“That’s not what I meant and you know it Colton Lyon. Now it’s almost time for the holidays and I want you to behave. You’re the one who started the holiday tradition remember, the year Caitie was born? You went all out, we can’t change things now.”
“Kat, I wanted to give my kid a nice holiday, I want to give them all that. But you and Elena have lost your fucking minds every year since, and this year I mean to put a stop to it.” I left her fuming, or more like thinking up new ways to fuck with me, and went in search of the culprit.
She was fixing the table and lying to her grandsons about some shit or the other. That’s another thing I noticed about my parents as grandparents, they lie their asses off about every fucking thing and seem to think that the things they wouldn’t let their own kids do is perfectly okay for my kids to.
“Mom, I wanna talk to you.”
“Oh, hi son, nice of you to join us dinner’s ready, can you go find your father?”
“Where’d you lose him this time?”
“I don’t know, you know how he is.”
“Yeah, probably smoking up my damn basement with his shit.” I caught myself halfway down the steps, her little errand boy. “What the fuck?”
Chapter 2
Lyon
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I found the pothead in the basement in a haze of smoke. All I could do was shake my head, because there was really no point in saying, or doing anything. “Your wife’s looking for you.”
“Oh hey Colt, I was just taking a little breather, you know how your mother gets around this time of year.” He rolled his eyes and put out the little end of nothing he had in his hand.
“Yeah, what I’m trying to figure out is why she’s doing that shit here instead of at your house.”
“Son, get real. You kids are all grown and gone, there’s no one there in that big old house but your mother and I. She needs more than that for her holiday fix; besides, do you think I’m stupid? I know she’d run my ass into the ground with her shit, all it takes is a little bug in her ear to get her on the right track and there you have it.”
“What the fuck? Are you saying you’re the one who thought this shit up?”
“Boy, weed is not for running around and shit, I do enough of that at the hospital. A man smokes the good stuff so he can relax and feel good. Your mom has way too much time and energy and it doesn’t seem like she plans on slowing down anytime soon more’s the pity.”
“So, I hit the blunt, tackle her for a little R and R and when she’s nice and pliable, I drop some suggestions in her ear. She runs with it, gets your wife and sisters involved, so the rest of you yahoos have to deal with their shit.”
“Sneaky fuck; I’ma hide your stash.” He grinned because he knew I’d never be able to find all of his hiding places. “Barring that I’ll put you in a fucked up home when the time comes.”
“You poor sap, your wife and mine already discussed that and we’re moving in as soon as the time comes.”
“Moving in where?”
“Here of course, or wherever it is you and Kat end up. Speaking of which, you better be nice to that Todd kid, in a few years this is going to be you, you might end up on his doorstep. Our Caitie seems very fond of him.” The fucker had the nerve to grin at me.
“Got into a bad batch did you?” I left before he made me any more crazy with his shit; his wife could come and get him herself. I have to put an end to this shit whatever the fuck it was they were up to. Enough is enough I can’t let a weed head outsmart me. And what was that crack about them moving in, had Kat lost her damn mind?
“KATARINA LYON.” I don’t think I ever yelled this fucking much in my life until she came along. She and her damn kids have robbed me of every ounce of peace and quiet I ever had, now she wants to sic her in laws on my ass, no fucking way.
“You bellowed your grouchiness?” She sauntered her little ass into the hallway where I was waiting for her out of earshot of the others.
“Cute, did you tell Elena and the pothead they can move in here when the time comes?” her look of guilt was a dead giveaway.
“Kat.”
“Colton be serious, you’re the oldest son, it’s your duty to take care of them, and I’m my parents’ only child so we have them as well, and then there’s Cy-Cy…”
“What the fuck?” The little sneak ran her hand soothingly up and down my chest and cooed at me.
“Come on Colt, we have quite a few years before we get to that, let’s just enjoy today hmm. We have a lot of planning to do for the upcoming trip and…”
“Kat, I promise you, if you get me on a ship, half of you won’t make it back.”
“Oh stop it, it won’t be that bad.”
“We’re not going on a cruise for the holidays and that’s final.”
“Well then, what do you suggest?” She was leading me back towards the dining room when Daniel came up the stairs with his clothes stinking of weed. I don’t know how the fuck I’m supposed to keep my kids off the pipe when grandpa is a known druggie. How the fuck does that work?
Everyone but us were already seated, even Drake and Tina were here as well as Cy who was eyeing Todd pretty much the same way I do.
I took my seat but I was not a happy camper. In the last few years Kat have been running circles around my ass and I’ve been letting her, that shit ends now, not my kid.
I don’t know how they do it, but I’m pretty sure her mother and mine have been teaching her every dirty trick in the book. I just have to look at Drake and Daniel to see the end result, though Daniel seems to be just as slick, maybe there was something to staying high all the damn time.
The kids were excited at least, and dinner wasn’t the nightmare I’d expected, until coming onto the end. That’s when Kat and Elena started their shit. Now every year I get flustered and that’s how they win, this year I plan to keep a clear head and stick to my guns.
I listened to them as they threw around ideas. The little one kept smirking at me and that’s how I knew they were up to some fuck and that got me to thinking. “So what do you think Colt, does that sound good, a little change up from the norm?” Uh-huh, her smile was a mile wide let’s see how long that shit lasts.
“Kat we’re not going on a cruise because I’m not buying the tickets.” That was simple enough.
“Kat doesn’t need you to buy her anything son, she has her own company remember?” Fucking Elena.
“Yep, but if I burn that shit to the ground then what?”
“Colton, don’t talk like that in front of the kids, they’ll think you’re serious.”
What the fuck, did she think I wasn’t? “Listen you, I don’t care what tricks you two have up your sleeves, it’s not gonna work this year. It comes to mind that Elena is a Xmas freak, so I don’t see her getting on a ship and going anywhere for the holidays. That means the lot of you are after something else; so you throw me a red herring to catch me out there with what it is that you really want.”
“Since you want to be a damn sneak, we’re doing Xmas my way. It’s too late for me to keep you from fu…I mean mucking up Thanksgiving, because that’s just around the corner, but this year everything will be done the way I want it for Xmas and who don’t like that shit can stay the fu-hell in their own house.” I glared at the pothead who wasn’t looking too cocky now.
“You kids might wanna run along now before you hear something you shouldn’t.” I dismissed the kids before Kat accused me of scarring them for life. Her face looked like a storm cloud, served her ass right. I waited until the kids had cleared the room before turning back to the sneaky ass adults in the family.
“Katarina you know Hitler’s little henchman still believes in Santa and now there’s little Cody who still has years of that shit. If you don’t want me telling your kids that fat fuck don’t exist, you better not mess with me on this shit.”
So what they were all looking at me like I was crazy, that’s the way you have to do it in this house. The women stormed o
ff to the kitchen with the dirty dishes, muttering under their breath. Good, at least I’ll have some peace and quiet until they came up with some fuck else to mess with me about.
“Boy they’re gonna make you pay for that one.”
“Dad, I’m not you, I’m not afraid of Kat or Elena, and Drake. I would thank you to keep your wife out of my shit.”
“I’m not getting involved, every year it’s the same thing with you. You know they’re gonna get their way anyway, why not just let them have it and be done with it? This shit gives me heartburn. I saw all the secret shit and late night phone calls, but I find me a corner and stay the hell out of the way.”
“You need to hit one with me Drake, I’m telling you it fixes whatever ails you. Colton it would do you good to get in on this, you need to mellow out son, you’re cracking up, haven’t I taught you anything? You don’t threaten these women son, it only makes them stronger, and more devious.”
“Whatever, I know come D day Kat’s ass better be in this house and my kids aren’t going anywhere. The rest of you can go run around if you’d like.” I wonder what the fuck they were really up to? I’m gonna have to bribe the little one for info, fuck.
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Chapter 3
Lyon
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I think they got to her first because she was nowhere to be found, but I wasn’t about to go anywhere near Kat and her mother in law right now to see if she was with them. I helped the boys tinker around with their bikes some, and kept an eye on my Caitie Bear and the mini douche, before Jared headed for home, leaving me in Lyon hell.
Pretty soon, it was time for the others to clear out and I still didn’t know what the fuck Kat, her mom and Elena had spent the last two hours in a huddle about. I said goodnight to my older kids and grabbed the baby who was acting like he had the eleven to seven shift somewhere.
The sneak came into the room not long after but was giving me a wide berth. Her ass was still upset, tough, that’s what the fuck she gets for plotting against her husband with the enemy. I decided to fuck with her just because I could.
“Come here Kat.” I shifted the baby to one arm and held the other out to her as I reclined on the bed. My son was a fucking drool machine, my whole damn side was soaked, and I’d only just laid him on my chest.
He was also half the size of his poor mother, who had lost her fucking mind and decided she wanted to try natural childbirth. I almost killed fucking Char and Elena for talking her into that shit, never a-fucking-gain. My heart can’t take that fuckery no way no-how.
She took her sweet time getting to me but I let it slide. “Look at me; are you unhappy about something?” She shook her head no but her face was still not right. Now I’m a reasonable fucking man. I don’t ask for much, just that my wife and kids are happy and content with their lot in life, and I do everything in my power to make it so.
“Is there anything you ever wanted or needed that you didn’t get from me?” She gave me her puzzled, lost in the desert look but I wasn’t buying her shit, she’d learned from a pro. Too bad for her little ass, I grew up with Elena’s shit; I know all her plays.
“No Colton.”
“Are the kids happy, they need anything?”
“Of course not, they’re fine, we’re all fine.” She reached over and brushed little Cody’s hair.
“Then why the fuck are you moping?”
“I’m not moping.”
“Yes you are, now cut it out. You know damn good and well you don’t want to go on no fucking cruise. First of all, Elena would have a stroke if she couldn’t decorate that damn tree of hers with her million and one grandkids around her, and there’s no way you’d take our son on a cruise at this age so what gives?”
Uh-huh, she can’t hide that guilty look for shit. “Spill it Kat.”
“There’s nothing to tell.” Oh, so it was going to be like that was it? I kissed my baby boy on the head and laid him in the middle of the bed so I could deal with his mother.
“Katarina, you’re always doing something that causes me to either beat your ass, or fuck you into submission. Now tell me what the fuck you and Elena are up to.”
She started twitching and moving from leg to leg. I know what that means; she’s not talking, so she’s expecting a beating or a pounding, very well.
I got up and took the baby from the bed while her eyes followed me like a hawk on its prey. I gave my boy some shit to keep him occupied in his crib before heading back through the connecting doors into our room.
She backed up when I started pulling off my belt. “Strip.” She looked at me, looked at the door, and down at her feet. “It’s too far, you won’t make it. Now this little infraction of yours I can’t see how it deserves a beating. You didn’t put yourself in danger so that’s dead.”
“But I want information and I know just how to get it out your little ass.” I advanced she retreated. “I said strip.”
“Colt.” She held her hands out in front of her and tried to ward me off.
“Kat, clothes, off, now.” I flicked the belt in the air when it was finally free and her hands flew to her top. She kicked off her shoes and got rid of the rest of her clothes while I pulled my shirt off over my head.
“On the bed, hands and knees.”
“Oh shit.” That’s right, she knows what’s coming. I’m about to make her pussy sing and learn all her top secrets at the same time. It’s a win-win; then maybe I could get some fucking joy around here for the damn holidays.
I took a moment to enjoy the sight of her fine ass as it stuck up in the air, her pink pussy winked at me from between her spread thighs. I walked over and ran my fingers through her heat while my cock throbbed. He don’t know the difference between teaching a lesson and just having a good time. All he knows is that the pussy, his pussy, is open and ready and he’s ready to break out the gate at a run.
I got up on the bed behind her and spread her open. She was already half wet when I ran my tongue over her slit. That taste hit me right in the gut and I wanted to feast, but I knew she was hiding something from me and I needed to know what that was so the feasting was gonna have to wait, right now I was on a mission.
I licked her pussy until the juice coated my tongue and her ass began to twitch. I hummed into her pussy because the shit was so good, but I caught myself, I had a job to do so I pulled my tongue out of her.
“You’d better hold onto those sheets real tight babe.” She had started to relax there a little when she felt my tongue. I think I even heard her sigh, like she thought she had me.
I know she knows tongue fucking her pussy is one of my favorite delights, but I was after something else that was sure to have her giving up everything she thought she wanted to keep hidden from her man.
Leaning over her back, I bit her ear, just a small nip, just enough to send those little shocks to her nerve endings. “Tell me.”
“Uh-uh.” She was playing stubborn, but it was no more than I expected. Taking my cock in hand, I ran just the pierced head up and down her cunt slit. She clenched and tried to pull away, but my teeth in her neck held her in place.
I sucked on her neck until I left a mark, all the while teasing her clit and slit with my cock ring. I let my fingers squeeze her nipple while her pussy juiced all over my meat and her ass went in search of cock, which I held back from her, barely teasing the entrance to her gash until I was ready.
“Oh shit Colt, please.” I hadn’t even started on her ass yet. This’ll teach Elena to fuck with my shit, now I was going to fuck with her program. “You gonna tell me?” I slammed into her hard and held still. Her pussy twitched and squeezed around my cock while her greedy ass pushed back for more.
“Tell me.” She shook her head and tried to syphon the juice from my dick but I had news for her ass. The more she pushed, the harder I pulled back, until just the tip was inside her. She started begging, pleading, but I turned a deaf ear. I needed her well and truly gone to get what I wanted, I was almost there.
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br /> Reaching around, I played with the piercing in her clit, while letting the tips of my fingers just brush her flesh, light as a breeze. She mewled and her pussy gushed. Any minute now! My cockhead leaked pre-cum into her pussy and ran down the backs of her thighs with her own juices, the mingled scents permeating the air.
I gave her short jabbing fucks with my heavy hard cock while tapping her clit and her breathing became erratic. I waited until she was close and changed shit up on her ass, keeping her confused and needy.
She grumbled when I pulled all the way out and screamed when I went into her ass. I had to push her head down into the mattress so that her nosy ass kids didn’t hear her racket.
I fucked her ass hard for five minutes straight with no let up. I almost wished she would hold out on me so I could continue my assault on her ass, but she wasn’t that strong. I didn’t even have to ask her again, the constant teasing in and out of her ass, fingers on her clit, and stopping when I knew she was close did the trick.
“It’s nothing Colton really, just um...” She stopped talking; just what the fuck was it that she was hiding from me? “Stop fucking around Kat, talk.” I pulled her head back and sucked her tongue into my mouth while slamming her ass and fucking her pussy with three fingers. She was well and truly stuffed on all ends.
Her pussy was creaming hard so I knew she was close to a massive orgasm. I stopped all movement, except for the in and out of my fingers in her pussy. I flexed my dick in her ass and bit her again, hard enough to mark her in the same place as before.
“Caitlin wants to spend Xmas with Todd.” The words ran together but I got it. “Say what now?” She really stopped me in my tracks with that one. Of all the things I expected to come out of her mouth, that wasn’t even on the list. Now I was the one who had to keep my head on straight and think this thing through. Dealing with these fucking women is like walking a minefield.
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