The Abu Wahab Caper

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by Ross H. Spencer


  I said nikapauca Betsy.

  Betsy put her hand on my shoulder.

  She said Chance look at me.

  I looked at her.

  She was beyond doubt the most beautiful blonde on the face of Planet Earth.

  Her big pale-blue eyes glistened with tears.

  Her lips trembled.

  She said Chance I love you.

  I shrugged.

  Betsy said what does nikapauca mean?

  I said it’s just a Winnebago word.

  Betsy’s voice quivered.

  She said if it means something bad I know I deserve it.

  She said tell me what it means.

  She started to cry.

  When Betsy cries she breaks my heart.

  I shrugged.

  I said Betsy nikapauca means my love for you is warmer than the sun and deeper than blue waters and it fills my heart to overflowing.

  I said or some goddam thing.

  Betsy gulped.

  She stared at me wide-eyed.

  She said oh dear God Chance that’s simply beautiful.

  She put her face next to mine.

  Her tears were hot on my cheek.

  They rolled down into my collar.

  She said Chance say it again.

  She said oh please say it again.

  I shrugged.

  I took Betsy’s face between my hands.

  I looked into her eyes.

  I said nikapauca sweetie.

  Betsy gave a tiny squeal of delight.

  She wiggled like she was sitting on a hot coal.

  She threw her arms around my neck and squeezed hard.

  She covered my face with kisses.

  She said nikapauca my darling nikapauca nikapauca!

  I shrugged.

  I said anytime you say.

  I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls

  Where I sat upon marble chairs;

  Amidst all my great gain

  I encountered great pain

  When I fell down the marble stairs.

  Monroe D. Underwood

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