The Caesar Club was well named. It was the kind of place that left no turn un-stoned, and the acts who took to the stage weren’t so much performers as gladiators. I half expected to see Nero in a dickie-bow sitting at the front table giving each turn the thumbs-down. When I walked in there was a comedian on the stage. He had succeeded in warming up the audience in much the same way as Boris Karloff had warmed up an angry peasant mob with torches in Frankenstein.
The audience was on the cusp of verbal violence turning physical and, despite the fixed grin above the oversized bow tie, I could see the comic’s eyes glittering as they darted desperately around the crowd. I wasn’t sure whether he was trying to find just one person laughing or trying to gauge from where the first missile would be launched. I wondered why anyone would choose to be a comedian in Glasgow when there were so many less hazardous career options like bomb disposal, bullfighting or sword-swallowing. I started to feel a deep, real sympathy for the comedian.
Then I heard a couple of his jokes and decided he had it coming.
I knew the manager of the Caesar Club and he pushed an unbidden and unwanted pint of warm stout in my hand and conducted me through backstage.
‘This is who I told you about, Lennox,’ he said, as he led me along a narrow corridor and shoved open a cupboard door in the hall. I could still hear the audience responding to the comic’s act and for the first time understood what baying for blood sounded like.
The cupboard turned out to be the smallest dressing room I’d ever seen; and in my colourful career, I’d seen a lot of dressing rooms. This one, however, was not occupied by a chorus girl but by a small man of about fifty with large brown eyes and no hair to speak of on his egg-shaped head. There was no shade on the bulb that hung from the ceiling and its butter gleam on his pale skin added to the Humpty-Dumpty look. He was dressed in a cheap dinner suit and bow tie. A gleaming trumpet sat on his lap, its case lying open on the shelf that passed as a dressing table. He smiled when I came in.
‘You’re the gent looking for young Sammy, I believe?’
‘That I am. You know where he is?’
‘No. I haven’t seen him in two weeks. But that’s what I thought I’d tell you about. Two weeks ago, outside the Pacific Club … you know, Mr Cohen’s place … well, two weeks ago I was playing there. Friday night. Anyway, I had finished my stint and was getting the bus home. I was halfway along the street when I heard this commotion, like. Sammy was having some kind of trouble with two men. Youngish fellows, I’d say. Anyway, there was a fair bit of pushing and shoving, that kind of thing. But not a fight, not a square-go, anyway. Not with two against one. Anyway, this other fellow came out of the club. Calmed the whole thing down, like.’
‘What time was this?’
‘About nine. I was on early.’
‘Did you recognize any of them?’
‘Not the two troublemakers. I recognized Sammy, of course. The bloke who stopped the tussle looked to me like Paul Costello. You know, Jimmy Costello’s boy. They’re always hanging around the clubs together. Costello and Sammy, I mean.’
‘Did they go back into the Pacific?’
‘No. They all got into a car and drove off. They was next to the car when they was arguing. I wouldn’t have paid much notice, it’s just that it was an odd thing.’
I nodded. A street scuffle in Glasgow was nothing out of the usual. You saw it every Friday or Saturday night. ‘What made it odd?’
‘I dunno. It was just odd. They wasn’t pished, or anything like that. It was more like …’ He frowned his pale, eggshell brow. Then it hit him. ‘It was like they was all agitated, rather than spoiling for a fight. Sammy in particular. It was like the other two had done something wrong.’
‘What kind of car did they get into?’
‘A big one. White. A Ford, I think.’
‘A Ford Zephyr Six?’
‘Could be. Yeah, could be. You know who I’m talking about?’
‘I’ve run into them, I think. How well do you know Sammy Pollock?’
‘Sammy Pollock?’
‘Sheila Gainsborough’s brother,’ I said, and he looked enlightened. It was becoming pretty clear that all around town Sammy had been trading hard on his sister’s name.
‘Not that well. I used to see him around. In the clubs, mainly.’
‘Did he ever say anything to you about representing you or any other musicians?’
‘What do you mean, represent?’
‘Did he ever talk about becoming an agent? Or setting up a talent agency with Paul Costello?’
The small man with the glabrous head laughed. ‘What would they know about the music game? No, he never said anything to me, or anyone I know.’
‘Fair enough.’ I thought for a moment. ‘Listen, do you have any idea of where I might find someone who knows where he is.’
‘There’s that lass he hangs around with.’
‘Claire?’
‘Oh, you know her already?’
‘No. Know of her. I’d very much like to talk to her. Do you know where I might be able to find her?’
‘Aye, I do. She’s a singer. Not bad, either. Claire Skinner. She sings at the Pacific Club some nights. I think she lives out in Shettleston.’
I took a couple of quid from my wallet and handed it to the trumpeter. From the sounds coming from the main club hall, I would maybe have been better giving him the pocket Webley I’d taken from Skelly.
‘Thanks, that’s been a help. Good luck out there,’ I said and left, wondering how long it would take all the king’s men and horses to get there.
I ’phoned Jonny Cohen at home. He said he knew the girl Claire who sang at the Pacific but he didn’t know if her surname was Skinner. Nor had he connected her to Sammy Pollock in any way.
‘Are you sure it’s the right girl?’ he asked.
‘That’s what my source tells me, but who knows? Can you give me an address for her?’
‘I can’t, but Larry who manages the Pacific for me maybe has one. Or at least he can tell you who he gets in touch with to book her. Call by the club tomorrow night and I’ll tell him to give it to you.’
‘Thanks, Jonny. I owe you.’
‘Yes, Lennox, you do. And Lennox?’
‘Yeah?’
‘I hope you heard me when I said you shouldn’t let this shite distract you from the thing with Bobby Kirkcaldy.’
‘I heard you, Jonny.’
Davey Wallace turned up at my office at ten-thirty, just as I’d asked him to in the message I’d left with Big Bob. He was wearing the same too-big and too-old suit that he wore to the Horsehead. He had a red tartany type tie and a white shirt and he had topped the lot off with a wide-brimmed grey fedora that had a couple of decades’ worth of shape bashed out of it. At least, I thought, I now knew what a private detective is supposed to look like.
Davey’s grin when he walked into the office was impossibly broad and gleeful, making me wonder if I had done the right thing in bringing him in. He was just a kid. And a good kid at that. But it was his choice.
‘Now you’re clear on what you’re doing? And more importantly on what you’re not doing?’
‘I got it, Mr Lennox. I won’t let you down.’
I reached into my desk drawer and pulled out a coarse linen bag. It was heavy, filled with pennies. I tipped some out onto the desk.
‘Take this bag with you. You’ve got enough coppers there to ’phone Australia. If anything happens, call the numbers I gave you and they’ll get a message to me as soon as they can.’ I tossed the bag in my palm a couple of times, assessing the weight. ‘And keep the drawstrings pulled tight when you’re not taking money out. This cash bag won’t break and it makes one hell of a cosh if you run into trouble. You got that?’
‘I got it, Mr Lennox.’
‘But I don’t want you to take any risks, Davey. Just keep an eye on the Kirkcaldy place and let me know if anything happens. And remember … note down times and descriptions of anyone you se
e coming or going.’
I went back into my desk drawer and tossed a black reporter’s notebook over to him. He caught the notebook and then stared at it, wide-eyed, as if I’d just handed him the Keys to the Kingdom.
I drove up to Blanefield and parked the Atlantic along the street from Kirkcaldy’s place. It was difficult not to be conspicu -ous, but the car was far enough away and still had a clear enough view of the entrance to the Kirkcaldy residence. I gave Davey a couple of quid, a packet of cigarettes and a lamppost to lean on. He took the duty so seriously that, when I left him, I found myself worrying that he might not blink until I returned.
I left the car where I’d parked it, giving Davey the keys so that he could take shelter if it started raining. The weather had now definitely reverted to type and the milky sky periodically darkened into a glower: I didn’t want to be responsible for Davey contracting pneumonia or trench foot, both of which were possibilities in the West of Scotland climate. Before I left him on sentry duty, I called at Kirkcaldy’s house. The boxer wasn’t in, but Uncle Bert Soutar answered the door. He was wearing a short-sleeved shirt that exposed arms writhing with tattoos, some of which had unhelpful suggestions for the Pope. If dourness could be measured on a scale, then Soutar was a bass baritone. He nodded glumly and closed the door when I told him that the youth at the corner was with me and not connected to whoever had been carrying out the vandalism.
I knew of course that there would be nothing significant for Davey to report that afternoon. The kind of shenanigans that had been going on with Kirkcaldy were the kind of shenanigans you got up to under cover of darkness.
While Davey was earnestly leaning and diligently watching the Kirkcaldy place, I went to ’Pherson’s on Byre’s Road for a trim and shave. Old man ’Pherson knew his stuff and I came out with my face tingling and with a parting that made Moses’ Red Sea work look sloppy. Afterwards I took a tram back into town and made a few fruitless ’phone calls from my office in pursuit of Largo.
Maybe it was because Jock Ferguson’s name had come up in conversation with my tame copper chum Donald Taylor, but, almost on an impulse, I picked up the ’phone and dialled the number for St. Andrew’s Square headquarters. Obviously, Detective Inspector John Ferguson knew nothing of my ‘accommodation’ with one of his junior officers and he sounded surprised to hear from me all right. Surprised and maybe a little distrustful. I have no idea why I bring that out in some people, especially coppers. He did concede he was free at lunchtime and we agreed to meet up at the Horsehead Bar. Ferguson and I hadn’t spoken much in nearly a year.
It was one-thirty by the time I got to the Horsehead and the lunchtime crowd had already smoked the atmosphere into a density you could cut with a knife. If I were to describe the ambience of the Horsehead, I would say it was eclectic. There were clerks, uniformed in regulation pinstripe, shoulder-to-shoulder at the bar with workmen in flat caps and Wellington boots. It has to be said that no one could accuse Glaswegians of not being fashion-conscious, and a few of the workies had rolled their Wellies down from calf- to ankle-length as a concession to the warm weather.
I spotted a man in his late thirties over by the bar. He had his back to me but I recognized his tall, angular frame and the dull grey suit he always seemed to wear, year round. Some policemen need a uniform, even after they’ve transferred to CID. I understand it in a way: the need to take off your job when you got home. I squeezed shoulder first into the bar next to Ferguson. The man who had been standing next to him eyed me with that casual, disinterested hostility that you only seem to find in Glasgow hostelries. I smiled at him then turned to Ferguson.
‘Hello, Jock.’
Ferguson turned dull grey eyes that matched his suit on me. Jock Ferguson had anything but an expressive face: it was practically impossible to work out what was going on in his head. I’d seen more than a few men come out of the war with the same absence on their faces. And I somehow had always known that Jock Ferguson had a similar kind of war to mine.
‘Long time no see,’ he said, without smiling. And without offering me a drink. We were going through the preliminaries. ‘Where have you been keeping yourself?’
‘You know, keeping my head down. Divorce cases, company thefts, that kind of thing.’
‘Still doing work for Glasgow’s disreputable element?’
‘Now and again. Not as much as before. Things aren’t what they used to be, Jock. Gangsters have embraced the free market. I can’t compete with the rates your colleagues charge.’
Something set harder in Ferguson’s face, but he clearly decided to let it go. Before, he would have laughed off a jibe like that because he knew I was referring to coppers other than him. But this was not before.
‘I heard you were asking a few questions about me, Lennox. After that business last year. I could be accused of being paranoid, but that would suggest to me that you think I had something to do with all that shite. Is that what you think?’
I shrugged. ‘I just got to chatting with a couple of your colleagues. Are you telling me that you didn’t have anything to do with it?’
He held my gaze. Neither of us wished to define what it was that had happened. The truth is that he shouldn’t have even known about the events in a dockside warehouse that ended with me having a bullet in my side and someone very special to me lying dead at my feet, her face blown off. Events that would not have taken place if information hadn’t been leaked by a copper.
‘Anything that happened had nothing to do with me. That’s what I’m saying, yes.’
‘Okay. If that’s what you’re saying, then I believe you, Jock.’ It was a lie. We both knew it was a lie but it was a form of words that allowed us to move on. For the moment. ‘So … how are things?’
‘Busy. McNab has dumped this train death on me. And he’s piling on the pressure. This new smart-arse pathologist has got him farting fire. You know McNab, shite killing shite doesn’t interest him unless it’s all straightforward and easy, which it usually is.’
I nodded sympathetically. The idea of working for a wroth McNab was a frightening thought. For a second I felt the weight of his hand on my chest. ‘So how’s the investigation going? Any leads?’
Ferguson snorted. ‘Sweet Fanny Adams. We’ve nothing to go on except the body. And you could carry that around in a couple of buckets. Anyway, you didn’t ask to see me to enquire about my level of job satisfaction. What do you want, Lennox? You’re always after something.’
Before answering, I nodded over to the barman and ordered a couple of whiskies. He wasn’t a barman I knew so I decided not to confuse him by asking for a Canadian Club.
‘You know this big fight that’s coming up? Bobby Kirkcaldy and the German?’
‘Of course. What about it?’
‘Well, Kirkcaldy’s been getting some unwanted attention. Crap dumped on his doorstep, veiled threats, that kind of thing.’
‘Has he contacted us?’
‘No. In fact I’ve only been hired by one of his backers because Kirkcaldy’s manager happened to find out about it. Kirkcaldy is doing his best to draw attention away from it.’
‘One of his “backers”, did you say?’ Ferguson raised an eyebrow.
‘The point is that something about it stinks. There’s this old guy who hangs around Kirkcaldy. A sort of bodyguard-cum-trainer. Like I said, old, but as hard as nails. Goes by the name of Bert Soutar. I was wondering if you could …?’
Ferguson sighed. ‘I’ll see what I can do. But quid pro quo, Lennox. I might want something from you in the future.’
‘My pleasure.’ I smiled and ordered a couple of pies. They were handed to us on bleakly white plates that were crazed with spidery grey cracks beneath the glaze. It looked like the same kind of porcelain they made urinals from. The pies themselves lay on what the French would call a jus of liquefied fat. I had lost weight since I’d first arrived in Glasgow. The presentation didn’t seem to put Ferguson off and he squelched into the pie, dabbing the grease f
rom his chin with the paper napkin.
‘Was that all?’
‘Yeah,’ I said and sipped the whisky. ‘I believe old Soutar used to be handy with a razor. Bridgeton Billy Boys, that kind of thing. Anything you could find out would be really useful.’
‘I can do better …’ He reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a non-regulation notebook and pencil. He scribbled something down, tore the page out and handed it to me. ‘That’s the address of Jimmy MacSherry. He’s an old man now but was a real hard bastard in the Twenties and Thirties. Fought the Sillitoe Cossacks, put a couple of police in hospital. Got ten years and the birch for his trouble. He was a Billy Boy and knows anyone who’s anyone in that circle. But be careful how you handle him. And it’ll cost you a few quid.’
‘Thanks, Jock. I appreciate it.’ I pocketed the note. Then a thought occurred to me. ‘Oh there’s maybe one other thing. Nobody else seems to know this guy, but it’s worth a try. Have you ever heard of someone called Largo?’
Like I said, Jock Ferguson did not have the most expressive face, but something crossed it that looked as if it had been powered by the national grid.
‘What do you know about John Largo?’
‘Nothing. Nothing at all, that’s why I’m asking. Who is he?’
‘Where did you hear the name? You must have heard the name somewhere.’
I looked at Ferguson. He had turned towards me, straightening up from the bar. All of a sudden he became all copper and no acquaintance. After all the asking around, I had in that split second doubled my knowledge about Largo. I now had a full name for him. But every alarm bell that could ring was now ringing. It was clear that knowing the name John Largo was enough to get me the kind of police attention I so studiously avoided. I decided it was best to deliver the goods.
‘Okay, Jock, I can see that I’ve hit pay dirt. But you obviously think I know something I shouldn’t. Well, I don’t. All I have is the name Largo. I’m investigating a missing person case. It’s turned into two missing persons: Paul Costello, Jimmy Costello’s son, has also dropped out of sight. But before he did, our paths crossed. He thought to start with I was one of your mob, then he asked me if Largo had sent me. That’s all of it. I’ve been asking all around town if anyone knows Largo and nobody I asked did. Until now. So who is John Largo?’
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