSALIND: (Outside) Yes!
CECELIA: _Very_ snappy?
ROSALIND: Yes!
CECELIA: I've got it!
(She sees herself in the mirror of the dressing-table and commences toshimmy enthusiastically.)
ROSALIND: (Outside) What are you doing--trying it on?
(CECELIA ceases and goes out carrying the garment at the right shoulder.
From the other door, enters ALEC CONNAGE. He looks around quickly and ina huge voice shouts: Mama! There is a chorus of protest from next doorand encouraged he starts toward it, but is repelled by another chorus.)
ALEC: So _that's_ where you all are! Amory Blaine is here.
CECELIA: (Quickly) Take him down-stairs.
ALEC: Oh, he _is_ down-stairs.
MRS. CONNAGE: Well, you can show him where his room is. Tell him I'msorry that I can't meet him now.
ALEC: He's heard a lot about you all. I wish you'd hurry. Father'stelling him all about the war and he's restless. He's sort oftemperamental.
(This last suffices to draw CECELIA into the room.)
CECELIA: (Seating herself high upon lingerie) How do youmean--temperamental? You used to say that about him in letters.
ALEC: Oh, he writes stuff.
CECELIA: Does he play the piano?
ALEC: Don't think so.
CECELIA: (Speculatively) Drink?
ALEC: Yes--nothing queer about him.
CECELIA: Money?
ALEC: Good Lord--ask him, he used to have a lot, and he's got someincome now.
(MRS. CONNAGE appears.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Alec, of course we're glad to have any friend of yours--
ALEC: You certainly ought to meet Amory.
MRS. CONNAGE: Of course, I want to. But I think it's so childish of youto leave a perfectly good home to go and live with two other boys insome impossible apartment. I hope it isn't in order that you can alldrink as much as you want. (She pauses.) He'll be a little neglectedto-night. This is Rosalind's week, you see. When a girl comes out, sheneeds _all_ the attention.
ROSALIND: (Outside) Well, then, prove it by coming here and hooking me.
(MRS. CONNAGE goes.)
ALEC: Rosalind hasn't changed a bit.
CECELIA: (In a lower tone) She's awfully spoiled.
ALEC: She'll meet her match to-night.
CECELIA: Who--Mr. Amory Blaine?
(ALEC nods.)
CECELIA: Well, Rosalind has still to meet the man she can't outdistance.Honestly, Alec, she treats men terribly. She abuses them and cuts themand breaks dates with them and yawns in their faces--and they come backfor more.
ALEC: They love it.
CECELIA: They hate it. She's a--she's a sort of vampire, I think--andshe can make girls do what she wants usually--only she hates girls.
ALEC: Personality runs in our family.
CECELIA: (Resignedly) I guess it ran out before it got to me.
ALEC: Does Rosalind behave herself?
CECELIA: Not particularly well. Oh, she's average--smokes sometimes,drinks punch, frequently kissed--Oh, yes--common knowledge--one of theeffects of the war, you know.
(Emerges MRS. CONNAGE.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Rosalind's almost finished so I can go down and meet yourfriend.
(ALEC and his mother go out.)
ROSALIND: (Outside) Oh, mother--
CECELIA: Mother's gone down.
(And now ROSALIND enters. ROSALIND is--utterly ROSALIND. She is one ofthose girls who need never make the slightest effort to have men fall inlove with them. Two types of men seldom do: dull men are usually afraidof her cleverness and intellectual men are usually afraid of her beauty.All others are hers by natural prerogative.
If ROSALIND could be spoiled the process would have been complete bythis time, and as a matter of fact, her disposition is not all it shouldbe; she wants what she wants when she wants it and she is prone to makeevery one around her pretty miserable when she doesn't get it--but inthe true sense she is not spoiled. Her fresh enthusiasm, her will togrow and learn, her endless faith in the inexhaustibility of romance,her courage and fundamental honesty--these things are not spoiled.
There are long periods when she cordially loathes her whole family.She is quite unprincipled; her philosophy is carpe diem for herselfand laissez faire for others. She loves shocking stories: she has thatcoarse streak that usually goes with natures that are both fine and big.She wants people to like her, but if they do not it never worries her orchanges her. She is by no means a model character.
The education of all beautiful women is the knowledge of men. ROSALINDhad been disappointed in man after man as individuals, but she had greatfaith in man as a sex. Women she detested. They represented qualitiesthat she felt and despised in herself--incipient meanness, conceit,cowardice, and petty dishonesty. She once told a roomful of hermother's friends that the only excuse for women was the necessity fora disturbing element among men. She danced exceptionally well, drewcleverly but hastily, and had a startling facility with words, which sheused only in love-letters.
But all criticism of ROSALIND ends in her beauty. There was that shadeof glorious yellow hair, the desire to imitate which supports the dyeindustry. There was the eternal kissable mouth, small, slightly sensual,and utterly disturbing. There were gray eyes and an unimpeachable skinwith two spots of vanishing color. She was slender and athletic, withoutunderdevelopment, and it was a delight to watch her move about a room,walk along a street, swing a golf club, or turn a "cartwheel."
A last qualification--her vivid, instant personality escaped thatconscious, theatrical quality that AMORY had found in ISABELLE.MONSIGNOR DARCY would have been quite up a tree whether to call hera personality or a personage. She was perhaps the delicious,inexpressible, once-in-
a-century blend.
On the night of her debut she is, for all her strange, stray wisdom,quite like a happy little girl. Her mother's maid has just done herhair, but she has decided impatiently that she can do a better jobherself. She is too nervous just now to stay in one place. To thatwe owe her presence in this littered room. She is going to speak.ISABELLE'S alto tones had been like a violin, but if you could hearROSALIND, you would say her voice was musical as a waterfall.)
ROSALIND: Honestly, there are only two costumes in the world that Ireally enjoy being in--(Combing her hair at the dressing-table.) One'sa hoop skirt with pantaloons; the other's a one-piece bathing-suit. I'mquite charming in both of them.
CECELIA: Glad you're coming out?
ROSALIND: Yes; aren't you?
CECELIA: (Cynically) You're glad so you can get married and live on LongIsland with the _fast younger married set_. You want life to be a chainof flirtation with a man for every link.
ROSALIND: _Want_ it to be one! You mean I've _found_ it one.
CECELIA: Ha!
ROSALIND: Cecelia, darling, you don't know what a trial it is tobe--like me. I've got to keep my face like steel in the street to keepmen from winking at me. If I laugh hard from a front row in the theatre,the comedian plays to me for the rest of the evening. If I drop myvoice, my eyes, my handkerchief at a dance, my partner calls me up onthe 'phone every day for a week.
CECELIA: It must be an awful strain.
ROSALIND: The unfortunate part is that the only men who interest me atall are the totally ineligible ones. Now--if I were poor I'd go on thestage.
CECELIA: Yes, you might as well get paid for the amount of acting youdo.
ROSALIND: Sometimes when I've felt particularly radiant I've thought,why should this be wasted on one man?
CECELIA: Often when you're particularly sulky, I've wondered why itshould all be wasted on just one family. (Getting up.) I think I'll godown and meet Mr. Amory Blaine. I like temperamental men.
ROSALIND: There aren't any. Men don't know how to be really angry orreally happy--and the ones that do, go to pieces.
CECELIA: Well, I'm glad I don't have all your worries. I'm engaged.
ROSALIND: (With a scornful smile) Engaged? Why, you little lunatic!If mother heard you talking like that she'd send you off toboarding-school, where you belong.
CECELIA: You won't tell her, though, because I know things I couldtell--and you're too selfish!
ROSALIND: (A little annoyed) Run along, little girl! Who are you engagedto, the iceman? the man that keeps the candy-store?
CECELIA: Cheap wit--good-by, darling, I'll see you later.
ROSALIND: Oh, be _sure_ and do that--you're such a help.
(Exit CECELIA. ROSALIND finished her hair and rises, humming. She goesup to the mirror and starts to dance in front of it on the soft carpet.She watches not her feet, but her eyes--never casually but alwaysintently, even when she smiles. The door suddenly opens and then slamsbehind AMORY, very cool and handsome as usual. He melts into instantconfusion.)
HE: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought--
SHE: (Smiling radiantly) Oh, you're Amory Blaine, aren't you?
HE: (Regarding her closely) And you're Rosalind?
SHE: I'm going to call you Amory--oh, come in--it's all right--mother'llbe right in--(under her breath) unfortunately.
HE: (Gazing around) This is sort of a new wrinkle for me.
SHE: This is No Man's Land.
HE: This is where you--you--(pause)
SHE: Yes--all those things. (She crosses to the bureau.) See, here's myrouge--eye pencils.
HE: I didn't know you were that way.
SHE: What did you expect?
HE: I thought you'd be sort of--sort of--sexless, you know, swim andplay golf.
SHE: Oh, I do--but not in business hours.
HE: Business?
SHE: Six to two--strictly.
HE: I'd like to have some stock in the corporation.
SHE: Oh, it's not a corporation--it's just "Rosalind, Unlimited."Fifty-one shares, name, good-will, and everything goes at $25,000 ayear.
HE: (Disapprovingly) Sort of a chilly proposition.
SHE: Well, Amory, you don't mind--do you? When I meet a man that doesn'tbore me to death after two weeks, perhaps it'll be different.
HE: Odd, you have the same point of view on men that I have on women.
SHE: I'm not really feminine, you know--in my mind.
HE: (Interested) Go on.
SHE: No, you--you go on--you've made me talk about myself. That'sagainst the rules.
HE: Rules?
SHE: My own rules--but you--Oh, Amory, I hear you're brilliant. Thefamily expects _so_ much of you.
HE: How encouraging!
SHE: Alec said you'd taught him to think. Did you? I didn't believe anyone could.
HE: No. I'm really quite dull.
(He evidently doesn't intend this to be taken seriously.)
SHE: Liar.
HE: I'm--I'm religious--I'm literary. I've--I've even written poems.
SHE: Vers libre--splendid! (She declaims.)
"The trees are green, The birds are singing in the trees, The girl sips her poison The bird flies away the girl dies."
HE: (Laughing) No, not that kind.
SHE: (Suddenly) I like you.
HE: Don't.
SHE: Modest too--
HE: I'm afraid of you. I'm always afraid of a girl--until I've kissedher.
SHE: (Emphatically) My dear boy, the war is over.
HE: So I'll always be afraid of you.
SHE: (Rather sadly) I suppose you will.
(A slight hesitation on both their parts.)
HE: (After due consideration) Listen. This is a frightful thing to ask.
SHE: (Knowing what's coming) After five minutes.
HE: But will you--kiss me? Or are you afraid?
SHE: I'm never afraid--but your reasons are so poor.
HE: Rosalind, I really _want_ to kiss you.
SHE: So do I.
(They kiss--definitely and thoroughly.)
HE: (After a breathless second) Well, is your curiosity satisfied?
SHE: Is yours?
HE: No, it's only aroused.
(He looks it.)
SHE: (Dreamily) I've kissed dozens of men. I suppose I'll kiss dozensmore.
HE: (Abstractedly) Yes, I suppose you could--like that.
SHE: Most people like the way I kiss.
HE: (Remembering himself) Good Lord, yes. Kiss me once more, Rosalind.
SHE: No--my curiosity is generally satisfied at one.
HE: (Discouraged) Is that a rule?
SHE: I make rules to fit the cases.
HE: You and I are somewhat alike--except that I'm years older inexperience.
SHE: How old are you?
HE: Almost twenty-three. You?
SHE: Nineteen--just.
HE: I suppose you're the product of a fashionable school.
SHE: No--I'm fairly raw material. I was expelled from Spence--I'veforgotten why.
HE: What's your general trend?
SHE: Oh, I'm bright, quite selfish, emotional when aroused, fond ofadmiration--
HE: (Suddenly) I don't want to fall in love with you--
SHE: (Raising her eyebrows) Nobody asked you to.
HE: (Continuing coldly) But I probably will. I love your mouth.
SHE: Hush! Please don't fall in love with my mouth--hair, eyes,shoulders, slippers--but _not_ my mouth. Everybody falls in love with mymouth.
HE: It's quite beautiful.
SHE: It's too small.
HE: No it isn't--let's see.
(He kisses her again with the same thoroughness.)
SHE: (Rather moved) Say something sweet.
HE: (Frightened) Lord help me.
SHE: (Drawing away) Well, don't--if it's so hard.
HE: Shall we pretend? So soon?
SHE: We haven't the same standards of time as other people.
HE: Alr
eady it's--other people.
SHE: Let's pretend.
HE: No--I can't--it's sentiment.
SHE: You're not sentimental?
HE: No, I'm romantic--a sentimental person thinks things will last--aromantic person hopes against hope that they won't. Sentiment isemotional.
SHE: And you're not? (With her eyes half-closed.) You probably flatteryourself that that's a superior attitude.
HE: Well--Rosalind, Rosalind, don't argue--kiss me again.
SHE: (Quite chilly now) No--I have no desire to kiss you.
HE: (Openly taken aback) You wanted to kiss me a minute ago.
SHE: This is now.
HE: I'd better go.
SHE: I suppose so.
(He goes toward the door.)
SHE: Oh!
(He turns.)
SHE: (Laughing) Score--Home Team: One hundred--Opponents: Zero.
(He starts back.)
SHE: (Quickly) Rain--no game.
(He goes out.)
(She goes quietly to the chiffonier, takes out a cigarette-case andhides it in the side drawer of a desk. Her mother enters, note-book inhand.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Good--I've been wanting to speak to you alone before we godown-stairs.
ROSALIND: Heavens! you frighten me!
MRS. CONNAGE: Rosalind, you've been a very expensive proposition.
ROSALIND: (Resignedly) Yes.
MRS. CONNAGE: And you know your father hasn't what he once had.
ROSALIND: (Making a wry face) Oh, please don't talk about money.
MRS. CONNAGE: You can't do anything without it. This is our last year inthis house--and unless things change Cecelia won't have the advantagesyou've had.
ROSALIND: (Impatiently) Well--what is it?
MRS. CONNAGE: So I ask you to please mind me in several things I've putdown in my note-book. The first one is: don't disappear with young men.There may be a time when it's valuable, but at present I want you on thedance-floor where I can find you. There are certain men I want to haveyou meet and I don't like finding you in some corner of the conservatoryexchanging silliness with any one--or listening to it.
ROSALIND: (Sarcastically) Yes, listening to it _is_ better.
MRS. CONNAGE: And don't waste a lot of time with the college set--littleboys nineteen and twenty years old. I don't mind a prom or a footballgame, but staying away from advantageous parties to eat in little cafesdown-town with Tom, Dick, and Harry--
ROSALIND: (Offering her code, which is, in its way, quite as high as hermother's) Mother, it's done--you can't run everything now the way youdid in the early nineties.
MRS. CONNAGE: (Paying no attention) There are several bachelor friendsof your father's that I want you to meet to-night--youngish men.
ROSALIND: (Nodding wisely) About forty-five?
MRS. CONNAGE: (Sharply) Why not?
ROSALIND: Oh, _quite_ all right--they know life and are so adorablytired looking (shakes her head)--but they _will_ dance.
MRS. CONNAGE: I haven't met Mr. Blaine--but I don't think you'll carefor him. He doesn't sound like a money-maker.
ROSALIND: Mother, I never _think_ about money.
MRS. CONNAGE: You never keep it long enough to think about it.
ROSALIND: (Sighs) Yes, I suppose some day I'll marry a ton of it--out ofsheer boredom.
MRS. CONNAGE: (Referring to note-book) I had a wire from Hartford.Dawson Ryder is coming up. Now there's a young man I like, and he'sfloating in money. It seems to me that since you seem tired of HowardGillespie you might give Mr. Ryder some encouragement. This is the thirdtime he's been up in a month.
ROSALIND: How did you know I was tired of Howard Gillespie?
MRS. CONNAGE: The poor boy looks so miserable every time he comes.
ROSALIND: That was one of those romantic, pre-battle affairs. They'reall wrong.
MRS. CONNAGE: (Her say said) At any rate, make us proud of you to-night.
ROSALIND: Don't you think I'm beautiful?
MRS. CONNAGE: You know you are.
(From down-stairs is heard the moan of a violin being tuned, the roll ofa drum. MRS. CONNAGE turns quickly to her daughter.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Come!
ROSALIND: One minute!
(Her mother leaves. ROSALIND goes to the glass where she gazes atherself with great satisfaction. She kisses her hand and touches hermirrored mouth with it. Then she turns out the lights and leaves theroom. Silence for a moment. A few chords from the piano, the discreetpatter of faint drums, the rustle of new silk, all blend on thestaircase outside and drift in through the partly opened door. Bundledfigures pass in the lighted hall. The laughter heard below becomesdoubled and multiplied. Then some one comes in, closes the door, andswitches on the lights. It is CECELIA. She goes to the chiffonier,looks in the drawers, hesitates--then to the desk whence she takes thecigarette-case and extracts one. She lights it and then, puffing andblowing, walks toward the mirror.)
CECELIA: (In tremendously sophisticated accents) Oh, yes, coming outis _such_ a farce nowadays, you know. One really plays around so muchbefore one is seventeen, that it's positively anticlimax. (Shaking handswith a visionary middle-aged nobleman.) Yes, your grace--I b'lieveI've heard my sister speak of you. Have a puff--they're very good.They're--they're Coronas. You don't smoke? What a pity! The king doesn'tallow it, I suppose. Yes, I'll dance.
(So she dances around the room to a tune from down-stairs, her armsoutstretched to an imaginary partner, the cigarette waving in her hand.)
*****
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
The corner of a den down-stairs, filled by a very comfortable leatherlounge. A small light is on each side above, and in the middle, over thecouch hangs a painting of a very old, very dignified gentleman, period1860. Outside the music is heard in a fox-trot.
ROSALIND is seated on the lounge and on her left is HOWARD GILLESPIE, avapid youth of about twenty-four. He is obviously very unhappy, and sheis quite bored.
GILLESPIE: (Feebly) What do you mean I've changed. I feel the sametoward you.
ROSALIND: But you don't look the same to me.
GILLESPIE: Three weeks ago you used to say that you liked me because Iwas so blase, so indifferent--I still am.
ROSALIND: But not about me. I used to like you because you had browneyes and thin legs.
GILLESPIE: (Helplessly) They're still thin and brown. You're a vampire,that's all.
ROSALIND: The only thing I know about vamping is what's on the pianoscore. What confuses men is that I'm perfectly natural. I used to thinkyou were never jealous. Now you follow me with your eyes wherever I go.
GILLESPIE: I love you.
ROSALIND: (Coldly) I know it.
GILLESPIE: And you haven't kissed me for two weeks. I had an idea thatafter a girl was kissed she was--was--won.
ROSALIND: Those days are over. I have to be won all over again everytime you see me.
GILLESPIE: Are you serious?
ROSALIND: About as usual. There used to be two kinds of kisses: Firstwhen girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Nowthere's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr.Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, every one knew he wasthrough with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same every one knowsit's because he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girlcan beat a man nowadays.
GILLESPIE: Then why do you play with men?
ROSALIND: (Leaning forward confidentially) For that first moment, whenhe's interested. There is a moment--Oh, just before the first kiss, awhispered word--something that makes it worth while.
GILLESPIE: And then?
ROSALIND: Then after that you make him talk about himself. Pretty soonhe thinks of nothing but being alone with you--he sulks, he won't fight,he doesn't want to play--Victory!
(Enter DAWSON RYDER, twenty-six, handsome, wealthy, faithful to his own,a bore perhaps, but steady and sure of success.)
RYDER: I believe this is my dance, Rosalind.
ROSA
LIND: Well, Dawson, so you recognize me. Now I know I haven't gottoo much paint on. Mr. Ryder, this is Mr. Gillespie.
(They shake hands and GILLESPIE leaves, tremendously downcast.)
RYDER: Your party is certainly a success.
ROSALIND: Is it--I haven't seen it lately. I'm weary--Do you mindsitting out a minute?
RYDER: Mind--I'm delighted. You know I loathe this "rushing" idea. See agirl yesterday, to-day, to-morrow.
ROSALIND: Dawson!
RYDER: What?
ROSALIND: I wonder if you know you love me.
RYDER: (Startled) What--Oh--you know you're remarkable!
ROSALIND: Because you know I'm an awful proposition. Any one who marriesme will have his hands full. I'm mean--mighty mean.
RYDER: Oh, I wouldn't say that.
ROSALIND: Oh, yes, I am--especially to the people nearest to me. (Sherises.) Come, let's go. I've changed my mind and I want to dance. Motheris probably having a fit.
(Exeunt. Enter ALEC and CECELIA.)
CECELIA: Just my luck to get my own brother for an intermission.
ALEC: (Gloomily) I'll go if you want me to.
CECELIA: Good heavens, no--with whom would I begin the next dance?(Sighs.) There's no color in a dance since the French officers wentback.
ALEC: (Thoughtfully) I don't want Amory to fall in love with Rosalind.
CECELIA: Why, I had an idea that that was just what you did want.
ALEC: I did, but since seeing these girls--I don't know. I'm awfullyattached to Amory. He's sensitive and I don't want him to break hisheart over somebody who doesn't care about him.
CECELIA: He's very good looking.
ALEC: (Still thoughtfully) She won't marry him, but a girl doesn't haveto marry a man to break his heart.
CECELIA: What does it? I wish I knew the secret.
ALEC: Why, you cold-blooded little kitty. It's lucky for some that theLord gave you a pug nose.
(Enter MRS. CONNAGE.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Where on earth is Rosalind?
ALEC: (Brilliantly) Of course you've come to the best people to findout. She'd naturally be with us.
MRS. CONNAGE: Her father has marshalled eight bachelor millionaires tomeet her.
ALEC: You might form a squad and march through the halls.
MRS. CONNAGE: I'm perfectly serious--for all I know she may be at theCocoanut Grove with some football player on the night of her debut. Youlook left and I'll--
ALEC: (Flippantly) Hadn't you better send the butler through the cellar?
MRS. CONNAGE: (Perfectly serious) Oh, you don't think she'd be there?
CECELIA: He's only joking, mother.
ALEC: Mother had a picture of her tapping a keg of beer with some highhurdler.
MRS. CONNAGE: Let's look right away.
(They go out. ROSALIND comes in with GILLESPIE.)
GILLESPIE: Rosalind--Once more I ask you. Don't you care a blessed thingabout me?
(AMORY walks in briskly.)
AMORY: My dance.
ROSALIND: Mr. Gillespie, this is Mr. Blaine.
GILLESPIE: I've met Mr. Blaine. From Lake Geneva, aren't you?
AMORY: Yes.
GILLESPIE: (Desperately) I've been there. It's in the--the Middle West,isn't it?
AMORY: (Spicily) Approximately. But I always felt that I'd rather beprovincial hot-tamale than soup without seasoning.
GILLESPIE: What!
AMORY: Oh, no offense.
(GILLESPIE bows and leaves.)
ROSALIND: He's too much _people_.
AMORY: I was in love with a _people_ once.
ROSALIND: So?
AMORY: Oh, yes--her name was Isabelle--nothing at all to her except whatI read into her.
ROSALIND: What happened?
AMORY: Finally I convinced her that she was smarter than I was--then shethrew me over. Said I was critical and impractical, you know.
ROSALIND: What do you mean impractical?
AMORY: Oh--drive a car, but can't change a tire.
ROSALIND: What are you going to do?
AMORY: Can't say--run for President, write--
ROSALIND: Greenwich Village?
AMORY: Good heavens, no--I said write--not drink.
ROSALIND: I like business men. Clever men are usually so homely.
AMORY: I feel as if I'd known you for ages.
ROSALIND: Oh, are you going to commence the "pyramid" story?
AMORY: No--I was going to make it French. I was Louis XIV and you wereone of my--my--(Changing his tone.) Suppose--we fell in love.
ROSALIND: I've suggested pretending.
AMORY: If we did it would be very big.
ROSALIND: Why?
AMORY: Because selfish people are in a way terribly capable of greatloves.
ROSALIND: (Turning her lips up) Pretend.
(Very deliberately they kiss.)
AMORY: I can't say sweet things. But you _are_ beautiful.
ROSALIND: Not that.
AMORY: What then?
ROSALIND: (Sadly) Oh, nothing--only I want sentiment, realsentiment--and I never find it.
AMORY: I never find anything else in the world--and I loathe it.
ROSALIND: It's so hard to find a male to gratify one's artistic taste.
(Some one has opened a door and the music of a waltz surges into theroom. ROSALIND rises.)
ROSALIND: Listen! they're playing "Kiss Me Again."
(He looks at her.)
AMORY: Well?
ROSALIND: Well?
AMORY: (Softly--the battle lost) I love you.
ROSALIND: I love you--now.
(They kiss.)
AMORY: Oh, God, what have I done?
ROSALIND: Nothing. Oh, don't talk. Kiss me again.
AMORY: I don't know why or how, but I love you--from the moment I sawyou.
ROSALIND: Me too--I--I--oh, to-night's to-night.
(Her brother strolls in, starts and then in a loud voice says: "Oh,excuse me," and goes.)
ROSALIND: (Her lips scarcely stirring) Don't let me go--I don't care whoknows what I do.
AMORY: Say it!
ROSALIND: I love you--now. (They part.) Oh--I am very youthful, thankGod--and rather beautiful, thank God--and happy, thank God, thankGod--(She pauses and then, in an odd burst of prophecy, adds) PoorAmory!
(He kisses her again.)
*****
KISMET
Within two weeks Amory and Rosalind were deeply and passionately inlove. The critical qualities which had spoiled for each of them a dozenromances were dulled by the great wave of emotion that washed over them.
"It may be an insane love-affair," she told her anxious mother, "butit's not inane."
The wave swept Amory into an advertising agency early in March, wherehe alternated between astonishing bursts of rather exceptional work andwild dreams of becoming suddenly rich and touring Italy with Rosalind.
They were together constantly, for lunch, for dinner, and nearly everyevening--always in a sort of breathless hush, as if they feared that anyminute the spell would break and drop them out of this paradise of roseand flame. But the spell became a trance, seemed to increase from dayto day; they began to talk of marrying in July--in June. All life wastransmitted into terms of their love, all experience, all desires, allambitions, were nullified--their senses of humor crawled into corners tosleep; their former love-affairs seemed faintly laughable and scarcelyregretted juvenalia.
For the second time in his life Amory had had a complete bouleversementand was hurrying into line with his generation.
*****
A LITTLE INTERLUDE
Amory wandered slowly up the avenue and thought of the night asinevitably his--the pageantry and carnival of rich dusk and dim streets... it seemed that he had closed the book of fading harmonies at lastand stepped into the sensuous vibrant walks of life. Everywhere thesecountless lights, this promise of a night of streets and singing--hemoved in a half-dream through the crowd as if expecting to
meet Rosalindhurrying toward him with eager feet from every corner.... How theunforgettable faces of dusk would blend to her, the myriad footsteps,a thousand overtures, would blend to her footsteps; and there would bemore drunkenness than wine in the softness of her eyes on his. Evenhis dreams now were faint violins drifting like summer sounds upon thesummer air.
The room was in darkness except for the faint glow of Tom's cigarettewhere he lounged by the open window. As the door shut behind him, Amorystood a moment with his back against it.
"Hello, Benvenuto Blaine. How went the advertising business to-day?"
Amory sprawled on a couch.
"I loathed it as usual!" The momentary vision of the bustling agency wasdisplaced quickly by another picture.
"My God! She's wonderful!"
Tom sighed.
"I can't tell you," repeated Amory, "just how wonderful she is. I don'twant you to know. I don't want any one to know."
Another sigh came from the window--quite a resigned sigh.
"She's life and hope and happiness, my whole world now."
He felt the quiver of a tear on his eyelid.
"Oh, _Golly_, Tom!"
*****
BITTER SWEET
"Sit like we do," she whispered.
He sat in the big chair and held out his arms so that she could nestleinside them.
"I knew you'd come to-night," she said softly, "like summer, just when Ineeded you most... darling... darling..."
His lips moved lazily over her face.
"You _taste_ so good," he sighed.
"How do you mean, lover?"
"Oh, just sweet, just sweet..." he held her closer.
"Amory," she whispered, "when you're ready for me I'll marry you."
"We won't have much at first."
"Don't!" she cried. "It hurts when you reproach yourself for what youcan't give me. I've got your precious self--and that's enough for me."
"Tell me..."
"You know, don't you? Oh, you know."
"Yes, but I want to hear you say it."
"I love you, Amory, with all my heart."
"Always, will you?"
"All my life--Oh, Amory--"
"What?"
"I want to belong to you. I want your people to be my people. I want tohave your babies."
"But I haven't any people."
"Don't laugh at me, Amory. Just kiss me."
"I'll do what you want," he said.
"No, I'll do what _you_ want. We're _you_--not me. Oh, you're so much apart, so much all of me..."
He closed his eyes.
"I'm so happy that I'm frightened. Wouldn't it be awful if this was--wasthe high point?..."
She looked at him dreamily.
"Beauty and love pass, I know.... Oh, there's sadness, too. I supposeall great happiness is a little sad. Beauty means the scent of roses andthen the death of roses--"
"Beauty means the agony of sacrifice and the end of agony...."
"And, Amory, we're beautiful, I know. I'm sure God loves us--"
"He loves you. You're his most precious possession."
"I'm not his, I'm yours. Amory, I belong to you. For the first time Iregret all the other kisses; now I know how much a kiss can mean."
Then they would smoke and he would tell her about his day at theoffice--and where they might live. Sometimes, when he was particularlyloquacious, she went to sleep in his arms, but he loved thatRosalind--all Rosalinds--as he had never in the world loved any oneelse. Intangibly fleeting, unrememberable hours.
*****
AQUATIC INCIDENT
One day Amory and Howard Gillespie meeting by accident down-town tooklunch together, and Amory heard a story that delighted him. Gillespieafter several cocktails was in a talkative mood; he began by tellingAmory that he was sure Rosalind was slightly eccentric.
He had gone with her on a swimming party up in Westchester County, andsome one mentioned that Annette Kellerman had been there one day on avisit and had dived from the top of a rickety, thirty-foot summer-house.Immediately Rosalind insisted that Howard should climb up with her tosee what it looked like.
A minute later, as he sat and dangled his feet on the edge, a form shotby him; Rosalind, her arms spread in a beautiful swan dive, had sailedthrough the air into the clear water.
"Of course _I_ had to go, after that--and I nearly killed myself. Ithought I was pretty good to even try it. Nobody else in the party triedit. Well, afterward Rosalind had the nerve to ask me why I stooped overwhen I dove. 'It didn't make it any easier,' she said, 'it just took allthe courage out of it.' I ask you, what can a man do with a girl likethat? Unnecessary, I call it."
Gillespie failed to understand why Amory was smiling delightedly allthrough lunch. He thought perhaps he was one of these hollow optimists.
*****
FIVE WEEKS LATER
Again the library of the Connage house. ROSALIND is alone, sittingon the lounge staring very moodily and unhappily at nothing. She haschanged perceptibly--she is a trifle thinner for one thing; the light inher eyes is not so bright; she looks easily a year older.
Her mother comes in, muffled in an opera-cloak. She takes in ROSALINDwith a nervous glance.
MRS. CONNAGE: Who is coming to-night?
(ROSALIND fails to hear her, at least takes no notice.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Alec is coming up to take me to this Barrie play, "Et tu,Brutus." (She perceives that she is talking to herself.) Rosalind! Iasked you who is coming to-night?
ROSALIND: (Starting) Oh--what--oh--Amory--
MRS. CONNAGE: (Sarcastically) You have so _many_ admirers lately that Icouldn't imagine _which_ one. (ROSALIND doesn't answer.) Dawson Ryderis more patient than I thought he'd be. You haven't given him an eveningthis week.
ROSALIND: (With a very weary expression that is quite new to her face.)Mother--please--
MRS. CONNAGE: Oh, _I_ won't interfere. You've already wasted over twomonths on a theoretical genius who hasn't a penny to his name, but _go_ahead, waste your life on him. _I_ won't interfere.
ROSALIND: (As if repeating a tiresome lesson) You know he has alittle income--and you know he's earning thirty-five dollars a week inadvertising--
MRS. CONNAGE: And it wouldn't buy your clothes. (She pauses but ROSALINDmakes no reply.) I have your best interests at heart when I tell you notto take a step you'll spend your days regretting. It's not as if yourfather could help you. Things have been hard for him lately and he's anold man. You'd be dependent absolutely on a dreamer, a nice, well-bornboy, but a dreamer--merely _clever_. (She implies that this quality initself is rather vicious.)
ROSALIND: For heaven's sake, mother--
(A maid appears, announces Mr. Blaine who follows immediately. AMORY'Sfriends have been telling him for ten days that he "looks like the wrathof God," and he does. As a matter of fact he has not been able to eat amouthful in the last thirty-six hours.)
AMORY: Good evening, Mrs. Connage.
MRS. CONNAGE: (Not unkindly) Good evening, Amory.
(AMORY and ROSALIND exchange glances--and ALEC comes in. ALEC'S attitudethroughout has been neutral. He believes in his heart that the marriagewould make AMORY mediocre and ROSALIND miserable, but he feels a greatsympathy for both of them.)
ALEC: Hi, Amory!
AMORY: Hi, Alec! Tom said he'd meet you at the theatre.
ALEC: Yeah, just saw him. How's the advertising to-day? Write somebrilliant copy?
AMORY: Oh, it's about the same. I got a raise--(Every one looks at himrather eagerly)--of two dollars a week. (General collapse.)
MRS. CONNAGE: Come, Alec, I hear the car.
(A good night, rather chilly in sections. After MRS. CONNAGE and ALECgo out there is a pause. ROSALIND still stares moodily at the fireplace.AMORY goes to her and puts his arm around her.)
AMORY: Darling girl.
(They kiss. Another pause and then she seizes his hand, covers it withkisses and holds it to her breast.)
ROSALIND:
(Sadly) I love your hands, more than anything. I see themoften when you're away from me--so tired; I know every line of them.Dear hands!
(Their eyes meet for a second and then she begins to cry--a tearlesssobbing.)
AMORY: Rosalind!
ROSALIND: Oh, we're so darned pitiful!
AMORY: Rosalind!
ROSALIND: Oh, I want to die!
AMORY: Rosalind, another night of this and I'll go to pieces. You'vebeen this way four days now. You've got to be more encouraging or Ican't work or eat or sleep. (He looks around helplessly as if searchingfor new words to clothe an old, shopworn phrase.) We'll have to make astart. I like having to make a start together. (His forced hopefulnessfades as he sees her unresponsive.) What's the matter? (He gets upsuddenly and starts to pace the floor.) It's Dawson Ryder, that's whatit is. He's been working on your nerves. You've been with him everyafternoon for a week. People come and tell me they've seen you together,and I have to smile and nod and pretend it hasn't the slightestsignificance for me. And you won't tell me anything as it develops.
ROSALIND: Amory, if you don't sit down I'll scream.
AMORY: (Sitting down suddenly beside her) Oh, Lord.
ROSALIND: (Taking his hand gently) You know I love you, don't you?
AMORY: Yes.
ROSALIND: You know I'll always love you--
AMORY: Don't talk that way; you frighten me. It sounds as if we weren'tgoing to have each other. (She cries a little and rising from the couchgoes to the armchair.) I've felt all afternoon that things were worse.I nearly went wild down at the office--couldn't write a line. Tell meeverything.
ROSALIND: There's nothing to tell, I say. I'm just nervous.
AMORY: Rosalind, you're playing with the idea of marrying Dawson Ryder.
ROSALIND: (After a pause) He's been asking me to all day.
AMORY: Well, he's got his nerve!
ROSALIND: (After another pause) I like him.
AMORY: Don't say that. It hurts me.
ROSALIND: Don't be a silly idiot. You know you're the only man I've everloved, ever will love.
AMORY: (Quickly) Rosalind, let's get married--next week.
ROSALIND: We can't.
AMORY: Why not?
ROSALIND: Oh, we can't. I'd be your squaw--in some horrible place.
AMORY: We'll have two hundred and seventy-five dollars a month all told.
ROSALIND: Darling, I don't even do my own hair, usually.
AMORY: I'll do it for you.
ROSALIND: (Between a laugh and a sob) Thanks.
AMORY: Rosalind, you _can't_ be thinking of marrying some one else. Tellme! You leave me in the dark. I can help you fight it out if you'll onlytell me.
ROSALIND: It's just--us. We're pitiful, that's all. The very qualities Ilove you for are the ones that will always make you a failure.
AMORY: (Grimly) Go on.
ROSALIND: Oh--it _is_ Dawson Ryder. He's so reliable, I almost feel thathe'd be a--a background.
AMORY: You don't love him.
ROSALIND: I know, but I respect him, and he's a good man and a strongone.
AMORY: (Grudgingly) Yes--he's that.
ROSALIND: Well--here's one little thing. There was a little poor boy wemet in Rye Tuesday afternoon--and, oh, Dawson took him on his lapand talked to him and promised him an Indian suit--and next day heremembered and bought it--and, oh, it was so sweet and I couldn't helpthinking he'd be so nice to--to our children--take care of them--and Iwouldn't have to worry.
AMORY: (In despair) Rosalind! Rosalind!
ROSALIND: (With a faint roguishness) Don't look so consciouslysuffering.
AMORY: What power we have of hurting each other!
ROSALIND: (Commencing to sob again) It's been so perfect--you and I. Solike a dream that I'd longed for and never thought I'd find. The firstreal unselfishness I've ever felt in my life. And I can't see it fadeout in a colorless atmosphere!
AMORY: It won't--it won't!
ROSALIND: I'd rather keep it as a beautiful memory--tucked away in myheart.
AMORY: Yes, women can do that--but not men. I'd remember always, notthe beauty of it while it lasted, but just the bitterness, the longbitterness.
ROSALIND: Don't!
AMORY: All the years never to see you, never to kiss you, just a gateshut and barred--you don't dare be my wife.
ROSALIND: No--no--I'm taking the hardest course, the strongest course.Marrying you would be a failure and I never fail--if you don't stopwalking up and down I'll scream!
(Again he sinks despairingly onto the lounge.)
AMORY: Come over here and kiss me.
ROSALIND: No.
AMORY: Don't you _want_ to kiss me?
ROSALIND: To-night I want you to love me calmly and coolly.
AMORY: The beginning of the end.
ROSALIND: (With a burst of insight) Amory, you're young. I'm young.People excuse us now for our poses and vanities, for treating peoplelike Sancho and yet getting away with it. They excuse us now. But you'vegot a lot of knocks coming to you--
AMORY: And you're afraid to take them with me.
ROSALIND: No, not that. There was a poem I read somewhere--you'll sayElla Wheeler Wilcox and laugh--but listen:
"For this is wisdom--to love and live, To take what fate or the gods may give, To ask no question, to make no prayer, To kiss the lips and caress the hair, Speed passion's ebb as we greet its flow, To have and to hold, and, in time--let go."
AMORY: But we haven't had.
ROSALIND: Amory, I'm yours--you know it. There have been times in thelast month I'd have been completely yours if you'd said so. But I can'tmarry you and ruin both our lives.
AMORY: We've got to take our chance for happiness.
ROSALIND: Dawson says I'd learn to love him.
(AMORY with his head sunk in his hands does not move. The life seemssuddenly gone out of him.)
ROSALIND: Lover! Lover! I can't do with you, and I can't imagine lifewithout you.
AMORY: Rosalind, we're on each other's nerves. It's just that we're bothhigh-strung, and this week--
(His voice is curiously old. She crosses to him and taking his face inher hands, kisses him.)
ROSALIND: I can't, Amory. I can't be shut away from the trees andflowers, cooped up in a little flat, waiting for you. You'd hate me in anarrow atmosphere. I'd make you hate me.
(Again she is blinded by sudden uncontrolled tears.)
AMORY: Rosalind--
ROSALIND: Oh, darling, go--Don't make it harder! I can't stand it--
AMORY: (His face drawn, his voice strained) Do you know what you'resaying? Do you mean forever?
(There is a difference somehow in the quality of their suffering.)
ROSALIND: Can't you see--
AMORY: I'm afraid I can't if you love me. You're afraid of taking twoyears' knocks with me.
ROSALIND: I wouldn't be the Rosalind you love.
AMORY: (A little hysterically) I can't give you up! I can't, that's all!I've got to have you!
ROSALIND: (A hard note in her voice) You're being a baby now.
AMORY: (Wildly) I don't care! You're spoiling our lives!
ROSALIND: I'm doing the wise thing, the only thing.
AMORY: Are you going to marry Dawson Ryder?
ROSALIND: Oh, don't ask me. You know I'm old in some ways--inothers--well, I'm just a little girl. I like sunshine and pretty thingsand cheerfulness--and I dread responsibility. I don't want to thinkabout pots and kitchens and brooms. I want to worry whether my legs willget slick and brown when I swim in the summer.
AMORY: And you love me.
ROSALIND: That's just why it has to end. Drifting hurts too much. Wecan't have any more scenes like this.
(She draws his ring from her finger and hands it to him. Their eyesblind again with tears.)
AMORY: (His lips against her wet cheek) Don't! Keep it, please--oh,don't break my heart!
(She presses the ring softly into his hand.)
ROSALIN
D: (Brokenly) You'd better go.
AMORY: Good-by--
(She looks at him once more, with infinite longing, infinite sadness.)
ROSALIND: Don't ever forget me, Amory--
AMORY: Good-by--
(He goes to the door, fumbles for the knob, finds it--she sees him throwback his head--and he is gone. Gone--she half starts from the lounge andthen sinks forward on her face into the pillows.)
ROSALIND: Oh, God, I want to die! (After a moment she rises and withher eyes closed feels her way to the door. Then she turns and looks oncemore at the room. Here they had sat and dreamed: that tray she had sooften filled with matches for him; that shade that they had discreetlylowered one long Sunday afternoon. Misty-eyed she stands and remembers;she speaks aloud.) Oh, Amory, what have I done to you?
(And deep under the aching sadness that will pass in time, Rosalindfeels that she has lost something, she knows not what, she knows notwhy.)
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