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by Wright Thompson


  It would be a story Parker would continue to cover, as control of the wrestling world accumulated under the aegis of a few powerful men. In 1948, several regional promoters met in Waterloo, Iowa, to form the National Wrestling Alliance. The NWA would dominate the sport for the next three decades, and would, at its height, come to incorporate 40-some-odd “territories” across North America, the Caribbean, East Asia, and the South Pacific.

  If the persistent rumors of organized crime’s involvement in wrestling are little more than an urban legend, it is because there was no necessity for wiseguys. The NWA was its own mafia. And its duties largely consisted of coercing, putting over, or stretching the one commodity without which the entire enterprise could not function: the wrestlers.

  The Cartel

  The logic of the NWA was simple. No single promoter could, at that time, exercise control over pro wrestling throughout the United States. The next best option for promoters, eager to make money in a sport both less scrutinized and more popular than boxing, was industry-wide collusion. The formation of the NWA allowed for promoters to mediate any disputes and to demarcate the territories in which each member would be allowed to stage matches—thus, “The Territorial Era.”

  Eddie Graham would run wrestling in Florida; LeRoy McGuirk would hold dominion over Oklahoma; Don Owen would entertain the marks of Oregon and Washington State; and so on.

  After carving up the habitable world, the NWA’s next step would be to strangle any outside competition in the cradle. Non-NWA promotions, also known as “outlaw promotions,” would be ruthlessly stamped out if they attempted to stage wrestling shows in NWA territory. Blockbuster NWA shows would suddenly be staged across town, on the same night, as an outlaw promoter’s show. Star wrestlers would agree to appear in an outlaw show, then get bribed to stay home—the outlaw promoter eating the cost of a heavily advertised no-show. Midlevel wrestlers would be threatened with the blacklist for appearing on an outlaw card.

  More extreme measures might be taken by unknown parties: municipal coliseums and arenas would suddenly shred contracts, threatening phone calls would be received, and mysterious fires would be kindled. And if all else failed, the NWA could go to the extreme of scorching the earth—“burning” the territory with an overwhelming glut of bad shows, underwhelming scripting, and mediocre wrestling, until business all but evaporated in the area.

  This was just how the alliance treated rival promoters. For the wrestlers, it was even nastier.

  The Jobbers

  Labor coercion by management—in almost any industry—need not take the form of a threat. More often than not, management will present a false choice: you can go wrestle as a jobber for one hundred bucks a week for Ed McLemore, out in Texas, or you can not. It’s fine if you don’t. But you might not get another call. And of course, for those who had something to say about any of this, the NWA had other hardball responses.

  Promoters conspired to fix wages around the country and agreed to not pay above the going rate for most wrestlers, with the exception of a few top-drawing stars who might be granted contracts—lest they jump territories or ditch promoters. Intimidating the workforce was imperative for promoters. Big Jim Wilson, an ex-NFL lineman and former wrestler who, after being blackballed in the industry, would attempt to build support for tight governmental regulation of wrestling, would identify the key expense which could meaningfully impact the promoters’ profit margin:

  Without one MBA among them, wrestlers deduced the most important line item in pro wrestling’s accounting spreadsheets—the incredibly low business costs. As a business, the wrestling industry’s only operating expenses were monies paid for arena rentals, TV production, and talent—wrestler compensation. With some quick calculations, wrestlers concluded that talent compensation could not possibly constitute more than 15% of wrestling’s gross . . . wrestlers should have realized they were the industry’s biggest marks.

  It should not be surprising that in an industry controlled by, at most, 30 village Napoleons, in which promoter profits could easily be increased by a wide margin merely by keeping labor expenses as low as possible, labor suppression would be vigorous and multifaceted.

  A 1921 article by sportswriter Al Spink about the aforementioned “Curley Trust” detailed one of the most commonly employed forms of coercion exercised by promoters against wrestlers—the blacklist. His column, profiling “Marin Plestina, greatest wrestler in the world,” found that Plestina had been blackballed by Curley from competing in any championship bout, across North America: “Here today is actual evidence of the existence of a wrestling trust that would bar from all wrestling contests . . . men who are of good standing in the professional wrestling game.”

  The threat that any wrestler could, if he said or did the wrong thing, be permanently blackballed in his only profession was usually sufficient to ensure compliance. Wrestlers could complain all they wanted—about getting paid $30 a gig; about paying for “gasoline runs” on far-flung road shows; about being compelled to do “blade jobs,” the cutting of one’s forehead midmatch to induce bleeding—but for most wrestlers, fear was a gag.

  Wrestlers regularly complained of irregularities in the gate receipts, counting the number of people in the audience midmatch, then finding half that number recorded in the ledger, as promoters pleaded poverty in cutting the checks. But what could they do? This was not a localized problem; this was the brick and mortar of professional wrestling for most of the century.

  A 1973 lawsuit brought by blacklisted wrestler Don “Mr. X” Pruitt exposed other nasty mechanisms of NWA coercion, including the corruption of state athletic commissions, forced “heel turns” meted out to turn would-be champions into despised bad guys, and “stretchings”—the intentional injury of wrestlers in the ring, ordered by promoters in retaliation for some perceived slight.

  What self-deception and a nonstop party culture could not palliate for wrestlers, vicious intimidation could.

  Mr. McMahon’s Neighborhood

  One possibly apocryphal story tells of a phone call in the early eighties between Ted Turner and wrestling’s éminence grise, WWE CEO and chairman Vince McMahon. Turner, by then an extremely powerful cable programmer and billionaire, grandly announced, “Vince, I’m in the wrassling business”—to which McMahon is said to have responded, “That’s great, Ted—I’m in the entertainment business.”

  If the call never happened, it may as well have. It was in this era that McMahon, the once-estranged son of a New York–based NWA promoter, would commence a multi-decade war on his erstwhile partners, with the aim of aggressively reshaping the industry into “sports entertainment” with only one promoter at the apex. The explosion of pro wrestling in the eighties, with the advent of “Hulkamania” merchandising and MTV cross-promotion, heralded an astonishing new level of cultural relevancy and profitability for the industry. Those profits came at the direct expense of the wrestlers.

  Since the early eighties, the story of pro wrestling has more or less been the story of a burgeoning monopoly, that of McMahon’s WWE. There is no such thing as a nice billionaire, and Vince is unexceptional in this regard.

  Aggressive Expansion

  The first chapter in the WWE story is one of what the conservative economist Joseph Schumpeter might call “creative destruction,” in which McMahon, using the power of cable TV, cartoonish pop aesthetics, and governmental deregulation, co-opted or ruthlessly destroyed his competitors. Perhaps the closest analogy was the contemporaneous destruction of the Mafia’s stranglehold over Las Vegas gambling and the rise of the new, glittering Vegas Strip. No more knuckle-dragging goombahs, with all the PR skills of a pot of lampreys; it would be corporate titans like Steve Wynn or Sheldon Adelson in charge, so that everyone could pretend organized vice was a clean trade.

  Like the oligarchs of nineties Russia, most of whom entered the post-Soviet era as ambitious, well-connected crooks without much in the way of a conscience, McMahon was well positioned in advance of his campai
gn to dominate the industry. His father had bequeathed him the most prized NWA territory, New York City, and with it, the glittering crown jewel, Madison Square Garden. McMahon the Elder had been one of the earliest pioneers in the nationwide broadcasting of wrestling, and it was to be with this cudgel that McMahon the Younger would smash his adversaries.

  McMahon simply bought out many promotions, such as Georgia Championship Wrestling. By aggressively headhunting star wrestlers, promising jobs to rival promoters, and paying well above market price for ownership stakes in rival outfits, McMahon was able to make significant inroads into regional markets across the country. The advent of pay-per-view was ultimately even more deadly. Cable spectaculars like “Wrestlemania” not only generated millions of dollars in revenues for McMahon; broadcast nationally, they trampled across the old dividing lines.

  There were some formidable opponents, who might have managed to turn the tide against the WWF had they united. Instead, McMahon won that war, defeating every colorful peacock in his path, from the Carolinas’ Big Jim Crockett, to Minnesota’s Verne Gagne, to, eventually, Atlanta’s own Ted Turner.

  Since the incorporation of Turner’s WCW into the WWE in 2001 and the end of the “Monday Night Wars,” there has been no serious competition in the world of pro wrestling. Unsurprisingly, this has not translated into greater prosperity for most wrestlers.

  Requiem for an Independent Contractor

  The evolution of pro wrestling’s public image has put wrestlers in a bind. Vince McMahon is a white-collar sleazeball, but one with a bottomless supply of starch. A “leper with the most fingers,” McMahon has a certain oily charm in spite of himself and can honestly say that he has taken bumps alongside his wrestlers. The inequities of the wrestling industry are not as stark as they were in the days of the NWA machine, when McMahon was promoting shows in northern Maine; they have been carefully massaged with all the skill the modern corporation can bring to bear upon a knot in the muscles.

  Pro wrestling’s greater visibility as cheesy adolescent fantasy tends to mitigate the public backlash the industry should receive each time another wrestler dies young. This very quality of mainstream disrespect has largely served the interests of a blood-soaked business.

  If the NWA was a down-home cosa nostra of sorts, a twanging syndicate of hucksters in loud sport coats, McMahon was the slick corporate raider, a gorilla whose suit actually fit. McMahon doesn’t speak like a good ole boy; he sounds like Mitt Romney. This is no coincidence. In its aggressive campaign against state regulation, dislocating terms of employment, and poisonous, often fatal working conditions, the WWE is a corporation only a Republican senator could love. “I’m an entrepreneur,” McMahon deigned to inform Bob Costas. “I’m what makes this company, my company and this country, go round and round. I take risks.”

  Round and round. It’s true. Like a true entrepreneur, Vince McMahon does take risks—usually with other people’s lives, from lowly, forgotten jobbers like Charles Austin and Darren Drozdov, both of whom were paralyzed wrestling in WWF matches, to bona fide stars like Owen Hart, who died after falling 78 feet out of a stunt harness and into one of Vince’s rings. Whether you’re low-status “enhancement talent,” whose only job is to make the babyfaces look good, or wrestling royalty like the Hart family, all of Vince’s wrestlers share one important commonality: they are not employees of World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc. Rather, they are independent contractors, freely furnishing their services in an ostensibly voluntary arrangement with a corporation.

  The orchestration of pro wrestling heavily depends on such apparently minor distinctions, on degrees, and feints. Take, for instance, the piledriver. Executed correctly by two working wrestlers, it is a safe move, a staple of the mat. Executed slightly incorrectly, it can lead to paralysis, death, or an injury of the sort which possibly shortened “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s career.

  Another delicate maneuver: is a pro wrestling match a competition, or an exhibition? A seemingly minor distinction—but in the eighties, the money men of pro wrestling broke kayfabe, that code of silence safeguarding the industry’s competitive integrity, to all but bellow at state lawmakers that the matches were predetermined, that the whole show was “fake.”

  Why? The benefits were compelling. If pro wrestling is just “entertainment,” there is no need for regulatory scrutiny. By pushing through deregulation, with the help of sleazy right-wing lawyers like Rick Santorum, the WWF wriggled out of paying taxes on their TV broadcasts and sloughed off any oversight by state athletic commissions. In New Jersey, for instance, following the state legislature’s 1989 deregulation of the industry, the state “would no longer license wrestlers, promoters, timekeepers and referees,” and wrestlers “would no longer be required to take physical examinations before an exhibition”—a fateful dereliction in a business rife with injury.

  The cultural consensus which continues to dominate this nation is that greed only exists for Cadillac-driving welfare queens and fat-cat union bosses. It is never accounted as greedy, for instance, that the entire aim of three decades of dislocating economic policies has been to squeeze blood from a stone, depriving laborers of basic securities so as to legalize labor exploitation. So it is that wrestlers are never “employees”—but rather, independent contractors, who, like the wandering samurai of feudal Japan, or the noble free lances of 12th-century England, face the strong likelihood of penury, injury, and an early death. As independent contractors, wrestlers must file state income tax returns in each state that they wrestle—an onerous task—as well as pay a punishing self-employment tax.

  As attorney and academic Oliver Bateman writes, “Most low-level performers and members of the female Diva division operate on short-term guaranteed contracts in the mid-five figures, out of which they must pay for their travel, food and lodging.”

  Despite their putative “contracts,” the wrestlers can often be fired by the promotion at any time. The WWE does not pay into Social Security or unemployment insurance for the wrestlers and, in an industry in which late-life financial jeopardy is all too common, provides no pensions.

  But the most immediately punishing consequence of this employment status is the lack of any form of company-paid health insurance. McMahon scoffs at this criticism, claiming “anyone who makes the kind of money that they make can easily afford their own health care,” and that “most independent contractors have their own health care.”

  Just ask Bret “Hitman” Hart, five-time WWF champion and scion of the legendary “Hart Foundation.” Hart seems like a good guy, a huge star widely respected for his abilities and professionalism, once shooting that “the real art of professional wrestling . . . is to never get hurt and never hurt anyone else.”

  But in 1989, in a pay-per-view match in London Arena, strongman Dino Bravo awkwardly slammed Hart into a fence, breaking his sternum and several ribs. Only seven weeks later, Hart was wrestling again. Hart, paying his own health care costs, later admitted to receiving only a couple hundred dollars a week from the WWF while he recuperated. With a wife and several children to support, Hart could not afford to rest any longer. Maybe that was the point; the only party Hart’s rapid return benefited was the WWF. In 2000, a concussion sustained at WCW Souled Out put Hart out of commission again—this time, for good.

  Unlike many wrestlers, including some of his own relatives, Bret Hart has avoided the personal and professional pitfalls to which so many wrestlers succumb: drug addiction, serious injury, and premature death. English-born Davey Boy Smith did not. One of the physically strongest wrestlers ever employed by Vince McMahon, despite his relatively small stature, Davey and cousin Tom “Dynamite Kid” Billington constituted a legendary tag team dubbed “The British Bulldogs.” As recounted by David Shoemaker in his book The Squared Circle, their fates would be nothing less than horrific.

  In 1986, in a match against the Magnificent Muraco and Cowboy Bob Orton, Billington suffered a sudden, debilitating back injury. In the footage, Billington can be
seen lying in agonizing pain for minutes until he is carried off, with no ringside doctor in sight. The match was not stopped, the unaware Orton and Muraco continuing to pound the prone Dynamite Kid. Billington kept wrestling for another decade, at times barely able to walk. Last year, Billington suffered a stroke, his heavy steroid use a contributing factor.

  Smith’s story was more bleak. Following a serious back injury at the 1998 WCW Fall Brawl, caused by a faulty trap door the wrestlers had not been warned about, Smith contracted a staph infection; he was released from his WCW contract via FedEx, as he lay in a hospital bed. He developed a dependence on prescription pain medication, a common condition for the pain-wracked wrestler, for whom sleep is sometimes impossible. In 2002, Smith was dead of a heart attack at age 39.

  As recounted by Shoemaker, wrestler Bruce Hart squarely laid the blame for Smith’s death on the demands of the business: “Davey paid the price with steroid cocktails and human growth hormones.” This is not an anomaly. Following the deregulation of wrestling in Pennsylvania, McMahon nevertheless retained state-licensed ringside physician Dr. George Zahorian for matches in the state. Zahorian was best known for lending wrestlers his prescription pad in the eighties to meet a staggering demand for steroids, with Hulk Hogan being his main client. The message was clear, at a time when Hulkamania and Jim “Ultimate Warrior” Hellwig were the WWF’s main attractions: if you want to be a star, you need to get preposterously muscled—and if you want to get preposterously muscled, you’ll want to hit the ’roids as much as the gym.

  The specter of locker rooms awash with discarded needles eventually led to a blockbuster trial in which the federal government charged McMahon and Zahorian with drug trafficking. While McMahon narrowly avoided prison, Zahorian eventually admitted his complicity, arguing—perhaps not implausibly—that he felt it best to supply the WWF’s wrestlers with a clean supply of steroids, as they would have sought the drugs elsewhere. Demand was just too high.

 

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