by Amy Brent
Wynn’s success had also not gone unnoticed by Ari, who one day came into my office holding Wynn’s book with that look on her face, the one that said, “I have a wild fucking idea that’s going to make us a shit load of cash.” Whenever Ari came in with that look, I just closed my mouth and listened to the cash registers ring.
“Have you read this book?” she asked, holding it up and tapping the cover, which was a white background with a Rorschach inkblot image that could have been a pussy or a butterfly. Again, very clever, those marketing wonks.
“I have read it,” I said, lying even though I had not, but had meant to for months. Wynn had sent me an autographed copy the week the book came out. It was in my master bathroom with the rest of the books I promised to read, but knew I never would. “The author is a pal of mine from grad school. Dr. Wynn Driver.”
Ari plopped down in the leather chair across the desk from me and sat flipping through the pages. “There’s some really brilliant stuff in here,” she said. “I mean, nothing as good as yours, of course.”
“Of course,” I said with a smile.
“But really great insight into the way women think, based on signals from their vaginas.”
“Like men thinking with their cocks,” I said, the smile still in place. I watched her for a minute. She was frowning as she perused the pages. I could almost hear the gears grinding inside her head.
I stopped rocking and hitched my chin at her. “Ari? What are you thinking?”
She snapped the book shut and clutched it to her flat chest, then wiggled her drawn-on eyebrows at me. “How well do you know this Wynn Driver?”
I shrugged. “Pretty well. We were at UCLA together. I played football, he played rugby. He’s a regular at the Northwood parties. We’ve shagged a lot of the same girls.”
“So, you’re pals,” she said, head bobbing slightly.
“Yeah, good pals.”
“He’s very good looking,” she said, turning the book over to stare at Wynn’s photo on the back. “Again, not as good looking as you…”
“Jesus, Ari, just get to it,” I said with a long sigh. I leaned my elbows on the desk and propped my cheeks between my hands. “What are you thinking?”
“What would you think of maybe co-authoring a book with Wynn Driver? Then doing a book tour together? And seminars with you as the star attraction and him as the opener?”
“You make us sound like rock stars,” I said, rolling my eyes.
“To a lot of people, you are.” She pursed her lips and narrowed her eyes at me. “What do you think?”
I frowned, not because I was opposed to the idea, but because it had never even occurred to me. When you were a narcissistic asshole, you didn’t think too much about others. And when you did, it was in terms of what it meant to you.
“Co-authoring a book with Wynn on what topic?” I asked.
“On the topics you’re both experts at,” Ari said. “The brain, the human psyche, the female anatomy.”
I snickered at her. “Ah, there it is. It always comes back to the pussy for you, doesn’t it?”
“Fuck you, pot, said kettle.” She opened Wynn’s book to the acknowledgments and ran a thin finger down the page. “He doesn’t list an agent or manager. Do you know if he has representation?”
I sat back and laced my fingers behind my head. “Representation as in someone like you?”
“Someone exactly like me,” she said. “I mean, it would be easier to convince your publisher to take on the project if you were both represented by the same agent.”
“That does make sense,” I said. I cupped a hand under my chin and drummed my fingers to my lips. “I suppose I could give Wynn a call. Just to feel him out.”
“Why don’t you do that,” Ari said, a little smile itching her thin lips. “Just to gauge his interest.”
“Oh, I’m pretty sure there’ll be interest,” I said.
“Then you’ll give him a call?”
I leaned back and folded my arms over my chest to give her a long, hard look. “You sure you wanna take on another me? You’re always saying what a handful I am. Wynn’s a nice guy, but his star is on the rise. He’ll need a lot of hand-holding and guidance. Are you sure you can handle both of us? Without a negative effect on my career?”
“You will always be my priority, my darling,” she said, holding up her hands, wiggling her skinny fingers like the Wicked Witch of the West. “But I have two hands. Make the call.”
“Fine,” I said, patting the air between us with my hands. “I’ll make the call.”
“That’s my boy,” she said, pushing herself out of the chair. She set Wynn’s book on the desk and tapped a finger to it. “Maybe look through that before you do.”
I winced. “You want me to read a book? Seriously?”
“Lane,” she said, putting her hands on her hips.
I held up my hands in defeat. “Fine, fine. I’ll read the book.”
“And make the call.”
“Yes, mother, and make the call.”
* * *
I hadn’t talked to Wynn Driver in a while. I took that afternoon and read his book as Ari ordered. I have to be honest. I had no intention of reading it, but once I started I couldn’t put the damn thing down.
His insights and theories into the topic of the female libido’s persuasion on the female brain was cutting edge stuff. Not only that, he was a much better writer than me.
Hell, there’s no need to bullshit you. I wasn’t a writer at all. I just dictated my thoughts into a recorder and had a professional put it all into coherent form. The ideas were mine, but putting my words on paper in coherent form was beyond my skill set and attention span. Besides, Ari says my time is too valuable to spend doing something as mundane as writing. The money was in the ideas, she said, not in the execution of the ideas.
I found some videos of Wynn on YouTube, speaking at various events, and even a Ted Talk. He was just as good a speaker as me. Maybe even a little better. He had this presence about him that most speakers didn’t have. I had to work to be likable. Wynn was a natural. And he had a twelve-inch cock that the ladies loved. I knew because I’d seen women arguing over who was going to ride it first at those aforementioned orgies.
I set my Corona on the glass patio table and glanced at my watched. It was still early where I was in California. I had no idea where he might be, but I tapped the speed dial to find out.
After a few rings, Wynn’s voice came through the speaker. “Hey, Lane, what’s up?”
“Dude!” I said, grunting the words like the old football player that I was. “What’s up with you?”
“Oh, I’m just heading to a little conference for the weekend with my pal, Holden at Midwestern,” Wynn said modestly. “What are you doing?”
“I’m at Northwoods,” I said with a happy sigh.
“You’re having a Northwoods event this weekend and you didn’t invite me?” Wynn asked. “My feelings are hurt.”
“Hey, I’d never leave you out of a party, but don’t worry, the place is closed this week,” I said. “I came up here to work on the next book. I needed a little peace and quiet. It’s just me and the woods. And a few select female friends.”
“God, your life sucks,” Wynn said, echoing a sentiment I heard more and more lately. “That’s okay. I’m at Northwestern with Holden for a few days anyway. Hey, you should fly out and hang with us.”
“Hmm, that’s not a bad idea,” I said. I searched my mind for the name Holden… then I remembered Wynn’s best friend was a psyche professor by the name of Holden Moss. I didn’t know Holden, but Wynn always spoke highly of him. They were both on the faculty at Midwestern University when Wynn’s book was published.
I said, “I’m about to wrap up here. I assume there are many beautiful women there in need of my particular brand of therapy.”
Wynn chuckled over the speaker. “Yes, I’m sure we could find someone for you to help.”
“Tell you what, let me make
a few phone calls and get back to you. I was supposed to be in Los Angeles for meetings this weekend, but maybe I can reschedule. If so, I’ll fly out and hang with you guys for a couple of days. Are you sure Holden won’t mind?”
“The more the merrier,” Wynn said. “In fact, there’s someone that I think Holden would like for you to meet. Her name is Jude.”
That piqued my interest. If there was a woman there Wynn thought I should meet, she must have been a hell of a girl. I said, “As in ‘Hey Jude’?”
“As in,” Wynn said. “Hey, I gotta get going. Think you’ll come? For real?”
“You never know,” I said, nodding. “Text me Holden’s address. If I decide to come it’ll be late tomorrow before I can get there.”
“That’s cool,” Wynn said. “That would give me time to wrap up this conference and give us a couple of days to play before I have to get back to L.A.”
“Sounds like a plan,” I said. “I’ll email you my itinerary if I can make it out.”
“Super. Hope to see you tomorrow.”
I was about to hang up when the reason I called came back to mind. I said, “Oh, hey, you distracted me with all this talk of pussy. I nearly forgot why I was calling you.”
“You mean there’s more to life than pussy?” Wynn said. “Whatever could that be?”
“I want us to work on a book together. I just got around to reading your book and man, it’s fucking awesome. You’re doing some great work there. I think there’s all kinds of synergy with what I’m doing. I talked to my publisher already and they want to hear a few ideas. You interested in doing a little brainstorming while I’m there?”
“You want to coauthor a book with me?” Wynn asked warily, as if he hadn’t heard me correctly. “Actually, what would you think about doing a book with me and Holden? He’s written some amazing papers on the topic of female sexuality. I think the three of us could come up with something really special.”
“You, me, and Holden doing a three-way?” I said with a smile. “Dude, that sounds freakin’ amazing! We’ll talk about it when I see you guys.”
“Then you’re definitely coming?”
“Dude, have you ever known me not to cum?”
“You’re a sick fuck,” Wynn said. “And no, I’ve never known you not to cum.”
“I’m no sicker than you,” I said. “See you tomorrow, buddy.”
I hung up the phone and texted my assistant to arrange travel. I didn’t know it at the time, but I was about to embark on my next fun adventure. I was about to meet a woman who would change my life.
And her name was Jude.
Chapter Five: Jude Allen
Present day…
Midwestern University
Madison Illinois
“What the hell was I thinking, Iz? taking on two guys at once? And I’m not talking about taking them on at arm wrestling or chess or badminton. Oh no, that would have been too easy. I’m talking about taking them on sexually, as in letting them gang-bang me like there was no tomorrow. Not just once, but over and over again?”
I noticed Izzy’s mouth start to move in an attempt to respond, but I didn’t give her the chance. I waved my hands in the air like a drunken airport runway worker and tried to keep my voice to a low level so the other fifty or so students in the university cafeteria didn’t hear me ranting.
“Fine, okay, I admit it. I enjoy every freakin’ second of it. And I’m sure I’ll enjoy it even more when it happens again, probably tonight. But holy moly, Iz, I am sore in places I didn’t know you could be sore in. My tits and my ass and my cunt… I feel like I’ve been slammed by the entire WWE! I need a break!”
I stopped ranting long enough to look across the table at her. She had a blank look on her face, as if she were in shock.
“Iz? You okay?” I asked.
Izzy widened her dark eyes and held out her hands. “Are you finished?”
“What?”
“Are you finished?’ she asked, looking around to see if anyone else had been part of the audience to hear me complaining about the three-way relationship I’d gotten myself into with Professor Holden Moss and his best friend, Dr. Wynn Driver. “Because God forbid I interrupt you while you’re on a tirade about getting your clock cleaned by two gorgeous men at the same time!”
“I’m sorry,” I said. I felt my neck flush red hot. I put my hands to my cheeks and stuck out my tongue like a panting dog. “I didn’t mean to rant and rave. It’s just that, well shit, what the hell was I thinking?”
Izzy picked up her bottle of water and rolled her eyes as she took a drink. “Here we go again. What was I thinking? My tits hurt. My pussy hurts. My ass hurts. I’m having too many orgasms. I don’t know what to do with all this cock. Poor me. Blah, blah, blah, blah.”
“That sounds nothing like me,” I said with a hard stare, although it kind of did.
“It sounded just like you, you whiny bitch,” Izzy said with a grin. She picked up a French fry from her tray and swizzled it through the pool of ketchup she’d made. “I swear, Jude, you’re never satisfied. One minute, you’re bitching about a guy using you, and the next minute you’re bitching because you can’t get laid, and the next minute you’re bitching because you’re getting laid too much. What did you expect when Holden brought Wynn into the bedroom with y’all? Tag team fucking?”
I blinked at her because I didn’t know the answer. “I don’t know what I expected,” I said honestly. “I just thought it would be interesting to fuck two guys at once.”
Izzy leaned in and smiled. “And so? Is it interesting?”
I looked around to make sure no one was close enough to listen, then grinned like the Cheshire Cat. “It is fucking amazing!”
“I knew it!” Izzy said, clapping her hands and cackling at the top of her lungs. Every head in the cafeteria turned our way for a moment, but Izzy ignored them. She reached across the table and squeezed my arm. “Okay, enough whining. Tell me how it works.”
I knew what she was asking, but I wanted her to squirm a bit. “Tell you how what works?”
“How it works with two dicks and one pussy?” she said. Izzy was a black girl from Atlanta who was in the top 2% of her psyche class at Midwestern, but at the moment, she had switched into ghetto mode and was swaying her head back and forth. “Don’t play dumb with me. Tell me how it works. Who sticks what into where? And do they take turns? Is it like Red Rover and you call them over? Come on. Spell it out.”
I picked up my soda and brought the straw to my lips without taking a sip. “Well, honestly, the first time was a little awkward. I mean, we got naked and both of them were hard as rocks. And I gotta tell you, Wynn has the longest cock I have ever seen.” I held up my hands a foot apart. “I mean, Holden is like ten-inches, but Wynn is a foot long, like a freaking hot dog, I swear to god.”
“Damn girl,” Iz said, whistling. “And I thought my man was hung like a horse.” Her man was Earl Winston, captain of the Midwestern University football team. He was large and black and scary as hell to anyone who didn’t know what a teddy bear he really was. He looked out for me and Izzy like we were his two prized cubs.
Izzy put her elbows on the table and rested her chin between her hands. “Okay, so you got naked. Then what.”
“Well, we got naked and we kind of just huddled up together,” I said, sighing at the memory of the three of us standing naked in Holden’s living room. I wiggled in my chair because a warm flow of juices had started flowing between my legs.
“Then what?”
I gave her an evil grin. “Then, I took a cock in each hand while they started kissing me and feeling me up. I had fingers on my tits, in my pussy, in my ass…”
“Whoo, that sounds… whooo…” Izzy grinned at me. “So, you’re playing milking machine with their monster cocks while their fingers are doing the walking all around your booty hole.”
“My booty hole?” I smiled as my nipples pushed against my bra. “Yes, something like that.”
“Then what happened?”
“Then we went into the bedroom,” I said. “End of story.” I leaned back and folded my arms over my breasts and let my shoulders go up and down. I clamped my mouth shut and tried not to smile.
“End of story my ass,” Izzy growled, her forehead lining in a deep frown. “You… don’t even think about holding out on me. What happened next?”
I couldn’t keep the smile off my lips. I put my elbows on the table and leaned over them with my voice low like a man’s. “Well… then Wynn says something like, ‘I want you to suck my cock while Holden fucks you from behind, then we’ll switch’!”
“He did not say that,” Izzy covered her mouth and squealed.
“Yes, he did.”
“Oh, that nasty mother fucker.”
“Nasty is right,” I said. “Nasty and amazing.”
“So, you sucked Wynn’s foot long while Holden laid his pipe into you from behind.” She blew out her lips and shook her head. “Girl, you got me melting in my drawers. Then what?”