The Unknown Ajax

by Georgette Heyer

  ‘Just blowing a cloud,’ replied Hugo, lifting his hand to show the butt of the cigar between his fingers.

  ‘A filthy habit – if you don’t object to my saying so?’

  ‘Nay, why should I?’

  Vincent mounted the steps leisurely. ‘Who am I to instruct you? I daresay you know why you should not, at all events.’

  ‘Oh, yes, I know that!’ Hugo said serenely.

  ‘Your compliance is only equalled by your amiability – and I find both insupportable.’

  ‘There’s no need to tell me that. I’m sorry for it, but happen you’d find me insupportable whatever I did.’

  ‘Almost undoubtedly. I find virtue a dead bore. I have very little myself. I don’t know how it is, but the virtuous are invariably dull, which I can’t bring myself to pardon.’

  Hugo’s deep chuckle sounded. ‘Nay then! You’re trying to hoax me! To think of you calling me virtuous! You’ll have me blushing like a lass!’ He pitched the butt of his cigar into one of the flowerbeds below. When he turned again towards Vincent he spoke in a different tone, and with less than his usual drawl. ‘Sithee, Vincent! Squaring with me won’t help either of us. I’d be very well suited if you stood in my shoes, but there’s no way of bringing that about, and naught for either of us to do but make the best of it.’

  ‘Yes, you wrote as much to my grandfather, didn’t you?’ Vincent said. ‘A mistake! It didn’t turn him up sweet at all. He’s a hard man to gammon, and that, you know, was doing it much too brown.’

  Hugo heaved a despairing sigh. ‘You’re as daft as he is! I can understand that you should think it a grand thing to inherit all this, for you’ve known it your life long, and I don’t doubt it’s home to you. It’s not home to me, and why any of you should have got it stuck in your heads that I’d want to be saddled with a place that’s falling to ruin I’ll be damned if I know!’

  ‘To you, I feel sure, it must seem a sad, rubbishing place – almost a hovel, in fact!’

  ‘Nay, I didn’t mean to offend you! It’s a fine old house, but it’s like everything else I’ve seen: there’s been no brass spent on it for many a day, and it’ll take a mountain of brass to set it to rights. As for the land, I’ve a notion there’s something more than brass needed, and that’s better management. I can see I’ll have a hard job on, and one to which I wasn’t bred. Eh, it’s more like a millstone tied round my neck than a honey-fall!’

  ‘And the title, of course, means nothing to you!’

  ‘I’d as lief be without it,’ admitted Hugo.

  ‘Humdudgeon! Are you really such a Jack Adams as to think I’ll swallow that?’

  ‘Suit yourself!’ Hugo answered. ‘If that’s the way it is with you, there’s no good talking.’

  ‘None whatsoever – for you would certainly be unable to understand what it means to be Darracott of Darracott Place! You do not appear to me even to understand that I dislike you!’

  ‘Oh, I understand that!’ Hugo said, with another chuckle. ‘If there were any cliffs here you’d be ettling to push me over the edge, wouldn’t you?’

  ‘The temptation would be almost irresistible, but I hardly think I should go to those lengths. Let us say that if you tottered on the verge I shouldn’t pull you back from it!’ Vincent retorted.

  ‘It ’ud be a daft thing for you to do, think on,’ said Hugo reflectively. ‘You’d go over with me, choose how!’

  Ten

  Major Darracott spent the next week acquainting himself as best he might with his future inheritance. He received no assistance and very little encouragement from his grandfather, his tentative suggestion that my lord should enlighten his ignorance being met with a crushing snub. My lord had not enjoyed the novel experience of being left without a word to say, nor was he accustomed to meet with disagreement in the bosom of his family. His sons and his grandsons, and even his spirited granddaughter, had learnt the wisdom of refraining from argument, in general receiving his more dogmatic utterances in silence, and never forcing him into the position of being obliged to defend the indefensible. Such divergent opinions as they might have held remained unuttered, under which arrangement they were at liberty, for anything his lordship cared, to differ from him as much as they chose. It had come, therefore, as a shock to him when Hugo (an upstart, as near to being misbegotten as made no odds), instead of keeping to himself his shabby-genteel notions of morality had not only owned to them without hesitation when challenged, but had had the effrontery to maintain them in the teeth of his grandfather’s disapprobation. That he had taken little part in the resultant argument in no way alleviated my lord’s anger. What he had said had served to compel Matthew, uneasily conscious of his office, to support him. My lord was indifferent to Claud’s revolt, but Matthew’s defection had infuriated him. Forgetting that it was not Hugo, but Vincent, who had tossed the bone of dissension into their midst, he saw Hugo as an impudent make-bait, too full of north-country bumptiousness to realize that he had nothing to do but to hold his peace amongst the relatives who had magnanimously admitted him to a place within their ranks. Far from conducting himself with becoming humility he had, in his maddeningly simple way, exposed the weakness of his grandfather’s case; and, to crown his iniquity, he had recognized and laughed at the absurdity of an aphorism hastily uttered as a clincher to a losing argument.

  The hostility which the Major’s style in the saddle had done something to diminish flamed up again; and when he expressed a desire to be instructed in the extent and management of the estates he was seen as an encroaching mushroom, a burr, and an irreclaimable commoner, and was informed that his cousin Anthea would tell him as much as it was needful for him to know. My lord added that if he thought he would be allowed to put a finger in a pie not yet his own he would soon learn his mistake.

  It had not been Anthea’s intention to gratify her grandsire by devoting any appreciable part of her time to the entertainment or the education of Hugo Darracott. She had not disliked her one expedition in his company: indeed, she had enjoyed it, for she had discovered him to be likeable and amusing. But she had detected in him a certain audacity which set her on her guard, and made her determined to keep him (in a perfectly friendly way) at arm’s length. Had he tried to advance himself in her good graces, or to coax her to ride with him, she would have hardened her heart, and abandoned him to Claud; but the Major committed neither of these imprudences. When Mrs Darracott, her earlier scruples forgotten, suggested that Anthea should take him to see some view, or picturesque village, he said that he did not wish to be a nuisance to his cousin, who must not feel it to be her duty to entertain him when, no doubt, she had many more important tasks on hand.

  Unlike her mother, who thought the Major’s meekness very touching, Anthea regarded him with a good deal of suspicion. She could detect nothing but humble deference in his smile, but she was finding it increasingly difficult to believe that he was either meek or biddable. His countenance was certainly good-humoured, and his blue eyes guileless, but about his firm-lipped mouth and decided chin there was not a trace of weakness or of humility; and although he was unassertive, making no attempt to force his way into the family circle, or to take an uninvited part in any conversation, this modesty carried with it very little suggestion of bashfulness. It had more than once occurred to Anthea that he had a good deal of quiet assurance. He could scarcely be unaware of the hostility with which he was regarded by at least three members of the household; a shy man, she thought, must have been flustered by the knowledge that his every word and movement came under critical survey; but she had yet to see him betray any sign of nervousness. It was significant, too, that the servants, usually quick to take their tone from their betters, treated him with respect, and served him with every appearance of willingness. It might have been expected that he should have the habit of command, but Anthea could not discover that he did command: he merely requested.

  ‘The
servants all like him,’ Mrs Darracott told her. ‘Mrs Flitwick was saying so to me only this morning, and I am not at all surprised, for I am sure everyone must like him – except, of course, your grandfather and Vincent, which doesn’t signify, because they never like anyone! He is the kindest creature!’

  ‘I can see that you like him, at all events, Mama!’

  ‘Yes, my love, I do like him. I should be a positive monster if I didn’t, for I don’t think I ever met anyone so considerate. Only think of his mending the casement in my bedchamber, just because I told him how disobliging and cross old Rudge is, saying he will do it when he has time to spare, and never making the least push to do anything except what Glossop, or your grandfather, orders him to do!’

  ‘If he borrowed Rudge’s tools, there is one servant who doesn’t like him!’

  ‘Nothing of the sort!’ said Mrs Darracott. ‘I own, I was very much afraid Rudge would take a pet, but – would you believe it, love? – he came up to my room while Hugo was at work on the window, and actually apologized to me! He wanted to finish the job, but Hugo wouldn’t have it, so, to my amazement, he stayed to help Hugo, telling him all the time what he ought to do, and shaking his head over it, but not in the least disagreeably! And he asked me if there was anything else that needed attention, so I mentioned the loose board in your room, and he has promised he will nail it down this very afternoon! Say what you will, Anthea, he never would have done so for me: he didn’t want Hugo to think he was disobliging, which, of course, he is!’ She looked a little anxiously at her daughter, and ventured to say: ‘I wish you will take pity on him, my dear! Poor boy, he must feel quite wretched, with your grandfather treating him so unkindly, and Matthew very little better, while as for Vincent– Well, I only hope he comes by his deserts!’

  So Anthea took pity on her cousin. He did not look at all wretched, although he admitted that he was in disgrace with his grandfather, and, to some extent, he thought, with his uncle.

  ‘Yes, we heard all about it,’ she said. ‘You put my uncle in a fix, you know, for while, on the one hand, he did not wish to vex Grandpapa, on the other, he felt himself to be obliged, as a member of the Government, to condemn the free-traders. My aunt, however, considers that you feel just as you ought, and honours you for it!’

  ‘Now, if you’re going to roast me – !’

  ‘Nothing of the sort! She says you are pretty-behaved, and don’t want for sense. High praise, I assure you!’

  ‘She frightens me to death,’ he confided.

  She turned her head, and surveyed him thoughtfully. ‘Will you think me very uncivil if I say that I don’t believe you, cousin?’

  ‘Ay, I shall and-all!’ he replied promptly.

  Her eyes laughed, but she said: ‘Then I will merely say that you are what Richmond calls a complete hand. Does Vincent frighten you too?’

  ‘He has me all of a twitter.’

  ‘I shouldn’t wonder at it if he thinks so!’ she said, with some tartness. ‘I wish you will stop shamming it, and tell me how much longer you mean to endure his insolence!’

  ‘Nay, it doesn’t worry me,’ he said, smiling.

  ‘It should! It puts me in such a rage when he cuts at you, and you do nothing to stop him!’

  ‘Now, why?’

  ‘Because he would be all the better for a sharp set-down!’

  ‘Happen he’ll get one, but it won’t be from me.’

  She rode on in silence for a few moments, but presently said: ‘It – it is so spiritless of you!’

  ‘I know it is,’ he said, with a mournful shake of his head. ‘Downright malten-hearted, that’s me!’

  ‘Yes, but I don’t think you are! Well, how could you be? You are a soldier!’

  ‘Ay, and a terrible time I had of it, keeping in the rear,’ he said, falling into a reminiscent vein. ‘When I wasn’t being a Belem-ranger – that’s what we – they! – used to call the fellows who were always going off to hospital in Lisbon, you know –’

  ‘No doubt that’s how you became a Major!’ she interrupted.

  ‘No, you’re out there: I had my majority by purchase, of course. Mind you, if it hadn’t been for the losses we suffered at Waterloo –’

  ‘If you mean to continue in this style,’ she exclaimed, reining in her mare, ‘I shall go home immediately!’

  ‘I was being modest,’ he explained. ‘It wouldn’t become me to tell you what a devil of a fellow I was. However, since I see you’ve guessed it, I’ll own that Hector was nothing to me. You’d have thought I was one of the Death or Glory boys!’

  ‘Well, what I think now is that you are the most shameless prevaricator I ever encountered!’ retorted Anthea.

  ‘Eh, there’s no pleasing you!’ he said, heaving a despondent sigh. ‘Now I’ve perjured myself to no purpose at all!’

  ‘You are perfectly ridiculous!’ she told him, choking on a laugh. ‘It would please me – though what you do is quite your own affair, and no concern of mine! – to see Vincent taken at fault for once in his life!’

  He rubbed his nose meditatively. ‘Ay, I can see it would, and that’s where the water sticks, lass! Now, just tell me what you’d have me do!’

  ‘Good heavens, make it plain to him you’ll stand no more of it!’

  ‘And how will I do that?’

  ‘You have a tongue in your head! If I were in your shoes, I’d give as good as I got!’

  He smiled. ‘I don’t doubt you would. But, setting aside I’ve no taste for fratching, if that didn’t answer I’d be in a bit of a hobble, wouldn’t I?’ She looked frowningly at him, and his smile broadened. ‘Ay, I know what’s in your head. I’d look champion, coming to handyblows with a man two or three stone lighter than I am, and a good three inches shorter!’

  ‘I hadn’t thought of that,’ she admitted. ‘What a dead bore it must be to you, being so very large!’

  ‘Ay, it’s a reet handicap,’ he agreed gravely. ‘If I’d been a reasonable size I could have kicked up all sorts of riots and rumpus. I daresay I’d have been a prime favourite with everyone by this time.’

  She laughed. ‘Well, I must own I, at least, shouldn’t blame you if you knocked Vincent down! I see, of course, that you won’t do it – unless, perhaps, he hit you first? I believe he is a very good boxer.’

  He grinned at the hopeful note in her voice. ‘Nay, why should he? If you’re thinking I might provoke him to it, I’m sorry to disoblige you, but my name’s Darracott – not Captain Hackum!’

  ‘No, no, of course I wouldn’t wish you to do that! In fact, I trust you won’t, because there’s no saying, with Vincent– Well, never mind! Let us go on, shall we?’

  ‘Where are you taking me?’ he asked, trotting beside her down the narrow lane.

  ‘Into Sussex. We extend for some way across the county border. I’ll make you known to one or two of Grandpapa’s tenants. You may depend upon it they are all agog to see you! They won’t show it, however, so don’t be dismayed if they seem unfriendly. Sussex people are suspicious of foreigners! Your father was well liked, though: that will stand you in good stead! My Uncle Granville was not, and nor is Grandpapa – for reasons that will soon become apparent to you if they are not so already.’

  It had been apparent to the Major for several days that his grandfather was a bad landlord; by the time they turned their horses’ heads homewards, after a tour that had included visits to two tenant-farmers of long-standing, and a brief survey of two farms leased on short tenancies, he had a more exact knowledge of the condition of his inheritance.

  Wondering what he made of it (for his countenance was inscrutable), Anthea said, breaking a long silence: ‘Well?’

  He glanced down at her, and smiled. ‘I’m sorry: I was in the clouds!’

  ‘What were you thinking, Hugo?’

  ‘I was wishing I knew more about husbandry – a
nd wondering what the deuce I’m going to do.’

  ‘I doubt if you’ll be permitted to do anything,’ she said frankly. ‘Unless you can contrive to bring Grandpapa round your thumb, and I never knew anyone do that except Richmond. Besides, what could you do?’

  ‘It wouldn’t be a question of bringing him round my thumb, though the Lord knows it would be a ticklish business to do the thing without setting up his back. I’d be loth to do that, for he’s an old man, and my grandfather besides.’

  ‘Do you wish to manage the estates?’ she asked, in a little perplexity. ‘I thought – something you said made me think you didn’t mean to remain here while Grandpapa is alive.’

  ‘I don’t know what I mean to do,’ he said. ‘I didn’t think to stay, but there’s work crying out to be done here, and though I’m not the man to do it I can’t hoax myself into believing that it isn’t a matter of duty to make a push to set things to rights.’

  ‘Hugo,’ she said earnestly, ‘to set things to rights will mean putting money into the land instead of wringing the last groat out of it, and that you’ll never persuade Grandpapa to do! Do, pray, talk to Glossop before you do anything rash!’

  ‘Is he your steward? I can’t talk to him behind my grandfather’s back, but I shan’t do anything rash, I promise you. It’s too soon for me to do aught but feel my way, at any hand.’ He saw that she was looking rather anxious, and smiled reassuringly down at her. ‘Nay, lass, I’m not one to go full-fling at anything! If I don’t feel my way, I’ll be off!’

  ‘But I thought – that is, Grandpapa told us that you had sold out? How will you do, if you don’t remain here?’

  ‘I’ll do well-enough,’ he replied, with a chuckle. ‘I’ve some brass of my own. My grandfather Bray left me what he had – his savings, you might call it. That’s what his lordship calls it, at all events.’

  Her brow cleared. ‘Oh, in that case – ! I didn’t know, and was afraid you might, having sold out, be dependent upon Grandpapa. Hugo, take my advice, and don’t let yourself be bullied into staying at the Place! I’ve lived here all my life, and I’ve seen what it does to people! There’s never any peace, there never was! Grandpapa quarrels with everyone: I think he enjoys it. Not only with the family, you understand, but with everyone! That’s why you’ll rarely see a guest at the Place, and never a morning visitor. He is not on terms even with the Vicar! When you have lived with us for a little longer, you’ll understand. We are all so fretted and rubbed that our tempers will be as bad as Grandpapa’s in the end: I know mine will! Not Mama’s, but it is worse for her, because she has more sensibility than I have, poor love, and is very nervous. But if you had known the family when my father and my uncle Granville were alive – ! I assure you, you would take care not to take up residence under the same roof as Grandpapa, for even your temper would crack under the strain!’