“ ’Bout time,” said the youngest son, taking a swig from the jug. He was in his early forties, balding and feral.
“Mar’ Beth,” called Baron Neill without turning his head or taking from his mouth the long stem of his meerschaum pipe.
There was silence from within the cabin but no immediate response.
The Baron dropped his feet from the porch rail with a crash and stood up. The Neill patriarch looked more like a rat than anything on two legs had a right to do. His nose was prominent, and the remainder of his body seemed to spread outward from it down to the fleshy buttocks supported by a pair of spindly shanks. “Mar’ Beth!” he shouted, hunched forward as he faced the cabin door.
“Well, I’m comin’, ain’t I?” said a woman who was by convention the Baron’s youngest daughter and was in any case close kin to him. She stepped out of the lamplit cabin, hitching the checked apron a little straighter on her homespun dress. The oil light behind her colored her hair more of a yellow than the sun would have brought out, emphasizing the translucent gradations of her single tortoiseshell comb.
“Simp’s comin’ back,” said the Baron, relaxing enough to clamp the pipe again between his teeth. “Tyse jist called. Git down t’ the trail en bring him back.”
The woman stood hipshot, the desire to scowl tempered by the knowledge that the patriarch would strike her if the expression were not hidden by the angle of the light. “I’m poorly,” she said.
One of the boys snickered, and Baron Neill roared, “Don’t I know thet? You do ez I tell ye, girl.”
Mary Beth stepped off the porch with an exaggerated sway to her hips. The pair of hogs sprawled beneath the boards awakened but snorted and flopped back down after questing with their long flexible snouts.
“Could be I don’t mind,” the woman threw back over her shoulder from a safe distance. “Could be Simp looks right good stacked up agin some I’ve seed.”
One of her brothers sent after her a curse and the block of poplar he was whittling, neither with serious intent.
“Jeth,” said the Baron, “go fetch Dave and Sim from the still. Never know when two more guns might be the difference betwixt somethin’ er somethin’ else. En bring another jug back with ye.”
“Lotta durn work for a durned old plowhorse,” grumbled one of the younger Neills.
The Baron sat down again on his chair and lifted his boots to the porch rail. “Ain’t about a horse,” he said, holding out his hand and having it filled by the stoneware whiskey jug without him needing to ask. “Hain’t been about a horse since he brung Old Nathan into hit. Fancies himself, that ’un does.”
The rat-faced old man took a deep draw on his pipe and mingled in his mouth the harsh flavors of burley tobacco and raw whiskey. “Well, I fancy myself, too. We’ll jist see who’s got the rights uv it.”
* * *
—
Eldon Bowsmith tried to step apart from the woman when the path curved back in sight of the cabin. Mary Beth giggled throatily and pulled herself close again, causing the youth to sway like a sapling in the wind. He stretched out the heavy bundle in his opposite hand in order to recover his balance.
“What in tarnation is that ye got, boy?” demanded Baron Neill from the porch. The air above his pipe bowl glowed orange as he drew on the mouthpiece.
“Got a strop uv bullhide, Bar’n,” Bowsmith called back. “Got the horns, tail, and the strip offen the backbone besides.”
He swayed again, then said in a voice that carried better than he would have intended, “Mar’ Beth, ye mustn’t touch me like thet here.” But the words were not a serious reproach, and his laughter joined the woman’s renewed giggle.
There was snorting laughter from the porch as well. One of the men there might have spoken had not Baron Neill snarled his offspring to silence.
The couple separated when they reached the steps, Mary Beth leading the visitor with her hips swaying in even greater emphasis than when she had left the cabin.
“Tarnation,” the Baron repeated as he stood and took the rolled strip of hide from Bowsmith. The boy’s hand started to resist, but he quickly released the bundle when he remembered where he was.
“Set a spell, boy,” said the patriarch. “Zeph, hand him the jug.”
“I reckon I need yer help, Bar’n,” Bowsmith said, rubbing his right sole against his left calf. The stoneware jug—a full one just brought from the still by the Baron’s two grandsons—was pressed into his hands and he took a brief sip.
“Now, don’t ye insult my squeezin’s, boy,” said one of the younger men. “Drink hit down like a man er ye’ll answer t’ me.” In this, as in most things, the clan worked as a unit to achieve its ends. Simp Bowsmith was little enough of a problem sober; but with a few swallows of wildcat in him, the boy ran like butter.
“Why, you know we’d do the world for ye, lad,” said the rat-faced elder as he shifted to bring the bundle into the lamplight spilling from the open door. It was just what the boy had claimed, a strop of heavy leather, tanned with the hair still on, and including the stiff-boned tail as well as the long, translucent horns.
Bowsmith handed the jug to one of the men around him, then spluttered and coughed as he swallowed the last of the mouthful he had taken. “Ye see, sir,” he said quickly in an attempt to cover the tears which the liquor had brought to his eyes, “I’ve a spell t’ say, but I need some ’un t’ speak the words over whilst I git thim right. He writ thim down fer me, Mister Nathan did. But I cain’t read, so’s he told me go down t’ the settlemint en hev Mister Holden er the sheriff say thim with me.”
He carefully unbuttoned the pocket of his shirt, out at the elbows now that his mother was not alive to patch it. With the reverence for writing that other men might have reserved for gold, he handed the rewritten document to Baron Neill.
The patriarch thrust the rolled bullhide to the nearest of his offspring and took the receipt. Turning, he saw Mary Beth and said, “You—girl. Fetch the lamp out here, and thin you git back whar ye belong. Ye know better thin t’ nose around whin thar’s men talkin’.”
“But I mustn’t speak the spell out whole till ever’thing’s perpared,” Bowsmith went on, gouging his calf again with the nail of his big toe. “Thet’s cuz hit’ll work only the onct, Mister Nathan sez. En effen I’m not wearin’ the strop over me when I says it, thin I’ll gain some strength but not the whole strength uv the bull.”
There was a sharp altercation within the cabin, one female voice shrieking, “En what’re we s’posed t’ do with no more light thin inside the Devil’s butthole? You put that lamp down, Mar’ Beth Neill!”
“Zeph,” said the Baron in a low voice, but two of his sons were already moving toward the doorway, shifting their rifles to free their right hands.
“Anyhows, I thought ye might read the spell out with me, sir,” Bowsmith said. “Thim folk down t’ the settlemint, I reckon they don’t hev much use fer me.”
“I wuz jist—” a woman cried on a rising inflection that ended with the thud of knuckles instead of a slap. The light through the doorway shifted, then brightened. The men came out, one of them carrying a copper lamp with a glass chimney.
The circle of lamplight lay like the finger of God on the group of men. That the Neills were all one family was obvious; that they were a species removed from humanity was possible. They were short men; in their midst, Eldon Bowsmith looked like a scrawny chicken surrounded by rats standing upright. The hair on their scalps was black and straight, thinning even on the youngest, and their foreheads sloped sharply.
Several of the clan were chewing tobacco, but the Baron alone smoked a pipe. The stem of that yellow-bowled meerschaum served him as an officer’s swagger stick or a conductor’s baton.
“Hold the durn lamp,” the patriarch snapped to the son who tried to hand him the instrument. While Bowsmith clasped his hands and watch
ed the Baron in nervous hopefulness, the remainder of the Neill clan eyed the boy sidelong and whispered at the edge of the lighted circle.
Baron Neill unfolded the document carefully and held it high so that the lamp illuminated the writing from behind his shoulder. Smoke dribbled from his nostrils in short puffs as his teeth clenched on the stem of his pipe.
When the Baron lowered the receipt, he removed the pipe from his mouth. His eyes were glaring blank fury, but his tongue said only, “I wonder, boy, effen yer Mister Nathan warn’t funnin’ ye along. This paper he give ye, hit don’t hev word one on it. Hit’s jist Babel.”
One of the younger Neills took the document which the Baron held spurned at his side. Three of the others crowded closer and began to argue in whispers, one of them tracing with his finger the words written in sepia ink beneath the receipt.
“Well, they hain’t words, Bar’n,” said the boy, surprised that he knew something which the other man—any other man, he might have said—did not. “I mean, not like we’d speak. Mister Nathan, he said what he writ out wuz the sounds, so’s I didn’t hev occasion t’ be consarned they wuz furrin words.”
Baron Neill blinked, as shocked to hear a reasoned exposition from Simp Bowsmith as the boy was to have offered it. After momentary consideration, he decided to treat the information as something he had known all the time. “Leave thet be!” he roared, whirling on the cluster of his offspring poring over the receipt.
Two of the men were gripping the document at the same time. Both of them released it and jumped back, bumping their fellows and joggling the lantern dangerously. They collided again as they tried unsuccessfully to catch the paper before it fluttered to the board floor.
The Baron cuffed the nearer and swatted at the other as well, missing when the younger man dodged back behind the shelter of his kin. Deliberately, his agitation suggested only by the vehemence of the pull he took on his pipe, the old man bent and retrieved the document. He peered at it again, then fixed his eyes on Bowsmith. “You say you’re t’ speak the words on this. Would thet be et some particular time?”
“No sir,” said the boy, bobbing his head as if in an effort to roll ideas to the surface of his mind. “Not thet Mister Nathan told me.”
As Baron Neill squinted at the receipt again, silently mouthing the syllables which formed no language of which he was cognizant, Bowsmith added, “Jist t’ set down with the bullhide over my back, en t’ speak out the words. En I’m ez strong ez a bull.”
“Give him another pull on the jug,” the Baron ordered abruptly.
“I don’t—” Bowsmith began as three Neills closed on him, one offering the jug with a gesture as imperious as that of a highwayman presenting his pistol.
“Boy,” the Baron continued, “I’m going t’ help ye, jist like you said. But hit’s a hard task, en ye’ll hev t’ bear with me till I’m ready. Ain’t like reg’lar readin’, this parsin’ out things ez ain’t words.”
He fixed the boy with a fierce glare which was robbed of much of its effect because the lamp behind him threw his head into bald silhouette. “Understand?”
“Yessir.”
“Drink my liquor, boy,” suggested the man with the jug. “Hit’ll straighten yer quill for sure.”
“Yessir.”
“Now,” Baron Neill went on, refolding the receipt and sliding it into the pocket of his own blue frock coat, “you set up with the young folks, hev a good time, en we’ll make ye up a bed with us fer the night. Meanwhiles, I’m goin’ down t’ the barn t’ study this over so’s I kin help ye in the mornin’.”
“Oh,” said Bowsmith in relief, then coughed as fumes of the whiskey he had just drunk shocked the back of his nostrils. “Lordy,” he muttered, wheezing to get his breath. “Lordy!”
One of the Neills thumped him hard on the back and said, “Chase thet down with another, so’s they fight each other en leave you alone.”
“Thet bullhide,” said the Baron, calculation underlying the appearance of mild curiosity, “hit’s somethin’ special, now, ain’t it?”
“Reckon it might be,” the boy agreed, glad to talk because it delayed by that much the next swig of the liquor that already spun his head and his stomach. “Hit was pegged up t’ Mister Nathan’s wall like hit hed been thar a right long time.”
“Figgered thet,” Baron Neill said in satisfaction. “Hed t’ be somethin’ more thin ye’d said.”
Bowsmith sighed and took another drink. For a moment there was no sound but the hiss of the lamp and a whippoorwill calling from the middle distance.
“Reckon I’ll take the hide with me t’ the barn,” said the Baron, reaching for the rolled strop, “so’s hit won’t git trod upon.”
The grandson holding the strip of hide turned so that his body blocked the Baron’s intent. “Reckon we kin keep it here en save ye the burden, ol’ man,” he said in a sullen tone raised an octave by fear of the consequences.
“What’s this, now?” the patriarch said, backing a half step and placing his hands on his hips.
“Like Len sez,” interjected the man with the lamp, stepping between his father and his son, “we’ll keep the hide safe back here.”
“Tarnation,” Baron Neill said, throwing up his hands and feigning good-natured exasperation. “Ye didn’t think yer own pa ’ud shut ye out wholesale, did ye?”
“Bar’n,” said Eldon Bowsmith, emboldened by the liquor, “I don’t foller ye.”
“Shet your mouth whin others er talkin’ family matters, boy,” snapped one of the clan from the fringes. None of the women could be seen through the open door of the cabin, but their hush was like the breathing of a restive cow.
“You youngins hev fun,” said the Baron, turning abruptly. “I’ve got some candles down t’ the barn. I’ll jist study this”—he tapped with the pipestem on the pocket in which paper rustled—“en we’ll talk agin, mebbe ’long about moonrise.”
Midnight.
“Y’all hev fun,” repeated the old man as he began to walk down the slippery path to the barn.
The Neill women, led by Mary Beth with her comb readjusted to let her hair fall to her shoulders, softly joined the men on the porch.
* * *
—
In such numbers, even the bare feet of his offspring were ample warning to Baron Neill before Zephaniah opened the barn door. The candle of molded tallow guttered and threatened to go out.
“Simp?” the old man asked. He sat on the bar of an empty stall with the candle set in the slot cut higher in the end post for another bar.
It had been years since the clan kept cows. The only animal now sharing the barn with the patriarch and the smell of sour hay was Bowsmith’s horse, her jaws knotted closed with a rag to keep her from neighing. Her stall was curtained with blankets against the vague possibility that the boy would glance into the building.
“Like we’d knocked him on the head,” said the third man in the procession entering the barn. The horse wheezed through her nostrils and pawed the bars of her stall.
“Why ain’t we done jist thet?” demanded Mary Beth. “Nobody round here’s got a scrap uv use fer him, ’ceptin’ mebbe thet ol’ bastard cunning man. En he’s not right in the head neither.”
The whole clan was padding into the barn, but the building’s volume was a good match for their number. There were several infants, one of them continuing to squall against its mother’s breast until a male took it from her. The mother cringed, but she relaxed when the man only pinched the baby’s lips shut with a thumb and forefinger. He increased the pressure every time the infant swelled itself for another squawl.
“Did I raise ye up t’ be a fool, girl?” Baron Neill demanded angrily, jabbing with his pipestem. “Sure, they’ve a use fer him—t’ laugh et. Effen we slit his throat en weight his belly with stones, the county’ll be here with rope and torches fer the whole
lot uv us.”
He took a breath and calmed as the last of the clan trooped in. “Besides, hain’t needful. Never do what hain’t needful.”
One of the men swung the door to and rotated a peg to hold it closed. The candleflame thrashed in the breeze, then steadied to a dull, smoky light as before.
“Now…” said the Baron slowly, “I’ll tell ye what we’re going t’ do.”
Alone of the Neill clan, he was seated. Some of those spread into the farther corners could see nothing of the patriarch save his legs crossed as he sat on the stall bar. There were over twenty people in the barn, including the infants, and the faint illumination accentuated the similarity of their features.
Len, the grandson who held the bullhide, crossed his arms to squeeze the bundle closer to his chest. He spread his legs slightly, and two of his bearded, rat-faced kin stepped closer as if to defend him from the Baron’s glare.
The patriarch smiled. “We’re all goin’ t’ be stronger thin strong,” he said in a sinuous, enticing whisper. “Ye heard Simp—he’d gain strength whether er no the strop wuz over his back. So…I’ll deacon the spell off, en you all speak the lines out after me, standin’ about in the middle.”
He paused in order to stand up and search the faces from one side of the room to the other. “Hev I ever played my kinfolk false?” he demanded. The receipt in his left hand rustled, and the stem of his pipe rotated with his gaze. Each of his offspring lowered his or her eyes as the pointer swept the clan.
Even Len scowled at the rolled strop instead of meeting the Baron’s eyes, but the young man said harshly, “Who’s t’ hold the hide, thin? You?”
“The hide’ll lay over my back,” Baron Neill agreed easily, “en the lot uv you’ll stand about close ez ye kin git and nobody closer thin the next. I reckon we all gain, en I gain the most.”
The sound of breathing made the barn itself seem a living thing, but no one spoke and even the sputter of the candle was audible. At last Mary Beth, standing hipshot and only three-quarters facing the patriarch, broke the silence with, “You’re not ez young ez ye onct were, Pa. Seems ez if the one t’ git the most hed ought t’ be one t’ be around t’ use hit most.”
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