SUNNY SIDE UP
Daniel Stallings
Pace Press
Fresno, California
Sunny Side Up
Copyright © 2018 by Daniel Stallings. All rights reserved.
Cover design by Dominic Grijalva
Published by Pace Press
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ISBN 978-1-61035-311-3
135798642
Printed in the United States of America
on acid-free paper.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data on file.
Contents
1. Port
2. “I Miss No One”
3. Ice and Fire
4. Dinner
5. Room Service
6. Breakfast
7. The Ice Queen
8. Scandal
9. Catalina Island
10. Discovery
11. Death by Sunstroke
12. The Necessary Parties
13. The Missing Sunscreen
14. Murder?
15. Witnesses
16. Mexico
17. Bullies
18. Catastrophe
19. A Damaged Woman
20. Family
21. Patterns
22. Answers
23. Long Beach
To Donna McCrohan Rosenthal for making this all possible.
Thank you for everything.
CHAPTER 1
Port
“Johnson! Get your head out of your ass and fluff those orchids!”
Liam Johnson swallowed the urge to fling the little crystal urn at the maître d’s face. Paul had a point. This wasn’t the time to think about his late father. The cruise ship would depart in an hour. Li made a good show of fluffing the flowers, pulled the white tablecloth taut, and rearranged the place setting. Paul McCaffrey bellowed orders into Li’s ear.
“You missed a spot on that dessert spoon! No, the brandy snifters go on the table, not the champagne flutes! That napkin isn’t folded properly! Start over!”
Li’s fingers trembled with each new order. Sweat peppered his sharply groomed black hair. Summoning his patience, he dispatched his duties with quick, cautious precision. Paul glowered at the table.
“It’s a start,” he said. “Now get moving! You have thirty tables to finish before we launch, and I’m being generous!” Despite the carpet on the floor, Paul’s black patent-leather dress shoes pounded away as he stormed the breadth of the dining room. Li pushed a sigh from his throat and returned to the tables. Paul’s thirty was Li’s fifty. He maneuvered the cart laden with clattering flatware to the next stop. Tight, little stress lines—three years in the making—pulled against his mouth like puppet strings.
Paul’s voice shattered the peace of the ship’s dining room.
“I thought I told everyone that the champagne is for tray pass only! Get the flutes off the tables! Snifters! Do I have to repeat myself? Snifter, snifters, snifters!”
Li polished a gold-tinted fork and slipped into his thoughts.
Tomorrow…I can get through tomorrow. I’ll just pretend nothing happened.
“These trays are disgusting! Get them washed this instant!”
I just won’t think about Dad…or hospitals…or the fact we couldn’t afford flowers for the memorial…
“No no NO! I TOLD you we’re using the gold-rimmed plates for the amuse-bouche!”
I guess I can’t think about Mom or Anna either…
“Johnson! Are you still working on that table?”
Shoving the memories aside, Li set three additional tables before Paul roared at him to polish the ice buckets. The passengers were boarding. In three hours, dinner would be served. Another cruise of bad manners, bad tips, and exemplary service would begin.
“Now don’t miss a single speck, Johnson! I want these babies to sparkle! Get to work while I inspect your tables!”
Li shined the buckets, losing himself again in the jungle of his thoughts.
I wish I could have saved you, Dad…
“Christ, look at this mess! You only set four tables, and all of the flowers are off-center! You’re just begging me to abandon you in Mexico, aren’t you? Maybe you’ll land a job as a tourist jockey in Ensenada! Finish those buckets and fix these tables!”
I’ll fix something all right…I want to fix my rotten life…
“What are you doing, Johnson? Get your ass moving. NOW!”
Li scrubbed the silver finish with a rag, dismissing the whine of pain in his elbow. As he worked, he saw a blond flash reflected in the mirrored stomach of the bowl. He adjusted the ice bucket’s position to get a better view.
Paul strode to the dining room entrance on the wings of his over-polished dress shoes. His face twinkled with a face-splitting smile.
“Mademoiselle Jackson!” he exclaimed in an accent that would insult any Parisian native. “Welcome back to my dining room! We have missed you on the Howard Line.”
Charlegne Jackson closed her compact with a snap. Her eyes lounged behind huge designer sunglasses that looked a little too much like an insect’s compound eye. “Thank you, Jean Paul. What are the seating arrangements for dinner?”
“As you know, Mademoiselle—”
“Spare me the flattery. Where am I sitting?”
“The Captain’s Table, of course. Captain Crayle wouldn’t dream of—”
“Steven and Priscilla will eat there, yes?”
“It has all been arranged.”
“Who else is dining there?”
“Mademoiselle, I—”
“Who else is dining there?”
Paul flinched as if her words bit him. The accent and the airs evaporated.
“R-Rosemary Hale, Miss Jackson.”
Charlegne pushed her shades onto the top of her golden head. Her eyes whittled into thin slots of blue fire, like the gas rings on a stove. Her lipsticked mouth tightened into a frown. Reopening her compact and applying a thin, ivory veil to her smooth face, she said, “Be sure that Rosie and I are seated at opposite ends of the table, Jean Paul. I don’t need a repeat of Fashion Week. Do you understand?”
“Yes, Miss Jackson.”
“Good. I drink only Dom Pérignon Rosé 2000. See to it that I have a chilled bottle adjacent to my seat.”
“Yes, Miss Jackson.”
“Who’s that boy over there?”
Li’s heart jammed into his throat. She pointed directly at him. He bent over the ice bucket and burnished the metal until his fingers cramped.
“Liam?” Paul asked. “He’s just a waiter. No one important. No one notices him.” He dismissed the thought with a flick of his hand. “If you want him fired…”
Li winced.
“I want him at the table tonight.”
“You can’t be serious!”
“Jean Paul, do it.”
“But Miss Jackson—!”
“Jean Paul, you know I don’t like interruptions. He will be my server tonight. No further discussion.” The compact snapped shut, and she sailed away.
Paul rounded on Li. “Get the damn Rosé, Johnson! If Chef Will has a problem with it, send him to me! Charlegne Jackson will roast us alive if she doesn’t have her Dom! GET GOING!”
Li sprinted off after the word “damn.” He moved so fast that he collided into a coworker pushing another cart. Dinnerware crashed to the ground in a shrill orgy.
“Christ, Johnson! Can’t you focus for once? Forget the Dom! I’ll do it! Get out of this dining room and don’t come back unt
il service! If Charlegne didn’t specifically request for you, I would have thrown you overboard! GET OUT!”
Charlegne swept like an albatross down the passageway encircling the Grand Atrium, crew members ducking and diving out of her way. Her objective was the elevator. A mouse of a woman yapped at her elbow.
“Oh, I love the Howard Line! Glamorous to perfection!” Priscilla Reilly chirped. “Not even the Waldorf could match this ship!”
“The Waldorf has better linens.”
“And the service is strictly professional. We won’t have to worry about any inappropriate behavior on this trip. That steward on the Royal Meridian Line disgusted me.”
The women mounted the glass-paneled elevator, zooming upward, the Atrium stretching into a nonsensical blur. Priscilla’s praise bulldozed over any canned music they may have heard. “And the maître d’ treats every guest like royalty…”
Charlegne rechecked her complexion. “Jean Paul flatters too much. He could benefit from swapping his tongue for extra shoe polish.”
“He’s such a charming man. And such a funny little accent.”
“Yes. A Parisian transplanted from Orange County, I shouldn’t wonder.”
Priscilla twittered in her wilted cabbage dress. “Oh Charlegne! Jean Paul is the most discreet—”
“Please tell me Steven is on the Sports Deck, Priscilla.” Charlegne’s voice strained in her throat. She rubbed her right temple.
“Oh yes, he is! He went up there after you went into the dining room. He said he—”
“Good. I’m getting a headache.” She opened her Birkin and fished out a bottle of pills, popping two in her mouth like they were peppermints. “I want it understood, I need my rest, Priscilla. Take my phone. Handle that business with Harper’s. I intend to spend the afternoon in peace.”
“Yes, of course, Charlegne! Do you still want to approve the dress?”
“Must you bother me with questions?”
“I didn’t mean to bother you, naturally! I’m so sorry…”
“Use the shirt dress. Look #27. The rest is immaterial.”
Charlegne and Priscilla stepped out of the elevator and pushed through a set of double doors, across the passageway. Sunshine rushed their eyes, saltwater perfumed the air. Sea birds roosted on the white railing circling the deck.
“Hello, Stevie!” Charlegne’s voice rang out with an icy bite. “Good Lord! Aren’t you melting in that ridiculous getup? It must be a hundred degrees out here!”
Leaning on the railing, Steven Danforth tugged at the collar of his three-piece suit. “You’re late, Charlegne.”
“I saw to an irritating little matter in the ship’s dining room. Rosie Hale is on this cruise.”
Steven stopped wiping the sweat off his brow and stared at his client. “Rosie? She tried to strangle you at Fashion Week last year. Why is she here?”
“To accomplish her twisted revenge fantasy, of course. She’s on vacation, Stevie! Why else would she be on a cruise?”
“Take it easy, Charlegne.”
“Shut up, Stevie.” For the fourth time, Charlegne examined her face in her compact. “Damn these wrinkles…don’t they ever go away?”
“Maybe if you stopped scowling so much.”
A gull shrieked overhead. A smirk tweaked Charlegne’s lips, and her eyes gleamed with malice. “But then how would you know what I was thinking, Stevie?”
Steven said nothing.
“Priscilla, get my beach bag from my cabin. I’m going to sunbathe.” Once the assistant scuttled off, Charlegne turned to her business manager. “Are you going to stay and watch, Stevie dear?” She undid the tie on her wrap dress.
“I think I’d rather watch seagull poop dry on the railings.”
“Hardly a fair trade.” The fabric slipped off her shoulders.
“Better yet, I think I’d rather watch Priscilla sunbathe.”
Charlegne’s lips curved into a prim smile. “She’d be flattered, I’m sure.” The dress collapsed to her feet like a dead skin.
Steven rolled his eyes and banished the sweat from his forehead, again. “You, on the other hand, are a disgusting exhibitionist.”
Charlegne smoothed out her one-piece bathing suit. “And you are a fussy old Puritan.” She snapped her fingers, a crisp sound like a twig breaking. A deck attendant materialized at her side. “Take this.” She tossed her dress at him. “Stevie, tell Priscilla I’ll be on the Sunbathing Deck. And remind her that I do not care how this ship is like The Ritz, The Savoy, or the damn Love Boat. I’m going to grind sleeping pills and put them in her coffee if she keeps it up.”
“You make a wonderful boss, Charlegne.”
She shook loose the curls of her golden hair and adjusted her insect-eye shades. “And don’t you forget it, honey. La Charlegne has done more for you than you’d like to admit. Wouldn’t you like to keep it that way, Stevie?” She strode off, the attendant doing all he could to keep up.
Steven said nothing. His hands were balled into fists.
CHAPTER 2
“I Miss No One”
Shoulders hunched and eyes glued to his feet, Li shuffled out of the room before Paul started throwing steak knives. He trudged toward the Temptations Lounge directly across from the dining room. He knew Travis would be working on the inventory.
As Li entered the red, black, and chrome lounge, Travis stocked bottles of whiskey and vermouth onto the glass shelves behind the bar, whistling a bright work song that grated against Li’s growing depression.
“So, has Paulie learned to swear at you in French yet?” the bartender asked without turning. Li plopped onto a barstool and buried his face in his arms.
“How did you know it was me?” Li asked, his voice muffled through his pretzel of shame.
“Dude, I could hear Paulie shriek from here. You must have really set him off.”
“Why does he hate me so much?”
“Why is the sky blue? Paulie hates everyone. You can’t let him get to you, Li.”
“I’m trying not to, but my mind just isn’t cooperating.”
“It’s the anniversary of your dad’s death, isn’t it?”
Li’s face shot up, and his smoky blue eyes swam in little lakes. He sank back into the nest his arms made. “That’s tomorrow.”
“I thought so. You always get so depressed around this time. He died three years ago. You can’t change that.”
“I know…I don’t need someone to tell me.”
Travis heaved a box of vodka bottles onto the counter and began to sift through it like he was at a garage sale. “You don’t need to get snotty, Li. I’m just trying to help. I’d ply you with Smirnoff but you’re too young, and like you, I need this job.”
“At least you don’t have a boss twisting a knife into your back.”
“Hey, I’m just waiting until the lottery supplements my wild and crazy bachelor lifestyle.” He reached into his shirt pocket, removed three tickets, and kissed them with a flourish. “Come on, baby. Daddy wants a Corvette.”
“Daddy needs to finish inventory before our thirsty travelers resort to drinking pool water,” Li remarked.
Lifting two bottles of vodka, Travis turned back to the shelves. “If they do, I’ll be there with a camera and The National Enquirer on line one.”
He resumed whistling, his notes like needles in Li’s ears. Li feared for the safety of the stemware.
“Li,” Travis said, “the reason Paulie hates you is because you’re the new kid. And Mr. Phony-ass Frenchman despises training newbies. I’m just happy he doesn’t swear in that stupid accent. If I hear even one le ass, I am downing a whole bottle of tequila and throwing up on those shiny shoes.”
Li snorted with laughter, clamping his hands over his mouth to smother the giggles. Travis grinned, puffed out his chest, and smoothed back his ship-shape crew cut. Li laughed harder.
“Glad to know I can still get you to laugh, Li. You’ve been such a downer, lately. I can see those stress lines forming around
your mouth. It’s a shame to see them in such a young guy…”
Li’s gaze dropped to the ebony countertop, and he drew looping spirals on it with his finger. Little crow’s feet crinkled in the corners of his eyes. “Did you know that Charlegne Jackson is on this cruise?”
Travis resumed stocking the shelves. “Ah, so the Ice Queen returneth. I wondered why I felt a chill.”
“She wants me to be the server at the Captain’s Table.”
“And Paulie’s going to let you get away with that? Hmmm…might be a good time to cause some serious damage. Give ’em hell, Liam!”
Li’s gaze shifted to a painting of a mere suggestion of a woman wrapped in red veils. “Why did she ask for me though?”
“Why shouldn’t she?”
“I’m just a kid.”
“Twenty is hardly a baby, Li.” He began cleaning the glass tumblers. “My guess is that she just wanted someone invisible. You’re the most nondescript guy on this ship.”
Li’s head swung back to face his friend. The little lines around his lips deepened. “I’m a nobody, then. Is that it?”
“I never said that, Li.”
“You practically did.”
“Why on earth are you fighting me all of a sudden?”
Li deflated. Wrinkles scored his face. “I’m just exhausted.”
“Maybe you should stay home. You’re going to wear yourself out. I’m sure Paulie would be more than happy to let you off.”
“This isn’t a joke, Travis! I need the money! They shut the power off last month because I couldn’t afford to pay the bill.” Li’s face burrowed into his hands.
Travis set down a tumbler and clapped a hand on Li’s shoulder. “Hey now…You’re falling apart…I think it’s time you go back home.”
“No…I can’t.” Li gently shook off his friend’s grip. “Dad wasn’t a quitter. Even after everything collapsed on top of him, he fought like the tough old sailor he was.”
“You’re not like him, Li.”
“I’m his son. That’s better than nothing.” He pounded the countertop with his fist.
Travis chuckled and twisted his polishing rag into a rope. “Atta boy!” He whacked his friend on the shoulder with the rag. “Now are you going to go in there and show Paulie that you aren’t a screw-up?”
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