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by Rhys Bowen


  “Madame, I cannot let her go. She will flee to the arms of her royal cousin and will never face justice for her crime.”

  “What crime?” Mummy demanded. “You can’t seriously think that my daughter had anything to do with the death of Sir Toby? Look at her—a sweet, innocent girl. She is in a state of complete shock.”

  “Sweet, innocent girls have been known to kill before now,” Lafite said. “They have even killed their mothers, I believe.”

  “But not my daughter. She is the great-granddaughter of Queen Victoria. She has been raised with that code of honor.”

  “I remember that your Queen Victoria killed many people as your country tried to rule the world,” Lafite said.

  “Yes, but not personally,” Mummy answered. “She had armies to do that for her.”

  Lafite smirked. “But you are not of royal blood, Madame. And you clearly have passion in your veins. Maybe your daughter, she takes after you.”

  I was tired and scared and angry. I got to my feet. “This is silly and it’s getting us nowhere,” I said. “I didn’t kill Sir Toby. I did not return to his house in the afternoon. I’ve made it clear to you that the marquis drove me home, in the rain. He drove me right up to the front door and I ran inside, where my maid greeted me. If I’d gone to Sir Toby’s I’d have been wet, wouldn’t I?”

  “My lady, this does not prove your innocence. Who is to say you did not slip away later, when the rain stopped?”

  I decided that a white lie might be in order. “My maid was with me, helping me prepare for my dinner with the marquis. She would have noticed if I’d left the villa. Why don’t you question her?”

  “We shall, mademoiselle. Trust me, we shall question everyone. But I would take the word of a maid who is loyal to her mistress with the speck of salt.”

  “Then I suggest you question Sir Toby’s wife and son, and his mistress, because they all have better motives to want him dead than I.”

  Lafite waved these suggestions aside. “I will decide whom to investigate. And at this moment the cards are all stacked against you, Lady Georgiana of Rannoch. It all comes back to the fact that a reliable man did not see a ghost when he noticed you in Sir Toby’s front garden. But trust me, Lafite will leave no pebble not-turned-over to get at the truth.”

  Mummy put a protective arm around my shoulders. “Then it may interest you to know that Madame Chanel has just telephoned to her friend at the Sûreté in Paris, and what’s more we have a top man from Scotland Yard arriving any moment. So you had better pray, Monsieur Lafite, that you get it right, because the eyes of the world are on you.”

  “You may bring who you like, Madame. I have already told you that the Yard of Scotland has no power here. I, Lafite, have the power to send this young woman to trial or not.”

  I don’t know how long this impasse would have continued or whether Mummy would have eventually worn him down, but once more there were voices in the tiled hallway—men’s voices this time—and Jean-Paul stalked into the room, followed by a distinguished-looking man with gray hair.

  “I said I would return to put matters right, and I have,” Jean-Paul announced, as dramatically as my mother had done. “Inspector, may I present Monsieur Balzac, the eminent criminal defense lawyer. Together we have been to the home of Monsieur le Juge and I have placed with him a considerable sum of money to guarantee that Lady Georgiana does not flee from Nice so she may be free to return to her villa.”

  I wanted to rush over to him and hug him, but Mummy got there first. “You are a wonderful, wonderful man,” she said, flinging her arms around his neck. “I don’t know how we’ll be able to repay you.” Her actions indicated that she had a jolly good idea of one way to repay him.

  Lafite shot a glance at the young policeman. “Very well,” he said. “You may take her home tonight. But I send my men to guard the house. Do not even think of leaving Nice, any of you.”

  “We wouldn’t dream of it,” Mummy said. “Where else would one want to be in the winter?” She took my hand. “Come, darling. We’re going home.”

  And she dragged me triumphantly past the little inspector.

  Chapter 24

  January 26–27, 1933

  At the Villa Marguerite. Still shaken and stirred.

  We stood together on the pavement in a little group: Mummy and Jean-Paul and the lawyer and Coco had joined us as well.

  “So where to now?” Jean-Paul said cheerfully. “The casino or the Negresco for a late drink?”

  “If you don’t mind, I’d rather go home,” I said. “I’m afraid I wouldn’t be a very gay and witty companion tonight.”

  “Of course you wouldn’t, darling,” Mummy said. “It’s been a nightmare for you. I’ll take you home straight away. See, my car is waiting over there. If you’ll excuse us, Marquis.”

  “I understand.” He gave me a wonderful smile. “Go home and sleep well, ma petite.”

  “I’m sorry our lovely evening was spoiled,” I said.

  He took my hand and raised it to his lips. “There will be other evenings,” he said, and he looked at me as his lips lingered on my hand in a way that, in spite of everything, made me feel weak at the knees.

  “You’ve certainly made a conquest there,” Mummy said as we reached the car and the chauffeur got out to open the door for us. “Positively drooling over you, darling. Well, you wouldn’t do too badly if you snagged that one. A marquis isn’t as good as a prince, I know, but he does have oodles of loot.”

  “Mummy, how can you talk about such things, after what has just happened?”

  She patted my knee as she climbed into the car beside me. “I prefer not to dwell on the unpleasant aspects of life. And now the marquis and his lawyer have taken charge, this will all be forgotten in an instant. Especially when our man from Scotland Yard arrives.”

  “Who is the top man from Scotland Yard you have coming to help?” I asked.

  “Why, your grandfather, of course,” Mummy said.

  I had to laugh. “Mummy, he was an ordinary constable and he’s retired.”

  “That odious little man doesn’t need to know that,” Mummy said.

  “Is Granddad really coming, then? Have you heard back from him?”

  “No, but I told him we’d booked his ticket. In the morning I’ll send a second telegram saying ‘Georgie arrested for murder.’ That should do the trick.”

  “It would be lovely if he did come,” I said wistfully. Now that I was no longer facing the horrid inspector and safely in Mummy’s car, I felt as if I might let myself down and cry. What I wanted more than anything else at this moment was my grandfather’s comforting presence, the smell of his old tweed jacket and the feel of his bristly cheek as he hugged me. I didn’t dare hope too much that he would come. I knew it would be a huge undertaking for him to leave England and go abroad to a country he mistrusted. But I knew that he loved me too. So I let a glimmer of hope burn inside me.

  For once Mummy was a real brick. She pushed Queenie out of the way and helped me undress, then she brought me hot milk with brandy in it and handed me a little white pill.

  “What is it?” I asked cautiously.

  “Just a sleeping pill, darling. I use them all the time. Take it and you’ll sleep like a baby.”

  I was too exhausted to resist, even though I had serious misgivings about any pill that my mother took. But she was right. It did work like a charm. I fell asleep and awoke to see Queenie standing over my bed with a tea tray.

  “Your mum said I had better wake you up,” she said, plonking the tray down on the side table so that the tea splashed into the saucer. “That lawyer bloke is here and wanting to talk to you.”

  “Oh, golly.” The full memory of the night before came rushing back to me. “Run me a bath, Queenie, and find me something to wear that looks—” I was about to say “innocent” but I changed it to “girlish. Young.”

  “Bob’s yer uncle, miss,” she said cheerfully and went off. I sat up and drank the rest of the
tea. Amazingly I felt remarkably well, considering everything that had happened yesterday. I bathed and came back to find that Queenie had laid out the same white trousers and blue jacket of the day before. That was one outfit I did not want to be seen wearing.

  “No, Queenie. A simple cotton frock. Oh, let me.” I shoved her aside and examined my meager wardrobe. Simple frocks were actually something I owned. I selected a schoolgirlish check, brushed my hair and went downstairs looking, I hoped, young, innocent and demure. As I neared the drawing room I heard low voices and was mortified to find not only Monsieur Balzac sitting on the sofa, but Jean-Paul standing beside him. I was horribly conscious that I looked like a schoolgirl.

  Monsieur Balzac rose to his feet. “Lady Georgiana. I trust that you slept well,” he said in French.

  “Yes, I did. Thank you. And thank you for coming to my rescue last night.”

  He shook his head. “It was the marquis you had to thank. I am just the instrument.”

  “My eternal thanks to both of you,” I said. “If it weren’t for you, I’d have been locked up in a dreadful cell, being gloated over by that horrid man.” I turned to focus my gaze on Jean-Paul. “It was especially nice of you to get up so early for me.”

  Jean-Paul laughed. “But I am an early bird by nature. Ask anyone. Besides, I had to meet the train.” He came across to me and took my hand. “I just wanted to see for myself that you had survived the night and were well. Now, if you will excuse me, I have matters that require my immediate attention. I leave you in the experienced hands of Monsieur Balzac.” And he kissed my hand lightly before departing.

  Monsieur Balzac coughed to draw my attention. “Please be seated, Lady Georgiana, and I want you to tell me everything.”

  He resumed his place on the sofa. I perched on the edge of a chair across from him. “I don’t really know what to tell. I had never met Sir Toby until two days ago at the casino. We exchanged a few words. I admired his yacht because one can see it from our terrace. He invited me to come sailing with him the next day. I went to his house before noon, I think. We went for a short sail. Sir Toby tried to”—I paused, selecting my words carefully—“take advantage of me, knowing that I was all alone on his yacht. Fortunately the marquis happened to pass by in his speedboat and so I left Sir Toby and went off with him.”

  “I see.” He frowned. “Unfortunately this will not come across well in court. I had hoped that we could claim you did not know Sir Toby. But his crew will testify that he made advances to you and you left his yacht in a state of distress.”

  “Yes, but they will also testify that he was still alive when I left, and I never saw him again. I was with the marquis.”

  “So he informs me. You ate a meal together on the beach, I believe.”

  I nodded. “Then it started to pour with rain and he drove me home. He actually saw me go in the front door. My maid met me. I rested for a while, then the rain stopped and I walked out onto the terrace and saw the body floating in the swimming pool.” I looked at him and shrugged. “That’s about it, really.”

  “So someone was with you all the time after you arrived home?”

  “My maid wasn’t actually with me all the time, but she was around. So were other servants.”

  He frowned. “So this gardener, who claims he saw you tiptoeing toward Sir Toby’s house at around three o’clock? He is lying? For what purpose?”

  “Someone has paid him to pin the crime on me, perhaps?” I suggested. “Or he saw someone who looked like me. The funny thing is that several people have seen someone who resembles me in Nice. We should try to find this person. Perhaps she had a good reason to go and visit Sir Toby yesterday.”

  “We will certainly try to do this,” he said. He leaned across and patted my knee. “Do not worry. I am sure there is not enough evidence to bring a case against you, especially given who you are and your royal connections. When they look into the affairs of Sir Toby, they will find someone with a compelling motive for wanting him dead. You say you saw him at the casino. Maybe he had gambling debts. Maybe he had run afoul of the mafia—we are not far from the Italian border here. Or maybe he surprised a thief in the course of a robbery. I understand he owned many fine objets d’art.”

  “Yes,” I said. “That’s much more likely. And I know from what I overheard that he had quarreled recently with his wife and his mistress. I just hope that Inspector Lafite doesn’t think he has found the ideal suspect in me and doesn’t bother to investigate any further.”

  “We will have to make sure that he keeps on looking,” Balzac said. He got to his feet. “So have courage, young lady. I think our inspector realizes now that he acted hastily. Let us hope that he will soon be on the track of the real criminal.” He shook my hand. “À bientôt.” Then he left the room, leaving me feeling uneasy. I sensed that he didn’t really believe I was out of the woods, nor that I was completely innocent.

  I went out onto the terrace. The unsettled weather of the previous night had vanished to leave a clear, sparkling morning with the sea so blue that it looked like liquid sapphire. A seagull circled lazily overhead. A small fishing boat chugged past with men in striped jerseys on board. It would have been a perfect day if this cloud hadn’t been hanging over us. My mother, Vera and Coco were sitting at the table, looking gloomy. They all attempted to brighten up when they saw me. Mummy jumped to her feet.

  “Hello, darling, had a lovely long sleep?” She came to kiss my cheek.

  “Yes, thank you. I did. And I’ve just been talking to Jean-Paul’s lawyer.”

  “That’s good. He’ll take care of everything. They’ll sort it all out in no time, you’ll see,” Vera said. “Have you had breakfast?”

  “No, and I’m starving.”

  She got up. “I’ll go and tell Cook to prepare you eggs and bacon. You need a proper breakfast at times like these.”

  I drew up a chair at the table, reaching forward to pour myself some coffee. “Are you going to send Granddad another telegram?” I asked Mummy.

  “Already done. I sent Franz into town with it first thing.”

  “You’re wonderful.” I beamed at her. “I do hope he comes.”

  “He will, after he reads my dramatic rendition of your dire circumstances. I’m almost as good on paper as I am on the stage.”

  “But you said telegrams were expensive. You paid by the word, you said.”

  She laughed. “Dear child, I am not exactly penniless. Besides, it’s Max’s money—at least for the moment.”

  “What do you mean?”

  “I received a letter from him this morning saying how much he missed me and how he wanted me to return home to him. It was phrased as a request, but it sounded to me like an order.”

  “Oh, golly. Will you go?”

  She shrugged. “I don’t like being bossed. I’m writing back to tell him that my daughter needs me. And while I’m here I may look for someone to fill his shoes, so to speak. Since you’ve snagged the marquis, I’ll have to cast my net farther afield.”

  “Mummy, you are terrible.” I couldn’t help laughing.

  “Ah, but you have to admit I do have fun.” Her face clouded suddenly. “Oh, God—you know what just struck me? If that silly little French inspector decides to delve into our connections with Sir Toby, he’ll find out that Max and he had a blazing row over Sir Toby trying to steal his designs. Lafite would make hay with that, wouldn’t he?”

  “At least you have an alibi for the time he was killed,” I said. “I don’t. I think I’m going to visit that gardener this morning and confront him about what he actually saw. That way I’ll know whether someone was paying him to say that he saw me. But I can’t think why they’d choose me as their scapegoat. I had never even met the man until the night before.”

  Coco leaned forward to stub out her cigarette. “It is all very strange,” she said. “My money is on Olga. Her type is hot-blooded and does not forgive easily. I would bet that she hired a thug to do the deed for her.”

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nbsp; I nodded. “She certainly threatened him when she walked out. She told him he’d be sorry. But apparently the gardener didn’t notice a big, burly thug creeping into the garden, just someone who looked like me.”

  “Breakfast on the way,” Vera announced as she returned to join us. “And I gather that the Duke of Westminster’s yacht has returned to Nice, which is comforting to know. At the very least we could whisk you away—”

  “With the Prince of Wales on board?” I said. “Pursued by French gunboats? I don’t think that would go down well at Buckingham Palace. Besides, Mrs. Simpson would try to push me back overboard. She loathes me.”

  “She loathes everyone who isn’t useful to her, darling,” Mummy said, “but she especially loathes you because you’re one of them and she will never be. She sees you as standing in the way of her grand design.”

  “She can’t really aspire to being queen one day!” Vera laughed and reached across to take a cigarette from Coco’s gold case.

  My breakfast had just arrived and I fell upon it as if I hadn’t had a meal in months. I suppose fear can make people hungry. But I was only halfway through the eggs and bacon when Mummy’s maid appeared.

  “Madame, you have a visitor. I have shown her into the drawing room.” And she handed Mummy a calling card on a silver salver—all terribly proper, which made me surmise immediately that the guest expected that kind of formality. Mummy took the card.

  “Good God,” she said, and she flicked it across the table to Vera and Coco. “Lady Groper has turned up.”

  Chapter 25

  January 27, 1933

  At Villa Marguerite and later at Sir Toby’s villa.

  Lovely day. I only wish I could enjoy it.

 

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