by Mike Tyson
But I was on alcohol not lithium when I got into a little street scuffle with Mitch Green. Since I beat him, he had hit the skids. He had been busted for drugs, and was arrested for refusing to pay bridge tolls and for robbing a gas station. Supposedly the nigga had held up the station, tied up the attendant, put him under the cash register, and then collected the money from people coming in for gas.
So I had been clubbing one night at the end of August and decided to drop by Dapper Dan’s to pick up some clothing they were making for me. It was a white leather jacket that had DON’T BELIEVE THE HYPE, the name of that Public Enemy song, across the back. I also had some white leather Daisy Duke-type short-shorts to go with it. Hey, I was in shape back then, I wanted to show off my muscular thighs. Every hip hop artist/drug dealer was getting their threads from Dapper then and they would stay open late. So I rolled in there about four in the morning. I’m not a hip hop or drug guy, but I’m a street guy and we all hung out at Dapper Dan’s.
Buying shit always made me happy, so I was feeling good. But my mood was severely altered when this crazy motherfucker Mitch Green came storming into the store, bare-chested.
“What the fuck are you doing here, you faggot? You and your motherfucker girlfriend Don King fucked me over in that fight. You’re all a bunch of faggots,” he started ranting. “Look how you talk! You’re a faggot!”
Now I was living in that bullshit “Hey, guys” white world at the time, still trying to get corporate endorsements, but deep down inside I was a bloodthirsty killer. I decided to try and channel my eloquent Jewish side that I picked up from businessmen like Jimmy Jacobs.
“Now, Mitch, you must consider what you are doing. I do not think that this course of action is in the long run advantageous for your health. You’ll remember that I already vanquished you when we met in the ring,” I said. “You need to proceed to the nearest exit immediately.”
“You didn’t beat me!” he screamed. “I had no food. That motherfucker Don King didn’t give me no food.”
I didn’t want to keep arguing with him because I really didn’t want to kill this chump. So I took my clothes and started walking out. I got to the sidewalk but the crazy nigga followed me out there still ranting and raving. Then I had an epiphany. I was Mike Tyson, the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world. I didn’t have to take this shit.
He got in my face and started clawing at me and I looked down and he had ripped my shirt pocket. That was it. I just walloped him right in his eye. I was drunk and didn’t realize that he was high on angel dust so he really wasn’t going to hit me back. It was like fighting a ten-year-old. I would drag him all up the street and he was screaming. He fought me better in the ring than he did that night.
I was throwing punches and crunching this guy and he was weaving and wobbling from side to side like he was going to fall but he didn’t go down. So I did a Bruce Lee Enter the Dragon roundhouse kick on his ass and he went down. My friend Tom, who often drove me around when I was drunk, tried to get me away from him.
“Yo, Mike, I think you killed this nigga,” he said.
“Well, maybe he shouldn’t have fucked with me,” I said. And as we turned to go to the car, the Night of the Living Dead zombie pops back up like Jason from Friday the Fucking 13th and kicks me in my balls.
“Fuck you, faggot!”
That was not good. So I jumped on his neck and started punching him to the ground where I proceeded to smash his head into the pavement until he was out cold. Now I was tired so I went over to my car. I was driving a canary yellow Corniche Rolls-Royce. $350,000 back in 1988. I got in and waited for Tom to get behind the wheel. Tom got in.
“Just drive, let’s get out of here,” I said.
“No way. That crazy nigga is under the wheel,” Tom said.
I looked out my window and up popped Mitch again. He was screaming and yelling and banging on the window. Then he just ripped my sideview mirror right off. That’s fifty grand right there. Now I was as mad as a motherfucker.
I pulled open my door and grabbed his head and then I hit him with my signature punch, the right uppercut. Boom! Mitch went flying up in the air and came down like a ragdoll, right on his head. Anyone who’s familiar with street fights knows that when your head hits the ground twice, the first bounce knocks you out and the second one wakes you up. Well, Mitch only bounced once and then this gnarly white shit started oozing out of his mouth. By then, there was a big crowd of pimps and hos and crackheads and they were all going, “Ooooooooo.” I was scared. I really thought he was dead. I had crushed his eye socket, broken his nose, cracked some ribs, and one of his eyes was closed for the season, but I still wasn’t satisfied. Thank God there was a big audience there because if there hadn’t been, I would have snapped his neck and killed the motherfucker. I’m not a nice drunk.
This is the last I’ll have to worry about Mitch, I thought. Wrong. A few days later, I was on a date with some exotic hot Afrocentric chick named Egypt or Somalia or some country like that. You know, the ones with the turban and the flowing dresses. We were sitting having lunch at a sidewalk café that made you think you were in some Black Paris. I was looking out to the street and I saw a huge man on a ten-speed bike.
That can’t be Mitch Green because I know the motherfucker is a zombie and he don’t come out in the daytime, I thought to myself. Just as he was about to turn the corner, he looked back and caught my eye. Oh shit. He turned that bullshit bike around and went over to the hostess, who looked like Queen Latifah in the movie Jungle Fever.
“Is that Mike Tyson over there?” he asked.
“Yeah, that’s Mike Tyson,” she told Mitch. “Hey, champ,” she yelled to me and pointed at Mitch. She looked at me as if to say “You handle this.”
Why did that girl do that? Why? Now Mitch charged over to my table.
“You bitch faggot. You didn’t kick my ass. You snuck one sucker punch in,” he said.
“Oh, I hit you one time and fucked you up, crushed the side of your face, broke your teeth, broke your ribs, all that shit with one punch?”
We were getting ready to go again when Sister Egypt/Somalia put her hand over my arm. The one that was holding my steak knife. I wasn’t a vegan then.
“Be cool. Don’t play yourself, brother. You’re worth too much to us. That’s just the white man’s trap. You don’t want to be in that white man’s cage.”
If I had already slept with her, I would have jumped up and carved that nigga up with my knife. But I hadn’t so I just let it go and turned away from Mitch. He got back on his bike, but word had spread and some of my friends in the neighborhood followed his ass and shot at him to scare him away. And I never did get any from Egypt/Somalia.
But I certainly got a lot of publicity from that fight. I had to appear in court the next day to answer a summons for simple assault, a misdemeanor. Plus, I had fractured my hand on that solid uppercut, so my next fight with Bruno had to be postponed. Now the media were all turning on me. First they build you up and then they tear you down. That’s the name of the game. It didn’t matter that I had been assaulted and challenged by an out-of-control angel duster. Now everyone wanted to know why I was in Harlem at four in the morning. They were going back and trying to dig up shit on my years in Catskill, making up crazy stories about how my violent episodes had been hushed up. Even my man Wally Matthews took me on in Newsday.
“As Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, a millionaire, and an important athlete, who strives to be a role model for youth, especially underprivileged black youth, Tyson should know better. It’s another blotch on Tyson’s increasingly besmirched personal image.”
Violent. Monster. Antisocial. What was next, mental patient? That’s just what the Ruthless Two were up to. On September fourth, I was up in Catskill with Camille. I hadn’t been seeing much of Robin and Ruthless, but I had been taking some pills for my supposed manic depression from time to time. Camille was against me taking them; she thought they made me dopey and wi
thdrawn. I kind of liked that dopey feeling but she was urging me to get a second opinion. While I was there, Robin called me all the time. “Why are you up there? Why aren’t you with us?” all that bullshit.
“Fuck you, I don’t want to talk to you anymore. I want to divorce you. I want to kill myself,” I answered one day and hung up. I was really mad and I got into my car to go to town to get some stuff. It had been raining out and the dirt driveway was all muddy. To get to the main road you had to drive up the driveway about fifty feet at a ten-degree angle. I started my big BMW and gave it gas, but my wheels were spinning in the mud so I gave it more gas and I skidded out and headed for a big tree. I had intentionally planned to hit the tree to get attention but I never tried to kill myself. I knew the car would protect me. But my head hit the steering wheel and the next thing I knew Camille was standing over me, slapping my face, and attempting to give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation so I’d come to.
Oh great, my staged “suicide attempt” backfired on me. I didn’t want to die or even injure myself. I just wanted attention. I still loved Robin and I wanted to make her feel bad for all the pain she caused me. Even then, I had an addict mentality. I take the poison and then wait for my enemy to die.
Because I had lost consciousness for a while, Camille called an ambulance and they took me to the local Catskill hospital. Somebody must have called Robin because while I was settling into my hospital room, eating some take-out Chinese food that I had Jay bring me, Robin rushed in, followed by camera crews and another ambulance. She was going to save the day – in time for the five o’clock news.
“See what the fuck you made me do?” I snarled at her.
The doctors told me I had a chest concussion and blunt head trauma, so I decided to get transferred to New York-Presbyterian Hospital in the city. Of course, Robin was right next to my gurney, dramatically trying to move the photographers away but staying right in the center of their frames. When we got to the city, Robin and her mother gave the hospital an approved list of visitors. On the list was Donald and Ivana Trump, Howard Rubenstein, the P.R. man, and their attorneys. They weren’t my friends, but my friends weren’t coming around when I was with the Terrible Two anyway.
I did have one unwelcome visitor though. My window was open and I heard a commotion down on the sidewalk outside. I looked out and I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes. It was Mitch Green, surrounded by the media. Mitch had his shirt off and he was shadowboxing and screaming, “Cicely Tyson is a faggot! I’m going to beat his motherfucking ass.” I couldn’t escape this fool. If there was ever a black guy who resembled the Frankenstein monster it would be Mitch Green.
I realized why the P.R. guy was on my approved guest list when I picked up the next morning’s Daily News. There was this big article by some feature writer named McAlary, a guy I didn’t know, not a boxing man. He said that my accident was a serious suicide attempt.
“I’m going to go out and kill myself. I’m going to go out and crash my car,” he claimed that I had told Robin. Then he wrote that a week earlier I had threatened to kill Robin. Unnamed “friends” of mine were quoted as saying that I had bought two shotguns in Catskill to kill myself with. He had a grieving Givens sitting worried at my bedside while I said, “I told you I’d do it. And as soon as I get out of here I’ll do it again.” McAlary wrote that the women were pleading with me to go see a psychiatrist and the shrink in question wanted to commit me “for psychiatric evaluation.”
BINGO. It didn’t take a genius to see that these two women were building a case that I was an out-of-control psycho that should be committed and that my wealth should be under their control.
McAlary went on to say that I had been sick all these years and I had been on medication, but Cus took me off it because he just cared about me fighting. Total bullshit. McAlary wrote that only Trump, Rubenstein, and Parcher, their lawyer, really understood my needs and were more interested in my well-being than in my next fight. Robin’s camp must have leaked this shit to the papers. And Ruthless must have dragged out that old bullshit that I knew how to hit Robin without leaving marks because there it was in the article. Yeah, I’m a sophisticated black Fu Manchu motherfucker. So me, Iron Mike Tyson, I’m supposed to know how to beat people up without leaving a mark. Yeah right, when my whole career was built on me being a bonebreaker.
A few days later, I flew to Moscow with Robin and her mother and her publicist because her sitcom was filming there. I was always fascinated by Russian history, so I decided to take the trip there. I used to hear Cus and Norman Mailer talk about Tolstoy, so I became a great fan of Russian culture and their prizefighters.
Before we left we had to answer reporter’s questions. I ridiculed the attempted suicide story.
“I love my wife, I don’t beat my wife, I’m never going to leave my wife and my wife is never going to leave me.” I was in my El Smucko mode.
“Nobody, but nobody is busting up our marriage,” Robin said. “I’m still in this, I love Michael and will take care of him. Michael loves me too much to kill himself and leave me alone.”
Yeah, she was still in it until she got the money.
When we got back from Moscow, all these stories of me being out of control started getting leaked to the press. Supposedly I was running around the hotel screaming, hanging from a high ledge, threatening to kill myself, and hitting Robin. I guess they forgot that we were in Russia and the Russian cops would have beat my ass if I did anything like that.
When the U.S. reporters actually fact-checked these stories, they interviewed one of the producers of her show who said, “Mike was a perfect gentleman in Russia.”
One of the makeup people on the show told her friend that the stories of me beating up Robin were a big joke.
“I read all the papers where Robin’s being quoted as saying how much he hits her and beats up on her. I do the makeup on her, I see her. There were no bruises on this girl. I just don’t understand how she’s getting away with it.”
A few days after we got back from Russia, Ruth and Robin finally dragged me to see their shrink. After about an hour of him telling me how sick I was, I started believing him. He had the degrees on the wall. If I told him he was a shitty fighter, was he going to dispute me? Now they had me thinking that I was manic-depressive. That’s what he kept on drumming in. Look, I knew I had always been a depressed kind of guy, and sometimes I’d have manic energy and stay up for days. I’ve been like that all my life. So they convinced me to take the drugs and then they paraded me in front of the cameras.
“I was born with this disease, I can’t help it. Maybe that’s why I am successful at what I do. It’s like going through a metamorphosis, changing from very, very depressed to very, very high-strung and the high-strung period is so overwhelming. You know, like I’m anti-drugs, but it’s like being high and not being able to sleep for three or four days and always being on the run. You’re just paranoid, it’s abnormal,” I said.
“He’s been like this for many years and they’ve been ignoring it,” Robin chimed in. “Michael takes a great deal of protecting. You can’t put a Band-Aid on it. Who cares if he fights again, this guy’s got to live the rest of his life. We’ll be in treatment together.”
Now that I was a zombie again, taking these pills, the Ruthless Two decided that Camille had to be out of the equation. I had just started paying for Camille’s expenses after Jimmy died. Both Ruth and Robin told Camille that if I was going to pay all the house bills, the house should be put in my name. When they told me that, I flipped out. “Are you fucking crazy, bitch?” I told Robin. The next day Robin called Camille again and she ordered Camille to stay out of my life. I never knew that at the time.
Everybody asks me about that infamous 20/20 show. Barbara Walters even recently worried that she broke up our marriage. If that was true, I wish she had interviewed us sooner. The funny thing about that show was that I recently found out that Robin wasn’t even supposed to be on it. There was a segment with Cayton sho
t at his office. Then the crew came to our house to film me and Ruthless individually. Just as the crew was about to pack up, Robin pulled Barbara aside and told her that she still didn’t have the truth.
I guess Robin knew that Barbara would take the bait.
I had no idea what she was about to say when they positioned me behind her on the couch. They started rolling the cameras again. It started innocuously enough.
“You are a college graduate, well educated, actress. This is a man who is a high school dropout, who went to reform school. You are very different, at least on the surface. Why do you love him?” Barbara asked Robin.
“Because he is smart and because he is gentle, he’s got this incredibly gentle side. Because Michael loves me more than anything in the world. I feel like he needs me, which I like, I like that,” she gushed.
“That’s why I love her, she really feels that she can protect me,” I added. I could just hear Cus yelling, “Phony bastard!”
“There was no prenuptial agreement?” Barbara said.
“Why should there be?” Robin said. “We got married to be together forever. Not to plan for divorce.”
Then Barbara asked me what I thought about what Robin said.
“If you are going to marry somebody, you trust them, and that’s what marriage is all about, being together for the rest of your life. I do have many of millions, my wife would just have to ask for it and she has everything I have. If she wants it right now, take it, she can leave right now, take everything I have and just leave. She has the right to do it; she has the power to do that. She is still here, she tolerates my shit, and I love my wife.”
Then the temperature changed.
“Robin, some of the things that we’ve read; that he has hit you, that he has chased you and your mother around in Russia. That Mike has a very volatile temper. True?” Barbara asked.