by Frank Norris
The room in which they were now seated was very small and opened directly upon the passage. On either side of the table was a seat that would hold two, and on the wall opposite the door hung a mirror, its gilt frame enclosed in pink netting. The table itself was covered with a tolerably clean cloth, though it was of coarse linen and rather damp.
There were the usual bottles of olives and pepper sauce, a plate of broken crackers, and a ribbed match-safe of china. The sugar bowl was of plated ware and on it were scratched numberless dates together with the first names of a great many girls, “Nannie,” “Ida,” “Flossie.”
Between the castor bottles was the bill of fare, held by a thin string between two immense leather covers which were stamped with wine merchants’ advertisements. Geary reached for this before any of the others, saying at the same time, “Well, what are you going to have? I’m going to have a Welsh rabbit and a pint of ale.” He looked from one to the other as if demanding whether or no they approved of his choice. He assumed the management of what was going on, advising the others what to have, telling Vandover not to order certain dishes that he liked because it took so long to cook them. He had young Haight ring for the waiter, and when he had come, Geary read off the entire order to him twice over, making sure that he had taken it correctly. “That’s what we want all right, all right — isn’t it?” he said, looking around at the rest.
The waiter, whose eyes were red from lack of sleep, put down before them a plate of limp, soft shrimps.
“Hello, Toby!” said Vandover.
“Good evening, gentlemen,” answered Toby. “Why, good evening, Mr. Vandover; haven’t seen you ‘round here for some time.” He took their order, and as he was going away, Vandover called him back:
“Say, Toby,” said he, “has Flossie been around to-night?”
“No,” answered Toby, “she hasn’t shown up yet. Her running-mate was in about nine, but she went out again right away.”
“Well,” said Vandover, smiling, “if Flossie comes ‘round show her in here, will you?”
The others laughed, and joked him about this, and Vandover settled back in his seat, easing his position.
“Ah,” he exclaimed, “I like it in here. It’s always pleasant and warm and quiet and the service is good and you get such good things to eat.”
Now that the young fellows were by themselves, and could relax that restraint, that good breeding and delicacy which had been natural to them in the early part of the evening at the Ravises’, their manners changed: they lounged clumsily upon their seats, their legs stretched out, their waistcoats unbuttoned, caring only to be at their ease. Their talk and manners became blunt, rude, unconstrained, the coarser masculine fibre reasserting itself. With the exception of young Haight they were all profane enough, and it was not very long before their conversation became obscene.
Geary told them how he had spent the afternoon promenading Kearney and Market streets and just where he had gone to get his cocktail and his cigar. “Ah,” he added, “you ought to have seen Ida Wade and Bessie Laguna. Oh, Ida was rigged up to beat the band; honestly her hat was as broad across as that. You know there’s no use talking, she’s an awfully handsome girl.”
A discussion arose over the girl’s virtue. Ellis, Geary, and young Haight maintained that Ida was only fast; Vandover, however, had his doubts.
“For that matter,” said Ellis after a while, “I like Bessie Laguna a good deal better than I do Ida.”
“Ah, yes,” retorted young Haight, “you like Bessie Laguna too much anyhow.”
Young Haight had a theory that one should never care in any way for that kind of a girl nor become at all intimate with her.
“The matter of liking her or not liking her,” he said, “ought not to enter into the question at all. You are both of you out for a good time and that’s all; you have a jolly flirtation with her for an hour or two, and you never see her again. That’s the way it ought to be! This idea of getting intimate with that sort of a piece, and trying to get her to care for you, is all wrong.”
“Oh,” said Vandover deprecatingly, “you take all the pleasure out of it; where does your good time come in if you don’t at least pretend that you like the girl and try to make her like you?”
“But don’t you see,” answered Haight, “what a dreadful thing it would be if a girl like that came to care for you seriously? It isn’t the same as if it were a girl of your own class.”
“Ah, Dolly, you’ve got a bean,” muttered Ellis, sipping his whisky.
Meanwhile, the Imperial had been filling up; at about eleven the theatres were over, and now the barroom was full of men. They came in by twos and threes and sometimes even by noisy parties of a half dozen or more. The white swing doors of the main entrance flapped back and forth continually, letting out into the street puffs of tepid air tainted with the smell of alcohol. The men entered and ordered their drinks, and leaning their elbows upon the bar continued the conversation they had begun outside. Afterward they passed over to the lunch counter and helped themselves to a plate of stewed tripe or potato salad, eating it in a secluded corner, leaning over so as not to stain their coats. There was a continual clinking of glasses and popping of corks, and at every instant the cash-register clucked and rang its bell.
Between the barroom and the other part of the house was a door hung with blue plush curtains, looped back; the waiters constantly passed back and forth through this, carrying plates of oysters, smoking rarebits, tiny glasses of liqueurs, and goblets of cigars.
All the private rooms opening from either passage were full; the men came in, walking slowly, looking for their friends; but more often, the women and girls passed up and down with a chatter of conversation, a rattle of stiff skirts and petticoats, and a heavy whiff of musk. There was a continual going and coming, a monotonous shuffle of feet and hum of talk. A heavy odorous warmth in which were mingled the smells of sweetened whisky, tobacco, the fumes of cooking, and the scent of perfume, exhaled into the air. A gay and noisy party developed in one of the large back rooms; at every moment one could hear gales of laughter, the rattle of chairs and glassware, mingled with the sounds of men’s voices and the little screams and cries of women. Every time the waiter opened the door to deliver an order he let out a momentary torrent of noises.
Girls, habitués of the place, continued to pass the door of the room where Vandover and his friends were seated. Each time a particularly handsome one went by, the four looked out after her, shutting their lips and eyes and nodding their heads.
Young Haight had called for more drinks, ordering, however, mineral water for himself, and Vandover was just telling about posing the female models in a certain life-class to which he belonged, when he looked up and broke off, exclaiming:
“Well, well, here we are at last! How are you, Flossie? Come right in.”
Flossie stood in the doorway smiling good-humouredly at them, without a trace of embarrassment or of confusion in her manner. She was an immense girl, quite six feet tall, broad and well-made, in proportion. She was very handsome, full-throated, heavy-eyed, and slow in her movements. Her eyes and mouth, like everything about her, were large, but each time she spoke or smiled, she disclosed her teeth, which were as white, as well-set, and as regular as the rows of kernels on an ear of green corn. In her ears were small yellow diamonds, the only jewellery she wore. There was no perceptible cosmetic on her face, which had a clean and healthy look as though she had just given it a vigorous washing.
She wore a black hat with a great flare to the brim on one side. It was trimmed very dashingly with black feathers, imitation jet, and a little puff of plush — robin’s-egg blue. Her dress was of rough, black camel’s hair, tailor-made, and but for the immense balloon sleeves, absolutely plain. It was cut in such a way that from neck to waist there was no break, the buttons being on the shoulder and under the arm. The skirt was full and stiff, and without the least trimming. Everything was black — hat, dress, gloves — and the effect was of
a simplicity and severity so pronounced as to be very striking.
However, around her waist she wore as a belt a thick rope of oxidized silver, while her shoes, or rather walking slippers, were of white canvas.
She belonged to that class of women who are not to know one’s last name or address, and whose hate and love are equally to be dreaded. There was upon her face the unmistakable traces of a ruined virtue and a vanished innocence. Her slightest action suggested her profession; as soon as she removed her veil and gloves it was as though she were partially undressed, and her uncovered face and hands seemed to be only portions of her nudity.
The general conception of women of her class is a painted and broken wreck. Flossie radiated health; her eyes were clear, her nerves steady, her flesh hard and even as a child’s. There hung about her an air of cleanliness, of freshness, of good nature, of fine, high spirits, while with every movement she exhaled a delicious perfume that was not only musk, but that seemed to come alike from her dress, her hair, her neck, her very flesh and body.
Vandover was no longer the same as he had been during his college days. He was familiar now with this odour of abandoned women, this foul sweet savour of the great city’s vice, that quickened his breath and that sent his heart knocking at his throat. It was the sensitive artist nature in him that responded instantly to anything sensuously attractive. Each kind and class of beautiful women could arouse in Vandover passions of equal force, though of far different kind. Turner Ravis influenced him upon his best side, calling out in him all that was cleanest, finest, and most delicate. Flossie appealed only to the animal and the beast in him, the evil, hideous brute that made instant answer.
“What will you take, Flossie?” asked Vandover, as she settled herself among them. “We are all drinking beer except Ellis. He’s filling up with whisky.” But Flossie never drank. It was one of the peculiarities for which she was well known.
“I don’t want either,” she answered, and turning to the waiter, she added, “You can bring me some Apollinaris water, Toby.”
Flossie betrayed herself as soon as she spoke, the effect of her appearance was spoiled. Her voice was hoarse, a low-pitched rasp, husky, throaty, and full of brutal, vulgar modulations.
“Smoke, Flossie?” said Geary, pushing his cigarette case across to her. Flossie took a cigarette, rolled it to make it loose, and smoked it while she told them how she had once tried to draw up the smoke through her nose as it came out between her lips.
“And honestly, boys,” she growled, “it made me that sick that I just had to go to bed.”
“Who is the crowd out back?” asked Geary for the sake of saying something. Flossie embarrassed them all a little, and conversation with girls of her class was difficult.
“Oh, that’s May and Nannie with some men from a banquet at the Palace Hotel,” she answered.
The talk dragged along little by little and Flossie began badgering young Haight. “Say, you over there,” she exclaimed, “what’s the matter with you? You don’t say anything.”
Young Haight blushed and answered very much embarrassed: “Oh, I’m just listening.” He was anxious to get away. He got up and reached for his hat and coat, saying with a good-natured smile: “Well, boys and girls, I think I shall have to leave you.”
“Don’t let me frighten you away,” said Flossie, laughing.
“Oh, no,” he answered, trying to hide his embarrassment, “I have to go anyhow.”
While the others were saying good night to him and asking when they should see him again, Flossie leaned over to him, crying out, “Good night!” All at once, and before he knew what she was about, she kissed him full on the mouth. He started sharply at this, but was not angry, simply pulling away from her, blushing, very embarrassed, and more and more anxious to get away. Toby, the waiter, appeared at their door.
“That last was on me, you know,” said young Haight, intercepting Vandover and settling for the round of drinks.
“Hello!” exclaimed Toby, “what’s the matter with your lip?”
“I cut it a little while ago on a broken glass,” answered young Haight. “Is it bleeding again?” he added, putting two fingers on his lips.
“It is sure enough,” said Geary. “Here,” he went on, wetting the corner of a napkin from the water bottle, “hold that on it.”
The others began to laugh. “Flossie did that,” Vandover explained to Toby. Ellis was hastily looking through his pockets, fumbling about among his little books.
“I had something here,” he kept muttering, “if I can only find it, that told just what to do when you cut yourself with glass. There may be glass in it, you know.”
“Oh, that’s all right, that’s all right,” exclaimed young Haight, now altogether disconcerted. “It don’t amount to anything.”
“I tell you what,” observed Geary; “get some court-plaster at the snake doctor’s just above here.”
“No, no, that’s all right,” returned young Haight, moving off. “Good night. I’ll see you again pretty soon.”
He went away. Ellis, who was still searching through his little books, suddenly uttered an exclamation. He leaned out into the passage, crying: “The half of a hot onion; tie it right on the cut.” But Haight had already gone. “You see,” explained Ellis, “that draws out any little particles of glass. Look at this,” he added, reading an item just below the one he had found. “You can use cigar ashes for eczema.”
Flossie nodded her head at him, smiling and saying: “Well, the next time I have eczema I will remember that.”
Flossie left them a little after this, joining Nannie and May in the larger room that held the noisy party. The three fellows had another round of drinks.
All the evening Ellis had been drinking whisky. Now he astonished the others by suddenly calling for beer. He persisted in drinking it out of the celery glass, which he emptied at a single pull. Then Vandover had claret-punches all round, protesting that his mouth felt dry as a dust-bin. Geary at length declared that he felt pretty far gone, adding that he was in the humour for having “a high old time.”
“Say, boys,” he exclaimed, bringing his hand down on the table, “what do you say that we all go to every joint in town, and wind up at the Turkish baths? We’ll have a regular time. Let’s see now how much money I have.”
Thereat they all took account of their money. Vandover had fourteen dollars, but he owed for materials at his art dealer’s, and so put away eight of it in an inside pocket. The others followed his example, each one reserving five dollars for immediate use.
“That will be one dollar for the Hammam,” said Geary, “and four dollars apiece for drinks. You can get all we want on four dollars.” They had a last claret-punch and, having settled with Toby, went out.
Coming out into the cold night air from the warm interior of the Imperial affected Vandover and Geary in a few minutes. But apparently nothing could affect Ellis, neither whisky, claret-punch nor beer. He walked steadily between Vandover and Geary, linking an arm in each of theirs.
These two became very drunk almost at once. At every minute Vandover would cry out, “Yee-ee-ow! Thash way I feel, jush like that.” Geary made a “Josh” that was a masterpiece, the success of the occasion. It consisted in exclaiming from time to time, “Cherries are ripe!” This was funny. It seemed to have some ludicrous, hidden double-meaning that was irresistible. It stuck to them all the evening; when a girl passed them on Kearney Street and Geary cried out at her that “Cherries were ripe!” it threw them all into spasms of laughter.
They went first to the Palace Garden near the Tivoli Theatre, where Geary and Vandover had beer and Ellis a whisky cocktail. The performance was just finishing, and they voted that they were not at all amused at a lean, overworked girl whom they saw performing a song and dance through a blue haze of tobacco smoke; so they all exclaimed, “Cherries are ripe!” and tramped out again to visit the Luxembourg. The beer began to go against Vandover’s stomach by this time, but he forced it down
his throat, shutting his eyes. Then they said they would go to the toughest place in town, “Steve Casey’s”; this was on a side-street. The walls were covered with yellowed photographs of once-famous pugilists and old-time concert-hall singers. There was sand on the floor, and in the dancing room at the back, where nobody danced, a jaded young man was banging out polkas and quick-steps at a cheap piano.
At the Crystal Palace, where they all had shandy-gaff, they met one of Ellis’s friends, a young fellow of about twenty. He was stone deaf, and in consequence had become dumb; but for all that he was very eager to associate with the young men of the city and would not hear of being separated and set apart with the other deaf mutes. He was very pleased to meet them and joined them at once. They all knew him pretty well and called him the “Dummy.”
In the course of the evening the patty was seen at nearly every bar and saloon in the neighbourhood of Market and Kearney streets. Geary and Vandover were very drunk indeed. Vandover was having a glorious time; he was not silent a minute, talking, laughing, and singing, and crying out continually, “Cherries are ripe!” When he could think of nothing else to say he would exclaim, “Yee-ee-ow! Thash way I feel.”
For two hours they drank steadily. Vandover was in a dreadful condition; the Dummy got so drunk that he could talk, a peculiarity which at times had been known to occur to him. As will sometimes happen, Geary sobered up a little and at the “Grotto” bathed his head and face in the washroom. After this he became pretty steady, he stopped drinking, and tried to assume the management of the party, ordering their drinks for them, and casting up the amount of the check.
About two o’clock they returned toward the Luxembourg, staggering and swaying. The Luxembourg was a sort of German restaurant under a theatre where one could get some very good German dishes. There Vandover had beer and sauerkraut, but Ellis took more whisky. The Dummy continued to make peculiar sounds in his throat, half-noise, half-speech, and Geary gravely informed the waiter that cherries were ripe.