by Steve Martin
Steve Martin is contributing a portion of his royalties from this book to the Steve Martin Charitable Foundation which works with the arts and education.
This book was set with Infidelity, an original serif typeface designed by Matteo Bologna.
Also by Steve Martin
NOVELS
An Object of Beauty
The Pleasure of My Company
Shopgirl
PLAYS
Picasso at the Lapin Agile
WASP
NONFICTION
Born Standing Up
Pure Drivel
Cruel Shoes
SCREENPLAYS
Shopgirl
Bowfinger
L.A. Story
Roxanne
The Jerk (coauthor)
Contents
FRONT COVER IMAGE
WELCOME
INTRODUCTION
SING ALONGS
JURY DUTY
SUPERBOWL
THE OSCARS
ADVICE FOR WRITERS
TWEET POKER
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
ALSO BY STEVE MARTIN
COPYRIGHT
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