by Frank Norris
“It’s up to you,” said one of the officers, at length; “if you don’t go home with your mother, I’ll call the wagon.”
“No!”
“Jimmy!” said the woman, and then, coming close to him, she spoke to him in a low voice and with an earnestness, an intensity, that it hurt one to see.
“No!”
“For the last time, will you come?”
“No! No! No!”
The officer faced about and put the key into the box, but the woman caught at his wrist and drew it away. It was a veritable situation. It should have occurred behind footlights and in the midst of painted flats and flies, but instead the city thundered about it, drays and cars went up and down in the street, and the people on the opposite walk passed with but an instant’s glance. The crowd was as still as an audience, watching what next would happen. The crisis of the Little Drama had arrived.
“For the last time, will you come with me?”
“No!”
She let fall her hand then and turned and went away, crying into her handkerchief. The officer unlocked and opened the box, set the indicator and opened the switch. A few moments later, as I went on up the street, I met the patrol-wagon coming up on a gallop.
What was the trouble here? Why had that young fellow preferred going to prison rather than home with his mother? What was behind it all I shall never know. It was a mystery — a little eddy in the tide of the city’s life, come and gone in an instant, yet reaching down to the very depths of those things that are not meant to be seen.
And as I went along I wondered where was the father of that young fellow who was to spend his first night in jail, and the father of the little paralytic girl, and the father of the blind idiot, and it seemed to me that the chief actors in these three Little Dramas of the Curbstone had been somehow left out of the programme.
SHORTY STACK, PUGILIST
Over at the “Big Dipper” mine a chuck-tender named Kelly had been in error as regards a box of dynamite sticks, and Iowa Hill had elected to give an “entertainment” for the benefit of his family.
The programme, as announced upon the posters that were stuck up in the Post Office and on the door of the Odd Fellows’ Hall, was quite an affair. The Iowa Hill orchestra would perform, the livery-stable keeper would play the overture to “William Tell” upon his harmonica, and the town doctor would read a paper on “Tuberculosis in Cattle.” The evening was to close with a “grand ball.”
Then it was discovered that a professional pugilist from the “Bay” was over in Forest Hill, and someone suggested that a match could be made between him and Shorty Stack “to enliven the entertainment.” Shorty Stack was a bedrock cleaner at the “Big Dipper,” and handy with his fists. It was his boast that no man of his weight (Shorty fought at a hundred and forty) no man of his weight in Placer County could stand up to him for ten rounds, and Shorty had always made good this boast. Shorty knew two punches, and no more — a short-arm jab under the ribs with his right, and a left upper-cut on the point of the chin.
The pugilist’s name was McCleaverty. He was an out and out dub — one of the kind who appear in four-round exhibition bouts to keep the audience amused while the “event of the evening” is preparing — but he had had ring experience, and his name had been in the sporting paragraphs of the San Francisco papers. The dub was a welter-weight and a professional, but he accepted the challenge of Shorty Stack’s backers and covered their bet of fifty dollars that he could not “stop” Shorty in four rounds.
And so it came about that extra posters were affixed to the door of the Odd Fellows’ Hall and the walls of the Post Office to the effect that Shorty Stack, the champion of Placer County, and Buck McCleaverty, the Pride of Colusa, would appear in a genteel boxing exhibition at the entertainment given for the benefit, etc., etc.
Shorty had two weeks in which to train. The nature of his work in the mine had kept his muscles hard enough, so his training was largely a matter of dieting and boxing an imaginary foe with a rock in each fist. He was so vigorous in his exercise and in the matter of what he ate and drank that the day before the entertainment he had got himself down to a razor-edge, and was in a fair way of going fine. When a man gets into too good condition, the least little slip will spoil him. Shorty knew this well enough, and told himself in consequence that he must be very careful.
The night before the entertainment Shorty went to call on Miss Starbird. Miss Starbird was one of the cooks at the mine. She was a very pretty girl, just turned twenty, and lived with her folks in a cabin near the superintendent’s office, on the road from the mine to Iowa Hill. Her father was a shift boss in the mine, and her mother did the washing for the “office.” Shorty was recognised by the mine as her “young man.” She was going to the entertainment with her people, and promised Shorty the first “walk-around” in the “Grand Ball” that was to follow immediately after the Genteel Glove Contest.
Shorty came into the Starbird cabin on that particular night, his hair neatly plastered in a beautiful curve over his left temple, and his pants outside of his boots as a mark of esteem. He wore no collar, but he had encased himself in a boiled shirt, which could mean nothing else but mute and passionate love, and moreover, as a crowning tribute, he refrained from spitting.
“How do you feel, Shorty?” asked Miss Starbird.
Shorty had always sedulously read the interviews with pugilists that appeared in the San Francisco papers immediately before their fights and knew how to answer.
“I feel fit to fight the fight of my life,” he alliterated proudly. “I’ve trained faithfully and I mean to win.”
“It ain’t a regular prize fight, is it, Shorty?” she enquired. “Pa said he wouldn’t take ma an’ me if it was. All the women folk in the camp are going, an’ I never heard of women at a fight, it ain’t genteel.”
“Well, I d’n know,” answered Shorty, swallowing his saliva. “The committee that got the programme up called it a genteel boxing exhibition so’s to get the women folks to stay. I call it a four round go with a decision.”
“My, itull be exciting!” exclaimed Miss Starbird. “I ain’t never seen anything like it. Oh, Shorty, d’ye think you’ll win?”
“I don’t think nothun about it. I know I will,” returned Shorty, defiantly. “If I once get in my left upper cut on him, huh!” and he snorted magnificently.
Shorty stayed and talked to Miss Starbird until ten o’clock, then he rose to go.
“I gotta get to bed,” he said, “I’m in training you see.”
“Oh, wait a minute,” said Miss Starbird, “I been making some potato salad for the private dining of the office, you better have some; it’s the best I ever made.”
“No, no,” said Shorty, stoutly, “I don’t want any.”
“Hoh,” sniffed Miss Starbird airily, “you don’t need to have any.”
“Well, don’t you see,” said Shorty, “I’m in training. I don’t dare eat any of that kinda stuff.”
“Stuff!” exclaimed Miss Starbird, her chin in the air. “No one else ever called my cooking stuff.”
“Well, don’t you see, don’t you see.”
“No, I don’t see. I guess you must be ‘fraid of getting whipped if you’re so ‘fraid of a little salad.”
“What!” exclaimed Shorty, indignantly. “Why I could come into the ring from a jag and whip him; ‘fraid! who’s afraid. I’ll show you if I’m afraid. Let’s have your potato salad, an’ some beer, too. Huh! I’ll show you if I’m afraid.”
But Miss Starbird would not immediately consent to be appeased.
“No, you called it stuff,” she said, “an’ the superintendent said I was the best cook in Placer County.”
But at last, as a great favour to Shorty, she relented and brought the potato salad from the kitchen and two bottles of beer.
When the town doctor had finished his paper on “Tuberculosis in Cattle,” the chairman of the entertainment committee ducked under the ropes of the ring and announ
ced that: “The next would be the event of the evening and would the gentlemen please stop smoking.” He went on to explain that the ladies present might remain without fear and without reproach as the participants in the contest would appear in gymnasium tights, and would box with gloves and not with bare knuckles.
“Well, don’t they always fight with gloves?” called a voice from the rear of the house. But the chairman ignored the interruption.
The “entertainment” was held in the Odd Fellows’ Hall. Shorty’s seconds prepared him for the fight in a back room of the saloon, on the other side of the street, and towards ten o’clock one of the committeemen came running in to say:
“What’s the matter? Hurry up, you fellows, McCleaverty’s in the ring already, and the crowd’s beginning to stamp.”
Shorty rose and slipped into an overcoat.
“All ready,” he said.
“Now mind, Shorty,” said Billy Hicks, as he gathered up the sponges, fans and towels, “don’t mix things with him, you don’t have to knock him out, all you want’s the decision.”
Next, Shorty was aware that he was sitting in a corner of the ring with his back against the ropes, and that diagonally opposite was a huge red man with a shaven head. There was a noisy, murmuring crowd somewhere below him, and there was a glare of kerosene lights over his head.
“Buck McCleaverty, the Pride of Colusa,” announced the master of ceremonies, standing in the middle of the ring, one hand under the dub’s elbow. There was a ripple of applause. Then the master of ceremonies came over to Shorty’s corner, and, taking him by the arm, conducted him into the middle of the ring.
“Shorty Stack, the Champion of Placer County.” The house roared; Shorty ducked and grinned and returned to his corner. He was nervous, excited. He had not imagined it would be exactly like this. There was a strangeness about it all; an unfamiliarity that made him uneasy.
“Take it slow,” said Billy Hicks, kneading the gloves, so as to work the padding away from the knuckles. The gloves were laced on Shorty’s hands.
“Up you go,” said Billy Hicks, again. “No, not the fight yet, shake hands first. Don’t get rattled.”
Then ensued a vague interval, that seemed to Shorty interminable. He had a notion that he shook hands with McCleaverty, and that some one asked him if he would agree to hit with one arm free in the breakaway. He remembered a glare of lights, a dim vision of rows of waiting faces, a great murmuring noise, and he had a momentary glimpse of someone he believed to be the referee, a young man in shirtsleeves and turned-up trousers. Then everybody seemed to be getting out of the ring and away from him, even Billy Hicks left him after saying something he did not understand. Only the referee, McCleaverty and himself were left inside the ropes.
“Time!”
Somebody, that seemed to Shorty strangely like himself, stepped briskly out into the middle of the ring, his left arm before him, his right fist clinched over his breast. The crowd, the glaring lights, the murmuring noise, all faded away. There only remained the creaking of rubber soles over the resin of the boards of the ring and the sight of McCleaverty’s shifting, twinkling eyes and his round, close-cropped head.
“Break!”
The referee stepped between the two men and Shorty realised that the two had clinched, and that his right forearm had been across McCleaverty’s throat, his left clasping him about the shoulders.
What! Were they fighting already? This was the first round, of course, somebody was shouting.
“That’s the stuff, Shorty.”
All at once Shorty saw the flash of a red muscled arm, he threw forward his shoulder ducking his head behind it, the arm slid over the raised shoulder and a bare and unprotected flank turned towards him.
“Now,” thought Shorty. His arm shortened and leaped forward. There was a sudden impact. The shock of it jarred Shorty himself, and he heard McCleaverty grunt. There came a roar from the house.
“Give it to him, Shorty.”
Shorty pushed his man from him, the heel of his glove upon his face. He was no longer nervous. The lights didn’t bother him.
“I’ll knock him out yet,” he muttered to himself.
They fiddled and feinted about the ring, watching each other’s eyes. Shorty held his right ready. He told himself he would jab McCleaverty again on the same spot when next he gave him an opening.
“Break!”
They must have clinched again, but Shorty was not conscious of it. A sharp pain in his upper lip made him angry. His right shot forward again, struck home, and while the crowd roared and the lights began to swim again, he knew that he was rushing McCleaverty back, back, back, his arms shooting out and in like piston rods, now for an upper cut with his left on the —
“Time!”
Billy Hicks was talking excitedly. The crowd still roared. His lips pained. Someone was spurting water over him, one of his seconds worked the fans like a windmill. He wondered what Miss Starbird thought of him now.
“Time!”
He barely had a chance to duck, almost double, while McCleaverty’s right swished over his head. The dub was swinging for a knockout already. The round would be hot and fast.
“Stay with um, Shorty.”
“That’s the stuff, Shorty.”
He must be setting the pace, the house plainly told him that. He stepped in again and cut loose with both fists.
“Break!”
Shorty had not clinched. Was it possible that McCleaverty was clinching “to avoid punishment.” Shorty tried again, stepping in close, his right arm crooked and ready.
“Break!”
The dub was clinching. There could be no doubt of that. Shorty gathered himself together and rushed in, upper-cutting viciously; he felt McCleaverty giving way before him.
“He’s got um going.”
There was exhilaration in the shout. Shorty swung right and left, his fist struck something that hurt him. Sure, he thought, that must have been a good one. He recovered, throwing out his left before him. Where was the dub? not down there on one knee in a corner of the ring? The house was a pandemonium, near at hand some one was counting, “one — two — three — four—”
Billy Hicks shouted, “Come back to your corner. When he’s up go right in to finish him. He ain’t knocked out yet. He’s just taking his full time. Swing for his chin again, you got him going. If you can put him out, Shorty, we’ll take you to San Francisco.”
“Seven — eight — nine—”
McCleaverty was up again. Shorty rushed in. Something caught him a fearful jar in the pit of the stomach. He was sick in an instant, racked with nausea. The lights began to dance.
“Time!”
There was water on his face and body again, deliciously cool. The fan windmills swung round and round. “What’s the matter, what’s the matter,” Billy Hicks was asking anxiously.
Something was wrong. There was a lead-like weight in Shorty’s stomach, a taste of potato salad came to his mouth, he was sick almost to vomiting.
“He caught you a hard one in the wind just before the gong, did he?” said Billy Hicks. “There’s fight in him yet. He’s got a straight arm body blow you want to look out for. Don’t let up on him. Keep—”
“Time!”
Shorty came up bravely. In his stomach there was a pain that made it torture to stand erect. Nevertheless he rushed, lashing out right and left. He was dizzy; before he knew it he was beating the air. Suddenly his chin jolted backward, and the lights began to spin; he was tiring rapidly, too, and with every second his arms grew heavier and heavier and his knees began to tremble more and more. McCleaverty gave him no rest. Shorty tried to clinch, but the dub sidestepped, and came in twice with a hard right and left over the heart. Shorty’s gloves seemed made of iron; he found time to mutter, “If I only hadn’t eaten that stuff last night.”
What with the nausea and the pain, he was hard put to it to keep from groaning. It was the dub who was rushing now; Shorty felt he could not support the weigh
t of his own arms another instant. What was that on his face that was warm and tickled? He knew that he had just strength enough left for one more good blow; if he could only upper-cut squarely on McCleaverty’s chin it might suffice.
“Break!”
The referee thrust himself between them, but instantly McCleaverty closed again. Would the round never end? The dub swung again, missed, and Shorty saw his chance; he stepped in, upper-cutting with all the strength he could summon up. The lights swam again, and the roar of the crowd dwindled to a couple of voices. He smelt whisky.
“Gimme that sponge.” It was Billy Hicks voice. “He’ll do all right now.”
Shorty suddenly realised that he was lying on his back. In another second he would be counted out. He raised himself, but his hands touched a bed quilt and not the resined floor of the ring. He looked around him and saw that he was in the back room of the saloon where he had dressed. The fight was over.