Again he paused, and this time when he resumed, his voice was barely audible. “He said he loved her, both he and she intended to get divorces, and he meant to marry her. And then he laughed at me.”
He stopped speaking, this time for good, letting us visualize the rest for ourselves. It was not hard to visualize: a round little fat man confronted by a tall, virile rival who had cheated him, stolen his beautiful wife, and now destroyed his dignity with the final insult of laughter. Momentarily I almost found myself sympathizing with him, but then I remembered he was the same killer who had attempted to murder Fausta.
Fausta remembered it at the same moment. Staring at Jones with the same fascination she might have regarded a freak in a side show, she said, “Now I understand why you looked as if you were seeing a ghost the first time we met. You thought you had just poisoned me.”
“Yeah,” I said. “He also thought you’d immediately recognize him as Lancaster’s killer when you walked into his office with me, not knowing the story that you had seen his face was a deliberate plant.”
At a gesture from Warren Day, Hannegan heaved to his feet and curtly motioned for Jones to arise. Numbly the little man got up, then gazed down at his wife in mute appeal.
But Isobel was already regarding him as though he were something without much interest from her past. Her eyes flicked over him indifferently, then settled thoughtfully on the burly figure of Lieutenant Hannegan. You could almost see her filing him away in her mind as a future possibility to while away an evening of boredom. I had a feeling that if she had him alone for a moment, she would issue an invitation for that evening.
Suddenly she smiled brightly up at Harlan. “I suppose you have it arranged for me to inherit everything, haven’t you, dear?”
Fausta forgot she was a lady. Leaving her seat next to me almost as fast as Farmer Cole could have moved, she planted a beautiful roundhouse square in Isobel’s lovely left eye.
THE END
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Vice Cop
CHAPTER I
IT WAS a dull, drizzly September day in St. Cecilia. The weather would have been bad anywhere, but St. Cecila’s factories made it awful. We don’t have an anti-smoke ordinance, so most of the factories burn soft coal. When there is a misting rain, the drops dissolve tiny bits of soot on the way down and it rains ink.
Carl Lincoln and I were working the marijuana detail out of the Narcotics Squad at the time. We’re both members of the Vice, Gambling and Narcotics Division and Captain Spangler, our boss, doesn’t like his men to get into ruts. You never know from one week to the next what your assignment will be, but right now it was Narcotics.
It was a temperate day in spite of the rain and we had the squadroom windows open. What smoke the rain didn’t dissolve in falling, it pushed inside through the windows. We were sitting in the squadroom filtering the soot out of the air by passing it through our lungs when the loudspeaker boomed, “Rudowski!”
Captain Spangler always calls me Rudowski, although the name I use is Rudd. I’m not ashamed of my real name and I’m proud of my Polish ancestry. I just got tired of trying to explain to people over the phone that I was Mateusz Rudowski. They can understand me when I saw Mathew Rudd.
I said to Carl, “That probably means you too, buddy-boy.”
“Whither you go, I go,” Carl said, unhinging his lanky frame from his chair and following me into the captain’s office.
Captain Maurice Spangler is a square-bodied, grizzled man near sixty. He’s a politician-cop — you have to be in St. Cecilia to make captain — but nevertheless a good cop. He came up through the ranks, learning every dodge criminals try to pull, and how to outmaneuver them, on the way up. He’d also learned whose backs to pat and whose toes not to step on. They were equally important lessons for a captain of police.
There was a thin, aristocratic-looking man of about fifty in the office with him. He was tall and gray at the temples and reminded me of somebody I’d seen somewhere, but I couldn’t think where. Then I got it He looked like the man of distinction in the whisky ads.
In his crisp voice the captain said, “Matt, I want you to meet Mr. Martin Manners. Sergeant Rudowski, Mr. Manners. And his partner, Corporal Lincoln.”
“How do you do, Sergeant?” Manners asked in a well-modulated tone. He gave me a firm handclasp, then repeated the question and the handclasp with Carl.
The captain waved us to seats. “Mr. Manners came in to report a woman whom he believes is holding marijuana parties at her home,” he said in a tone suggesting that Manners should get a medal for performing this civic duty.
His tone, plus the fact that Manners was in his office, implied that the man was somebody important. Ordinary taxpayers don’t get in to see captains with minor complaints. They’re referred to the squadroom. He wasn’t politically important, though, because I knew every politician in town at least by name, from the big ones down to the City Hall hangers-on, and I’d never heard of Martin Manners. I figured he must be rich.
I said, “This woman is running a reefer pad?”
Manners looked blank and the captain said, “No, no, Matt. It isn’t a professional operation. She’s a socially prominent divorcée named Mrs. Isobel Whittier. Mr. Manners says she has been furnishing her guests marijuana cigarettes at her private parties.”
The captain must love this, I thought One socialite snitching on another. And both of them probably personal friends of the police commissioner, or at least with influential friends who were personal friends of old Baldy Mason. If the captain took no action, Manners might complain to the commissioner about dereliction of duty. If he acted, the Whittier woman would probably complain about police persecution. But one of the ways Spangler got to be captain was his ability to steer through such shoals without piling up on the rocks. Whatever action he took, he’d arrange things so that in the end everybody concerned would think he’d done them a favor.
Spangler lifted a small envelope from his desk and took out a brown-paper cigarette. “Mr. Manners brought this in as evidence,” he said, handing it across the desk to me.
I rolled it around in my fingers to get its feel. It was drier and raspier than an ordinary cigarette. I sniffed at it.
“It’s a stick, all right,” I said, handing it back. I looked at Manners. “You got this at one of this Whittier woman’s parties?”
“Heavens, no,” he said in a horrified voice. “I wouldn’t step into her house. I found it in my daughter’s purse.”
That made it better. He didn’t want anyone to think he’d be seen dead at Isobel Whittier’s, but it was all right for his daughter to carry sticks around in her purse.
I said, “What makes you think she got it from Mrs. Whittier?”
“She must have. How many people would a twenty-year-old girl know who could furnish her with narcotics?”
“Marijuana isn’t a narcotic,” I said. “Did you ask your daughter where she got it?”
“She said someone must have stuck it into her purse as a joke. She claimed to know nothing about it.”
“How do you know she wasn’t telling the truth?”
He made an impatient gesture. “It’s common knowledge that Isobel Whittier’s parties are little more than orgies. Everybody is whispering that marijuana is smoked at them, and even that she serves wine spiked with aphrodisiacs.”
By everybody, he meant the country club. We hadn’t heard the whispers down at police headquarters.
I said, “Your daughter attends these parties?”
“She has leaped feet first into the woman’s whole wild social group. Sharon doesn’t have a mother, and probably I’ve been too indulgent. I’ve lost all control over her.”
Had he tried an old-fashioned razor strop, I wondered? I said, “What’s Mrs. Whittier’s address?”
“Eleven-thirty-two Crystal Drive,” he said promptly. He had it memorized.
I wondered how many nights he had driven by the address, kn
owing his daughter was inside and worrying about what was going on. I imagined what my old man would do if he knew my twenty-year-old kid sister was in a place like that It wasn’t hard to imagine. Julie would come out of the place with one of the old man’s hands gripping the back of her neck, the other the seat of her pants. And a few people inside would be nursing broken noses. But Martin Manners was a gentleman. He wouldn’t step into Isobel Whittier’s house.
I glanced at Carl, saw he was writing the address in his notebook, then looked at the captain. “You know the problem we have with these private party complaints, Captain.”
“I touched on it briefly wth Mr. Manners before you came in.” He turned to Manners. “You understand that this is a very difficult type of complaint to act on. We have to have definite evidence of law-breaking to justify a raid on a private home. We can’t just barge in and hope to find evidence on the premises. If nothing were happening, we’d be wide open for all sorts of law suits. Constitutionally a man’s home is still his castle. Or in this case, a woman’s home. We’d have to have someone inside, which is exceedingly difficult to arrange with a close-knit social group such as this. If she were peddling the stuff, we could work in an undercover officer as a customer. But it’s pretty hard to get a cop invited to a private party.”
“I understood that point from what you said when we first discussed it,” Manners said. “I’ve been thinking about it while we’ve been talking. And I have a suggestion.”
“Oh?” the captain inquired politely.
“My daughter has never shown much liking for any of the several young men I’ve brought home from time to time in the hope of inciting her interest in someone respectable. She seems to think that anyone who works for a living and has a business future is automatically dull. But she is amenable to the charms of a more worthless type. The so-called playboy, the tennis or golf bum, any rich young scoundrel whose interests center around the country club in the daytime and the cabarets at night, she finds fascinating. Perhaps if we took some young and presentable police officer — not too young, for Sharon seems to prefer men more mature than she is — say about thirty years old — and had him assume the role of a rich young playboy from out of town, I could introduce him to my daughter. If she liked him well enough, after they became thoroughly acquainted it’s quite likely she would take him to one of the parties.”
“That might work,” Captain Spangler agreed.
Manners looked at me. “The sergeant here isn’t a bad-looking man. Hardly handsome, but quite presentable. And Sharon seems particularly to like men with muscles. Are you married, Sergeant?”
“No, sir,” I said.
He mused over me for a moment, then said to the captain, “In better clothing he’d be adequate, I think.”
“This is my Sunday suit,” I said. “Also my Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday suit. I have another I wear while this one is at the cleaners.”
“I didn’t mean that the way it sounded,” Manners said, flushing slightly. “I meant that in the role of an idle-rich playboy, you’d have to own an expensively tailored wardrobe.”
“I can’t afford it,” I said. “I’m against crime, even in private homes, but I’m not sinking my slim savings into combatting it. Forty-nine-fifty is my limit for a suit.”
“I’d be willing to stand the expense of the whole operation,” Manners said. “Completely outfit you, furnish you expense money to squire Sharon around the night-club circuit. I’d do anything to break that woman’s hold on my daughter and see her whole wild group broken up.”
I looked at the captain and the captain looked at me. Captain Spangler makes Scrooge look like a philanthropist when it comes to approving expense vouchers, but he has no objection to private citizens spending their money. Seeing an approving look begin to form on his face, I injected a comment.
“You realize, Mr. Manners, that if we raid this place with your daughter on the premises, she’ll be in for the same adverse publicity and probable fine as the rest of the group.”
“I don’t care if she has to go to jail for a short term,” Manners said. “Maybe it would bring her to her senses.”
I shrugged and the captain said, “I think what you suggest would be an acceptable arrangement, Mr. Manners. Rudowski, it probably will take you a week or two to gain the girl’s confidence. I’m assigning you full-time to the undercover job. Lincoln, you’ll be his liaison with the division. It will be up to you to organize and carry out the raid when Rudowski gives you the word.”
I said, “Yes, sir,” and Carl said, “Check, Captain.”
“You can work out the details of your assumed role with Mr. Manners, Rudowski. I suppose you’ll move to some hotel, since you’re supposed to be from out of town. Let Lincoln know where you are.”
“Yes, sir,” I said again. Then, recognizing his tone as dismissal, I said, “Want to come out in the squadroom with us, Mr. Manners, so we can work out a story to tell your daughter?”
He had to shake the captain’s hand first and tell him how much he appreciated his cooperation. Then, as I held the door open, he preceded us out into the squadroom.
“I know why he picked you instead of me,” Carl said in a low voice. “It’s those lovely, limpid brown eyes.”
The guys ride me about my eyes a little. Some of the guys. Only the ones who know me real well. It’s because a few idiot women, mostly drunks in barrooms, have made comments about them when I happened to be with some other cop, who couldn’t wait to regale the squadroom with what was said. I don’t know why women make cracks. I’ve looked in the mirror and tried to figure it out, but they just look like eyes to me. But every so often some crazy female I’ve just met makes a remark about my eyes. She says they’re liquid brown, or poetic, or soulful, or deep pools of understanding. Once a woman told me they reminded her of the eyes of a wounded fawn. I almost belted her. Most women are nuts.
I growled, “Another crack like that and you won’t be able to open either of yours.”
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