by Joan Aiken
'Ay, sir, but at least I'm an honest rogue,' said Silver Taffy in an injured tone. 'It was Auntie keeping four-fifths of the takings when she'd promised me half that I couldn't stomach. I'm a hard man to cheat, sir; I can't abear it. Howsumdever my Auntie Ettarde is a tough nut likewise, and deep as a well, furthermore. "Oh" says she, "so that's your lay, is it? Well," says she, "I'll make a bargain. Fetch in that other lass, that young supercargo from the Thrush, liddle Miss Twiddletwite, and you shall have half the price for the pair." "Done, Auntie," says I – sapskull that I am – and off I goes, thinking 'twould be an easy matter to pop Twite in the bag along with Mabon's lass. I had one try, and missed her; then, blow me if she didn't travel off into the wilds with Windward and the rest. And then blow me furder, if half a dozen o' them grey militia dummies don't grab me and sling me in here. And I know why, too – it's so Auntie don't have to pay me her lawful share. It's her doing! She has Queen Ginevra's ear – close as clams, they be. But I'll get even with her, so I will, when I'm out of the derwent-house.'
Captain Hughes looked at him thoughtfully.
'But how do you know you ever will get out?' he said. 'Your aunt appears to be in a position of very great power. It might be in her interest to persuade the queen that you should stay here for a long time -perhaps for the rest of your life.'
'Aye: don't think I haven't thought the same,' said Silver Taffy. 'But I'm a peevy man to diddle, as Auntie Ettarde will learn, and a hard man to fasten down. I'd not have stayed in the Thrush if it hadn't suited my book. It's odds but I'll find some way out o' the coop.'
'If you are of that mind,' said Captain Hughes, 'you and I may yet be of service to one another. It's no use expecting aid or sense from that poor wretch -' glancing exasperatedly at the lachrymose Mr Brandywinde —. 'your aunt seems to have bewitched him; or he thinks she has, which comes to the same thing. He has lost the use of his hands.'
'Aye, she can play that sort o' trick on a poor softie like him,' said Taffy scornfully. None the less, Captain Hughes noticed that he made the figure-eight sign, glancing nervously over his shoulder. 'The sooner we're out o' here, Cap'n, the better pleased I'll be. Did you have any special notion in mind?'
'Why yes. I have been exercising my wits to some purpose. Come through here and I will show you.'
And Captain Hughes led the way to the chamber where there were paints, paper and drawing-materials.
'Look -' he indicated a mathematical diagram on a large sheet of paper. 'I have not been wasting my time in here! The design is done. But the construction requires two people – because these struts, here, have to be bent and held in shape while the fabric is stretched over them. And poor Brandywinde is quite useless for that.'
Silver Taffy bent over the design, and presently a shimmering silver smile split his face.
'Why, Cap'n!' he said. 'You were wasted aboard the Thrush! You ought to spend your days a-visiting poor coves in prison!'
The journey from Lake Arianrod to the court of King Mabon was achieved in a considerably shorter time than Lieutenant Windward had reckoned. This was due to the fact that King Mabon, grief-stricken at the loss of his child, and requiring distraction, had undertaken a tour of his kingdom, and was, the travellers learned, about to preside over the quarterly assize sessions at his sheep capital of Wandesborough, hardly fifty miles from the frontier.
At the spanking pace set by the Frontier Patrol on their picked mountain mules, swift rangy beasts, short-tempered and sure-footed, it took the party less than a day to reach the assize town. Wandesborough, like Bath Regis, lay in a great upland basin, but its surroundings were green and fertile, kept temperate by balmy breezes from the slopes of Mount Catelonde. For this reason the last four hours of the journey were enlivened by the continuous bleating of sheep which were pastured in enormous numbers on the high grassy slopes.
'What a deal of wool and mutton they must export,' remarked Lieutenant Windward.
He said this to Dido, kindly trying to divert her mind, for he thought she looked very mopish and down-pin. Not even the friendly escort of the legionaries in their short red tunics and mules'-hair-plumed helmets, or being mounted on a crack cavalry mule, seemed to put any heart in her. She only muttered, 'I daresay,' in reply to Windward's well-meant remark.
'Come, cheer up, little 'un,' said Mr Multiple. 'I reckon when King Mabon hears he's got his daughter back, he'll hand over Queen Ginevra's lake without any roundaboutation, and we'll be posting back to Bath again in the twinkling of a pig's tail. And once she has her blessed piece of water back, not to mention her husband, if Mr Holystone is really that, which I, for one, take with a bushel of salt – then she'll let Cap'n Hughes go, and we can all be on our way. And I tell you what,' he added generously, 'I'll go cahoots with you in some of my sparklers, for I've got enough to make us both into Nabobs!'
But even this promise failed to arouse any enthusiasm in Dido. She said, 'Thanks, Mr Mully,' in a flat little voice, and continued to gaze glumly at her saddle-bow, or, sometimes, ahead, to where Mr Holystone and Princess Elen rode in silence side by side.
It is a considerable shock when somebody you have known (you thought) very well indeed, and have been fond of, proves to be not only a completely different person from the one you believed to be your friend, but also not to remember you at all. If, on top of that, he turns out to be a king, reborn after thirteen hundred years, the shock is greater still. And if, into the bargain, he is married to one of the wickedest and most horrible people you have ever met, you can hardly help feeling very unhappy about it. Especially if he seems to be showing rather too much interest in a princess who certainly isn't his wife.
Not that Mr Holystone talked much to the princess; but all the way, on the journey, whether in motion or resting, they kept near to each other, and there seemed to be a kind of wordless communication going on between them.
What the dickens does it matter to me? Dido said to herself crossly. If he rides beside her and helps her on and off her moke? I ain't in charge of 'em.
But she couldn't help thinking how very much Queen Ginevra would dislike it, if she knew that her newly recovered Rex Quondam, instead of making all possible speed back to Bath Regis, to greet his long-lost queen, was riding in precisely the opposite direction, by the side of a much younger, and very beautiful, princess.
The queen'll never let Cap'n Hughes out of prison at this rate, Dido thought gloomily. And we can't go off and leave poor old Cap hobbled up in Cumbria. And it's bezants to breadcrumbs she'll grab the lot of us if we go back – have our heads shrunk, or our tongues cut out, or drop us in the river for those pesky fish to guzzle.
Dido's thoughts were far from cheerful.
However when they were about five miles from Wandesborough, they saw a mounted party approaching them at full gallop, accompanied by waving banners and the sound of bocinas; and the little brown-faced, roly-poly man on a fiery mountain pony in the lead proved to be none other than King Mabon himself, impatient for reunion with his daughter. He flung himself off his mount and ran to embrace her, then turned to address her rescuers in a flood of joyful Latin. As this was received by all except Mr Windward and Mr Holystone with blank faces, he switched to English.
'Heroes you are indeed, everyone of you! My gratitude to the end of your days you will be having. Anything in Lyonesse is yours for the asking – Well, well, now, what a big bonny girl you have grown, cariad! I can see Miss Castlereagh fed you all those years on milk and honey, even if you are a bit skinny just now, with you,' he added, giving Elen another hug. 'And plenty of learning to go with the bonny looks, I am hoping?'
'Oh yes, Papa, I can speak seven languages, and Professor Crumhorn gave me AA for Disputation, and I have reached the second part of the Calculus.'
'There, now! A bluestocking I have got myself! But as for that Ginevra,' said King Mabon, suddenly becoming formidable, 'as for that fiend in human form, boiling in oil would be too good for her. She should be -'
'But, Dadda -'
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'Well, what?'
'Gwydion is married to her!'
'What?'
'They say that Cousin Gwydion is Queen Ginevra's Rex Quondam.'
'Who says?'
'Caradog, the old Guardian – and Gwydion himself says it -'
The Guardian, however, had prudently seen fit to make himself scarce and disappear during the bustle of departure from the Pass of Nimue.
King Mabon said to Mr Holystone,
'Is this so, my boy? Are you Mercurius Artaius? Are you the Pendragon?'
'Yes; it is true,' said Mr Holystone, who still looked very tired.
'Then I salute you, my liege lord, and offer you fealty,' said King Mabon, going down without more ado on one knobbly knee. This was not comfortable for him, since he wore a toga and short tunic, and the ground was stony; he kissed Holystone's hand, then briskly stood up again. 'But, my boy, how is it you never knew that before? All those years, when you used to visit us as a child, and play with Elen and her brothers -'
'His time had not yet come,' interposed Bran, who now, greatly to Dido's astonishment, limped out from among King Mabon's escorting troop. I suppose it was him as passed word that Elen was up there in the stable, Dido thought. Bran wore a white tunic and purple toga. A page-boy carried his cockatoo. He went on, 'No use to ask the chrysalis why it is not a butterfly. The hour had not yet struck nor the hilt of Caliburn come to his hand.'
'But – bless me – this puts an entirely new complexion on the matter -' King Mabon ran a hand through his dark hair, which was cut short, Roman fashion. 'Married to Ginevra, you are? Shocking pity that is, indeed! I don't mind telling you, some nasty rumours have been coming through about her, these twenty years and more. Still,' he added, not very hopefully, 'maybe now you are returned to her she will be a bit more neighbourly. Closed her frontier, she did, years back, and the tales that trickle out from Cumbria I would sooner not be believing.'
'I reckon they're all true, mister king,' said Dido, who saw no reason why she should not take part in this discussion.
'And who might you be, my dear?' King Mabon turned his intense, dark, very intelligent eyes on her.
'Why this is Dido, Papa, who rescued me; she helped me out of the cave.'
'Then it's welcome you are as lambs in spring,' said King Mabon. 'But why are we all standing like this in the fosseway? Let us go back directly to Wandesborough so that the feasting may commence.'
They remounted, the troop of legionaries riding ahead, the frontier patrol behind, and King Mabon and his daughter's rescuers in the middle.
King Mabon talked hard all the way.
'Now you are back, my boy – and delighted I am, though I won't say it wasn't a surprise -'
Wonder what Cap'n Hughes'll say when he finds his steward's a king, Dido thought.
' -Unification of the three kingdoms – need for a strong, guiding hand,' King Mabon was continuing. 'Danger from Biru, from Patagonia, and the Southern Incas -'
Mr Holystone seemed to have little to say. He remained silent and listened.
Bran, who, despite his wooden leg, appeared able to ride a mule without any difficulty, came alongside Dido. Noticing her despondent looks, he broke into one of his little songs, sung very softly for her alone:
'I like the way
You say my name
None other says it
Quite the same
The syllables sing like the notes of a song
When you say it, I wish it were five times as long!
So when I die
Pray don't feel glum
But simply write
Upon my tomb
Forget his career; but tell this to his credit
His name sounded best in the way that she said it!'
'Your songs are downright silly sometimes,' said Dido crossly. 'And how did you get here, anyway? You belong in Cumbria. And the frontier is closed, King Mabon said.'
'Smugglers, minstrels, and messengers travel where they choose,' Bran said. 'And a good storyteller is welcome anywhere. Shall I tell you a story, child? You appear somewhat despondent.'
'Despondent?' said Dido. 'D'you expect me to be as chirpy as a cricket? Cap'n Hughes is in jail, and Mr Holystone says he's Arthur come back, so – so he's married to that hateful woman.' Her voice wavered. To cover this she added quickly. 'D'you reckon that's true?'
Despite his oddity, she felt sure that Bran would know, and give her a true answer. But instead of replying directly, he said,
'Once there was a wicked rich man who had gained all his riches by despoiling his neighbours. He had particularly abused a man called Abel, taking his land unlawfully, bearing false witness against him; in the end he had Abel turned out of his home. Abel, penniless, became a sailor, and was absent from his homeland for many years, and came back no richer than he had gone. But when he did come back, Cain, the rich man, was dying; all his ill-won riches could not protect him from death. And as he lay tossing and turning on his velvet couch, he was tormented by one desperate feverish craving. "In all my life I have never heard the sound of the sea! Oh, if I could but hear the sound of the waves beating on the shore, I believe I might recover. Or at least I could die happy." But the sea was many thousands of leagues away. Now, as you know, you can hear the sound of the sea if you hold a shell to your ear. There was only one man in the town who possessed a shell, and that was Abel. The shell, indeed, was his only possession. But when he heard of his enemy's wish, he carried the shell to Cain's house, and said, "Here it is; listen to it by all means if you think it will ease you." And Cain held the shell to his ear, and his face contorted with rage and envy. " You have had this all these years, while I parched on the dry land?" he cried. "But I will take it from you now!" And he crushed the shell between his hands, and, so doing, he died. But Abel said, "I can still listen to the wind. Its voice is as sweet as the voice of the sea." '
'Just the same,' said Dido indignantly, 'that rich man was a pig. A real pig! Did Abel get his things back after Cain died?'
'As to that,' Bran said, 'I can't tell you. But see, here we are, arriving in Wandesborough.'
The assize town was very different from Bath Regis. It was laid out geometrically, a small walled town of neat thatched Roman villas, built strongly of clay and wattle, and all painted white. Mabon was staying in the Governor's house, which was simply a bigger villa, with a large square inner court containing the usual fountain and cactuses.
King Mabon instantly set his stewards to organising a feast in the main hall, and dispatched messengers to Lyonesse City to make arrangements for the return of Lake Arianrod.
'Fair's fair,' he said. 'Let no one claim I don't keep my word. I have my child, the old woman can have her pond. And furthermore, I'll send it back faster than I took it.' He chuckled. 'My Master of Irrigation has hatched up a plan to ship it back by a series of air-balloons, helped by the updraught over Mount Catelonde – which will be a deal quicker and cheaper than all those llamas.'
'How did you manage to remove it without the Guardian's knowledge?' inquired Mr Windward.
'My spies picked a couple of nights when he was down in Bath reporting to the queen, which he does twice a month.'
What a deal of trouble would have been saved, Dido thought, if the spies had only found the princess. I'd have been home, by this time, and Cap'n Hughes wouldn't be in jail.
While the mutton was roasting for the feast they all lolled on warm earthenware couches shaped like the letter P laid on its side. The villa was centrally heated by underground ducts from Pampoyle and Catelonde. They reclined against wool-stuffed cushions and drank mead, while Bran played his harp and sang. Elen and Mr Holystone sat side by side, apparently listening to the music, not talking to one another. Dido felt a painful tightness in her chest, either at the music or the sight of them, so she moved over and listened, instead, to King Mabon discussing with the English officers the state of affairs in New Cumbria.
'Bad as it can be, and no better in Hy Brasil,' Mabon
was saying. 'Gwydion's foster-brother Ccaedmon -lucky the relationship is no closer, proper tyrant he is – turned the whole country into a big-game preserve, evicted half his subjects from their homes. Cuts off the peasants' hands if they catch so much as a guinea-pig.'
'A guinea-pig, sir?'
'Indeed yes! Cui, they call them hereabouts – because of the sound, you know-' King Mabon imitated a guinea-pig's squeak so realistically that the Governor's cat shot into the room and began searching suspiciously under the couches. 'Or,' the-king went on, 'some say it is short for cui-cui-modo. Guinea-pigs used to be the staple diet in Hy Brasil until Ccaedmon declared that they belonged to the Crown.' He glanced over at Holystone and his daughter. His brow clouded slightly. He called, 'Gwydion, my boy!'
Holystone rose a little reluctantly and came across the room.
'Sir?'
Dido caught a queer polite echo of Captain Hughes's steward.
'Now, now, boyo, it is I who should be calling you sir,' Mabon said, clapping him on the shoulder. 'Only it comes hard with a lad I taught to cast his first trout-fly. Queer it must be for you, indeed, and difficult to take it all in.'
'Oh, why,' burst out Holystone, looking harassed and miserable, 'why must this happen to me? Why should I, of all people, be brought back in this way? To what end?'
'As to why you, bless me if I know!' said King Mabon frankly. 'But it had to be someone, now, didn't it? And when you ask to what end – haven't I just been saying? Gracious to goodness, why this whole region – with the exception of Lyonesse, which, I pride myself, is as peaceful and prosperous a little country as you could hope to visit – the whole of Roman America apart from that is in a disgraceful condition of tyranny, anarchy and misrule. Time it was the High King came back; someone who will be accepted by the people and set matters to rights. Are they still head-hunting in Cumbria?' he asked Windward.
'Indeed yes, sir; I gather it is a thriving practice.'