by Frank Norris
The morning after the opera, Laura woke in her bed — almost the only article of furniture that was in place in the whole house — with the depressing consciousness of a hard day’s work at hand. Outside it was still raining, the room was cold, heated only by an inadequate oil stove, and through the slats of the inside shutters, which, pending the hanging of the curtains they had been obliged to close, was filtering a gloomy light of a wet Chicago morning.
It was all very mournful, and she regretted now that she had not abided by her original decision to remain at the hotel until the new house was ready for occupancy. But it had happened that their month at the hotel was just up, and rather than engage the rooms for another four weeks she had thought it easier as well as cheaper to come to the house. It was all a new experience for her, and she had imagined that everything could be moved in, put in place, and the household running smoothly in a week’s time.
She sat up in bed, hugging her shoulders against the chill of the room and looking at her theatre gown, that — in default of a clean closet — she had hung from the gas fixture the night before. From the direction of the kitchen came the sounds of the newly engaged “girl” making the fire for breakfast, while through the register a thin wisp of blue smoke curled upward to prove that the “hired man” was tinkering with the unused furnace. The room itself was in lamentable confusion. Crates and packing boxes encumbered the uncarpeted floor; chairs wrapped in excelsior and jute were piled one upon another; a roll of carpet leaned in one corner and a pile of mattresses occupied another.
As Laura considered the prospect she realised her blunder.
“Why, and oh, why,” she murmured, “didn’t we stay at the hotel till all this was straightened out?”
But in an adjoining room she heard Aunt Wess’ stirring. She turned to Page, who upon the pillows beside her still slept, her stocking around her neck as a guarantee against draughts.
“Page, Page! Wake up, girlie. It’s late, and there’s worlds to do.”
Page woke blinking.
“Oh, it’s freezing cold, Laura. Let’s light the oil stove and stay in bed till the room gets warm. Oh, dear, aren’t you sleepy, and, oh, wasn’t last night lovely? Which one of us will get up to light the stove? We’ll count for it. Lie down, sissie, dear,” she begged, “you’re letting all the cold air in.”
Laura complied, and the two sisters, their noses all but touching, the bedclothes up to their ears, put their arms about each other to keep the warmer.
Amused at the foolishness, they “counted” to decide as to who should get up to light the oil stove, Page beginning:
“Eeny — meeny — myny — mo—”
But before the “count” was decided Aunt Wess’ came in, already dressed, and in a breath the two girls implored her to light the stove. While she did so, Aunt Wess’ remarked, with the alacrity of a woman who observes the difficulties of a proceeding in which she has no faith:
“I don’t believe that hired girl knows her business. She says now she can’t light a fire in that stove. My word, Laura, I do believe you’ll have enough of all this before you’re done. You know I advised you from the very first to take a flat.”
“Nonsense, Aunt Wess’,” answered Laura, good-naturedly. “We’ll work it out all right. I know what’s the matter with that range. I’ll be right down and see to it so soon as I’m dressed.”
It was nearly ten o’clock before breakfast, such as it was, was over. They ate it on the kitchen table, with the kitchen knives and forks, and over the meal, Page having remarked: “Well, what will we do first?” discussed the plan of campaign.
“Landry Court does not have to work to-day — he told me why, but I’ve forgotten — and he said he was coming up to help,” observed Laura, and at once Aunt Wess’ smiled. Landry Court was openly and strenuously in love with Laura, and no one of the new household ignored the fact. Aunt Wess’ chose to consider the affair as ridiculous, and whenever the subject was mentioned spoke of Landry as “that boy.”
Page, however, bridled with seriousness as often as the matter came up. Yes, that was all very well, but Landry was a decent, hard-working young fellow, with all his way to make and no time to waste, and if Laura didn’t mean that it should come to anything it wasn’t very fair to him to keep him dangling along like that.
“I guess,” Laura was accustomed to reply, looking significantly at Aunt Wess’, “that our little girlie has a little bit of an eye on a certain hard-working young fellow herself.” And the answer invariably roused Page.
“Now, Laura,” she would cry, her eyes snapping, her breath coming fast. “Now, Laura, that isn’t right at all, and you know I don’t like it, and you just say it because you know it makes me cross. I won’t have you insinuate that I would run after any man or care in the least whether he’s in love or not. I just guess I’ve got some self-respect; and as for Landry Court, we’re no more nor less than just good friends, and I appreciate his business talents and the way he rustles ‘round, and he merely respects me as a friend, and it don’t go any farther than that. ‘An eye on him,’ I do declare! As if I hadn’t yet to see the man I’d so much as look at a second time.”
And Laura, remembering her “Shakespeare,” was ever ready with the words:
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.”
Just after breakfast, in fact, Landry did appear.
“Now,” he began, with a long breath, addressing Laura, who was unwrapping the pieces of cut glass and bureau ornaments as Page passed them to her from the depths of a crate. “Now, I’ve done a lot already. That’s what made me late. I’ve ordered your newspaper sent here, and I’ve telephoned the hotel to forward any mail that comes for you to this address, and I sent word to the gas company to have your gas turned on—”
“Oh, that’s good,” said Laura.
“Yes, I thought of that; the man will be up right away to fix it, and I’ve ordered a cake of ice left here every day, and told the telephone company that you wanted a telephone put in. Oh, yes, and the bottled-milk man — I stopped in at a dairy on the way up. Now, what do we do first?”
He took off his coat, rolled up his shirt sleeves, and plunged into the confusion of crates and boxes that congested the rooms and hallways on the first floor of the house. The two sisters could hear him attacking his task with tremendous blows of the kitchen hammer. From time to time he called up the stairway:
“Hey, what do you want done with this jardiniere thing? ... Where does this hanging lamp go, Laura?”
Laura, having unpacked all the cut-glass ornaments, came down-stairs, and she and Landry set about hanging the parlour curtains.
Landry fixed the tops of the window mouldings with a piercing eye, his arms folded.
“I see, I see,” he answered to Laura’s explanations. “I see. Now where’s a screw-driver, and a step-ladder? Yes, and I’ll have to have some brass nails, and your hired man must let me have that hammer again.”
He sent the cook after the screw-driver, called the hired man from the furnace, shouted upstairs to Page to ask for the whereabouts of the brass nails, and delegated Laura to steady the step-ladder.
“Now, Landry,” directed Laura, “those rods want to be about three inches from the top.”
“Well,” he said, climbing up, “I’ll mark the place with the screw and you tell me if it is right.”
She stepped back, her head to one side.
“No; higher, Landry. There, that’s about it — or a little lower — so. That’s just right. Come down now and help me put the hooks in.”
They pulled a number of sofa cushions together and sat down on the floor side by side, Landry snapping the hooks in place where Laura had gathered the pleats. Inevitably his hands touched hers, and their heads drew close together. Page and Mrs. Wessels were unpacking linen in the upstairs hall. The cook and hired man raised a great noise of clanking stove lids and grates as they wrestled with the range in the kitchen.
“Well,” said Landry, “you
are going to have a pretty home.” He was meditating a phrase of which he purposed delivering himself when opportunity afforded. It had to do with Laura’s eyes, and her ability of understanding him. She understood him; she was to know that he thought so, that it was of immense importance to him. It was thus he conceived of the manner of love making. The evening before that palavering artist seemed to have managed to monopolise her about all of the time. Now it was his turn, and this day of household affairs, of little domestic commotions, appeared to him to be infinitely more desirous than the pomp and formality of evening dress and opera boxes. This morning the relations between himself and Laura seemed charming, intimate, unconventional, and full of opportunities. Never had she appeared prettier to him. She wore a little pink flannel dressing-sack with full sleeves, and her hair, carelessly twisted into great piles, was in a beautiful disarray, curling about her cheeks and ears. “I didn’t see anything of you at all last night,” he grumbled.
“Well, you didn’t try.”
“Oh, it was the Other Fellow’s turn,” he went on. “Say,” he added, “how often are you going to let me come to see you when you get settled here? Twice a week — three times?”
“As if you wanted to see me as often as that. Why, Landry, I’m growing up to be an old maid. You can’t want to lose your time calling on old maids.”
He was voluble in protestations. He was tired of young girls. They were all very well to dance with, but when a man got too old for that sort of thing, he wanted some one with sense to talk to. Yes, he did. Some one with sense. Why, he would rather talk five minutes with her —
“Honestly, Landry?” she asked, as though he were telling a thing incredible.
He swore to her it was true. His eyes snapped. He struck his palm with his fist.
“An old maid like me?” repeated Laura.
“Old maid nothing!” he vociferated. “Ah,” he cried, “you seem to understand me. When I look at you, straight into your eyes—”
From the doorway the cook announced that the man with the last load of furnace coal had come, and handed Laura the voucher to sign. Then needs must that Laura go with the cook to see if the range was finally and properly adjusted, and while she was gone the man from the gas company called to turn on the meter, and Landry was obliged to look after him. It was half an hour before he and Laura could once more settle themselves on the cushions in the parlour.
“Such a lot of things to do,” she said; “and you are such a help, Landry. It was so dear of you to want to come.”
“I would do anything in the world for you, Laura,” he exclaimed, encouraged by her words; “anything. You know I would. It isn’t so much that I want you to care for me — and I guess I want that bad enough — but it’s because I love to be with you, and be helping you, and all that sort of thing. Now, all this,” he waved a hand at the confusion of furniture, “all this to-day — I just feel,” he declared with tremendous earnestness, “I just feel as though I were entering into your life. And just sitting here beside you and putting in these curtain hooks, I want you to know that it’s inspiring to me. Yes, it is, inspiring; it’s elevating. You don’t know how it makes a man feel to have the companionship of a good and lovely woman.”
“Landry, as though I were all that. Here, put another hook in here.”
She held the fold towards him. But he took her hand as their fingers touched and raised it to his lips and kissed it. She did not withdraw it, nor rebuke him, crying out instead, as though occupied with quite another matter:
“Landry, careful, my dear boy; you’ll make me prick my fingers. Ah — there, you did.”
He was all commiseration and self-reproach at once, and turned her hand palm upwards, looking for the scratch.
“Um!” she breathed. “It hurts.”
“Where now,” he cried, “where was it? Ah, I was a beast; I’m so ashamed.” She indicated a spot on her wrist instead of her fingers, and very naturally Landry kissed it again.
“How foolish!” she remonstrated. “The idea! As if I wasn’t old enough to be—”
“You’re not so old but what you’re going to marry me some day,” he declared.
“How perfectly silly, Landry!” she retorted. “Aren’t you done with my hand yet?”
“No, indeed,” he cried, his clasp tightening over her fingers. “It’s mine. You can’t have it till I say — or till you say that — some day — you’ll give it to me for good — for better or for worse.”
“As if you really meant that,” she said, willing to prolong the little situation. It was very sweet to have this clean, fine-fibred young boy so earnestly in love with her, very sweet that the lifting of her finger, the mere tremble of her eyelid should so perturb him.
“Mean it! Mean it!” he vociferated. “You don’t know how much I do mean it. Why, Laura, why — why, I can’t think of anything else.”
“You!” she mocked. “As if I believed that. How many other girls have you said it to this year?”
Landry compressed his lips.
“Miss Dearborn, you insult me.”
“Oh, my!” exclaimed Laura, at last withdrawing her hand.
“And now you’re mocking me. It isn’t kind. No, it isn’t; it isn’t kind.”
“I never answered your question yet,” she observed.
“What question?”
“About your coming to see me when we were settled. I thought you wanted to know.”
“How about lunch?” said Page, from the doorway. “Do you know it’s after twelve?”
“The girl has got something for us,” said Laura. “I told her about it. Oh, just a pick-up lunch — coffee, chops. I thought we wouldn’t bother to-day. We’ll have to eat in the kitchen.”
“Well, let’s be about it,” declared Landry, “and finish with these curtains afterward. Inwardly I’m a ravening wolf.”
It was past one o’clock by the time that luncheon, “picked up” though it was, was over. By then everybody was very tired. Aunt Wess’ exclaimed that she could not stand another minute, and retired to her room. Page, indefatigable, declaring they never would get settled if they let things dawdle along, set to work unpacking her trunk and putting her clothes away. Her fox terrier, whom the family, for obscure reasons, called the Pig, arrived in the middle of the afternoon in a crate, and shivering with the chill of the house, was tied up behind the kitchen range, where, for all the heat, he still trembled and shuddered at long intervals, his head down, his eyes rolled up, bewildered and discountenanced by so much confusion and so many new faces.
Outside the weather continued lamentable. The rain beat down steadily upon the heaps of snow on the grass-plats by the curbstones, melting it, dirtying it, and reducing it to viscid slush. The sky was lead grey; the trees, bare and black as though built of iron and wire, dripped incessantly. The sparrows, huddling under the house-eaves or in interstices of the mouldings, chirped feebly from time to time, sitting disconsolate, their feathers puffed out till their bodies assumed globular shapes. Delivery wagons trundled up and down the street at intervals, the horses and drivers housed in oil-skins.
The neighborhood was quiet. There was no sound of voices in the streets. But occasionally, from far away in the direction of the river or the Lake Front, came the faint sounds of steamer and tug whistles. The sidewalks in either direction were deserted. Only a solitary policeman, his star pinned to the outside of his dripping rubber coat, his helmet shedding rivulets, stood on the corner absorbed in the contemplation of the brown torrent of the gutter plunging into a sewer vent.
Landry and Laura were in the library at the rear of the house, a small room, two sides of which were occupied with book-cases. They were busy putting the books in place. Laura stood half-way up the step-ladder taking volume after volume from Landry as he passed them to her.
“Do you wipe them carefully, Landry?” she asked.
He held a strip of cloth torn from an old sheet in his hand, and rubbed the dust from each book before he handed i
t to her.
“Yes, yes; very carefully,” he assured her. “Say,” he added, “where are all your modern novels? You’ve got Scott and Dickens and Thackeray, of course, and Eliot — yes, and here’s Hawthorne and Poe. But I haven’t struck anything later than Oliver Wendell Holmes.”
Laura put up her chin. “Modern novels — no indeed. When I’ve yet to read ‘Jane Eyre,’ and have only read ‘Ivanhoe’ and ‘The Newcomes’ once.”
She made a point of the fact that her taste was the extreme of conservatism, refusing to acknowledge hardly any fiction that was not almost classic. Even Stevenson aroused her suspicions.
“Well, here’s ‘The Wrecker,’” observed Landry, handing it up to her. “I read it last summer-vacation at Waukesha. Just about took the top of my head off.”
“I tried to read it,” she answered. “Such an outlandish story, no love story in it, and so coarse, so brutal, and then so improbable. I couldn’t get interested.”
But abruptly Landry uttered an exclamation:
“Well, what do you call this? ‘Wanda,’ by Ouida. How is this for modern?”
She blushed to her hair, snatching the book from him.
“Page brought it home. It’s hers.”
But her confusion betrayed her, and Landry shouted derisively.
“Well, I did read it then,” she suddenly declared defiantly. “No, I’m not ashamed. Yes, I read it from cover to cover. It made me cry like I haven’t cried over a book since I was a little tot. You can say what you like, but it’s beautiful — a beautiful love story — and it does tell about noble, unselfish people. I suppose it has its faults, but it makes you feel better for reading it, and that’s what all your ‘Wreckers’ in the world would never do.”