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by Bible, Jake


  “Can’t leave the back door open, now can we?” he smiles.

  Off we go, and despite being cramped, I am very glad I’m off my leg. I don’t think I can walk another mile on it without crying. And it would suck to cry in front of these guys. That would just lead to another nickname.

  “Now you can nap,” Reaper says, “get some rest. It’s going to be a long night.”

  I lean my head back and shuffle around, trying to get comfortable.

  “Dude, stay still!” Cob snaps.

  “Sorry,” I say.

  I close my eyes and try to take deep, even breaths to calm down. I’d really like to get some sleep, if I can. But there’s no way I’m going to be able to sleep while Critter has us bouncing along the back trails. Half the time I think he’s going to drive us right off a cliff before he takes a sharp turn and keeps us alive. I may be exhausted, but my mind is on full alert. It sucks, because I really do need the sleep.

  “Wake up, sunshine,” Stick says, poking me with the barrel of his gun. “Nap time is over. You’re gonna miss graham crackers and milk if you don’t hustle.”

  “Huh? Whu?” I mumble as I pull myself up from the backseat of the Humvee. I look past him and see the sun has gone down. “What time is it?”

  “Does it matter anymore?” Stick muses. “Time is so relative. Do you have a doctor’s appointment to get to? Are you going to miss your favorite TV show?”

  “Stop fucking with him, Stick,” Reaper says, shoving the man out of the way. “Here, let me have a look at your leg. Don’t want you dying of infection before you can get shot by Vance’s peeps.”

  “That’s comforting,” I say as I unbuckle my pants and gingerly push them down.

  “I’m known for my bedside manner,” Reaper says.

  “That’s why we call him Reaper,” Stick says, “because Angel of Death was just a little too spot on, ya know?”

  I wince as Reaper prods my wounds. “Not infected, but you need to keep it clean. And stay off of it if you can.”

  “Funny,” I say. “Can I pull my pants up?”

  “I’ve seen his penis,” Elsbeth says from behind them.

  The two men freeze and wait without looking back.

  “Is she still there?” Stick asks.

  “Yes,” Elsbeth says, “it’s bigger than Pa’s was.”

  “Oh, that does it,” Stick says, bolting.

  “Yeah, I’m outta here too,” Reaper says, leaving me alone with Elsbeth.

  She wipes her nose with the back of her hand. “I’ve never been in a boat.”

  “You’re quite the non sequitur generator tonight, aren’t you?”

  “I don’t know,” she says and turns around. “They say that’s a boat. Or a raft. Which is a kind of boat. I asked why they don’t just call it a boat all the time. They said because it’s a raft. But it’s also a boat. Which is dumb. These guys are soldiers and they’re dumb.”

  “She’s a real charmer,” Critter says as I step out of the Humvee. “If she wasn’t so attached to you, I’d snatch her up myself. But I value my life.”

  “He’s old and mean,” Elsbeth says, sticking close to me.

  “I’m married,” I say to Critter. A little too loudly as I get shushed by Leeds.

  “I’d like not to alert Vance to our presence, please,” he says, looking me up and down. “You going to be good for the next leg?”

  “Funny,” I say, “you guys are like the joke brigade.”

  “What did I say?” Leeds asks.

  “You made a pun, Captain,” John says from above us. I glance up, but can’t see him through the leaves in the dark.

  “Fuck,” Leeds says, “I hate puns.”

  “Why, Captain?” John asks. “What’d they ever do to you?”

  “Okay, I think we’ve let off enough steam,” Platt says. “Game faces. We need to be at the river in fifteen. Any longer than that and we miss the window between biker patrols. We have two miles of river to float down before we can cross. Then we take the bank, work our way up Jonestown Rd, and back behind Whispering Pines. Even with guards watching, we should be able to stumble along like Zs and get through.”

  “What if the guards are my people?” I ask. “You aren’t going to kill them, are you?”

  “For a thinker, you don’t do much thinking,” Cob says. “There’s no way Vance will put your people on guard. If he hasn’t butchered them all, then he’s got them locked down tight.”

  “Butchered them all?” I ask. “Do you think he has? I really think Brenda will talk him out of that.”

  “Right,” Leeds says. “Brenda Kelly.”

  “What?”

  “Let’s just say that she’s on our watch list,” Leeds says. “Even without Vance’s influence, she’s a piece of work. The lady likes her secrets and special missions.”

  I think about the mission that got us into this mess. She had us thinking we were doing one thing when it turned out we were doing something completely different. Which we kinda fucked up. Hence the mess.

  I’m left with my own thoughts as Platt orders strict silence while we hike it to the river bank, leaving the Humvee behind covered in brush and branches. It does only take us about fifteen minutes to get to the bank, but in that time, my leg is screaming. How the fuck will I make it up Jonestown Rd and then across the field, through the wires and down the cliff?

  “You okay, Long Pork?” John asks, suddenly at my elbow. I hate the way these guys move. “You’ve got a hitch in your giddy up.”

  “Quiet,” Platt says as I watch the men get the raft inflated and ready. He points at Elsbeth and me. “In.”

  I have to help Elsbeth and she almost dumps us into the river, but I keep my balance, and hers, and we plop down and wait. Critter is right behind us. Reaper, Cob, Platt, and Leeds, hop in too while Stick and John shove us away from the bank and then roll into the raft, guns on the sides, ready. We let the current pull us along, not wanting to paddle and make any more noise than we have to.

  The two miles take forever, but soon we are at the opposite bank, right where the men want us. This time we get plenty wet as we get out. Stick pulls the plug and deflates the raft, rolling it up and setting it beneath some bushes, while the rest check their weapons and get ready for the hike to Jonestown Rd. If my bearings are right, then we are only around the corner. That is good, because my leg is killing me. Bad because that means I still have to get up Jonestown Rd.

  “Lean on me,” Elsbeth says as we get to the bottom of the road and start to leave Hwy 251 behind. “I can help.”

  My pride doesn’t even blink as I let her take some of the weight off my leg. I’m slowing the men down and I can see from their body language that they are less than pleased, but not one says anything. It seems like eternity, but eventually we get to the top.

  “Zs,” John says, motioning for us to get down.

  He slips forward in a crouch with Stick on his tail. I can barely see them as they come up on several shapes in the dark. It’s over before I know it and we’re moving again. Then we stop.

  “More Zs,” John hisses. “What the fuck?”

  I don’t know what he’s used to, but I’m pretty used to Zs hanging around. They tend to do that in the zombie apocalypse. There are considerably more of them this time and Cob and Platt join in before they take them down.

  One last yard and we’re at the field above Whispering Pines.

  “Son of a bitch,” Leeds whispers, “that’s one way to cover your six.”

  I peer into the dark and realize I can’t see shit. Not because it’s pitch black, it’s not; there is plenty of light coming up from Whispering Pines. I can’t see shit because of all the Zs. Hundreds of them. Those not caught in the rolls of razor wire are milling about, shambling and groaning, their arms dangling at their sides, legs shuffling through the dirt and dead grass.

  “So we go back?” I ask, already turning in my crouch.

  “No,” Leeds says. “We push through. Goop up, people.”r />
  “Goop up?” I ask. “What does that mean?”

  All I get for answers are quiet chuckles.

  “Here,” Elsbeth says, smearing something on my face.

  “Oh, God, what is that?” I say, choking and gagging from the smell.

  “Z,” she says, “Z guts.”

  Chapter Nine

  The mistake most people make when it comes to Zs, is that they think they are mindless. Not so true. Sure, they are stupid. Not going to ace any SATs even if SATs existed. But they aren’t completely mindless. Just...singularly focused?

  I only mention this because while Elsbeth and the Special Forces team whisper to me that smearing the insides of a Z all over my body will mask our scent and allow us to slip through the horde that is meandering around the field, I’m just not buying it.

  “Fuck you,” I whisper back. “There are too many. We may make it past three or four, but hundreds? Are you guys fucking insane?”

  “Nut up, Long Pork,” Stick says. The rest just stare at me.

  “Critter?” I ask.

  “Screw you, Long Pork,” Critter says. “I have to wade in there, wait for y’all to get down, drop the ropes, then double back to meet up with my brother and the rest. Don’t be whining to me like a little bitch. You only have to wade through these undead fucks once.”

  “Once too many,” I say.

  “Pussy,” Critter replies.

  “It works,” Elsbeth says. “It stinks, but it works.” She nods over and over until I nod with her.

  “Fine,” I say, taking a deep breath and doubling over from the stench. I get myself under control and look at Leeds, his gore smeared face only a shadow in the night. “How do we do this?”

  “Just keep moving,” Leeds says. “Meander. Don’t go in a straight line or look like you have a direction in mind. It attracts attention, plus it could start a stampede. The others will think you’ve spotted food and then we’ll be overrun.”

  “Act like a Z, dude,” John says, “you can do it.”

  I can. I’ve done nothing but study the undead for a long while now. I know their patterns of movement, of attack. I know where the weak points are in the wires and ditches. I also know where the strong points are. If I work my way through the lines, following the hidden path, and time it right, I can tangle up most of them without anyone realizing.

  “Okay,” I say, “follow me.”

  Stick and Cob both laugh, and then stop.

  “He’s serious?” Cob asks. “You were just pissing yourself.”

  “And my bladder’s empty,” I say. “You want me to get you through here or not?”

  “We can get through just fine,” Leeds says. “We told you that-”

  “You’ve been in Whispering Pines before, yeah, yeah, I know. But not with this many Zs in the field. Follow me.”

  I start to shuffle and stagger. I come up on the first few Zs and some of them turn to me, their blank eyes falling across my body, their noses lifted to the air. Then they turn away. I push and stumble deeper, moving to the left for a while then to the right. I hope that I know what I’m doing as I come up on a long line of razor wire.

  I follow the wire for a few feet then push through, letting the unconnected metal part around my legs. A blade catches on my jeans, but slices through without snagging. I freeze for a second, waiting for the pain. There is none, which means there’s no blood. Dear God, if any of us get nicked we are screwed.

  Through wire, over ditches, around barricades of metal spikes, we all move haphazardly, looking like drunken frat boys after a party brawl. It takes forever to reach the edge of the field and the cliff, but we get there. There are two guards on duty, neither of which I recognize. They are staring right at us.

  “Uh...hey...are those...?” one mutters as Stick and Cob jump at them.

  They don’t make another sound except for the snapping of their necks. The team secure their lines to the deck and toss them over. Critter stands behind us, his eyes scanning the ground and houses below.

  “Why not just take the stairs?” I whisper.

  Stick only smiles at me as he hooks in, throws his legs over and jumps. The sound of the rope whizzing through the carabineers on his belt echoes through the still night, but we don’t see anyone stir below. Cob follows quickly.

  “Everyone, now,” Leeds says, strapping a belt around my waist and getting me hooked up to Stick’s line. John does the same for Elsbeth and Cob’s line. “Feet down and all eyes, got it?”

  They nod and are gone from sight, leaving Elsbeth and me with Critter.

  “It ain’t hard,” Critter says, “just hold on here and then push off with your legs. You control the speed by gripping the rope here and-”

  Elsbeth jumps and is down in seconds.

  “Not her first time, I reckon,” Critter smiles as he undoes the other lines and lets them fall. “Damn confusing thing, that canny girl.”

  “My turn, I guess,” I say. I get up on the rail and start to lean back, ready to jump. “One, two, three.” I don’t go anywhere. “Okay, I got this, I got this.” I look up to say a quick prayer and see something troubling.

  Zs. A lot of them. Just above the deck.

  “Critter,” I say.

  “Stop pussing out, Long Pork,” Critter says, “get your ass down there.”

  I can hear a hiss from below as the team grows impatient with me.

  “No, look,” I say, nodding my head. “Did anyone cut themselves on the wire?”

  Critter freezes and glances over his shoulder. “Ah, fuck,” he says. “I don’t think so.” He pats himself down then stops just at his calf. His hand comes away black, the color of blood in the night. “Fuck me.”

  The Zs are watching us, their senses confused by the smell of fresh blood and the smell of their own. Then one moans and they all start moaning.

  “How’d they get through the wire and ditches?” Critter asks.

  “Numbers,” I say. “They must have clogged a point and just started climbing over their own. It’s a weakness in the system, which is why we always have guards present to keep the numbers down.”

  “Could have mentioned that before,” Critter says and looks at the rope and me. “Only one line. I’ll take the stairs.”

  He shoves me just as the first few Zs fall onto the deck. The last thing I see before I’m flailing down to the ground, is Critter bolting for the stairs and a whole shit ton of Zs pouring over the cliff edge and onto the deck.

  That’s a lot of weight. Too much weight.

  I can hear the groaning of the wooden structure as I try to slow myself down. Part of me doesn’t want to put the brakes on my descent since most of me wants to get away from the swarm of undead hell that’s about to rain down on us all.

  Then the ground is there and I try not to scream as I slam against it. I try. I fail.

  “Shut him up,” Leeds hisses as Reaper clamps his hands over my mouth. “What the fuck, Long Pork?”

  “Captain,” John says, “the situation has changed.”

  The team all follow his gaze and look up. Zs are falling from the sky. I guess they think the stairs are too slow too. Great, kamikaze Zs, just what the world needs next.

  Reaper pulls me to my feet and we scramble out of the way, as the first bodies explode on the ground in front of us. Zs that haven’t had their brains splattered everywhere look at us, their broken jaws trying to chomp with hunger.

  “Go, go, go!” Critter calls as he takes the steps three, four at a time. “Go!”

  “Shit,” Leeds says as he looks to his team. “Assume all are hostiles. We head for the gate.”

  “What?” I say. “My neighbors could still be here!”

  “The operative word is ‘could’,” he replies and points at the Zs that are still plummeting down at us, and the ones that are falling down the stairs after Critter. “There’s no ‘could’ about them! We shoot to kill and we head to the gate. Take that out and Big Daddy and the rest can come streaming in when they
get here.”

  “That won’t be until tomorrow,” I say.

  “Or never,” a loud voice says from the dark. “I have to say I am unbelievably disappointed with your performance, Captain Leeds. I have been dreaming of the day you and your team finally showed yourselves to me. I was thinking of an epic firefight, all Black Hawk Down, but what do you give me? A whimpering bicker fight like a couple of ten year olds. So sad.”

  The area is bathed in bright light as twenty spots shine on us.

  “Did you really think I hadn’t thought of which way you’d come in?” Vance says (yes, I’m calling him that now). “That’s why I put my most useless men up there to guard. Expendable.”

  I have to shield my eyes against the glare of the lights and can only see an outline of a man. He stands there, surrounded by other outlines, many of which have matching outlines of rifles. How nice. Shadow puppets of the damned.

  The groaning gets louder and I get close to Elsbeth. She looks at me and I nod back at the platform that is so very close to collapsing. She wraps my arm around her shoulders, and then takes me by the waist. I look around and see the team with their weapons to their shoulders. Leeds is standing there, his pistol up, pointing at the outline.

  “Sir?” John asks.

  “Equalize the environment,” Leeds says.

  “And what does that mean?” Vance asks. “Is that one of the many useful military euphemisms? Are you going to neutralize me?”

  “No,” Leeds says, “men?”

  Gunfire erupts and the lights start to go out. Elsbeth grabs me and pulls me to the side as Vance’s men return fire. I can hear screams of pain and the sound of bullets whizzing by my ears. Men and women are shouting, Vance is bellowing (does he have his bullhorn with him?); gunfire and the smell of cordite fill the air.

  But all of that is drowned out by the explosive snaps and cracks of the support struts on the platform. The weight of the Z swarm has finally outdone the engineering that took us so long to complete. Eight by eight beams of hardwood splinter, metal braces buckle, boards crumple. The whole thing comes down like an unwanted Las Vegas casino. I risk a look and see it collapse on itself, folding and falling.

 

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