A bouquet of flowers landed at her feet.
The world was in order.
Chapter 21
Happily Ever After
Following the tournament, there was a whole lot of backslapping, hand-shaking, and hugging. Daring signed autographs and posed for selfies with the girls from his fan club. As soon as Dexter’s glasses were back on his face, he posed for selfies with his friends from the Tech Club. When Raven walked past, he waved. She waved back. The horses returned to the stables to be watered and fed. Darling kissed Sir Gallopad’s muzzle and promised him that they’d ride very soon.
“Just as it should be,” King Charming said as he held Daring’s trophy above his head. “I never had a doubt about the outcome. Championship comes naturally to Daring. It always has.”
“Don’t forget about Dexter,” Queen Charming said. “He came in second place.”
The king lowered the trophy and turned to Dexter. “Yes, indeed. I used to worry about all that time you spent reading and gaming on the Mirror Network, son, but you did a fine job today. I’m very proud.”
“Thanks, Dad.” Dexter smiled.
Darling watched the goings-on from the sidelines. Since the tournament’s conclusion, she’d had to fend off three marriage proposals. Luckily, the Charming cousins had come to her rescue, and had carried the starstruck boys off the field. The crowd was clearing. The other princesses were walking back to campus to get ready for the evening feast. But Darling wanted to talk to Dexter, to make sure he was okay.
“Hey there.” Betty Bunyan strode up to Darling. She was dressed in jeans and a leather motorcycle jacket with painted flames that matched her flame tattoos. Her black braids were tied back in a red bandanna, and the diamond in her nostril glimmered. “I got back last night and made this.” She handed Darling a new helmet. “It should fit right over Dexter’s glasses. Where is he?” Darling pointed to the podium, where Professor Knight was handing small ribbons to the squires, including Dexter. “Oh, I guess I’m too late. Sorry about that.”
“It’s okay. It all worked out,” Darling told her with a devilish smile. “In fact, it was one of the best weeks of my life. I mean, of Dexter’s life. He was the one wearing his helmet. And doing all the jousting. Of course.” Betty raised her eyebrows. It looked as if she was about to ask a question, so Darling hurriedly changed the subject. “How’s your dad, by the way?”
“He’s back home, but that bunion was the size of a toad. It’s going to be a while before he’s back on his feet.” She took a coupon from her pocket. “Say, I feel bad that I couldn’t get to Dexter’s armor in time for the tournament. Would you let him know that he can bring it in for a complimentary buff and shine? And I’ll give him half off on dent and ding removal.”
“Sure,” Darling said, taking the coupon. “Thanks.”
As Betty walked away, Queen Charming approached. “Hello, Darling,” she said, placing a gentle kiss on her daughter’s cheek. “Why are you carrying that helmet?”
“It’s for Dexter,” she explained.
“I see.” The queen picked a stray leaf from Darling’s hair. “I know your brothers always get all the attention, but I wanted you to know how very proud we were when you walked in the damsel parade today. You are the epitome of the perfect Charming princess.” She held out a small package, wrapped in pink paper with a pink bow. “A gift to commemorate this lovely day.”
“Really?” Darling set the helmet at her feet, then peeled back the wrapping paper to reveal a copy of Secrets of the Sherwood Forest. Darling tried to hide her surprise. Was this some sort of test?
“I thought your old copy might be getting worn out by now,” Queen Charming said. “Oh, don’t look so alarmed, Darling. It’s one of my favorite books, too. And look, I had it signed.” She opened to the title page.
“Marian and I were roommates during our years at Ever After High,” Queen Charming explained. Her expression took on a faraway, dreamy look. “Those were thrilling days.”
Thrilling? That wasn’t a word that a traditional damsel usually uttered. Darling hugged the book to her chest. “Thank you. This is the best present ever.”
The queen cupped Darling’s face in her hands. “And you are my best present ever.” Then she stepped away, patting her beehive hair to make sure it was firmly in place. “It is time to freshen up for the feast. I’ll go get your father.”
Dexter stumbled over. He was still wearing his armor and had accessorized it with a big, goofy grin. “I don’t know how we did it, but I got second place. Did you see my ribbon? And did you see Raven? She waved at me.” He gestured to the new helmet. “Is that what I think it is?”
“Yep. Betty made it.”
He handed Darling his old helmet, then pulled the new one over his head, glasses and all. “Fits perfectly! I can see!”
The old helmet was warm in Darling’s hand. She looked at it longingly. “Hey, Dex? Can I have this?”
“I guess so,” he said with a shrug. “But I don’t know what you’ll do with it.”
“Oh, I have some ideas.” One day, the time would be right to let the world see her true self, and on that day, a helmet might come in handy. “And I was thinking, could I borrow your armor every once in a while, just so I can stroll through the village without having to deal with any potential suitors?”
“Yeah, okay.” He pulled off the new helmet and tucked it under his arm. “What’s that?”
“It’s a new copy of my favorite book. You left the library copy for me outside my bedroom when we were little. Remember?”
“No, I didn’t.”
“You didn’t? Then who did?”
Dexter and Darling turned and watched their parents walk arm in arm across the field. The queen looked every bit the perfect royal lady. She moved with grace, her head held high, not a hair out of place. Darling could still feel her mother’s hands cupping her face. It had been a warm embrace, but there had also been something odd about her mother’s hands. They’d felt a bit rough. As if…
… as if they were covered in calluses.
Darling tossed her head back and laughed.
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Acknowledgments
For this, my third Ever After High book, I have many people to thank, most especially my editorial team at Little, Brown. Erin Stein, I miss you, but you left me in the highly capable hands of Rachel Poloski, Mary-Kate Gaudet, and Pam Garfinkel. Together, we four shall continue to explore this fairytale world and all the crazy, fun stuff that comes with it. Huge thanks also to my lovely copy editor, Christine Ma, and the rest of the LB staff—Andew Smith, Kristina Aven, Victoria Stapleton, Barbara Bakowski, Mara Lander, and Véronique Sweet—for your continued support!
To the creative team at Mattel: Thanks so much to Venetia Davie, Julia Phelps, Ryan Ferguson, Charnita Belcher, Nicole Corse, Darren Sander, Emily Kelly, MJ Offen, Sally Eagle, Lara Dalian, Talia Rodgers, Audu Paden, and Robert Rudman for helping me find my way in their amazing world.
Michael, you deserve a throne.
Bob, Walker, and Isabelle, as always, you are my Happily Ever Afters.
About the Author
Suzanne Selfors feels like a Royal on some days and a Rebel on others. She’s written many books for kids, including the Smells Like Dog series and the Imaginary Veterinary series.
She has two charming children and lives in a magical island kingdom, where she hopes it is her destiny to write stories forever after.
Also by Suzanne Selfors
EVER AFTER HIGH
Next Top Villain
Kiss and Spell
General Villainy: A Destiny Do-Over Diary
Science and Sorcery: A Destiny Do-Over Diary
Hero Training: A Destiny Do-Over Diary
THE IMAGINARY VETERINARY SERIES
The Sasquatch Escape
The Lonely Lake Monster
The Rain Dragon Rescue
The Order of the
Unicorn
The Griffin’s Riddle
The Fairy Swarm
THE SMELLS LIKE DOG SERIES
Smells Like Dog
Smells Like Treasure
Smells Like Pirates
To Catch a Mermaid
Fortune’s Magic Farm
Contents
Cover
Title Page
Welcome
Dedication
Dear Reader
Chapter 1: Beyond Boring
Chapter 2: Pretty Is as Pretty Does
Chapter 3: Strong Is as Strong Does
Chapter 4: The Tower Years
Chapter 5: Dexter’s Dilemma
Chapter 6: Overly Perfect
Chapter 7: The Village Smithy
Chapter 8: The Stress of Being Distressed
Chapter 9: Gallant Sir Gallopad
Chapter 10: Bad News Betty
Chapter 11: If the Suit Fits
Chapter 12: Princely Pox
Chapter 13: A Cry for Help
Chapter 14: Banned Books
Chapter 15: Squire Darling to the Rescue
Chapter 16: A Charming Confession
Chapter 17: Questions and Crisps
Chapter 18: Marian by Moonlight
Chapter 19: A Damsel Parade
Chapter 20: The Knight in Dented Armor
Chapter 21: Happily Ever After
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Also by Suzanne Selfors
Copyright
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Cover art by Jay Ju
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