The Major, a phlegmatic man, was the first to recover from the shattering effect of this encounter with a mere female, and he acted with great promptitude and good sense, saying meekly: ‘Yes, ma’am! I will do so immediately’, and thrusting the Lieutenant out of the room. Sergeant Hoole, holding the door for them, needed no urging to follow, the manner of his exit suggesting that only a rigid adherence to discipline restrained him from preceding his superiors.
No one moved or spoke for several moments, the actors in the conspiracy remaining as though frozen, nearly all of them looking towards the door, intently listening. Then Lord Darracott sank into a chair beside the fire, and with shaking hands grasped its arms, his countenance gray, and his eyes staring straight before him, fixed and sightless. Lady Aurelia glanced at him, and then away from him, as though averting her gaze from some indecent spectacle. As Claud sat up, saying: ‘Well, thank the lord that’s over!’ she lifted a warning finger, and said: ‘Do not abandon your position until we are assured that those men have departed! Since you have all of you chosen to pursue a line of conduct as criminal as it is grossly improper, I must beg you to maintain the imposture!’
Claud sank back obediently, but said: ‘Dash it, Mama, if you think we chose– Besides, I should like to know what you were doing! Well, what I mean is –’
‘I know exactly what you mean, Claud. Pray do not imagine that my participation in this disgraceful affair in any way alters my sentiments!’ said her ladyship severely.
‘You are quite superb, Mama,’ said Vincent. ‘May I make you my heartfelt compliments on a performance that will ever command my admiration? Your entrance I can only describe as a clincher.’
‘I have the greatest objection to cant terms,’ responded her ladyship. ‘I trust I may have expedited the departure of the Preventive officer, but I must suppose, from what I have seen of your powers of what I can only call deception, that you would have done very well without my intervention.’
‘Hugo did it,’ Anthea said, with a wavering smile. ‘It was all Hugo. We didn’t know what to do. Even Vincent didn’t. We just – did what Hugo told us.’ She dashed a hand across her eyes, adding: ‘It was the pageant of Ajax! Not that I mean the others weren’t wonderful too, particularly Claud! Claud, that shriek you gave almost persuaded me to believe you had suffered a spasm of anguish!’
‘Oh, it did, did it?’ said Claud bitterly. ‘I should rather think it might! Hugo jabbed a pin into me!’ He eyed his relatives with disfavour. ‘Yes, I daresay you think it’s devilish funny, but when I see Hugo next– Well, dash it, I knew what he wanted me to do, because he told me, when he pretended to be arranging this damned sling, and there was no need to stick pins into me! When I think of the things I’ve had to do this night, let alone being smeared all over with young Richmond’s blood– Yes, and how much longer have I got to lie here, swaddled up in bandages which are dashed uncomfortable, besides –’
‘You have my sympathy, brother, but Mama is, as usual, right. It will not do for any of us to be caught off our guard. I have no real apprehension – the hideous experiences of the past hour have taught me that our cousin’s bovine countenance is, to say the least of it, misleading – but we will take no eleventh-hour risks. I wonder what glib lies he is telling that unfortunate Exciseman now?’
‘It is a very distressing reflection that any gentleman of birth – and particularly one whose military rank is distinguished – should have been obliged to lend himself to so disreputable a business,’ pronounced her ladyship, with undiminished severity. ‘It is, however, to his credit that he appears at least to know what is his duty to his Family, and although I am far from approving of his conduct I cannot deny that I regard his arrival at Darracott Place as the greatest piece of good fortune that has befallen the Family for very many years. As to whether the Family is deserving of its good fortune – that is a subject upon which I prefer to remain silent!’
This measured speech not unnaturally reduced its auditors to speechless discomfort; and when Hugo presently came back into the room, he found his actors so apparently petrified into the positions in which he had left them that he grinned, and said: ‘Eh, you look just like a set of waxworks!’
‘Not waxworks, coz: puppets!’ retorted Vincent. ‘What unnatural antics must we next perform?’
‘Hugo, have they gone?’ Anthea asked anxiously.
‘Oh, yes, they’ve gone, lass!’ He smiled cordially upon Lady Aurelia. ‘Thanks to you, ma’am! I’m reet grateful to you. Nay, till you came in there was no deciding which was the best actor amongst the lot of you! Myself, I couldn’t make up my mind between Claud and Richmond, but, eh, when you took command, there was –’
‘Yes, dear cousin,’ interrupted Anthea firmly, ‘we are well aware that everyone, except you, acted to admiration, but what we are desirous of knowing is how you contrived to rid us of Ottershaw.’
‘Oh, there was no difficulty about that, lass, once her ladyship’s guns had broken the square!’ he assured her. ‘You might say that I’d nothing to do but to harass the retreat.’
‘I might, but it is very unlikely that I shall,’ she retorted. ‘Hugo, are we safe?’
‘Nay, love, don’t look so fetched! We shall be safe enough, once we’ve tied up a few knots, which we’ll do easily, never fear!’ he assured her.
‘Did you succeed in convincing that damned, obstinate tidewatcher?’ demanded Vincent.
‘Nay, I’m not one to level at the moon. Happen he’ll suspect to the end of his days that he was made a May-game of, poor lad! But what with her ladyship setting him in a quake, and me telling him that you’d so much influence, ma’am, that if he’d caught our Richmond redhanded you’d have seen to it the whole business was hushed-up, he didn’t know which way to turn. He’s no turn-tail, but he knew well he’d exceeded his commission, and when he saw I knew it too, there was naught he could do but retire – the position being untenable, as you might say! I don’t know much about Preventive work, but I do know that unless they find a smuggler in actual possession of run goods the Preventives are pretty well hamstrung – even when they’ve been nose-led after a decoy-train of rascals rigged out in smocks to deceive them, and leading a string of ponies carrying nothing more than loads of faggots. They know full well they’ve been bamboozled, but it’s no crime to carry faggots across the country in the middle of the night, so the poor devils have naught to do but own themselves gapped. Well, it was plain enough that, whatever Ottershaw had seen, he hadn’t seen our Richmond in possession of anything other than a load of devilry. All he was doing tonight was trying to catch the lad, or at any road to discover how he was contriving to flit in and out of the Dower House, no matter how strong a guard was set on it. He’d no more intention of executing that warrant than he had of getting the lad shot. Once that had happened, he may have felt there was naught to do but go through stitch with the business, or he may have gambled on the chance that if he found the lad here, wounded, he could scare him into making a confession. If he couldn’t do that, he knew he’d be taken at fault, so you can’t but allow he’s got plenty of courage. I must say, it went to my heart to cheat him, poor lad! However, a back-cast won’t harm him, for he didn’t handle the business well, and happen he’ll do better in future.’ His rueful grin dawned. ‘It was a reet shame,’ he confessed. ‘I gave him a dressing, just as I would any skelterbrained subaltern that had plunged the sticklebutt into trouble all because he was too pot-sure, and that took the last bit of fight out of him. So I told him when he was fairly down that I knew it was our Richmond’s mischief that had led him into the hobble, and I’d do my best to bring him safely home, and no one the wiser as long as he kept his tongue between his teeth. So we’ll hope that’s buttoned the thing up, which there’s no reason to think it won’t – once he knows that young scamp’s not here any longer to plague the life out of him.’
There was a tiny pause, several pairs of eyes
instinctively turning towards Lord Darracott. He gave no sign of having heard what Hugo had said, still sitting immobile, and staring straight ahead. Anthea glanced from him to Richmond, no longer tense, but sitting rather limply, his right elbow on the table, and his brow dropped on to his hand; her eyes travelled to Vincent, reading the look of strain on his face; and suddenly she began to laugh rather tremulously, realizing that the only one whose nerves were not in some way or other disordered from the ordeal they had passed through was the one on whom the success of an enterprise fraught with peril had depended, and thinking how ridiculous it was that he should rejoin his shattered accomplices as placidly as though he had done nothing more than escort two harmless morning-callers to the door. She saw that he was looking at her in mild surprise, and said: ‘Oh, Hugo, Hugo! I don’t know what to say to you!’
‘Well, we’ve no time to waste on any more talk now, love, so happen that’s just as well,’ he replied matter-of-factly. ‘We must dispose of Richmond’s clothes, and clear up all this mess. Nay, then, Polyphant! don’t stand gauping! There’s work to be done!’
Polyphant, who had indeed been standing staring at him, gave a start, and recalled his scattered wits. ‘Yes, sir – to be sure! I fear I was indulging in reflection – I will remove the bowls first, and then Mr Claud will be comfortable again!’
‘You’ll find the swabs I squeezed in my hand down behind the sofa cushions,’ Hugo warned him. ‘Vincent, will you see all these clothes disposed of? I’ve been trying to decide what had best be done with Richmond, and it seems to me that we’ll have to put him to bed in Claud’s room, for that wound of his must be attended to, and since it’s Claud who’s supposed to be the wounded one we mustn’t have any bloodstains anywhere but on his sheets. Now, there’s no need to start shuddering, lad! I’m not asking you to sleep on them!’
‘No, and it wouldn’t be any use if you did ask me to!’ Claud informed him, pausing in his struggles to unwind the bandages from round his slim person. ‘Dashed if I ever met such a fellow as you are!’
‘How seldom it is that I find myself in accord with you, brother!’ remarked Vincent. He looked at Hugo, and said, with a wry smile: ‘You irritate me intensely, you know. I have little doubt that you always will, but if ever I should get into a tight corner I do hope to God you will be at hand to pull me out of it, coz!’
‘Never mind throwing the hammer at me!’ replied Hugo, unmoved by this tribute. ‘If you want to throw it at anyone, throw it at Claud, because he’s the one who saved our groats!’ His eyes were on Richmond, and he went to him, saying: ‘I think I’ll carry you up to bed, lad, before I do aught else.’
Richmond lifted his head with an effort. The fire had gone out of his eyes, and with the passing of danger the spirit that had upheld him so indomitably had sunk, allowing his physical weakness at last to overcome him. He managed to smile, and to say, in the thread of a voice: ‘A close-run thing…! Thank you – so very grateful – so sorry, Hugo– Grandpapa…’
Hugo caught him, as he collapsed, and lifted him up in his arms. ‘Eh, poor lad, I ought to have got him to bed sooner, instead of standing there chattering!’ he said remorsefully. ‘Anthea, run upstairs to see if the coast is clear, will you, love?’ He looked at Lady Aurelia. ‘I take it you warned his mother, ma’am?’
‘Certainly,’ she replied. ‘She was cast into very natural affliction, and dared not come down to this room for fear that her agitation might overcome her, and so betray you all, but I left her in Mrs Flitwick’s care, and have no doubt that she will be more composed by now.’
‘I’m very much obliged to you, ma’am,’ he said. ‘Breaking it to her was the thing I dreaded most.’
‘An unpleasant task,’ she agreed. ‘I am happy to have been able to relieve you of it, for, however little I may approve of your conduct this evening I must own myself to be deeply grateful to you for all that you have done, and, I may add, very conscious of the magnanimity you have shown.’
‘Nay – !’ begged the Major, reddening.
She said graciously: ‘You have no need to blush, my dear Hugo. I do not mean to flatter you, and will only say that I have from the beginning of our acquaintance believed you to be a most estimable young man. I have little doubt that when you have overcome your tendency to levity you will do very well at Darracott Place.’
Fortunately, since Hugo was showing signs of acute embarrassment, Anthea had by this time come back into the room, to report that it was safe to carry Richmond upstairs. Lord Darracott rose stiffly from the chair into which he had sunk, and looked at Hugo, saying, as though the words were forced from him: ‘I am obliged to you, Hugo.’
‘There’s no need for that, sir,’ Hugo replied cheerfully. ‘The young scamp’s as near to being my brother-in-law as makes no odds – though happen I’d have done better not to have said that, because, now I come to think of it, you’ve not accepted my offer yet, have you, love?’
‘More levity?’ she murmured.
He grinned. ‘You’re reet: I’m past praying for! Come, now, lead the way, lass!’ He saw that Lord Darracott was looking at Richmond’s white, unconscious face, and paused for a moment, and said gently: ‘He’s got spunk, you know, sir.’
His lordship’s grim mouth twisted. ‘Yes,’ he said, turning away. ‘He was always – full of pluck. Take him up to his mother!’
It was some considerable time later that Hugo came downstairs again. Claud had retired to bed, but Lord Darracott and Vincent were still up, seated in the library. As Hugo came into the room, Vincent looked up with a flickering smile. ‘Well? How is that abominable brat?’
‘Oh, he’s nicely!’ Hugo replied. ‘He won’t be very comfortable till he’s had the bullet dug out of him – and that’s something that he won’t enjoy, think on – but it would take more than one bullet to daunt him! I won’t deny that he’s caused a deal of trouble – eh, if ever a lad wanted a good skelping – ! but I can’t but like young devils as full of gaiety as he is.’
‘Yes, excellent bottom,’ Vincent agreed, getting up, and walking across the room to a side-table. ‘I owe you an apology, Ajax: you warned me, and I paid no heed. I’m sorry. Had I attended to you, I might have averted the singularly nerve-racking events we have survived this night, thanks, I admit, – and you have no notion how much it costs me to do so! – to your unsuspected genius for – er – diddling the dupes! Accept my compliments, and allow me to offer you some brandy! Unless the very word has, for reasons which I need not, I feel, explain to you, become repulsive to you, I am persuaded you must stand in urgent need of it.’
Hugo grinned, as he took the glass Vincent was holding out to him, but said quite seriously: ‘Well, it nattered me at the time that you wouldn’t heed me, but I’m not so sure now that it would have made any difference if you had. The best thing about this business is that, while that cargo was hidden in this passage of ours, it didn’t matter to Richmond how close the hounds were: it was his doing that they were stored there, and nothing anyone could have said would have turned him from what he saw to be his duty. You heard him, Vincent: he said he couldn’t leave his men in the lurch, because it was his scheme, and he was in command. Never mind the rest! – that’s the stuff out of which a damned good officer is made!’ He looked down at his grandfather. ‘You don’t like roundaboutation, sir, and nor do I. I told Ottershaw that Richmond had won your consent to his joining, and I’m looking to you to make my word good. Will you let me purchase a cornetcy for him?’
There was a long silence. Vincent broke it. ‘You have no choice, sir.’
‘Do as you will!’ his lordship said harshly. ‘That any grandson of mine could – and, of you all, Richmond! –’
‘It’s no wish of mine to fratch with you over what’s done, and can’t be mended,’ interrupted Hugo, ‘but ask yourself, sir, whose fault it was that a lad of his cut, crazy with disappointment, and hearing nothing but praise of smu
ggling all his life, was brought to this pass?’
‘I have said you may do as you will! I am not answerable to you for Richmond’s upbringing!’
‘Not to me, but to him, sir!’
Lord Darracott threw him a strange glance, and lowered his eyes again. After a slight pause, Vincent said: ‘And so, coz?’
‘If it’s left to me, I’d like to see the boy in the Seventh Hussars. I’ve several good friends in the regiment, who’ll need no urging to keep an eye on a lad who bears my name.’
‘That, cousin,’ murmured Vincent, ‘is the most unkindest cut of all! Proceed!’
‘Nay, I didn’t mean it so! For the rest, we’ve settled it between us – my aunts and I – that it will be best to get the lad away from here, and Claud too, at first light, before the servants are up and about. It will be easily done, and accounted for: your mother wants her own doctor to deal with Claud, and Richmond goes to help her with him on the journey. John Joseph will drive them to Tonbridge in her ladyship’s own carriage, and see to the hiring of a post-chaise there to carry them on to London. I’ve promised my Aunt Elvira I’ll take her to London myself as soon as I get back from the north, but it won’t do for her to join Richmond too soon, for we don’t want to set tongues wagging.’
‘Have you induced her to let him go without her? Good God!’
‘She’ll do nothing to hinder us from doing what’s best for him, little though she may like it. She knows your mother will take good care of him, too.’
‘Your staff work is admirable, coz. Why, by the way, does Richmond go to succour Claud while I remain here?’
‘No one will wonder at that, lad! Claud’s in no state for fratching!’
‘Touché!’ Vincent acknowledged, throwing up a hand. ‘You don’t feel that I ought to drive myself to town in the wake of the chaise, as – er – rearguard?’
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